Huai Shi never dreamed that before she reached the peak of her life, she would one day be able to have the same treatment as the school flower, with the legendary personal bodyguard.

It's a pity that in addition to being a sassy cowherd, this bodyguard has more than one basket of shortcomings......

Without waiting for Huai Shi to object, Ai Qing simply arranged everything neatly, and quickly assigned a 24-hour personal bodyguard for Huai Shi - the unlucky ghost Liu Dongli.

When Ai Qing was there, he didn't dare to be presumptuous, and as soon as she left, Liu Dongli wandered around the chalcedony hall in five or six people.

"It's so broken, it's a pity that this house is in good taste...... Where's my room?"

Huai Shi rolled her eyes, "There are so many empty rooms, and there are also in the bed utility room, which one is which." ”

"What are you eating? I haven't eaten lunch yet. ”

"Do you want boiled noodles in water?"

"Where's the bathroom?" he pulled out another pile of bottles and cans, worried: "I'm going to rehydrate, the ultraviolet rays have been too strong lately." ”

"If you don't have a habit of walking four steps backwards in the bathroom, just around the corner, and by the way, there is no water heater, you need to burn your own firewood, and the firewood is in the backyard. ”

"Tsk. ”

Liu Dongli sighed unhappily, not knowing if it was because he couldn't take four steps backwards or couldn't take a bath freely. After he walked around the whole house critically, and disliked everything in the front yard and backyard of Huai Shi's house, the living room, the balcony, the bathroom, etc., he finally remembered and took out his mobile phone: "Eh, how much is WIFI?"

"Nope!"

After being dealt with by Ai Qing with a radish in one hand and a stick in the other, Huai Shi was not in a good mood, and it was very unpleasant to look at the cowherd: "Are you here to be a bodyguard or an uncle?"

"Nonsense, of course it's to be an uncle. ”

Liu Dongli snorted, went out with his hands behind his back, and came back after a while, carrying a huge black plastic bag, "Where is the shovel?"

Huai Shi looked at the plastic bag trapped in the shape of a human, and felt a little furious in her heart: "What are you doing?"

"Bury the body. Liu Dongli asked rhetorically: "Do you like this thing in the corridor?"

“...... Where are you going to bury it?"

Huai Shi was on alert.

Liu Dongli didn't speak, looked out the window, and Huai Shi suddenly jumped up in a hurry: "No!

"Where is that buried?"

"There are open spaces everywhere up the hill through the back door, how far can you bury it!"

"Tsk, that's troublesome. ”

Although Liu Dongli was lazy, he didn't object anymore, and left with the corpse and shovel.

After watching him go out, Huai Shi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oops, finally gone. The crow didn't know where it came from: "I hid for a long time." ”

When Huai Shi saw this ghost bird grinding foreign workers, she suddenly became more and more angry: "Where did you go just now!"

"I'll clean up your hands and tails, or that little girl's eyes are so sharp, and you'll be okay?" the crow rolled her eyes.

At the mention of this, Huai Shi was angry: "What the hell is that thing, how did it come out of my hand?"

Originally, he thought that he could awaken some magical power by dying explosives, but he finally awakened a magical chili noodles, who can stand this......

"Ah, how to put it, by definition, it is a rare essentia, a high-purity essence extracted from a large number of deaths and ruins......

The raven pondered for a moment before replying, "If you want me to explain how you can spill this thing, then it is probably that by reading the death records and through your own unique attributes, you extracted your own fear of death, and added it to your own scattered essentia to synthesize a high-purity ash of robbery.

However, this is not your soul ability, but a by-product of your subconscious application of your own attributes, if you want to say an analogy, it is probably the noise of the washing machine, the waste water from the outside of the air conditioner, and the radiation of the induction cooker. ”

"Can't you just change the adjective!"

"Well, then, you're probably a negative energy generator right now. ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't add that word!"

Huai Shi was furious and glared at him hatefully: "Besides, what kind of ghost skill is this? Can't you help me get a better one?"

"I guess, but ......," the crow shrugged, "and what walls can't be painted, you know?"

“......”

Huai Shi glared at it hatefully for a long time, and soon, she reacted again: "In this way, negative emotions can be extracted, so positive emotions may not be impossible, right?

"Oh, do you mean 'Liberated Dust'?" the crow bowed, "That's true, but the problem comes from...... You've got to have some happy memories, huh?"

"Fart!Why don't I have happy memories?How happy I am!" Huai Shi patted her chest angrily: "I don't know how happy I am in my life?

“......”

The crow didn't speak, just looked at him until Huai Shi turned her head awkwardly, "Let's change the subject......"

In this way, under the cruel reality, he accepted the fact that he had become a negative energy generator.

"Now that someone is at home, I'm afraid I'll have to hide for a while for safety, and what to do next is probably up to you. ”

The crow heard footsteps coming from the back door and hurriedly said, "To avoid exposure, you don't want to read the death record in the Book of Destiny when there are people, try to meditate on your own." ”

"Meditation?"

Huai Shi was stunned: "How do you think about meditation?"

"Didn't you give you all the WIFI passwords?"

The crow spread its wings and flew off into the distance, leaving only one last word.

- Check it out for yourself. ”

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After a busy afternoon, he finally coped with Liu Dongli's strange needs.

In the middle of this, Huai Shi was also busy stealing empty space, and secretly checked with her mobile phone, what is Page, no, what is meditation......

It took him three or four hours to go through the 100,000 advertisements and all kinds of strange religious propaganda materials, and finally found a relatively reliable explanation from a foreign encyclopedia.

Generally speaking, meditation is divided into many kinds, and the high-end method is very complicated, you must first find a quiet place, it is best to come in a clear breeze, the bright moon hangs high, or a bamboo forest, or the water's edge, and then bathe and change clothes, fast for three days, burn incense, etc., etc......

But if you want to be a little lower, it's simple: find a comfortable place to lie down, close your eyes, and your heart will be empty.

It sounds ridiculous, but at least there is nothing wrong with this method, at most it is just accidentally falling asleep. If you fool yourself with some strange way, the endocrine disorder is still light, that is, to stride down the road of schizophrenia.

In a website cited in the encyclopedia entry, Huai Shi saw his summary of the essence of meditation in a blog of a British metaphysical dead house: after breaking away from the occult background, for ordinary people, meditation is a way to relax their nerves and brains. By emptying the self into a deep dormant state, the internal organs and nervous system in an overloaded state have space to rest and repair themselves.

So it's not just meditation, penance, chanting, or taking drugs, as long as you can put yourself in a state of relaxation, emptiness, whatever you want.

The blogger also recommended the method he had tried in his blog, and listed the advantages and disadvantages, including: writing, the disadvantage is that it is easy to enter a state of anxiety after Kavin, if someone finds out that you use your own name as the protagonist to write "Goblin is not a thing in the pool", you will welcome social death in its high-speed transmission; playing the piano, the disadvantage is that it is difficult to get started and it is easy to disturb the people, the blogger chose to give up after being beaten by a neighbor for the third time.

In the end, the blogger came to the conclusion: it's better to draw.

In his last blog post, he said that not only did he empty himself and enter a meditative state through his concentration in the process of painting, but he also heard ancient spirits returning from the seventh dimension whispering in his ears and dreams, telling the truth of all things, which led to enlightenment and liberation.

At the end of the article, he also posted his latest work after his painting skills have improved by leaps and bounds.

"Woo ......"

Huai Shi leaned back hard, so that the 'exquisite work' formed by mixing and stirring the seemingly dried sheep's blood, broken internal organs and big eyeballs on the screen was farther away from herself: "Big brother, are you okay?"

Before turning off his phone, he took a look, and the last blog post of this dude was two years ago.

And the address he left in his blog is a city that Huai Shi has never heard of, called Manchester, which cannot be searched on the map software, I'm afraid this blog is a joke made by him...... Right?

Turning off the phone, Huai Shi had a bold idea for his cello.

Anyway, you just need to empty yourself, right?

I can't write novels, I can't draw, I can't play the piano a little but I can't get on the stage, so the cello should be fine, right?

He was eager to try for a long time, first went to boil water and took a bath to change into a serious performance costume, and then pretended to calm down for a long time, and picked up the bow in Liu Dongli's lively eyes.

"Will you pull "Majestic"?"

Liu Dongli, who was knocking on melon seeds, wanted to order a song, "Taoyuan Love Song or Pure Land of Bliss is also fine." ”

"Get out!"

Huai Shi rolled his eyes, when he heard the majesty, he thought that this guy was on the way, but he didn't expect him to think completely different from himself.

"Just a Bach, I like to listen to it, not to listen to it. ”

After that, Huai Shi ignored him, lowered his eyes, and pulled the bow. It was only after he pulled a note that his movements suddenly stopped.

Stunned in place.

The low chirping of the strings still lingered in the air, slowly echoing and dissipating...... But it doesn't sound like the same as before, and I should say that it feels completely different. It's not a matter of feel and rhythm, but a sense of layering that sounds completely different from what it used to sound like in the past.

It's like suddenly someone else is changing.

No, it should be said that it would be more appropriate to change the instrument.

Huai Shi had never imagined that he could pull such warm and soothing notes from his own hands and from his old piano, as if the thin sound was also endowed with a rich texture, and he could feel that they were flowing.

When he pulled the strings again, the melodious melody that was thick and light, as if it had been given life, erupted from the strings like flowing water, like an extension of the will and body, and the whole person was detached from the small body, sublimated, turned into a heavy light and rain, spread around, controlled on the melody, and echoed in this empty hall.

In the past, the teacher explained repeatedly, but he was difficult to comprehend the vague feeling, and at this moment, he suddenly realized that it was so simple.

The abundant emotions that emerged in his heart for some reason merged into the low melody with the movement of his fingers and strings, like a river rushing into the surging sea, shaking his consciousness and carrying him to a distant place.

"Mom, I'm upgrading?"

There was no time to smack his tongue and get excited, Huai Shi didn't even have time to feel joy and excitement, he was already attracted by his own melody, and couldn't help but indulge in the mournful low sound of the piano.

He seemed to be asleep again.

But there is no death and fear that has been haunting me in my dreams.

In the silent darkness, he felt as if he was sinking in water, filled with silence and serenity.

When he tried to open his eyes, his eyes were blurry, and he could not see clearly, and he could only faintly glimpse the light in the distance, with ripples like a tide.

And when he tried to dance his siblings, the darkness seemed to break through, and he returned to the empty hall.

Suspended in mid-air.

When Huai Shi lowered his head, he saw himself playing in a trance.

It's as if the whole person is divided into two, one is intoxicated by the performance, but the spiritual self seems to ride the melody, break free from the shackles of the body, and fly in the air.

Suddenly found that Liu Dongli didn't know when he had left the hall.

He wandered around curiously, realizing that he was able to penetrate the walls, moving freely like a ghost, but he could not leave the surroundings of the Chalcedony Pavilion.

It's as if imprisoned in the center by an invisible wall.

"This is protection, Huaishi, don't mistake other people's painstaking efforts. ”

The illusory crow stood on the branch outside the wall and looked at him, as if to penetrate the thoughts in his heart: "essentia separation is an extremely dangerous act, if it were not for the protection of the Chalcedony Pavilion, you are probably like a candle in the dark, you are already being targeted by some kind of ghost, right?"

As he spoke, it flapped its wings and flapped back the wings of Huai Shiyi, who had climbed up the wall: "Friendly reminder, don't make this kind of attempt in other places until the mercury level is complete." ”

As if drunk or dreaming, Huai Shi didn't even hear what she was saying, fluttering like a fallen leaf, swaying and flying, wandering in the chalcedony pavilion.

Soon, he found the sneaky Liu Dongli in the bathroom on the third floor.

Taking advantage of the fact that he was not paying attention when Huai Shi was playing the violin, he had already sneaked to the toilet on the third floor, locked the door, looked around cautiously, and after making sure that no one was paying attention, he reached out and took out a bottle from his small bag.

Huai Shi's heart suddenly lifted.

What exactly does he want to do?

Just when Huai Shi curiously poked half of his head out of the wall and peeked at what this guy was doing, he sighed and bleached his long hair with a few strands of blonde...... Plucked from the head.

I took it off......

Huai Shi's eyes widened in astonishment: What is it?

I saw Liu Dongli turn on the flash of his mobile phone, look at the mirror, and illuminate the top of his bare head, and his expression became sad: "Two more ...... Ah, every time you use your power, you have to drop ...... That woman was so bad ......."

Holding two slender fluffs, Liu Dongli's tears were almost about to fall. After reprimanding Ai Qing for a long time, he sighed, dug out a little paste from the bottle, and applied it evenly on his scalp, and then after hearing the end of Huaishi's piano sound, he quickly put on his wig again and hurried away.

Huai Shi, who was speechless, was also pulled back into his body by an invisible force as the sound of the piano ended.

He opened his eyes and saw Liu Dongli, who was applauding and applauding in his original position, as if he had never been anywhere.

"Good pull!"

Liu Dongli pointed out seriously: "However, there is still progress to be made. ”

I don't know why, he always felt Huai Shi's eyes suddenly pity him when he looked at him......

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All in all, nothing to say all night.

The next day, before dawn, Huai Shi was awakened by Liu Dongli's rude knock on the door.

After a long period of normal sleep, he yawned sleepily and pushed open the door, and then saw Liu Dongli's two dark circles.

His eyes were bloodshot.

"What's the matter with you?" he was stunned, "It's like you've seen a ghost." ”

"What do you say?"

Liu Dongli looked at him resentfully: "What's going on with your family?"

"What's going on? Isn't it just a little broken, a little old?" Huai Shi leaned back a little in disgust: "Why are you people in the city so delicate?"

"Delicate fart, I'll be camping, but you didn't say your house is a haunted house. ”

Liu Dongli's expression became more and more sad and indignant: "Since the early hours of the morning, there has been a constant sound of dripping water in the toilet next door, and the floor in the corridor is always creaking, and there are footsteps!

"Aren't all old houses like this?" Huai Shi casually picked up the washing cup and walked downstairs, and asked calmly: "Haven't you seen the aging facilities?"

"Are you still sighing in an empty room with aging facilities?"

Liu Dongli jumped to his feet in anger: "I'm afraid your house is not haunted!"

“......”

Huai Shi was silent for a moment, looking at his eyes with more and more pity, for a long time, she patted him on the shoulder gently: "Old Liu, you must be tired, right? Don't be afraid, there are no ghosts in this world......"

It wasn't until Huai Shi walked for a long time that Liu Dongli, who was stunned in place, reacted, and was so angry that he couldn't wait to jump up and beat his whole family several times, and by the way, he took a set of 'full combo':

"If the first brother doesn't call me, I'll admit it, but what the hell is Lao Liu! Uncle, I'm old enough to be your uncle!"