When Edward Miero saw the scribbled and fresh-smelling piece of papyrus, it was like a middle school student who couldn't start when he was doing a math problem, so he turned to the epiphany after looking at the "reference answer" at the end, and Edward suddenly remembered all of Hao Song's analysis! Even the complaints that he couldn't remember.

Time: About 90 minutes ago. Location: On a broken tree stump / Overflowing toilet cubicle. Characters: Edward Mierro who hasn't eaten yet/Hao Song who just had a full meal but wants to vomit.

"You're a bastard, and you're finally willing to contact Lao Tzu, how is Christine, have you eaten lunch, are you okay, have you been abused?"

"She's so good! Have you forgotten your little wife, Angelina? The hostages seem to have been fed a small amount of fried rice at noon, and they don't die of hunger. I don't have much time right now, it's so smelly here, listen to me!"

(Convincing the military is omitted here)

"Now is the time to act! People are always a little sleepy after a full meal, and with the lazy afternoons that come with the distraction, terrorists should be more relaxed after lunch, which is considered the time of day. ”

"Isn't it usually the middle of the night or something like midnight?"

"Senior, you've watched too many movies and TV series, right? Just because everyone on earth knows that night is a high-risk time for sneak attacks, killing, burying pits, setting fires, climbing out of bed, and raping, terrorists will be more vigilant!"

"No one thinks about night raids, rape/rape bearded Middle Easterners, at most, rush in and ask them to eat peanuts. ”

"How can you guess what those in the army think? Maybe people are good at this? Ahem, although it is easy to defend and difficult to attack, there are not many channels of communication with the outside world, and the two most suitable ones: sewers and garbage pipes, which are available in the kitchen, is geographically advantageous. ”

"Sewers, are you going to rush out a piece of straw paper with Xiang for me? Is it a disgusting version of the bloody book?"

"Hey, this time I came up with a good idea! Ahem, don't interrupt! In the end, the chefs of Alohatta are the group of people with the highest degree of freedom among the hostages, and most of them belong to the Zhi Gong Party, and there is the possibility of sincere cooperation. ”

"Since just now, your kid's analytical tone has been weird, full of sourness, no matter how bad the environment is, can't you not sell off and pretend?"

"I'm not imitating the ancient strategists I yearn for, in short, I think the breakthrough of this incident should be set in the kitchen! We have the 'whale roar' and can't leak it, so it is imperative to pass the information in the tower to the US imperialist military in a primitive way!"

"Oh, remember to use an oil-based pen when writing letters on straw paper, after all, you are going to flush down the sewer. ”

"Tsk, although this method can easily avoid the terrorists' search, but the feasibility is too low! There are not 10,000 but thousands of straw paper soaked in the sewers, and they are prone to dirt, shattering, loss and other accidents. So the idea of using the sewer is not valid! Then the only option left is the garbage pipe in the kitchen, although the garbage has not been disposed of until now, but presumably the other party will conduct a search to prevent the hostages from making any contact with the outside world. ”

"Hehe, you can still sweep up the rest of the food and drink by the way! Bang Bang Wow! It's time to eat! Da Da (Crazy Rush)! It's okay, you go on, I'll listen!"

"Senior, you swallowed saliva just now, don't apply what you want to do to others! Your mind is full of eating! Forget it, Master Ben still deduces how to avoid the search by himself, and the single-celled creature just needs to listen. The three garbage pipes correspond to different bins, and the most sloppy thing the terrorists search is probably the non-recyclable garbage bag full of food scraps, overflowing juice, and disgusting to death! Only a beggar who is too hungry to put down his temperance and go through that kind of thing! Hahaha! That's it! Hmm! I get so carried away with my laughter, I stink."

"But you can't and can't underestimate the other party's ability to tolerate disgusting things, and the straw paper used for writing is also easy to get dirty, it's best to let Chuan Bo find a way to hide it, right, I remember the last time I saw the betel nuts on the Aloha tea stall have expired and refuse to throw them away, you can use this as an excuse to discard them today! Most erect bald orangutans believe that 'seeing is believing', and the sealed packaging is almost transparent, and you can see the betel nut and oxygen absorber packets at a glance, which can not only paralyze the examiner, but also prevent the juice from seeping in! It's perfect! ”

"Having deduced such a plan, it seems that you don't need to repeat it carefully to you, a foodie, with your wild dog-like instincts, you can find the message from the tower!"

Edward thought back, and at the same time looked at the papyrus paper in his hand that was emitting a faint smell of biological excrement, and sighed, "Damn, he saw through it again, and he really didn't want to admit that wild dog-like biological instinct."

At this time, Situ Zhen, who had searched for recyclable garbage bins to no avail, also noticed Edward's abnormality, and when he got closer, he was immediately attracted by the straw paper in Edward's hand, and said excitedly: "Brother, you found it so quickly?!"

Edward snorted dissatisfiedly, and said proudly: "How can Uncle Ben's search ability be matched by you? Even if you put a piece of fried chicken in the earthquake-stricken area, I can take it out for you!" Unfortunately, in addition to using the wrong words and revealing his preference for junk food, this product is also stuffed with betel nut, which greatly affects his bragging image.

Situ Zhen didn't care about Edward's boasting, he just looked at the betel nut packaging and exclaimed: "It's actually hidden in the oxygen absorber bag of the betel nut in the kitchen waste!

Edward Miero was even more dissatisfied when he heard this, and waved his hand and said: "Don't overestimate the meager creativity of the uncle-level person! This kind of malicious and circumferential idea can only be thought of by Uncle Ben's brother, Hao Song? Anyway, hurry up and open the other packages to see, the content of this piece of straw paper is not complete." ”

The two quickly opened the other five packets of betel nuts they found, and tore open the oxygen absorber packets inside, three of which were replaced with straw paper, which was all Hao Song's scrawled Chinese.

After putting away the four pieces of straw paper, Edward gestured to "touch and touch" to retreat, and they had been grinding here for less than 10 minutes, which was quite fast. The lack of awareness of the slack terrorists in Aloha Tower is the best proof of this. Of course, this is also because they are only picking up garbage by the west exterior wall this time, and if they want to break into the tower through the main entrance or window, I am afraid it will not be so easy.

The six of them went back to the sewer again, and the four of them, who were in a good mood after completing the task, and Situ Zhen found Edward chewing betel nut, so they stalked each of them for a pack. After trying to eat one, I found that it was astringent and slightly bitter, similar to tobacco, which was very exciting, and the best part was that you could ignore the growing stench in the sewer while chewing betel nut.

"Betel nut is an appetizing and oily nut that can avoid plague and relieve oiliness, and it is only produced in China and Southeast Asia, and even I rarely eat it. These brands of goods are estimated to be one of the few stocks that Chuan Bo has! Now they are all cheap! Haha!" Situ Zhen explained to the others while chewing intoxicatedly.

"It tastes good! the strength of this rough plant fiber is right for us!" said Night King Kong heartily with a thumb up, the whites of his eyes and teeth visible in the dark.

The yellow oak stump chewed slowly, and muttered with a look of nostalgia on his face: "With the addition of weird ingredients, it would be perfect if there was an original betel nut rolled with tobacco and chewed together" It seems that he is so particular, his hometown should be from Southeast Asia.

Chief Flower also chewed with satisfaction and said, "It's exciting to chew! Next time you go to the Red Light District, bring a pack to cheer up!"

Only the urine bottle said coldly: "It is said that if you eat too much, you will rot your teeth and mouth, and it seems that you will get cancer!"

"And what are you chewing in your mouth?" Edward choked him.

"Chew once in a while, it doesn't matter. The bottle replied as he stared coldly at Edward's right eye, and then swept his left eye, which had begun to swell, with some confusion, apparently surprised at how quickly the tyrant Edward recovered.

After returning to the blockade of the US imperialist military, Edward Mierro handed over four pieces of straw paper to the command, along with the bag of betel nut that he had eaten all six in one bite. Then the foodie couldn't wait to apply for an extra meal as a reward, and it seemed that he was hungry for food scraps from the non-recyclable garbage.

"Wait a minute, Edward Little Friend!" Just as Edward was about to go out to "I have a date with Overlord Meal", Mo Yudao stopped him, holding the betel nut bag in his hand and asked eagerly, "Have you eaten this? This thing has expired for more than a month!"

Edward patted his flat stomach with a big grin, and said, "Yes, it helps digestion after eating, so I need to add food! Hahaha! Oh, of course, it's because I don't have enough to eat at noon!"

Mo Yudao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then nodded thoughtfully and said: "Yes, the second highest activation level you have is the digestive system, and the degree of this powerful laxative is equivalent to 'stomach and digestion tablets' for you." I'm too careful, go and eat a little more!" In the end, his tone became as calm as usual, and the classical Chinese came out.

Edward didn't mind, at the moment his mind was full of promises from the happy lieutenant general: "Eat as much as you want, eat as much as you want!

"I always feel as if I've forgotten something," he said, turning the phone calls from various hotels for takeaways, but something vague flashed through his mind. "Cut! Where is there so much mess! Take-out take-out!"

At this time, around the nearest public toilet in the area, everyone retreated nearly 100 meters away. Situ Zhen and the "non-stop" four-person group were squatting in the toilet for five consecutive times, like a firecracker, accompanied by the man's painful and low roar, which kept ringing. From time to time, he cursed as if he had come from hell and hated the enemy: "Edward Mierro, why are you all right bastard!?

And on the ground at the door of the toilet, five packs of expired betel nuts scattered were lying quietly

["As a pit goods, I am only acquired. And Edward Miero, be careful! - Grecius-S. Hao]