Chapter Twenty-Seven: Dog/Washing Mouth
The situation of ordinary men is so pathetic, it can be compared to the heinous, ignoring the problem of Yi Luo's "spoiling the little girl", he is still disgusted with both talent and appearance, and the crooked melons and cracked dates are even more embarrassing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yi Luo didn't know that he was remembered by a beautiful woman, so he walked briskly for a while, and met Jin Wenyu with two guards.
On the night after the secret conversation with Yin Yaofeng, Jin Wenyu and Zhu Peng's dog friends drank too much, and they couldn't remember whether they had leaked the content of the conversation, and they couldn't find out who told Yi Luo, so that "Leopard Fengyu" was easily disintegrated by Yi Luo before they could unite, which made him very annoyed.
Now that Yi Luo knows, then everyone is mortal enemies, Jin Wenyu made a childish grimace at Yi Luo, and pretended to say: "You should hate me very much, right? I'm really sorry, your brother died under my horse's hooves." ”
Yi Luo suppressed his blazing anger and said with a frosty face: "If you are really embarrassed, I suggest that you apologize with death!"
This counterattack was too sharp, Jin Wenyu was so angry that his eyes were about to burst out, he smashed the half-eaten barbecue meat in his hand towards Yi Luo's face, and Yi Luo turned his head away.
Jin Wenyu suddenly thought that he couldn't be angry, and if he was angry, he would lose. He glanced at the ink on Yi Luo's hand, squeezed out a smile and sneered: "You can only write and draw waste, don't be so arrogant, be careful of misfortune!"
This is not to write and paint, this is a weapon that will kill you!" Yi Luo thought to himself, and his mouth continued to fight back forcefully: "No matter how wasteful I am, I deserve to live more than some things that harm mankind!"
The strange thing is that Jin Wenyu did not fight back with Yi Luo's "spoiling the little girl", but changed the direction with his eyes flickering, and the direction of the scolding also shifted: "Hmph, I don't know what is dead or alive! Don't wrap Ye Qinglian like a dog skin plaster, otherwise, the day your father falls below the rank will be your death!"
Yi Luo understands that some wolf ambitions, like Jin Wenyu, are waiting for his father's cultivation to fall below the seventh stage, but his father has been stubbornly hanging on the danger line, making many people look through the autumn water.
"You won't live that day!" Yi Luo sneered, thinking: Gentleman's revenge, ten years is too late, you owe the life of the tower, I will soon get it back for him.
Although Jin Wenyu does not have many bad deeds, this one is enough to kill him.
"You dare to threaten me?" Jin Wenyu said sharply, his forehead was bruised and he waved his fist violently, and said in his heart that this dog mongrel is really difficult to deal with, and he originally wanted to be angry with him, but he was angry with him all the way.
"No, just tell the truth, as the so-called injustice will kill oneself. Yi Luo said calmly, if the other party dares to make a move, Yi Luo doesn't mind giving him a magical lesson first.
"One day, I will make your life worse than death, dead waste!" Jin Wenyu's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said coldly, "I can only play tricks, and I dare to offend Lao Tzu, I don't think I can do anything!"
Yi Luo didn't speak, Jin Wenyu thought he had won the verbal battle, and smiled proudly, and finally laughed.
Idiot, you are so stupid, does your father dare to recognize you?" Yi Luo sneered in his heart, secretly preparing. At the beginning, Jin Wenyu pleaded with Yin Yaofeng for doing evil, and Yi Luo thought he was a fierce rival, but he didn't expect to be much more stupid than Yin Yaofeng.
When Jin Wenyu looked up and smiled, a black unidentified object flew into his mouth.
What made people stunned was that Jin Wenyu actually chewed it, his face changed drastically in an instant, he spit out the things in his mouth, and scolded: "His mother's, who littered the dog/?"
Who's going to throw a dog/poop? It's not a banana peel, eat the inside, throw the outside.
Everyone is walking on the sunny avenue in a dignified manner, but Jin Wenyu is itching to provoke Yi Luo, which is simply "looking for"!
Jin Wenyu was so disgusted that he wanted to cut off his mouth and throw it away, he "bumpered" a few times, and then spit upside down. One of the guards was helpless and waiting, while the other hurried to find water.
"Your mouth stinks, you need to wash it with dog/. After Yi Luo said this, he took advantage of the chaos and quickly slipped away.
Isn't a mouth to be cleaned with dog/dirtier than a dog/?
That's really...... It's more poisonous than, but it sounds very pleasant.
Because it was so funny, some onlookers couldn't help but burst out laughing, but they all slipped away in fear, so let's go back and laugh slowly, which made Jin Wenyu crazy, maybe he would be trampled to death by a horse!
The bewildered guard ran to the nearby garbage heap and carefully surveyed the "crime scene", which was already dirty and smelly, and no one was standing next to it, and this matter could not have been man-made.
The guards quickly finished their reconnaissance and told the result: "The garbage came loose and smashed on a board, and the dog feces on the board bounced over......"
In the crowd, a little girl with a pet dog showed a frightened look on her face, she was very clever, and quickly led the dog away, so as not to be angry.
Another guard ran back with water, Jin Wenyu almost spit out all the bile, rinsed his mouth fiercely, hated those onlookers for seeing him ugly, glared at them one by one, and scared them to run away with a "boom".
Jin Wenyu thought angrily: If it weren't for Yi Luo, I wouldn't be ugly, and besides, he must have wanted me to die, avenge that poor ghost tower, and leave an enemy in the world, it is really difficult to feel at ease......
Under some malicious manipulation, the son of the noble city lord quickly spread all over Wind Dance City when he "ate dog/" on the street, and everyone in the city laughed when he heard it, and this matter became the most disgusting joke in the history of Wind Dance City.
Then it became famous for Yi Luo's sentence, "wash your mouth with dog/" has become a necessary phrase for young people to quarrel.
The above is the biggest shame in Jin Wenyu's life!
Let Jin Wenyu "taste" the/once, provoke his hatred, and Yi Luo's actions will go more smoothly.
I wanted to act with my father, but my father's illness was irregular, and he could fall down at any time, and although his mother was not so serious, he was not optimistic.
Early the next morning, Yi Luo carried a bucket of ink mixed with water and ink, secretly put it outside the house, and then returned to the house, leaning against his parents' bedroom door and whispering: "Mother." ”
Tang Weiqiu opened the door and asked in a low voice, "Luo'er, what's wrong?"
"Father, doesn't matter, right?"
"It's okay, don't worry. Tang Weiqiu smiled and touched her son's head, in her eyes, her son was still a child.
"Mother, I want to go to the neighbor's house for a while. ”
"Go ahead, don't run around. Tang Weiqiu said softly.
Neighbors, isn't it Di Yan, who else can there be! Tang Weiqiu looked at Ai'er with a smile, the young man is shy, although Di Yan is still young, but the feelings are all cultivated since childhood.
Yi Luo responded, went out, picked up the iron bucket, started from the mountain behind his house, walked carefully along the mountain road for a long time, arrived at the valley near the Jin family, arranged everything in the previously selected place, and quietly walked towards the Jin family.