Chapter 4: Snow White owes a beating
Ran Ran's time passed like this, three days later, finally began the cultural exchange conference with friendly schools, in fact, this cultural exchange is not so high-end as literally, to put it bluntly, the two schools engage in friendship, everyone has a program activity, and then it is to play, make trouble, such activities are definitely the most exciting time for boys. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
From 6 o'clock in the morning, the school was as lively as a night market, and the laughter and laughter were a joyous scene.
Jiang Li didn't come to the school last time, he was not assigned a task, and it was the first time he came to this school, his weakened nerves were rarely alive, and he didn't have that languishing expression, he walked around, ate and drank, and happened to see a stage play in their class, and it was the most old-fashioned Snow White, Meng Bufan magically bribed the rehearsal staff with money and put himself in the position of the prince, he wanted to meet the class flower in the class, but what he didn't expect the most was that Snow White turned out to be a bad friendship star.
The appearance of these two big men together really made Jiang Li have goosebumps all over his body, Meng Bufan is okay, Ge Bad, a fat man who puts all the fat in Snow White's clothes is still Snow White, he looks full of fat, it is really full of oil and water and a sense of oppression, Jiang Li regrets that he did not go to be a hunter, and he can eliminate harm for the people as soon as possible.
Because of this curious stage play, a large number of people gathered in the audience should be said to say that everyone wants to see a joke, and what they are most looking forward to is the scene of kissing Snow White at the end.
I only saw Ge Bad eat a mouthful of poisonous apple, and then lay down heavily covering his broken bust, shaking the floor, Meng Bufan almost didn't stand firm, and despised him fiercely with his eyes, but he couldn't help but appear and continue acting.
At this time, Meng Bufan appeared, standing next to the crystal coffin of Snow White surnamed Ge with twitching eyes, his head was sweating, and his lips trembled and said the lines: "Ah, my beautiful ...... Snow White, let me give you one last kiss!"
The audience also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and everyone cheered together: "Kiss him, kiss him......"
Ge Bad closed his eyes and looked like he had an indescribable feeling of underbeating, Meng Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and suddenly said in a hurry: "Princess, in order to show my sincerity......"
Meng Bufan suddenly took out a stack of banknotes from the prince's suit, straddled the crystal coffin with one hand and said with a ruffian: "If you wake up, everyone will go to eat, sing and sing and know each other." ”
This...... What kind of unfolding is this, the audience suddenly calmed down, watching this different ending.
Meng Bufan originally thought that if he bribed Ge Bad with money, he might be able to let him go, but this fat man was as bad as his name suggested, and he just didn't wake up, so Meng Bufan got angry all of a sudden, picked up the stack of banknotes, grabbed Ge Bad's collar and slapped him, and said in his mouth: "Princess, I really love you, eat or not, eat or not, wake up, wake up, wake up......"
This series of slaps beat Ge Bad to the ground, he probably couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately woke up and grabbed the pile of banknotes and said excitedly: "Oh, my prince, you are so powerful, you fanned out all the poisonous apples I ate, I really love you, this is the power of love." ”
Meng Bufan smiled and said, "No, dear, this is the power of money. ”
It was obvious that the two men were competing with each other, but the audience watched with relish, and after he said the so-called power of money, thunderous applause and whistles erupted, and the whole audience cheered for them.
Jiang Li hugged his stomach and fell to the ground laughing directly, which country is Snow White, could it be that the witch specially set up a set to let the prince sing Snow White with a big blood?
This is the cuteness of these two people, and it is also the key reason why Jiang Li regards them as close friends, the two of them are a pair of living treasures through and through.
"Hahahaha!!" The tsunami-like overwhelming laughter did not stop, everyone did not leave for a long time, and now they couldn't stand up laughing on the spot.
After that, Jiang Li finally met with the two of them, and Meng Bufan grabbed Ge Bad's neck and scolded: "I thought it was Ban Hua acting as a rival! ”
Ge Fat Man said, "Oh, my prince, because of my love for you, I was given plastic surgery after eating an apple. ”
"Damn !!!!"
Jiang Li looked at them, and he was really super envious in his heart, it would be very interesting if he could perform with them, but he couldn't control his divine power well, and if he accidentally used it, he was afraid that he would hurt them.
In the next time, the three of them walked around the campus together, and Ge Bad suddenly had a break, "Hey, have you heard, the school girl is wearing a cheongsam and taking a photo with the boys in the class!"
"Isn't it! This kind of spring light can't be missed, isn't it a pear!" Meng Bufan patted Jiang Li's shoulder and said.
To say that Bai Mengya had only seen it that night, but he didn't know that she would also use thunder and lightning, and she was a thunder god's divine power descender, and after knowing this, he inexplicably didn't want to walk in with her, but he didn't want to ruin the interest of the two, so he went with him.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked up the stairs, I saw a group of wolf-like men rushing to take a photo with Bai Mengya, Bai Mengya was wearing a white close-fitting cheongsam, which set off her delicate figure just right, no wonder this group of people had no bottom line.
Everyone wanted to take a photo with the goddess in their hearts, so they all lined up in an orderly manner, and soon they reached Meng Bufan's order, and he said coquettishly, "Senior sister, you advise more, if you feel that there is no place to put your hands, pectoral muscles are a good choice." ”
Bai Mengya smiled indifferently, just simply held his hand, and then looked at the camera with a smile and took pictures, making Meng Bufan deeply suspect that his male hormones must not be online, or that Bai Mengya opened it in the wrong way.
Ge Bad originally shamelessly wanted to move the salty pig hand, but as soon as Bai Mengya touched him, he was so nervous that he didn't know anything, and it ended without even noticing the time.
Jiang Li came out of the team directly after seeing them finish filming, and didn't pay attention to Bai Mengya, because he knew that Bai Mengya was not taking pictures at all, and there was a faint electric current in her hand that was imperceptible to probe everyone's body, although she didn't know what she wanted to do, but it was better not to get involved.
Just as he was about to leave with the two, Bai Mengya said to him, "Classmate, don't you want to take a picture?"
Jiang Li replied humorously: "I'm not handsome today, next time." ”
This made Bai Mengya a little suspicious of him, according to the class report that day, the only one who was left behind, and the only one who did not follow the bus to visit was Jiang Li, and the testimony of his classmates said that he fell asleep in the class, so it is very likely that he is the one who shot many times, she just wants to prove this conjecture today, but Jiang Li's desire to cover up made her have deeper suspicions.
After that, Meng Bufan said: "I don't want the opportunity to take pictures with beauties, you won't have a serious nervous breakdown!"
Jiang Li said: "How important peace is, the most important thing is that she is a little unnatural. ”
The two didn't understand what he meant, and Jiang Li didn't bother to explain, so he threw himself into the celebration again with a bored face.
At this time, at the door of a small shop at the entrance of the school, three hooligan-like gangsters squatted there drinking yogurt and talking, looking at the extremely lively men and women of this school.
A little brother who dyed his hair green said, "Boss, it's so lively, do you want to go in and take a look." ”
The so-called boss mountain god Li, wearing huge studs in his ears and hair like a broom, said with an unhappy face: "You think I don't want to, but the eldest brother has said that we want to catch the guy who defeated the wind god and the evil ghost and take it to do research, you must know that our divine power is given by the eldest brother, if you make him angry, damn, maybe it will change back to when he was bullied." ”
Another little brother, Tieji, said, "How are we going to catch him? We don't even know who he is." ”
The mountain god Li patted him on the head and said, "I don't know, I don't know what I think!"
Not to mention, this pat on the head really came up with an idea, "Boss, you see if this will work, you just need to ......"
This is full of intrigues and tricks, and there is still laughter and laughter in the academy, Jiang Li swished twice with an imitation gun, and the balloons on the wall immediately exploded, which made him laugh.
Meng Bufan and Ge Bad were still desperately aiming, but at this time, they suddenly heard a pleasant greeting like a yellow warbler, "Is it called Jiang Li?"
Jiang Li was concentrating when he suddenly heard someone calling him, and when he looked back, it was Bai Mengya wearing a cheongsam.
Meng Bufan immediately anxiously made himself look handsome, leaned against Jiang Li's side with the toy gun and said: "Yes, his name is Jiang Li, and his surname is Meng, his name is extraordinary, and his words are handsome, please advise." ”
Ge Bad immediately touched his buttocks, and he suddenly screamed lightly, making such a deep greeting embarrassing, Jiang Li looked at Bai Mengya, who was a little dangerous, and nodded innocently and said, "I'm Jiang Li, is there something wrong?"
Bai Mengya said with a smile: "We are withdrawing from the venue, and I heard from the classmates in your class that you have no arrangement, and we have to ask you to help due to lack of manpower." ”
Jiang Li looked at the jealous eyes of the two brothers, scratched his head and said, "Okay." ”
After going upstairs with Bai Mengya, Jiang Li walked directly into the classroom just now and cleaned up the house without saying a word, not realizing that there was no one else in this classroom at all, after Bai Mengya entered, he closed the front and back doors silently, and applied a layer of enchantment with thunder and lightning to the door, and then waited by the door now.
"The barrier formed by electricity will affect the mobile phone signal, which means that you are the only one now, if you are the master, use your skills to open the classroom yourself. ”
Bai Mengya was still waiting for Jiang Li to use some divine power to open the classroom, but there was no movement, so she peeked a little from the window, who knew that Jiang Li didn't know that he was locked up at all, and he was still working hard to sort out everything.
"No, there must be a limit to no sense of crisis. Bai Mengya was surprised in her heart, she didn't know that Jiang Li had a neurasthenia, people with neurasthenia should be said to be rarely interested in things, but Jiang Li is an outlier, although he is easy to wander, but it is when he is idle, if there is something to do, he can have the patience to persevere, his highest record is that he can wash his underwear from morning to midnight, this is still the method taught to him by Cui Lao Chinese medicine.
Bai Mengya waited like this, but at this time, she detected three strong divine power reactions, so she looked out the window, and found that a stone figure suddenly appeared in the playground of this school, and his hands smashed to the ground, and suddenly a radius of ten miles vibrate.
She was shocked, and she didn't have time to deal with Jiang Li's identity, so she hurriedly went downstairs to evacuate the students and deal with the matter of the stone man.
Jiang Li's feet trembled, and he let out a sigh of hindsight, and then wiped his hands and wanted to open the door and go out, Bai Mengya's Thunder God Enchantment was blocked from the door, but Jiang Li naturally opened the door and went out as if he was a nobody, and looked out of the window of the corridor, only to find out who the vibration just now came from.
"Is the stone man a mountain god or the land?"
The stone man is still hammering on the playground, but he just hasn't stepped out of this range, it seems that he just wants to scare people.
Tieji stood next to the stone man and said, "Boss, when the divine power comes later, you will greet you first, and I will look for someone with Rat Bao." ”
"You thought about it for a long time to come up with such a broken solution, it's really a shame for Lao Tzu!"
"No, boss, think about it, when you drill into the ground, who can catch you, I and the size of the rat treasure also have the ability to land, as long as you are messing up a little bit, we will definitely be able to find it with our perception." ”
"That's the best, if you can't find me, I'll smash your bones first!"
The mountain god Li suddenly roared and shouted: "I am the one who came down from the mountain god, so I will die!"