Chapter Ninety-Eight: Classic Routine Combination

Storytelling?

Many Tianjiao disciples present were all disdainful for a while, and they were still children, didn't they just not be able to talk about the Great Dao, why bother to use a collection of bedtime stories to fool people. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoLet's compete for the first place!

However, some mature monks and reporters hurriedly listened attentively, and at the same time held a piece of spiritual jade in their hands to record.

Ye Mo's previous performance has proved that he is extraordinary and magical, and at this time, he actually uses stories instead of preaching, so he must think that this story will not be worse than anyone's preaching.

This is the only person in the history of the heavens and all worlds to tell a story when he is inaugurated and succeeded, even if it is not interesting, it can be used as an anecdote.

"Legend has it that there is a world named Yanhuang Realm, there is a sea in the realm called Dongao Hai, and there is a town customs by the sea! The general of this town customs is named Li Ban, and his wife is three years pregnant, and there is a great drought for three years. ”

The vast majority of the monks shook their heads, saying that they had never heard of this name, what is the connection between Yan and Huang, could it be the relationship between the Wind Monarch World?

Only some old monks who have lived for thousands of years, who know the ancient stories of immortals and strange things, and those who know the strange stories of ordinary people, look at each other in amazement.

Could it be that it has something to do with those two supremes? Except that those two people fought all their lives, and finally lost their traces at the same time, which became a strange thing for a while.

It's hard for them to imagine the meaning of the word Yan Huang......

It wasn't until one day three years later that his wife finally began to cry out in pain and finally gave birth. However, this output is not the son that Li Ban has been looking forward to for many years, but a strange stone!"

"The stone is as light as grass, but it is indestructible. Li Ban thought of the three-year drought, and suddenly felt that this was a monster, and he wanted to cut it with his sword, but others couldn't stop it!"

"But when the sword blade intersects with the strange stone, the wind and clouds surge, the rivers flood, and the waves are surging! Two brilliant golden lights are released from the strange stone, reaching directly outside the Nine Heavens Realm. There was a bang, shocking the Nine Yin Springs-"

The strange rock shattered, but out came a chubby child, who could walk as fast as he could fly with his legs, holding his mother and his mother happily, but there was a monkey's tail growing behind it. ”

The disciples below were puzzled for a while, how could a person give birth to a stone, and a person with a monkey's tail could pop out of this stone? Is he a human or a demon?

"Li Ban saw that child so cute, what could he do? Of course, he chose to forgive her. But at this time, a Taoist priest broke in, claiming that this child had great achievements and extraordinary origins, and wanted to take him as a disciple and give him the name Vegeta!"

"Vegeta was gifted with extraordinary talent and the guidance of his master, and he was able to make great progress on the path of cultivation, and soon surpassed his father. But after all, this kid couldn't escape the stubbornness in his bloodline, and he actually sneaked into the East Ao Sea to watch the princess of the Jiaolong clan take a bath, and even stole the Zhenhai artifact Dragon Ball!"

"In the end, the matter was exposed, and the power of the dragon clan came to arrest him, and Vegeta fell into a great crisis for a while......"

The guests frowned and said, ah, why don't you continue to talk about it? After being discovered by the dragon power, what happened, will Vegeta's master come to save him?

Seeing that they were gradually attracted by this story, Ye Mo sighed with regret, "Forget it, since you don't like it, it just so happens that this seat is also thirsty, let's move on to the next stage......

As soon as he said this, the people below were anxious to scratch their ears and cheeks, and tell half of the story? This is to force obsessive-compulsive disorder to death, it is said that there were true immortals who were forced to die by obsessive-compulsive disorder in the ancient era of immortals, this is fatal!

"Please continue to talk about Elder Ye!"

"I'm willing to give out the spirit stone subscription!"

The Guanli disciples from various sects were anxious, unwilling to leave themselves a story that could not be answered.

"Haha, Elder Ye's story is really wonderful! This king just brewed double the Bilian Immortal Tea, and I ask Elder Ye not to dislike it......"

A prince from the Tailong Dynasty, one of the three major dynasties of Zhenxuan, dressed in a black and gold dragon robe, stepped forward to salute the tea ceremony with a smile.

"Hmm...... Yes, will be drunk. Ye Mo didn't come to tea, but after taking a sip, he felt refreshed and fatigued.

The prince smiled bitterly, and the people around him were all envious, Bilian Immortal Tea is a specialty of the sacred tree of the Bilian Realm, and it only sprouts once every thousand years!

Couldn't he drink Dao Scar Ancient Tea on weekdays!The tea that ranks first in the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, the tea made from the leaves of the Dao Scar Ancient Tree!?

It's just that no one knows that Ye Mo doesn't drink tea at all on weekdays......

"Since you want to hear it, go on!"

"The dragon was so mad that he grabbed Vegeta's parents and threw them into the East China Sea to drown. Then he tortured and killed Vegeta's fiancée, Miss Yanran, and humiliated him in every way!

Vegeta was in a moment of rage, raised the Seven Dragon Balls, and summoned a three-headed and six-armed god, who died with the Dragon King, and died in the void!

Since then, the young man has realized his weakness and began to travel around cultivating ......"

Ye Mo constantly put together the plot of the story novel of his previous life, and told it so that the world was turned upside down, and the gods and monsters emerged in endlessly, wave after wave, indescribably refreshing and charming!

"Smash the peach and go down to the mortal world, raise the flag and call the holy sky. ”

"Rage the starry sky, challenge the Quartet, and suppress all enemies in the world!"

"Wake up, step into the west and become a positive fruit, and Futu will enter reincarnation in all directions!"

"Seriously injured and amnesiac, but relying on wisdom to sweep Liuhe, the best emperor among adults!"

The disciples below were so obsessed with Ye Mo that they couldn't extricate themselves, but whenever Ye Mo stopped his voice, they offered all kinds of treasures for Ye Mo to talk about.

"In this way, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties and the creation of the supreme secret method, Vegeta finally achieved the position of true immortal and started his new adventure in the upper realm......"

The story has ended, but the guests have not been able to recover for a long time, and some are even looking forward to Ye Mo's sequel.

"Even though I know it's just a story, I can't forget it...... Vegeta's unreserved love for the Three Virgins, who can do it now!"

The nuns wept over the tossing and turning love story.

"No, love is still a trivial matter! What I admire most is Vegeta's fiery friendship when he turned into a divine ape on the night of the full moon and was about to destroy the Yanhuang Realm, and confessed to Lu Dongbin to cut off his tail!"

"Also, the teacher-student relationship between Jia Baoyu and Kong Yiji is also unforgettable......"

Ye Mo was extremely embarrassed on the high platform, and couldn't help but sigh with sweat, fortunately, there are no other earthlings here, and after going back, he must nail the coffin boards of the masters firmly.

In short, his shocking purpose was achieved, and the classic routine combinations on the earth were simply completely incomprehensible, men, women, and children, all killed!

The score of the task soared directly to 60 points, and no matter what happened next, the passing line had already been reached.