On the Shu Mountain

The afternoon sun shone on the earth, the blue sky was thousands of miles, and under the blue sky, a group of Shushan disciples went to a wide meadow under the leadership of the master to learn the art of imperial sword.

The young spirit feather was severely malnourished, but his appearance remained unchanged at all. He had lost a lot of weight before, and he couldn't help but be fascinated when he looked at the boundless meadow. When he first entered Shushan, he was as tall as other senior brothers and disciples, but now he was half a head shorter than them, and he couldn't help but feel inferior......

I saw the master raise the sword in his hand, like carrying a chicken. No one would know that their sword was made of dark iron, and the master's sword was a wooden sword. He gave an order to all the Shu Mountain disciples: "Take the sword!"

"Yes, master. Everyone struggled to pick up the swords that were placed in front of them. Only Ling Yu couldn't even pick up the sword, "Ahhhhh

The head of Shushan glanced at his apprentice, behaved well, and nodded with satisfaction. But seeing Ling Yu in the back row, he didn't hold a sword in his hand, didn't he see what he just said. The master deliberately walked up to Ling Yu and repeated: "Pick up the sword." ”

Ling Yu tried his best to pick up this sword, but this sword was heavier than him. As soon as he picked it up, he threw his sword on the ground again. "Master, the sword is too heavy, can you change it to a light one?"

The master was so angry that his face turned red, aren't these swords all the same weight. Oh my God! How did he take in such a useless apprentice? Nian was short in stature, so he had to stop pursuing the matter. Just adjusted his breath again, and said calmly: "The sword is made of iron, it is psychic because of its grasping, it is moved by its heart, it is alive because of blood, and it dies because of non-thoughts." The art of the sword is to regulate the breath, hold the yuan and keep one, and the five spirits of the sword are one, reciprocating and circulating, and the life is endless......"

Ling Yu looked at the master blankly, thinking, "It's so profound! It's a pity that he didn't understand a word." ”

The master asked, "Apprentices, do you understand?"

"Understood!" everyone nodded in understanding, for fear that the master would blame themselves.

In fact, he didn't even understand the master, but it was written in the book, and he just copied it.

"Very good! Now recite the mantra of the sword with the teacher, the Great Avenue, the Great Avenue, the sky is clear, the earth is clear, the gods are peaceful, the valley is profitable, and all things are born.

Sad Avenue, Sad Avenue, with the Tao can not return to heaven, raise people but can not survive, sigh when the beard, a streamer of ......" The master talked endlessly on it, and his saliva splashed.

The other disciples nodded as if they didn't understand, affirming their master's words. Ling Yu's head hurt when he listened to it below, and he thought: This mantra is so long! Can he not learn it?

After a while, the master finished speaking, glanced at Ling Yu, and said to him, "Ling Yu, what did you hear for the teacher just now?"

Ling Yu didn't expect the master to ask him questions, so he had to say, "What the master said just now is the mantra of the imperial sword technique. ”

The master asked again, "Repeat the mantra you just said and show it to them." ”

"Master, what did you just say?" didn't the master know that he had amnesia! The master just said so much, but he didn't listen to a word.

"It's really unteachable, and you have been thinking about it for three days for the teacher to punish you!" the master scolded him.

"Master, you can't blame me. The mantra was too long, and I was really in danger, and by the time I finished reading it, I would have been beaten to death with a "uh". Ling Yu actually said what he thought in his heart.

"Hahahaha!" There was a laugh, with sarcasm in the ridicule, but Ling Yu didn't know what he said wrong, and he didn't know what they were funny about.

"Ling Yu!! you are going to rebel!" The master in charge was completely out of control by his anger, he didn't expect such an obstacle and scum to come out of Shushan.

Subsequently, Ling Yu was called by his master to the main hall to face the wall and think about it, while the other disciples continued to learn the art of imperial sword under the guidance of his master.

Ling Yu saw that the master was not there, so he actually sat in the master's position, and his stomach was "gurgling" at this moment. "I'm so hungry!" he suddenly remembered that the master liked to hide delicious food under the bed, so he quietly came to the master's room, and he really turned out half a chicken and half a jar of good wine that the master had eaten at noon.

Ling Yu thought to himself: Should I eat or not! Anyway, the master doesn't like me, and the master doesn't dare to be known by others after eating, at most he thinks about it for a few days, anyway, I don't want to learn to fly with Edgeworth. So he ate the master's chicken, and he wanted to keep some for the master, because the master's chicken was so delicious that he accidentally ate it. After drinking Lingyu, he had a bad stomach and often had urgency, frequent urination, and couldn't urinate enough, and he suddenly felt like peeing, but he didn't have the ground, so he sprinkled urine in the master's wine jar, and didn't forget to seal the urine jar before leaving.

Late at night, the master as usual, cooked a few good dishes, when he was about to take out the leftover chicken and wine from under the bed at noon, but found that the chicken was gone, fortunately he had not moved the wine, thinking: Who moved my chicken, there is no one else in the hall, it must be Lingyu this bastard boy, the chicken eats it, forget it, I am afraid that he will leak out the matter of eating chicken, this person will be removed, and he must not be allowed to continue to stay in Shushan, and there will be endless troubles.

I saw him pour a bowl of wine, and when he tasted it carefully, why was this wine so pompous. Forget it, he must have been angry with him, and his sense of taste failed. The master drank the urine wine with relish, and after drinking the jar of urine wine, he didn't take off his shoes, and fell asleep on the bed, as if he was drunk!

As the days passed, all the disciples of Shushan learned simple sword techniques and could float in mid-air. Only Silly and Lingyu are still on the ground. Although a fool is stupid, he doesn't have so many distracting thoughts in his heart, and he gets up early and goes to bed late every day to practice swords, and there is a saying that the stupid bird flies first, which is not false at all. He is much stronger than Lingyu in the Imperial Sword, and although Silly is not as tall as others flying, he can also resist two or three meters. No matter how Ling Yu recited the mantra, he couldn't fly, because he still memorized the mantra for a month and still memorized it wrong. The master was blinded by the two of them, especially that Lingyu, who was stupid and seemed to have been squeezed by the door, no matter how he taught him, he still couldn't fly, and it was not too much to describe him as a pig and dog who couldn't teach. The head of Shushan decided to expel the two of them from the division, don't be embarrassed in Shushan.

Above the main hall, there was silence, and Lingyu didn't know what mistake he had made and knelt in front of his master.

The head said: "Lingyu, you have no respect, you contradict the master, you have repeatedly taught you, you are obsessed, and you have been expelled from the master.

What kind of big deal should Ling Yu do! He didn't want to stay in Shushan for a long time. Ah Silly looked puzzled, and looked at the master with wide eyes, you must know that he didn't contradict the master, and the master wouldn't be trying to drive him away! His heartfelt heart to the master can be said to be a reference from heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon can be expressed.