Chapter 41: It's Time to Eat 2
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A notice just posted was crowded with people: yellows, whites, blues, blacks, men and women, farmers, shrews, businessmen, idlers, etc., there are everyone, but it is only a dozen people, because there are so many roles that one person can play in society!
Some of these people are talking about it, some are thinking about how to spread the news at the speed of light, some are holding their heads and wailing, some are arguing, and some are even cynical!
It is just these more than a dozen people, it is enough to see that people are terrible: this is the base for creating rumors, the magnifying glass of lies, and the center of earthquakes!
A few people can form a circle, as long as a circle throws a small stone, it can produce ripples, two ripples will collide to produce a big ripple, and more ripples can gather into one can be the whole lake turbulent!
In other words, these small circles of more than a dozen people are a force that cannot be underestimated in social unrest~~~? What they are talking about, of course, is the matter in the proclamation.
In the poster, there are some texts and seven drawings of human heads (the largest is pinned to the top, and the other four small ones are lined up behind the text).
In the largest portrait was a fat-headed man, bearded and wearing a black gauze hat, and smiling so brightly that he was like the sun, because his front teeth were made of gold!
Underneath the portrait reads: Cheng Jintu.
Cheng Jintu, who was in charge of the tax collector in Evil Flower County, was honest and clean, obeyed his duties and valued his work, and was deeply loved by the people, but during his duties yesterday, due to the evasion of taxes and the resistance to taxes, and the hard work and advice of many parties failed, Diao Min Dousheng and others offended the magic law and killed Cheng tax collectors, and wounded and killed more than 200 officers and soldiers. It is hoped that the people will assist the imperial court, pay more attention, and report their whereabouts to the officials immediately and fight unremittingly against criminals will be rewarded! If those who harbor criminals will be punished by the nine clans! I hope that the people will cooperate with the imperial court in various ways to solve the case as soon as possible and give justice to the tax collectors! The following is the detailed information of the wanted criminals.
(There are six small portraits below, with some captions attached to the portraits.)
Dou Shi (that is, Dou Ye): Xiaodou Village, Evil Flower County, has a face that is enthusiastic and actually afraid of things, and fear is its most important feature, but please pay attention to the public: When he kills, he never drags mud and water, and he is very good at raising and falling with a knife, otherwise how could so many heroic soldiers die under his hands?
Douguan: Bean's eldest son, with a tall body with skin and bones, like a bamboo pole and more like a withered straw, it will break when the wind blows, but don't ignore him because of this, when he kills, he is a bloodthirsty beast who kills people without blinking! This is a psychopathic youth born from the beautiful social environment of the Evil Demon Domain! Perhaps he is used to living a good life, and he has to create some social instability factors, killing people from his father, and he is really a scumbag The misfortune of the Evil Demon Domain! I hope that his social criminal psychological process can give today's young people a wake-up call. Enlightenment and education, if so, are a blessing for the nation!
Dou Ji: Needless to say, he is the youngest of Dou's three sons, that is, the one who loves to engage in "pranks" the most, if killing people is also a kind of "pranks"! You may be able to find the beautiful ideals of human beings from his innocent face, but when you close your eyes and sleep peacefully, you are suddenly shocked: it turns out that this is a nightmare! A dream is a dream after all, and it will always be shattered faster than realized! How do we feel when we see an innocent teenager pick up a knife, when we see him become a cold-blooded killer......?
Unnamed: He, his name is ominous, green race, three or four feet tall, wearing a wooden rattan hoop on his head, four-cornered eyes, and a three-foot fly swatter in his hand, he looks like a three-year-old child on the surface, but in fact he is a boutique among monsters, that is, a "goblin"! Don't comment on his height and unstoppable anger, look down on him, your face may become similar to a pig's head! The strange features revealed by his figure show that he is the best proof that he is a murderer, and these are needless to say! What I want to say is that if anyone knows where he is sacred or clueless, it is best to contact the yamen, and it is the duty of every citizen to eliminate harm to society!
Unnamed: An idiot's smiling face has become an eternal smile, and he really has to be the one who can exert the kung fu at the corner of his mouth to such a situation! He, with an ominous name, a height not far from six feet, and a six-foot red tassel gun in his hand, looks like a complete madman on the surface, but in fact he is also an out-and-out madman, and only a madman has such a bright smile! Whether he is scolding or being scolded, beating or beaten, his idiot smile will always hang on his face! Or, instead of others or himself, he laughed at Nuwa: Why create someone as idiot as me?!
Unnamed: When you see this face, you may mistakenly think that the artist's skill is nothing more than that, and it is an unforgivable sin to paint a brutal murderer into a beautiful and lovely girl! However, I can tell you for sure: it is not the painter's fault, but the girl's fault, and even her mother's fault -- why did you give birth to such a murderous girl? Please don't be fooled by her cute image, this is not a pet, but a murderer, a murderer is also worthy of the word "cute"?
That's what this bulletin is all about.
This group of dozens of people, who played hundreds of roles in society, gradually withdrew the contradictions of the discussion, carefully remembered the subtle words of the bullet Reed, and then, with a sudden inspiration, with a heart to spread rumors, each dispersed, while another group of peripheral people kept pouring in and formed a new circle.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ when Tao Xiaozhi entered Tongmo Town, the gap in his heart finally found a balance: because compared to here, the Caucasians, monsters and monsters encountered outside the city are nothing at all, and this is the paradise of demons and monsters - what kind of people, what kind of beasts, what kind of things, and these people, beasts, What happens between things, there is everything in reality, in a word: the demon world is big, and there are all kinds of birds!
Tao Xiaozhi was hit by these fantasy products like myths and stories, but his head also became chaotic, and his body lost its balance, stumbling, bumping, and his head was suddenly hidden in the sky, which was not like leading a horse at all, but it was more appropriate to do the opposite.
Everyone is accustomed to Tao Xiaozhi's crazy state, and if they don't look at anything else, just look at his idiotic smile, so no one comments on his behavior.
But Brother Xiaohu has a good proposal: why don't you go to dinner!
Silly Star insisted on opposing it, on the grounds that he would pay attention to it after shopping!
It is probably inevitable for a person who loves to eat and a person who loves to go shopping to quarrel, and who makes them think that their reasons are justified!
Unreasonable women probably think that they are the masters of the truth!
I don't know how many women have been offended by this sentence~~~ The remaining two men didn't come to persuade them, they couldn't do anything about it, and secondly, they understood: The quarrel between two women is really their own business, their own business, of course, they have to solve it themselves!
So, they just listened quietly, right in the middle of the street and the flow of people.
At first, the flow of people around them paid little attention to them, and it was still fluid, like the flow of water meeting pebbles. But gradually, the flow of people slowed down, and even stopped around them, and gradually moved closer to them in all directions, as if the four of them had become the center of the spring, and the flow of people was about to shoot out to the sky!
The pedestrians surrounded them, making a loud noise, pointing at them, and all kinds of expressions of fear, hideousness, meanness, treacherous laughter, and so on, hung on their faces, and in an instant, they became the target of the public, and all kinds of sharp and mean words came from all directions!
Tao Xiaozhi and Huoxing hurriedly pushed away the crowd of people who squeezed over, and shouted: "It's just a quarrel, it's just a quarrel, there's nothing to look at, and there's nothing nice to listen to (it's all swearing), everyone please disperse!"
Tao Xiaozhi thinks: It may be because a few nosy aunts and aunts who love to listen to gossip are watching and watching, which attracts more people who are idle and have nothing to do and those who want to know what happened later, so there are more and more onlookers now. So, the street is really not a good place to quarrel, if you don't want to be the object of rumors!
The strange thing is that it's so weird to watch people like this, is there a refreshing feeling to their swear word battle?!
But their feeling now is that it's so noisy and crowded that it's suffocating!
Now, the quarrel between the two of them was no longer audible, because hundreds of mouths were inserted, and then they merged into a thunderous noise, spreading out in all directions, wave after wave!
Why does a small quarrel lead to a chaotic battle of hundreds of mouths?
This is probably the biggest headache for the four of them right now.
3However, the situation is not as simple as quarrelling, because the quarrel between Silly Star and Brother Xiaohu has long stopped, and the thousands of mouths around have not meant to stop.
Things are getting more and more interesting.
Tao Xiaozhi's shouts were no longer heard, the crowd and noise rushed over like a vicious wave, it was too bad than imagined, they were not squeezed into * by the crowd, they would also be trampled into meat sauce!
The best way is to use violence, to fight violence with violence!
The way to survive, hard skills are the last word, and violence is undoubtedly one of the most outstanding representatives of "hard".
Violence is most about "iron and blood," "iron" is "weapon," and "blood" is, of course, "blood," that is, it is necessary to use weapons to fight a bloody way! In other words, it is inevitable to use violence to counter violence with violence, and to shed some blood.
No one wants to pay for it with blood, but what else can be done?
Violence was very popular before the birth of human beings, and even if human beings perished, it would continue to be popular, which was difficult to change, only to accept and adapt!
But when they were about to use it, things seemed to change.
-- Because of the shouting and screaming, people are as quiet as kittens sleeping in the warm sun!
It's not magic, but it's even more powerful!
Who's shouting so much?!
The shouter is not powerful, just a singer, but the person he shouts out does have enough soul power, although it is only effective in a small area.
Of course, it is an official who is not insignificant, and it is no different from ordinary officials, except for the expression of hypocrisy and hypocrisy!
When the officials passed by, of course they had to salute, so Tao Xiaozhi and the others took advantage of such a powerful time to sneak out and find a corner where there were few people to catch their breath.
"I said I'm going to eat~~~" Brother Xiaohu complained, "The more you go to a crowded place, the more troublesome it will be, a lot of trouble!"
Everyone has to praise Brother Xiaohu's foresight, this is not something that everyone has, even idiot heads, there is short-lived wisdom!
"That's right!" Tao Xiaozhi nodded and said, "If we don't eat, we'll be in trouble, and now it's time to be hungry......"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "I know a place where the food is simply first-class!"
"So you've been here?" Tao Xiaozhi said, touching his chin.
"Of course!" Brother Xiaohu patted him on the shoulder and his chest, "I am home all over the world, of course I have been to many places, and I have also been to the Yamen of the Demon Town......"
"Where the hell is it?" said Silly Star.
"You'll know when you go—"
So, they followed Brother Xiaohu away.
The noise, from the front, and the crowds are also spectacular, because it is the place where the government releases exaggerated good news and buries bad news - the bulletin board.
"Let's go take a look~~~" Silly Star proposed with a smile, very sincerely, because it comes from a curious and innocent heart.
According to Brother Xiaohu's principle of "the more people there are, the more troublesome they are", Silly Star gets more white eyes and is bored.
There are more and more corners to turn, and there are fewer and fewer pedestrians, so it is getting farther and farther.
They were also sweating profusely.
Killing Star also repeated the question just now, and now he got the understanding of the fight.
"According to common sense," Tao Xiaozhi said, "the fewer people, the more remote the land, there should be no restaurant......
"That's right!" agreed Brother Xiaohu, "but if there are many people who go, we won't be able to consume it—the price will certainly be expensive...... The boss who has some quirks just likes to cook a few dishes a day, greet a few people, and live like this, doing a small business......"
It is reasonable, it is also unreasonable, and it is not good to comment on it.
Before they knew it, they had come to a dead end, and a lame dog was watching them pitifully.
"This is what you call a 'restaurant'?"
Brother Xiaohu laughed, laughed, laughed so much that his stomach hurt: "Hehe, don't worry, there's more exciting-"
Suddenly, dozens of officers and soldiers jumped out, blocked the only exit from the alley, and pointed their knives at them.
Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said with a wry smile: "It seems that it is really time to eat~~~"