Chapter 299: Hippopotamus (Continue to add more for the book friend who rewarded him for "touching the wrong one")
Duan Yu was still looking through the crack in the door, but Li Shuchong, who was in front of the hall, was already stunned. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw that Zhong Wanqiu had a long horse face, and even far surpassed the famous CCTV program "Very 6+7" host, Li Yong. And above the long horse's face, the eyes are very high, but a large round nose is squeezed together with the mouth, so that between the eyes and the nose, there is a large blank space, which is very reminiscent of a large mammal native to Africa, the hippopotamus. Statistics show that although hippos are herbivores, the animals that hurt people the most in Africa are hippos, especially when frightened, they are more likely to hurt people than carnivores such as lions. Zhong Ling's appearance is bright and bright, obviously there is no resemblance to Zhong Wanqiu, fortunately she is only like her mother, and I don't know if this Zhong Wanqiu suspects that Zhong Ling is not his own. Out of curiosity, Li Shuchong sent a "voyeuristic power" into his mind, ready to find out.
Zhong Wanqiu's face was originally full of displeasure, but as soon as he turned to face the lady, he immediately turned soft, with an ugly face with a three-point amiable demeanor, and said: "Yue Laosan is such a barbarian, I am just afraid that he will frighten the lady, so I don't let him enter the valley." You don't have to take this kind of little thing to heart. Li Shuchong found that his thoughts at this time were the same as what he said, could it be that he was suspicious?
At the same time, Duan Yu secretly wondered in his heart: "Mrs. Zhong was frightened when she heard that her husband was coming, but looking at the expression of the Lord of Zhong Valley, she loved and respected her. ”
Mrs. Zhong said: "What's the matter? Jin Xi'er has served us loyally for many years, but she killed your pig friend and dog friend, and I feel very uncomfortable." Lord Zhong Gu smiled and said: "Yes, yes, you cherish people, that is your kindness." ”
Mrs. Zhong asked the family, "Laifu'er, what happened?"
Lefu'er said: "Jin Xi'er knocked him to the ground, and he wasn't dead at that time." The little one hurriedly shouted: 'Second master, second master, don't be angry with your old man. And he laughed, and was very happy. The little one helped Xi'er to get up, and set up a banquet for the surnamed Yue to eat. He asked, 'Zhong ...... Bell...... Why didn't you come to pick me up?' The little one said, "Our master didn't know that the second master was coming, otherwise he would have come to greet him in person." The small ones will report it. The man nodded, and when he saw Jin Xi'er standing tremblingly waiting on the sidelines, he asked him, 'I slapped you just now, and you were scolding me in your heart, weren't you?' Jin Xi'er hurriedly said, 'No, no! The man said, "You must be saying in your heart that I am a great evil person, so evil that I can't be more evil, haha!" Jin Xi'er said, "No, no! The second master is a very good man, not evil at all." The man's eyebrows were raised, and he exclaimed, 'You say I'm not evil at all?' Jin Xi'er trembled with fright, and said, 'You...... Second Master...... Not evil at all, half ...... It's not evil at all. The man screamed angrily, and suddenly stretched out his hand and twisted Jinxi'er's neck...... His voice trembled, and he was obviously in shock.
Mrs. Zhong sighed, waved her hand, and said, "You're fed up with fright, go down and rest for a while." Le Fuer replied, "Yes!" and exited the hall.
Mrs. Zhong shook her head, sighed, and said, "I'm not happy in my heart, I want to be quiet for a while." Lord Zhong Gu said, "Yes." I'm going to take a look at Yue Laosan, don't do anything else. Mrs. Zhong said: "I advise you to call him 'Yue Er'." Zhong Gu said: "Hmph, although Yue Laosan is fierce, I am not afraid of him, but I just read that he came all the way to help the fist, which gave me face, and killed Jin Xi'er, so I didn't care about him." ”
Mrs. Zhong shook her head and said, "The two of us live here quietly, and for ten years, I will not leave the valley, what are you lacking in your heart? Why do ......you have to invite these 'four wicked people' to make a big fuss? Usually you say nice things to me, but in fact, you don't take me to heart at all. Lord Zhong Gu hurriedly said, "I...... Why don't I take you to heart? I went to invite these four people to come, not for you?" Li Shuchong suddenly realized that Zhong Wanqiu's heart was different at this time, and when he said this, what he thought in his heart was: "I just cared too much about you to marry you, but unfortunately the person I got from you couldn't get your heart, so I asked someone to help get rid of the dog thief surnamed Duan." ”
Li Shuchong can imagine that Gan Baobao did not hide his love history with Duan Zhengchun back then, or that the love war back then was too vigorous and everyone knew that he couldn't hide it, until she was dumped, only Zhong Wanqiu accepted her without hesitation, and offered her in the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations as a treasure. So he hated Duan Zhengchun the most in his life, and he was worried that Gan Baobao would run away every day, but he still ran away, ran to chase after him, and finally died in the hands of Gan Baobao...... Isn't this Zhong Wanqiu the representative of thousands of poor dicks now? He's just a small person, just like those who yearn for the goddess but are frustrated in college life, a piece of infatuation, it's really pitiful, Li Shuchong can't bear to snoop anymore, and withdraws this voyeuristic power.
Mrs. Zhong snorted and said, "Thank you for me." If you really do it for me, then listen to me and obediently send these 'four wicked people' away!"
Duan Yu listened strangely in the next room: "That Yue Laosan killed people for no reason, it is really evil, are there three other wicked people who are as evil as him?"
I saw Lord Zhong Gu striding around in the hall, and said angrily: "This surname Duan's insult to me is too much, this revenge is not avenged, what face does my Zhong Wanqiu have to be born between heaven and earth?"
Duan Yuxin said: "It turns out that your name is Zhong Wanqiu. The name is not properly obtained. As the saying goes, it is better to settle a grievance than to settle it, and it is no longer a good thing to hold a grudge, let alone a thousand hatreds? No wonder your face is so long. With your appearance, marrying a wife like Mrs. Zhong is really a great luck in the world, and you should change your name to Zhong Wanxing. ”
Mrs. Zhong frowned and said coldly: "Actually, you hate me in your heart, but you don't hate others." If you really want to be embarrassed by others, why don't you go to the door by yourself and decide the victory or defeat with one punch and one kick? Ask someone to help you fight, even if you win, you may not have any brilliance. Zhong Wanqiu's forehead was bruised, and he shouted: "There are a lot of shrimp soldiers and crabs under his hands, do you know? I want to fight alone, he always avoids meeting, what can I do." Mrs. Zhong hung her head and was silent, tears falling on the placket of her clothes.
Zhong Wanqiu hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, Ah Bao, good Ah Bao, don't be angry, I shouldn't have yelled at you like this." Mrs. Zhong was silent, and her tears fell even more. Zhong Wanqiu scratched his head and ears, very anxious, and just said: "Bao, don't be angry, I can't control myself for a while, it's really damned." ”
Mrs. Zhong said in a low voice: "What you never forget in your heart, you always remember that thing, and I really don't mean to be a person." You might as well slap me to death, and you will be a hundred, so that you will not always be unhappy in your heart. You can also marry a beautiful lady. ”
Zhong Wanqiu raised his palm, slapped his face twice, and said, "I deserve to die, I deserve to die!" Li Shuchong couldn't help but shake his head secretly when he saw this wonderful couple, why did Zhong Ling run away from home? Obviously, because he didn't like this kind of family atmosphere, if he proposed to take her out of this family and go to a new future world, I don't know how many seconds she would hesitate?
Duan Yu saw that he slapped a big palm on the long horse's face, it was really funny, he couldn't bear it anymore, and finally sneered, laughed, laughed, and immediately knew that this time the disaster could be even bigger, I just hoped that Zhong Wanqiu didn't hear it, but immediately heard him shouting: "Who is it?" With a bang, someone kicked open the door and entered the room. Duan Yu only felt that his back collar was tight, and he had been caught and thrown out, and he fell heavily on the hall, only to make his eyes black, and it seemed that the bones of his whole body were broken.
Zhong Wanqiu immediately grabbed him by the back collar with his left hand, lifted him up, and shouted, "Who are you? What are you hiding in my wife's room?"
Seeing his delicate appearance, he became suspicious, turned his head and asked Mrs. Zhong, "Bao, are you ...... You...... Again...... ...... again"
Mrs. Zhong said angrily, "What's not? What's wrong? Hurry up and let him go, he's here to report to us." Zhong Wanqiu said: "What's the news?" Still mentioning Duan Yu's feet off the ground, he shouted: "Stinky boy, I see that you have a greasy head and a pink face, it is definitely not a good thing, why are you sneakily hiding in my wife's room? There was a thud and a click, and a pearwood table collapsed in half.
Duan Yu gave him a good fall without pain, and lifted him in the air, unable to struggle, and listening to his words, he actually suspected that he had something to do with Mrs. Zhong, and he was not afraid of anger in his heart, and said loudly: "My surname is Duan, if you want to kill, do it quickly." What is the incomprehensible gibberish?"
Zhong Wanqiu raised his right palm and shouted angrily: "You kid is also surnamed Duan......? It's the surname Duan again!" Later, the anger turned to desolation, and tears welled up in the round eyes.
Suddenly, Duan Yu couldn't help but feel compassion for this big man, thinking that this person knew that his talent and appearance were not worthy of his wife, so he drank nameless vinegar at every turn, in fact, it was very pitiful, and he didn't even think that his life was hanging in the hands of others, and Wen Yan comforted: "My surname is Duan, I have never seen Mrs. Zhong's face before, you don't have to be suspicious, you don't have to be uncomfortable." ”
Zhong Wanqiu's face was happy, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Really, you've never seen it...... Haven't you seen Ah Bao's face?" Duan Yu said: "I came here, and it has been less than half an hour. Zhong Wanqiu opened his mouth, laughed a few times, and said: "Yes, yes, Ah Bao hasn't been out of the valley for ten years, ten years ago, you were only eight or nine years old, so naturally you can't ...... No...... can't ......", but Wu Zi carried Duan Yu and didn't let go.
Mrs. Zhong's face flushed for a while, and said, "Quickly put down Duan Gongzi!" Zhong Wanqiu hurriedly said: "Yes, yes!" Gently put down Duan Yu, and suddenly his face was full of doubts, and said: "Duan Gongzi? Duan Gongzi? you...... Who's your daddy?"
Duan Yu thought to himself: "If I tell a lie again, it seems that I have a very bad heart. Ran said proudly: "I didn't tell Mrs. Zhong the truth just now, in fact, I shouldn't hide it." My name is Duan Yu, the word and reputation, Dali people's name. My father's name is up and down. ”
Zhong Wanqiu didn't think of the meaning of the words "Shangzheng and Xiachun" for a while, and Mrs. Zhong said in a trembling voice: "Your father is ...... It's a paragraph...... Duan Zhengchun?" Duan Yu nodded and said, "Exactly!"
Zhong Wanqiu shouted: "Duan Zhengchun!" These three words were really earth-shattering, and his face was flushed for a moment, his whole body trembled, and he shouted: "You...... Are you the son of Duan Zhengchun, a dog thief?"
Duan Yu was furious and shouted, "You dare to insult my father?"
Zhong Wanqiu said angrily: "Why don't I dare?Duan Zhengchun, you dog thief, bastard bastard!"
Duan Yudeng understood that he had nine big characters on the paint outside the valley, "Those surnamed Duan entered the valley and killed without forgiveness", and he thought that he must have hated my father very much, so he was angry with all the people surnamed Duan, and said awe-inspiringly: "Lord Zhonggu, since you have an enmity with my father, you should decide this matter openly." What kind of hero are you to scold my father in front of your face and behind your back? My father is in Dali City, and if you want to find him, it's easy to get tight, so why don't you just put up a sign at your door, saying 'Those surnamed Duan will be killed in the valley without forgiveness'?"
Zhong Wanqiu's face was blue and red for a while, it seemed that what Duan Yu said, every sentence hit his heart, only to see the fierce light in his eyes, it seemed that he was about to kill someone when he raised his hand, he stayed for a long time, and suddenly banged two punches, beating the two chairs to the point that their backs were broken and their feet were broken, and then the flying legs kicked out, and a big hole cracked on the board wall, shouting: "I'm not afraid of fighting your father, I'm ...... I'm afraid...... I'm afraid your dad will know...... I know that Po lives here......" When he said this, there was a whimper in his voice, he covered his face with his hands, and shouted: "I'm a coward, I'm a coward!" rushed out suddenly, but heard the banging and clapping sound endlessly, knocking down many shelves, flower pots, and stone benches along the way. Li Shuchong couldn't help but sigh, if Zhong Wanqiu is compared to a hippopotamus, then the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations is his territory, and Gan Baobao is his spouse......
Duan Yu was also stunned for a long time when he saw this, and said in his heart: "My father knows that your wife lives here, so what?
Mrs. Zhong made eye contact with him, and immediately turned away, a red cloud suddenly appeared on her pale face, and after a while, she asked in a low voice: "Duan Gongzi, Ling Zun has been in good health all these years, is everything going well?"