CHAPTER XXVII

The first customer of the playground was not an ordinary person, but a god. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"It looks pretty good. Viyer went to the dessert shop to get a dessert, and then went to the beverage shop to get a fruit wine, and drank the fruit wine with the dessert, praising it as he ate, "It's very new! It's something I've never seen before!"

Sui Xiong floated beside him, accompanying him on the tour, and when he praised him like this, he couldn't help laughing: "Please call me 'Oscar with new ideas'!"

As he spoke, he also raised his head high and put on an unstoppable posture.

However, he forgot one thing - the jellyfish's body was almost a semicircle, and no matter how much he held his head high, it was actually the same.

"It's a good barbecue too. After a while, they came to the barbecue stand, and Viyer ate two skewers with great interest, admiring, "Although the craftsmanship is worse than that of the chefs, there is no one to compare this novelty!"

Sui Xiong is triumphant, and as a member of the country of food, he also has a lot of research on cooking. With the help of divine powers, the seasonings that have been secretly passed down by various chefs on Earth have been recreated, and various flavors of food have naturally been born.

The food and drink in this playground are all earth-style, from a glass of water on a roadside stall to a signature dish in the restaurant, none of which are out of this world.

Not only that, the various facilities of this playground are also completely earth style, every grass and tree are carefully built by Sui Xiong, although the power system is completely different, but both the appearance and the use experience are no different from the playground on the earth.

If I had to find a difference, it would be the workers in the playground. It's very different from Earth.

There may also be giants and half-orcs in the playgrounds of the earth. There are elves, there are dwarves...... But it certainly won't be genuine.

Yet inside this playground. The giants guarding the door are real, the orcs on patrol are real, the elves and half-elves who act as waiters are real, a few dwarves working as porters are real, the dwarf chefs in a few shops are real, even the dragon lounging in the corner and spewing fire into the sky from time to time is real - oh no, this is fake.

"There's a dragon in the playground. Is it really okay?" asked Vie, pointing to the fire dragon lying on the side of the rockery, pretending to sleep.

"It should be fine, it's not a real dragon. Sui Xiong leaned over and yelled at the half-asleep red dragon, "Fafnir, are you okay?"

The red dragon, which looked like a hill, raised its head, looked at him with a pair of peach blossom eyes full of charm, and shook its head: "It's not very good, this suit is a little uncomfortable to wear - I now regret signing a ten-year contract with you." ”

"You're idle anyway. What's so bad about being able to make money by doing nothing here?" Sui Xiong said with a smile, "And it's not like you wear this set all day, you can take it off when you get off work." ”

The dragon hung its head listlessly. Bury your head in your paws.

"I wouldn't have come if I knew it was so boring......" its voice came out from under its claws with an angry urn, "damn bard." And what else to say'Your Majesty said, it will be the most interesting playground in the world. Attracting the richest people in the world, of course, there will be the best restaurants, the best casinos, the best brothels in the world...... 'The result is to trick me into working! He himself was so happy that he had pitted me!"

Wei Ye was stunned for a moment, then reacted, used his divine power to investigate, and immediately couldn't help laughing.

It turned out that the man wearing an artificial dragon fur coat and posing as a dragon was a legendary creature named Fafnier, who was nicknamed "the big monster bird", although it was a huge monster bird, it was keen to transform into a human form, and ran to various prosperous cities to gamble and prostitute himself, every time he dropped a box of gold coins, and then ate and drank for a few days before leaving. The most famous deed is that more than once I went to a famous brothel to "charter the market", ate and drank for several days and nights, and the prostitutes couldn't get out of bed, only to laugh wildly and show their original form and soar into the sky.

As a well-known "big player" in the world, it suffered a big loss this time.

The Bard was Veyer's High Priestess, who had learned from Veyer that His Majesty the Mask of the Void was building the world's premier playground in the Ash Forest. So one time I was chatting with Fafnir in the tavern, and I talked about it.

Everyone was so drunk that he didn't know what to brag about, but Faveniel was interested in the playground.

It has always boasted that it is the best playful person in all the continent - oh, the best bird of play, how could it not try it when I heard that there is such a good place?

Unfortunately, when it arrived, the playground was not yet finished, and the so-called "best hotel, best casino, best brothel" certainly did not exist.

Fafnier, who felt that he had been deceived, suddenly turned into anger and wanted to make a big fuss. As a result, it was suppressed by Sui Xiong with an iron fist, and after some warm and friendly negotiations, it finally became an employee of the playground, and his usual job was to put on the red dragon coat specially made by Sui Xiong, disguised as a vicious red dragon, so that tourists could look and touch it, and from time to time it was responsible for roaring twice or spitting fire to create an atmosphere.

"You're so good at it!" Viyer couldn't help but admire, "I let a legendary creature pretend to be a red dragon, and that dragon skin is exactly like the real thing!

Sui Xiong laughed, very proud.

Fraud can deceive God, this ability is really amazing. He pondered that if he could travel back to Earth, it would be enough to support his family by selling a copycat mobile phone pirated disc or something with this counterfeiting technology.

...... No, as a cultural person, he can learn from Mr. Zhang Daqian, who was a master of counterfeiting when he was young, specializing in forging all kinds of ancient paintings, and also liked to hide his name in the paintings as proof.

It's just that no one thought of it. Later, the value of these paintings that he forged was not inferior to the original. There have even been cases where fakes outperform the original.

Sui Xiong felt that he had the ability to fake. I guess I can reach this level.

"To be honest, it's not unusual that you can build such a magnificent playground, it's not unusual that you can find so many weird recipes, and what really amazes me is how many wonderful characters you can come up with. After a tour, Viille sat on the observation deck of the restaurant, the highest in the playground, looked around at the surroundings, and said with a smile, "The most amazing thing is. These people with different personalities will listen to you, and even the unruly legendary creatures are working honestly here. ”

At the gate of the playground, Gerald is holding a giant axe as a doorman, smiling innocently at the children passing by, in the office of the management office, Snowflake is angrily scolding a clumsy orc, I don't know what that guy is doing to make her angry, in the library, Walr is sweeping the floor slowly with a broom, his expression is as calm as an ancient well, and next to the fire dragon rockery in the corner. Faviniel, dressed in the dragon's cloak, was still thinking about it, complaining about his bad luck.

His mind continued to expand, and he soon saw Steele guarding the entrance to the underground labyrinth, persuading curious visitors to leave, and then sitting in the infirmary. Akane compiling a mushroom illustrated book......

"Nothing, just a regular playground. Sui Xiong said.

"This playground isn't ordinary at all!" Vyer smiled meaningfully.

When he said goodbye and left, he promised Sui Xiong. It will allow the bards who believe in themselves to spread the story about this playground and help Sui Xiong attract tourists.

However...... More than a month passed. There are still very few visitors to the playground.

"Why is this happening?" Sui Xiong looked at the deficit report that Xuehua handed him, full of wonder. "Isn't this playground fun?"

"It's funny. "But it's too far away." ”

"Far away, good wine is not afraid of deep alleys! Far away is nothing! The Secret Tower Federation is so far away, and there are still many people running to learn magic!"

"Learning magic is necessary, but coming to the playground is not. ”

Sui Xiong was speechless, sighed, looked at the dazzling word "loss" again, and muttered: "Obviously, all the materials are self-produced, why do you lose money? Even if there is only one person, it is a net profit......

"Do you think that if you find such a large group of people, you don't need to pay your salary?" Xuehua said coldly, "Even if you are devout disciples, there is no reason to work for you for free!"

Sui Xiong was speechless again, he gritted his teeth and looked at the wooden board that indicated various expenses, his eyes stared at the two big words "loss" specially marked by Xuehua, and his sharp gaze was like two sharp swords, carving two deep grooves in the wooden board.

However, this does not change the problem, and the loss is still a loss.

"We're going to find a way to find more tourists!" he said.

But what to do?

After some thought, he decided to build a portal to the playground in the capitals of each of the great powers.

"Hey, it's too expensive!" Even the calm dragon, Snowflake was taken aback by his crazy idea, "Do you know how many precious materials are needed to build a fixed portal!"

"Nothing, I'll pay out of my own pocket!"

"However, teleportation also costs money!"

Sui Xiong laughed three times: "You don't understand this! My amusement park is originally for high-end customers, how can people who can afford to play dungeon exploration, how can they care about a little teleportation fee?"

"I want to add more high-end projects, for example, a group of moon elf waiters are specially arranged for those rich bigwigs, a little girl with a lot of water, all wearing high-slit cheongsam, and rabbit ears on their heads, bowing when they see people; the ground should also be covered with a red carpet, from the portal to the entrance of the dungeon; along the way, it will also be renovated, upgraded and tasted...... Guess how much I'm going to charge them?"

"One hundred gold per team?"

"Three hundred gold coins, each!"

"Three hundred gold coins per person...... It's too much!"

"That's what you don't understand! If you're willing to spend a lot of money to teleport it, of course you're willing to spend a lot of money to play! Look at the guy over there who was lying on the ground and loading the fire dragon, he was carrying a box of gold coins when he came over......

No matter how much Xuehua questioned it, Sui Xiong, who was furious and lost his mind, completely ignored it, and he waved his tentacles and made this crazy decision. (To be continued.) )