Chapter 5 Selling Counterfeit Medicines
Dong Yong actually crawled home, and in a few days, he was alive again, as if he didn't hit him that day, he was really rough and thick-skinned, and now he can move freely again. In order to make a living, he went around looking for work outside. There is no place to accept him, and they all think he is old. Helplessly, for the sake of food and clothing, he still bumped around, and saw that a pharmacy was still recruiting, so he went in and asked.
The Fairy of the Full Moon opened a pharmacy in the mortal world, specializing in selling fake medicines for huge profits. Business is booming every day, and I heard that it can cure all diseases. But those medicinal materials are eaten by people, not to say that they don't know, as soon as they say it, they want to vomit, those medicinal materials are made of earthworms, ants, and even animal feces, and there are insect eggs in them.
As soon as Dong Yong came in, he saw an old woman with orange peel lines on her face and silver hair, sitting there, motionless, her breath was like nothing, and she didn't know that she thought she was dead. Dong Yong, who was seriously involved in the association, had a churning in his stomach and almost didn't vomit.
Holding back his feelings, don't look at the full moon, and ask, "May I ask if this still accepts people?"
Yingyue said: "Accept!" Dong Yong listened to her voice in a light and pleasant voice, only seventeen or eighteen years old, and stared at Yingyue with wide eyes, this is obviously an old man, could it be that he is old and dazzled?
Dong Yong rubbed his eyes and said in surprise: "Your old man has a high birthday this year?"
Yingyue's eyes widened, she looked at Dong Yong with a look of anger: "Do I look old? This girl is only eighteen this year, and she is a yellow flower girl, waiting for the word boudoir!"
Dong Yong saw a ghost, took a few steps back, his legs were a little weak, Mom, didn't he see the old monster.
Yingyue bared her teeth and said, "Well, you, let's introduce yourself first!"
"The villain Dong Yong, fifty-three this year. Dong Yong said extremely humbly, as if he didn't want to hit the old man's self-esteem.
Yingyue was dissatisfied, and muttered, "You are so old, what can you do? ”
Dong Yong thought to himself, I'm old! I'm much younger than you. Then he changed his words and said, "I am only forty-three!"
Yingyue shook her head and said, "This is not a fool!" Seeing this, Dong Yong was anxious, and actually knelt on the ground and cried: "Boss, you have pity on me! I have an eighty-year-old mother, a child who has just completed the moon, and a lady, a cousin, a cousin, a lady's cousin to raise, please, take me!"
Yingyue was speechless and said, "Your family is really a lot. Okay, you're going to sweep the floor here and brush the bucket!"
Dong Yong clapped his hands: "Okay, I'll go now!" Yingyue actually said that his name was too difficult to remember, and asked him to change his name to Nezha in the future. With the same name as the immortals, Dong Yong was very unhappy, but for the sake of this job, he had to admit it.
Li Jing saw that Nezha had not returned for a long time, so he asked his eldest son Jin Zha to go down to urge Nezha to return as soon as possible. In order to please the fox demon Su Xue, the little pig bear bought a lot of clothes and jewelry for her, and spent all the silver on Nezha's body in just half a month. The Nezha Inn can't afford to live in, and even if the money turned into a spell can only last for a while, it will be camped in the wild all day long. Now Jinzha is here again. They had no choice but to discuss going out and looking for work. When he left, he was the only one who left Su Xue. The little pig bear was afraid that the owner would blame him, so he didn't call Su Xue. Jin Zha, Nezha, and Little Pig and Bear walked around the street, and when they saw that the pharmacy was still recruiting, they went in to have a look. I saw an old woman sitting there with her face covered. His gaze was on them for a moment, and then he avoided them.
Jin Zha stepped forward and asked, "In Xia Jinzha, do you still accept people here?" I saw that the old woman was coughing non-stop and silent. It was as if he couldn't hear him.
Jin Zhe lowered his voice and asked many times, but he still couldn't wait for a response. Jin Zha was impatient, his voice raised a lot, and he said again: "In Xia Jinzha, may I ask if you still accept people here?" Nezha also introduced himself.
I saw that Yingyue actually coughed up a mouthful of phlegm, took off her veil, wrapped her bag in a veil, and stuffed it into her pocket casually. Bared his teeth and ignored them, the little pig bear suddenly couldn't help but spit out the food he had eaten yesterday.
Full Moon finally spoke, and said, "Jinto, Nato, little piggy." What a good name!" Jin Zha heard this, he was on fire, no one dared to say his name like this, and shouted in a low voice: "That word, don't read it."
Yingyue pretended to have a bad ear and said, "What? I can't hear!" Nezha repeated again: "My name is Nezha, not Netuo." Full Moon: "Oh, I'm sorry! I have bad ears, what do you call it?
The little pig bear ran to her ear helplessly, and shouted: "It's not a fraud, it's a scum!" Full Moon shouted, "Who said I was deaf!
Little Pig Bear wanted to scold her, but she could hear it, and Yingyue said, "You three take turns watching the store for me." Don't be lazy with me. I'm lazy and starving to death, working here, I don't get paid, I don't like to do it!" he coughed again. When the little pig bear heard this, he couldn't help but sigh, and said that the doctor's parents are in their hearts, and this medical hall is too dark, and this time it is an out-and-out black shop.
The next day, the three of them were called up early in the morning. Jin Zhe was arranged to be the first to visit the store. Early in the morning, it was crowded outside, about three or four hundred people. Jin Zha had no choice but to say, "Line up and come in one by one." ”
The first man said, "My hand is bitten by a chicken, but is there any medicine?" So he grabbed a handful of medicine and gave it to him. Said: "Three times a day, absolutely no scars, next!"
The second man said, "Let's have some medicine to replenish yin and yang." Jin Zha said: "Do you want to replenish yin or yang?" "My wife and I have been married for three years, and I have not yet conceived, I don't know what medicine I should buy?"
The third was an old woman and said, "I'm always sore and itchy, what kind of medicine should I buy?" Jin Zha thought to herself, why are there so many mortal diseases, and she grabbed another handful impatiently, and sent her away quickly.
The fourth one actually wanted to sell arsenic, the man was dressed in coarse linen clothes, his thin chest was close to his back, and his skin was maltrophied yellow, and he said cowardly: "I have a terminal illness and don't want to live anymore, bring me some arsenic, yes." I can't eat the dead what I buy in other stores, can the medicine here eat the dead?"
When Jin Zha heard this, this person was really strange, and said, "Yes! And there is no pain, and no side effects, absolutely the medicine is dead, and no money is required if you don't die!"
The man took the medicine, raised his thin fist, and said viciously: "If I can't die this time, I will smash your shop." ”
Jin Zhe was so busy all day that he didn't even drink saliva, and fell asleep when he returned to the house. The little pig bear had been hungry for a day, and thought: When will the meal begin?
After a while, a woman of an age came in with three bowls of porridge without rice, which were clearly three bowls of cold water. There is also a bowl of black dishes, and I can't tell what kind of dish it is. There is also a bowl of winter melon soup. "It's time to eat!" said the woman. "My name is Xiao Wan, and I will be in charge of your food in the future. ”
Nezha pointed to the bowl of black dishes and said, "Is this what people eat? But I saw Xiao Wan's unhappy expression: "Hmph! It's good to eat a little, and I'm picky! I cooked for the first time, and I forgot to put water when I cooked the vegetables, I was afraid that I wouldn't cook, so I burned for an hour, and the pot was also burned, and I extinguished the fire for two hours!"
With that, she went out in a rage.
The little pig bear was already hungry and growled, so it didn't matter whether it was delicious or not, he would fill his stomach first, and after a while, there would be no more food, and he drank the bowl again, and the little pig and bear shouted: "It's so delicious! Master, you can take a bite too!" Before the little pig bear finished speaking, he ate a rag from the soup. When the little pig bear saw the disgusting rag, he immediately spit out the dish he had just eaten.