The Watch of the Long Night Chapter 80: Edward's Missteps
Thanks to Hao Song's previous injection of Edward's blood, the strengthened facial muscles forcefully squeezed a small opening on his head and temporarily stopped the bleeding. The cowardly snorted and stood up and scolded: "Grandma is a bear! I thought I could finally be handsome once, but I was smashed by a stone by such a coincidence! No matter whether it is God or the author who pits me, it must be a jealous woman who can't see other people's good @#¥%&*......"
After bringing out the bosses of Christianity and Judaism, as well as a certain high-dimensional creature, Hao Song finally stopped talking. However, at this moment, a bloody hand suddenly slapped on his shoulder!
For the first time in history, Hao Song's muscles could keep up with his own reaction speed, and he kicked his right foot directly backwards, and at the same time slammed his shoulders forward! "Woo!" Suddenly, his shoulder successfully broke free of the grasp of the bloody hand, and before he could feel joy, he felt that his right foot kicked backwards into the air! And his straight right foot was suddenly tightly clamped by two long legs! So Hao Song, who was clamped on the leg, fell directly into the mud......
"Such a big reaction...... Ahem...... Did you get chicken blood?" Edward's voice came from behind him with a slight weakness.
"I'm sorry, I did get a chicken blood, and that chicken is still called Edward Mierro! Why don't you come from behind and not say it first......" Hao Song turned his gray head, but was shocked to see Edward's neck, abdomen, and shoulders each with a finger-thick and half-meter-long black spike! "Damn, have you ever fought a giant sea urchin hand-to-hand?"
"Ahem...... I'm not very good at talking......" Edward Mierro reluctantly replied to Hao Song in a miserable manner, and saw a string of blood running down from the sharp puncture in his neck.
"Don't talk yet!I'll help you plug the eyes on your body!" Hao Song hurriedly interrupted the thing's death, took out the first aid kit and began to treat his wounds.
After Edward tore off his shirt, Hao Song realized that he had been pierced in more than these three parts, the whole person was almost like a piece of honeycomb coal, and he had already pulled out the spikes and dealt with the inconsequential parts by himself. However, there are three penetrating injuries that are close to the critical point, and if they are handled indiscriminately, they are likely to be fatal! It is also thanks to Hao Song's special effect of "planning before moving", otherwise it is basically impossible for Edward to find a reliable surgeon for a while.
Unlike the "Rambo" played by Stallone in the movie, who uses gunpowder to burn and treat penetrating wounds, Hao Song uses an ointment that will quickly cool and solidify after absorbing water at room temperature. After pulling out the spike, he quickly squeezed it into the wound, and Edward shivered as the ointment condensed, but the wound stopped bleeding.
After a while, Edward's three critical wounds were finally sterilized and bandaged. Hao Song also disinfected all kinds of small openings on his body by the way, then applied wound medicine, and finally wrapped it in gauze. Then the two wounded men sat side by side under the wall of the hallway, resting lazily.
Hao Song carefully looked at the sharp but flexible spikes that he had just pulled out just now, and probably guessed what was going on. He played with a spike and said casually, "As soon as the wound on your neck is healed, don't speak." I'll tell you my guess, you nod or shake your head...... Don't be in a daze like a duck who has been spoiled by a group of middle-aged women!"
Edward Mierro's face twitched when he heard this, and he had to nod helplessly.
"This thing must be the scale armor on the pig's head gem thief, right?" Edward nodded.
"So you just exploded with all your strength and beat people up, right?" Edward nodded sideways.
"And then the people were beaten so hard that they couldn't escape, so they magnified their moves and shot out the scales and armor all over their bodies and ran naked, right?" Edward's eyes widened and he nodded in shock!
"And then you were seriously wounded, and as for the spirits...... I guess it's not comfortable either, I guess it ran away, right?"
Edward nodded again in shock, and then suddenly thought of something, tried not to use his throat, and forced out a sentence: "It's miserable!" (It's worse than me!)
Hao Song said with humility and contempt: "This bird is virtuous, and he must be strong." In fact, you just have to give it a good beating and get it out of the plant. But you probably wanted to kill it before, didn't you?" he poked Edward in the abdomen, and the pain made the face twitch.
But Edward still had a tough attitude, trying not to use his throat and said, "Dry the pee, which is the essence of the milk, and the essence of the milk is stepping on the pee?" (If you don't get rid of it, where will the genetic material come from?Mary-Sue is still waiting!)
Hao Song was stunned when he heard this, although he understood what he said just now, he felt weird...... Immediately, he didn't think much about it, but said with a sly smile: "Aren't you tired of looking down on her......? It's no wonder, after all, you are the descendants of careerists who grew up together!" Seeing that Edward was glared at by him, with a posture of wanting to bite, Hao Song quickly changed the topic and said: "But now I believe that we are 90% sure that we can kill that ancestral spirit!"
Edward listened to the inexplicable words of cowardice, and immediately squinted his eyes and frowned with an expression of "Why are you kidding me?", and said dissatisfiedly: "The Lun family is running away, the child is urinating, and the must be sexual!" (Everyone has run away, and they still kill it? There is a limit to the!)
Hao Song finally realized the problem, covered his face and complained: "Hey! Your pronunciation is becoming more and more like the 'non-mainstream' in China! Is this really selling cute or stupid? If you can't speak, just take out your mobile phone and type, okay?"
After complaining, he paused, and said with a cheap smile in the usual tone that Edward hated: "As for what I said, we'll wait and see...... Hey, hey, hey. There's no way you can force me to say it based on your current state!Muhaha...... Ahem...... "This thing laughed too arrogantly, and it touched the lungs that were hit by the gravel before.
Then Hao Song seemed calm, but in fact, he introduced his "glorious deeds" to Edward just now, and pointed out to Edward the mountain of gravel that had been flattened in half by the high-explosive man/thunder. At this moment, the few surviving rats don't know where they have fled, and now they can't find any of them! Hao Song and Edward are full of rat corpses and rubble.
At the same time, Hao Song also found a few scattered black scale spikes, which pierced into the concrete floor and walls like sharp arrows, even though this place was dozens of meters away from the battle scene between Edward and the Ancestors! It was really hard to imagine how Edward survived being shot by thousands of arrows at close range!
Thinking of this question, Hao Song asked, and Edward's answer was very concise: "As long as Nima is flattened, he will roar." (Just lie down right away.) )
"It's really in line with the style of this thing!, why do I think of an image of lying flat and letting the grass be plugged in!" Hao Song thought with some pain.
At this time, the two of them felt almost at the same time that the radiation that had been surging like a wave before was slowly weakening, like a low tide, and then it suddenly and almost completely disappeared. "Looks like that black guy did a good job...... He is a black professional who is a good black professional. Hao Song breathed a sigh of relief.
Edward, regardless of his injuries, complained with his life: "The ambiguity of Ni's shrinkage is like a habit, right?" (You're used to the ambiguity of your words, aren't you?), but it's obvious that joy is also emerging.
About 20 minutes later, a figure with a probe probing appeared on a rocky hill that was a little shorter. He saw two figures sitting against the base of the wall, and ran out excitedly, it was William Toilet, who had gone to the control room to turn off the reactor.
"Yo! The top student did a good job, it seems that he didn't encounter any other trouble on the road, right?" Hao Song sat lazily and didn't even raise his hand. The effect of this product has passed, and now the whole body is sore, like drinking a wagon of yogurt.
William Toilet scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Well, no, it went well afterwards." Even before the reactor was shut down, the radiation intensity had weakened a lot, I don't know if it was because there was too much cooling water......" Speaking of professional questions, the guy frowned again, and it seemed that the reasons he gave himself could not fully convince himself.
After thinking for a while to no avail, William Toilet suddenly noticed the miserable injuries of the two strange men in front of him: Hao Song was covered with bruises, and his head was covered with a large ball of gauze, and he couldn't even lift his hands, and Edward's naked body was covered with gauze, and it was covered with blood spots, even on the neck!
Hao Song said calmly: "I was just bitten a few times by the rats." Edward, it's just that the ear piercing failed, and he got the wrong place and size. ”
Edward complained indistinctly: "This is purely wrong, it looks like your brain hole, hey! Why do you want to show the roar of the lewd man's sexual image, I seem to usurp the ear piercing!" (The wrong size is your brain hole, hey!, why do I want to show the image of a tough guy, I just pierce my ears!)
Hao Song retorted with a blank eye: "The scum who can't even handle a pig is not qualified to choose the way a tough guy behaves, right?"
Edward glanced at the black and said: "I am embarrassed to pretend to be a lewd man when I am bitten by the brain and rub the beggar's filthy eggs!" (I am embarrassed to pretend to be a tough guy when I am bitten by a mouse and become a beggar's waste egg!)
William Toilet couldn't understand the Chinese spoken by these two guys when they hacked each other, but it was also a lot more relieved to see that they could still insult each other. Then his bladder, ah, no, was suddenly aimed at a small, moving object.
"Mutant rats, I can do it myself!" he thought as he turned his gaze...... Then the whole person froze, his pupils dilated violently, and his eyeballs almost burst out of his sockets! Two seconds later, his whole body trembled as if he had 20 vibrators. A few words squeezed out of the chattering teeth in his mouth: "Run......!" Run!"
Hao Song and Edward, who were complaining to each other, suddenly heard his distorted voice, and their hearts sank at the same time. The cowards quickly thought that if the rat swarm besieged them again, they would probably be rat poop tomorrow.
He immediately swept his gaze over, only to see ...... A cute kitten the size of a palm, with blue-purple satin fur, is walking with its head held high with its flat tail and elegant cat steps......
"That's it...... Scare away the crusty pigs!" exclaimed William in horror.
"Ahem, sorry, that's my cat......"
["Never underestimate any person or thing, let alone be presumptuous. ― Grexiu S. Hao]