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He is a happy person, because he has a lot of humorous friends around him, and they often tell jokes based on real life in the local area, which is hilarious. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The quality of the joke is not necessarily high, but it is guaranteed to be heard by the back pocket, and the narrator can often tell the real name of the protagonist of the story, and some of them know each other with the back pocket.

Bedbugs and fleas, sparrows and crows dance, carrying their own pockets are mundane, and most of the best friends in life are not noble people (and so to their faces), so many of the jokes are h-colored, even vulgar, and such stories are obviously not suitable for this to be used here to tarnish our common beautiful website. Try to choose a more formal and civilized one. If you're not careful, it's a bit too much, please laugh it off, and I'll delete it in time.

(If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental and not plagiarism)

1. Secret notes

Chongqing's Wujiang River valley is a backward region, and in the early days of liberation, a relatively large number of leading cadres, especially township and town mayors (commune secretaries), were illiterate. However, they have their own unique solutions to difficult problems, and they are not lacking in wisdom and humor.

A certain township chief, illiterate, every time he signs an invoice, except for "agree to reimbursement" and his own name, he can't write anything else, let alone know it, of course, Arabic numerals recognize.

After a long time, the township's financial grain (township government accountant) began to think of crooked methods, imitating the signature of the township head, reaching the level of fake and real, so as to reimburse the fake expenses.

At the end of the year, the accountant reported the situation to the township chief, and when the township chief heard that the expense data did not seem to be right, he said "I suspect that it is false".

The accountant firmly denied it, saying that all the invoices were signed by the township chief and agreed to be reimbursed.

The township chief asked the accountant to bring all the invoices.

The township chief looked at the invoices one by one at a very fast speed, and pointed out that the fake parts were correct.

The accountant was stunned for a moment, immediately admitted his mistake, and finally asked: "What is wrong with my (imitation) handwriting? Leader, you are so wise that you can see it in a flash." ”

"Hehehe, how can I tell you a trick. During the war years, Lao Tzu was all hemp (Chongqing dialect: deceiving) the enemy, and you kid and cucumber have not yet taken their heads, so you dare to come to numb me!"

The accountant admits his mistake and doesn't dare to mess around.

It turned out that when the township chief reviewed and signed, he made a mark on each ** with a pinhead dipped in ink, and the key was to nail a small eye in the center of the ink at the same time.

2. Stand up all

During the same period, a number of cadres from other places also came to the Wujiang River Valley, some of whom were cadres who had been transferred from the army to local areas, called cadres who had gone south, and some of whom had studied in other places, such as students, who were called to come. They have contributed immensely to the stability and development of the region, and are a group of people who will always be respected and remembered (many of whom have passed away).

Due to the differences in local dialects and other reasons, they also left a lot of humorous stories at the same time, and every time they heard from their predecessors, they had a little more respect, and at the same time, of course, they couldn't laugh.

They have a lot of common characteristics, such as purity, these, needless to say, and for example, they speak, generally without manuscript paper, and can also speak the head of the way, and the audience listens to it with relish.

Sometimes, however, it is necessary to read the manuscript written by the secretary sentence by sentence.

Reading according to the script, sometimes it turns out to be a story, or a "glitch".

One day, at the meeting, a cadre, of course, a leading cadre, read out the speech materials according to the script. He may read it from the book, but he is not used to it, and often divides a sentence into several sentences to read, and the audience wants to laugh but does not dare to laugh.

Reading, reading, he suddenly raised his voice: "Comrades, all stand up!"

Sure enough, the comrades who were at the meeting below all stood up at once (the people at that time were so cute).

Then, he turned to the next page of the manuscript and motioned to everyone: "Please sit down, there is another word at the back." ”

It turned out that he was still reading the content of the manuscript, and the whole sentence was "all the comrades have stood up", which he interpreted as follows: Comrades, all stand up.

The crux of the matter was that the words "all comrades stood up" and "done" were written by the secretary on the two pages of manuscript paper respectively.

(There are many such stories, given that the characters and events are real, click to the end)

Finally, I wish my friends a happy holiday!

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