After Yingyue left, not long after, that Xueqing was actually pregnant, less than two months, no one believed that it was so fast, happiness came too fast, and it was too sudden, Dong Luo was going to be a father, and he was so beautiful in his heart that he didn't know what to say. But he would never know that the child was not his species.

When the family was rejoicing, Dong Luo prepared a table of good wine and food, and they gathered around a small table to eat and celebrate.

An uninvited guest broke in, and Dong Yong recognized at a glance that this was none other than the man who came to smash the store that day, and he wouldn't have come to take revenge! Thinking of this, Dong Yong couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

But unlike last time, instead of two pig-killing knives, the man was holding two beautiful red boxes, which seemed to contain a lot of gifts. This posture seems to be here to propose, Dong Yong really wants to go over and laugh directly.

Dong Yong thought to himself: Is he going to marry his cousin? I couldn't help asking, "What are you doing here?"

Hua Xiaoshao smiled: "Don't be nervous! Hehe! I'm here to propose marriage this time, I have long heard that your daughter Dong Bi is very cute, I have been in love with her for a long time!"

Dong Yong was really startled when he heard it, and thought: Looking at him like that, he is not forty, but also thirty-five. My daughter is only five years old this year, so young, I came to propose, isn't this an old cow eating tender grass, a good cabbage is arched by a pig, and I am afraid of offending Hua Xiaoshao. I had to say: "The little girl is still young, and she has not yet reached the age of talking about marriage, so let's talk about it when she grows up!"

Hua Xiaoshao was impatient, wouldn't he be old and yellow after waiting for more than ten years, he couldn't wait, and said ruthlessly: "Little fart, Lao Tzu is going to condemn your daughter, Dong Yong, you are an old immortal, hand over your daughter, spare your life." ”

Dong Yong took a look, this time he didn't have a helper behind him, and then looked at so many people in his family, he came up with the strength of wine, strengthened his courage, blew his beard, stared at his eyes, and roared angrily: "My daughter is only five years old, you are so old, you still want the old cow to eat tender grass." You have no feelings, why should I marry my daughter to you? As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a cold wind blowing behind him, and he woke up more than half of the wine, and he suddenly died, and he couldn't wait to slap himself a few big ears, what did he do before?

Hua Xiaoshao yelled: "What? Just your daughter's ugly monster, Lao Tzu took a fancy to it, and your ancestor burned high incense." ”

Dong Yong thought to himself: Hey! Anyway, I can't support so many mouths, so it's better to marry her! The so-called woman is not left behind, and her daughter will marry sooner or later, and it is better to live with him than to follow herself.

Dong Luo on the side saw that Hua Xiaoshao was getting more and more excessive, and he didn't teach him a lesson, he dared to ride on his head to and pee, pulled up his sleeves, dropped his chopsticks, and said: "The tiger is not powerful, you treat us as a sick cat, right?" After speaking, he punched Hua Xiaoshao in the face.

Hua Xiaoshao was punched by him, ignoring the pain on his face, he only felt embarrassed, and he was furious, and if he didn't settle the account clearly, he wouldn't have the surname Hua! ”

So they punched me, and I kicked you up. Xue Qing shouted on the side: "Stop fighting, stop fighting." ”

After hundreds of rendezvous, Dong Luo, who was physically exhausted, fell to the ground and was unable to fight back, and was pressed to the ground by Hua Xiaoshao and punched again, his hands were tired, and he changed his kicks. Hua Xiaoshao sneered at Dong Luo, who was half-dead on the ground: "Fight with me, there is a dead end." ”

Seeing that Dong Luo was about to be beaten to death by Hua Xiaoshao, lying on the ground dying, Xue Qing was so anxious that she hurriedly ran over to stop Hua Xiaoshao.

was punched in the stomach by Hua Xiaoshao.

Xue Qing fainted on the ground with a painful "ah". There was a lot of blood under the skirt.

Hua Xiaoshao saw that it was wrong, so he quickly ran away.

The next day, Dong Yong went to Jin Zha early in the morning to grab medicine, Jin Zha ignored Dong Yong, closed the door, knew that he had no money, and said: "What medicine does a poor ghost take, he can't afford to raise it when he is born, and he will die if he dies." ”

Dong Yong knelt at the door and didn't leave, and then a kind old woman passed by, she was a doctor when she was young, and when she saw Dong Yong's pity, she promised to heal his sons Dong Luo and Xueqing.

The old woman said: "The young man is just a skin injury, just take some anti-inflammatory drugs, as for this girl, she just has fetal gas, just take some fetal medicine." ”

Dong Yong hurriedly asked, "Is the fetus in the womb okay?"

The old woman said, "This child is really blessed and has a great life." ”

Dong Yong laughed and said: "Haha! It is worthy of my Dong family's species, and the life of a dog is hard." You can't kill no matter how you fight. ”

The old woman was speechless, only to see Dong Yong take out two rotten apples and stuff them into the old woman's pocket as medical expenses, or two apples from the street two months ago in order to save Xue Qing. Dong Yong has been hiding it and is reluctant to eat it.

That Xiao Mo was taken away by Yingyue, and it didn't take long for him to recover, and he was able to walk on the ground. Xiao Mo looked around, the room was simple, but it was elegant, and all kinds of flowers and plants were planted outside the door. The green trees are in the shade, and the petals fall to the ground in the wind.

Yingyue saw that he was almost fine, so she wanted him to leave. When he went in, he said to him, "Xiao Mo!"

Xiao Mo: "Hmm!"

Full Moon: "I have two things to say, what are you going to say to me that day, and when are you going to leave?" ”

Xiao Mo didn't know how to answer, he thought he was going to die that day, so he wanted to say those words, but now he didn't want to say it, and he thought that Yingyue was reluctant to let him go, so he asked, he didn't know that Yingyue was going to drive him away. Then he said, "That day, I wanted to say that I would worship you as a teacher." ”

Yingyue has lived for thousands of years, and it is the first time I have heard that someone wants to worship her as a teacher, she has done a lot of bad things in the heavenly court, who doesn't know that she has dirty thoughts and despicable behaviors, and who dares to worship her as a teacher.

Yingyue thought to herself: Don't think that if you worship me as a teacher, you can stay here and eat rice, by the way, it will ruin my reputation. was known by the Jade Emperor, and he must have thought that she was Sifan. She was afraid that what she said would hurt his self-esteem directly. So he had no choice but to say, "I don't accept apprentices." ”

Xiao Mo: "But I want to worship you as a teacher." ”

Yingyue thought to herself: This ugly man doesn't want to rely on me, so she asked, "Why?"

Xiao Mo thought for a moment: "Only in this way can we protect those who need protection." ”

Yingyue thought to herself: No! Such a bad reason, I have to change to a more novel one! So she said: "Actually, people who don't have martial arts can do it! But since you want to be my apprentice, then you can!" Yingyue seemed to think of a way to toss him, "You know, it's not easy to be an apprentice, I'll teach you the most basic handstand first! This is very simple, head down, legs up." ”

Xiao Mo nodded, he didn't understand why he wanted to learn to do handstands. Each handstand lasts less than two seconds, and the hands are overwhelmed.

Full Moon scolded, "Why are you so stupid! Pigs are much smarter than you." If you still want to be my apprentice, you will not be allowed to eat today, when will you learn, when will you eat? ”

A few days later.

He finally learned to do a handstand, but his master actually changed his words again and let him lie on the ground to learn the dog barking, this master is too dirty.

Full Moon said: "Hurry up, learn to bark at the dog, and ...... Wangwang"

In order to stay, Xiao Mo's eldest husband can bend and stretch, so he has to do what Yingyue wants.

Full Moon said, "Be louder, okay! ”

Xiao Mo had no choice but to say again: "Wang ...... Woof...... Wang" shouted.

"Hahaha" There was a wild laugh behind him at this time. There were many more girls behind him, and it seemed that Yingyue had recruited dozens of new female apprentices.

This is clearly looking for his jokes.