The buffalo, which had been slapped in the air, struggled to its feet, as if it were crazy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"You all beat me, I'll fight with you!"

Seeing that he still dared to rebel, Chu Bai rolled up his sleeves and carried Chen Qingxuan's rusty sword up and beat it violently.

Although it was said that the buffalo had rough skin and thick meat, and no matter how he beat or cut, he couldn't move him at all, but as soon as the buffalo was beaten, he cried and cried his father and mother and cried out in pain, which made Chu Bai feel that it was pretending to be or not.

"Stinky buffalo, you shouted a fart if the hair is not broken!" Chu Bai scolded when his hands were numb and tired.

"Stinky boy, you cut it for me!" the buffalo disagreed.

"Yo, dare to talk back, I'll stab!"

I saw Chu Bai step behind the buffalo in two steps, and with a lift of the rusty sword, he stabbed it into its chrysanthemum.

......

The audience was silent, and everyone just looked at one person and one cow, one in front and one behind, an indescribable picture.

"Stinky boy, that's my sixth-level spirit weapon sword! it's not like you used it!" Chen Qingxuan was the first to react, and he suddenly felt distressed and shouted.

Since this spiritual weapon was obtained by Chen Qingxuan, he has always taken care of it, and others are not even qualified to touch it, and he can only sleep by holding it every day.

However, he was stabbed into the chrysanthemum of the buffalo by Chu Bai with a sword......

Thinking that his sword would always emit the stench of cow dung in the future, he was like a sun-dog.

Hurriedly stepped forward to snatch his sword back.

And the buffalo was also stunned when it was first stabbed, and when Chen Qingxuan pulled out his sword, he spewed out a fountain of blood.

Seeing his chrysanthemum bleeding, the buffalo "mooed" and suddenly fell to the ground and rolled.

"Stinky boy, you shameless and obscene! you actually stabbed me in the ass!"

"I'm going home, the people of this world are too perverted!"

"Ah!!h

Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in a daze, still thinking that Dugu Shaoxia should just make a mistake and accidentally shot too hard.

However, Chu Bai took a step forward very proudly.

"Look, this is the most terrifying and powerful spell in the world, the Poison Dragon Diamond!"

"With this trick, everyone doesn't have to be afraid of the robbers on the mountain!"

"I'll teach you this trick when I get back. ”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What the hell? Poison Dragon Drill, this is really ...... It's horrible!

But how does this trick feel a bit despicable and shameless......

"Dugu Young Hero......" Zhu Yinyin came over to call Chu Bai with a red face at this time.

"What's wrong?" asked Chu Bai.

"Goo-goo-goo. At this time, Zhu Yinyin's stomach screamed uncontrollably.

Then, like a chain reaction, many people in the village began to "coo" with hunger.

"I was hungry, you said it earlier. Chu Bai smiled and said.

"No...... No. Dugu Shaoxia ...... "Zhu Yinyin wanted to change the topic and discuss with Chu Bai about dealing with the robbers, but the sudden ringing of her stomach caused Chu Bai to misunderstand, which made Zhu Yinyin embarrassed for a while.

Just wanted to explain, but was interrupted by Chu Bai:

"Little sister, don't worry, if you're hungry with me, I'll give you something to eat. ”

"Uh...... ...... below" Everyone was shocked when they heard Chu Bai's words, and Zhu Yinyin blushed like the sun.

"What did Dugu Shaoxia say? ”

"I didn't expect that before I was robbed by that robber, I would be defiled by this kind of person!"

"What should I do, Yin Yin, this kid is so well-behaved, is he really going to ruin his innocence like this?"

"This ...... I didn't expect Dugu Shaoxia to look gentle and elegant, but in fact he is this kind of person, Yin Yin is luring a wolf into the room this time!"

"Look at that Taoist priest and buffalo, with a lewd face, they are all in the same group!"

“......”

"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not in the same group as this kid, I don't know him at all. At this time, the big buffalo ran out and wanted to clear up the relationship with Chu Bai.

Chen Qingxuan also frowned, not knowing why Chu Bai was like this.

Listening to their discussions, Chu Bai almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

How can people in this world be dirtier than themselves?

I'm talking about noodles, clear soup noodles, where do you want to go?

"Guys, it's not what you think. Chu Bai just wanted to explain, but several villagers stood up with angry faces.

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, we won't hand over Yin Yin to you. ”

"We can't beat you, but even if we die, we won't compromise with you villains!"

"That's right, it's death anyway, it's better to die decently!"

"We fought with him!"

"Fight!"

As he spoke, the villagers were about to make a move, and Chu Bai was speechless for a while.

"Listen to me!" the spiritual power gathered and the sound reached the ears of the villagers, instantly shaking them to the point of dizziness.

When they finally quieted down, Chu Bai sighed, exchanged a large bag of noodles from the system mall, and put it on the ground.

"What I'm talking about below is this noodle, noodles!"

Everyone looked at the noodles that Chu Bai took out, and they were puzzled, you look at me, I look at you.

"What is a noodle?"

"What he took out is called noodles? What did he say underneath ......?"

"Did we really misunderstand him?"

Chu Bai almost cried, people who felt this world didn't even know noodles, no wonder they would misunderstand when they said the following.

"Misunderstanding, this is a big misunderstanding!"

"I have been an upright person since I was a child, and I am excellent in character and learning, how can I do such filthy things? I see that you are hungry, so I think about the following...... No, I'll cook noodles for you to eat!"

Chu Bai explained, but he didn't dare to say the following word anymore, so he changed it to boiled noodles.

The villagers suddenly realized that they had really misunderstood Chu Bai.

"It seems that I really misunderstood Dugu Shaoxia, I'm really sorry. ”

"I'll just say it, Dugu Shaoxia is a very upright person at first glance, how could he do that kind of thing? Dugu Shaoxia, I have always believed in you!"

"Yes, yes, Dugu Shaoxia is willing to think about us, and he is so young, he is really young and promising, and the future life is terrifying!"

"But, Dugu Shaoxia, how should I eat this noodle?"

Hearing someone ask, Chu Bai slapped his hands.

"Okay, I'm going to show you how. ”

However, as soon as they turned around, they saw that the big buffalo was secretly sticking out their long tongue and rolling a corner of noodles into their mouths, and then spit them out again.

"Phew, boy, you lie, this noodle doesn't taste at all, it's not for people to eat at all!"

Hearing the buffalo's words, everyone suddenly became suspicious again.

This lonely young man wouldn't just take out something we don't know and deliberately want to deceive us, right?

And Chu Bai was so angry that he slapped the buffalo in the face and scolded: "Animal, you are not a human being, how do you know that this is not a human eater!"