165 If you can't fly, are you embarrassed to be called an Oriental Chef?
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I've been here in Monster Mountain for a while, and in the past few days of staying here, Qin En's group of friendly people outside the Monster Mountain Party have spent almost three meals a day in other Tengu banquets, and the days can be said to be quite pleasant, except for Ji Haitang who has made a little unpleasant trouble, there has been no trouble. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
These tengu of Yokai Mountain were a group of radical young people in the former Conservative Party...... But Qin En didn't feel too xenophobic in them, even the group of 'racists'.
Qin En thinks it's normal about this, these people he knows and can know are all small leaders of the faction, and the real pure ones are only those at the lowest level, like these leaders are no longer simple, race and identity may indeed make their attitudes change slightly, but also because Qin En's position is biased towards them...... In addition, because Qin En himself is a human and not a ghost race, the tengu and kappa ...... The leaders of these monster mountains are also very enthusiastic about themselves, and they spend all day and night singing in the banquet, which is very appropriate to describe with these words. So much so that Qin En felt as if he had gained three or four kilograms of weight in just four or five days, which made Qin En nervously check himself, but fortunately, there was no beer belly.
Because of the weight lost when I infiltrated the Red Devils before, I'm afraid it will take a while to replenish it. However, Qin En doesn't think it's a good thing to get fat, anyway, his body is not empty at all now, and there is no need to eat too strong, he has been eating, drinking, and having fun in the monster mountain for too long in the past few days, and it's time to leave, right? Thinking of this, Qin En took the initiative to go to Lingjiu Irin, planning to say goodbye to Rin, came to the place where Lingjiu Irin was now, took out his pass, and waited for Tengu to go in and report.
"Jinluo, you're going too far!" You can hear this roar from afar, and just listening to Qin En makes Rin feel very embarrassed: her voice actually started to become so sharp because of anger, what the hell is going on?
Before he had time to think about it, Qin En saw several tengu leave with something in a box, and a little red and bloody water droplets flowed on the ground, leaving far away, and at this time, the herald Tengu opened the door to let Qin En in, and said kindly: "Now the big tengu-sama is very angry, please pay attention to it." ”
"Oh, I'll take notice. ”
Not long after Qin En entered, he heard the voice of the spirit dove Irin, and the kind of "bang!" that slammed the table, which startled Qin En, and it seemed that he was really angry.
And after Qin En entered, he saw the little chest of the spirit dove Irin trembling constantly...... Breathing at a very high frequency, it seems that this is really angry...... And a fluttering thing fell, and Qin En found that a piece of paper had fallen under his feet. Qin En read the contents of the paper when he took it, and found that it was a letter written in a vigorous and powerful font, Qin En frowned and read the letter, this letter ...... The tone is very tough, and the tough tone is not like the tone of diplomacy, but more like the tone of persecution.
The simple translation is probably "You'd better listen to Lao Tzu, if you don't listen to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will teach you a lesson!" is probably such a tone, anyway, there is no good word, at least Qin En feels that there is no room for these words.
"These ghost clans are really brainless......" Qin En's impression of the ghost clan has always been good, in his judgment, who can be more frizzy than these guys of the ghost clan, it is estimated that only Lao Maozi is the old man.
"These ghosts have obviously been banished to the border by the monster sage, and they are always so ashamed...... Does it think it's still the master of the fate of our Tengu clan?
"Hey, there's no need to be so angry, anyway, they're already abandoned by the times, so why be angry with yourself. ”
Although Qin En's comfort was simple, it also had some effects, and Linggu Irin was in a slightly better mood.
Then Rin asked about Qin En's arrival, and asked with some confusion, "Sir, do you have anything to do here?"
"Ah, that's right, I'm going to leave, I've been here for too long, I'm ready to go back to the human world. ”
"Is your project still under construction, and there is nothing else to do, so why don't you stay here a little longer?"
Spirit Dove Irin frowned when he heard the news, from a personal point of view, Rin still hoped that Qin En could stay in Youkai Mountain for a while longer,
"I'm very touched by your hospitality, but it's not good to be here all the time, and I'm going to gain weight if I stay here for a while. ”
Linggu Yirin was also completely relieved when he heard this, and instead replied to Qin En with a smile: "This is a good thing, sir, your body is not very strong, and it is also a good thing to gain weight." ”
"It's goodbye, I'm still very happy with my body now. ”
"Sir, have you made up your mind?"
Qin En nodded, admitting the thoughts in his heart now, and in fact, all this is not because Qin En is really worried about getting fat or something, this is just an unreliable excuse, Qin En keenly found that the situation is not quite right, the letter sent by the ghost clan here made Qin En smell a little gunpowder, and in the future, the monster mountain will definitely have some conflicts with the ghost clan, although he hugged the thigh of the monster mountain, but Qin En also understood that he could not mix in the matter of the ghost clan and the monster mountain.
Civil strife can also think of some ways to fish in troubled waters, and the conflict with the ghost clan is a battle between two forces, that kind of battle is definitely not something that Qin En can mix into, conspiracy or something is not of much use in frontal battlefields and diplomatic occasions, Qin En, who is very clear about this bit of ability, plans to simply take this opportunity to say goodbye and leave here, he does not plan to get involved in this matter: if the monster mountain is destroyed and the ghost clan is self-heating, everyone will be happy, but if the monster mountain is destroyed, then there is no point in holding this thigh.
"Well, since you've made up your mind, Sir, then Rin won't embarrass you, just ......"
"Just what?"
"How about staying a little longer, sir, it's not getting early today, why don't you just go and stay at my house for the night?"
Linggu Yirin's invitation made Qin En stunned.
It is worth mentioning that Qin En has been living in the hotel where the guests are entertained in the Monster Mountain for a while, and he lives alone every day - no way, the Monster Mountain is very closed and there are no guests, plus the first generation and Hu Tao and others can't stand it and go home first after eating a few meals, and Qin En has just started to be entertained at that time, and he is always immersed in the wine banquets and beautiful dancers of the nobles of the Monster Mountain, so he lives alone at night.
It's just that sometimes some enthusiastic tengu will invite Qin En to stay there for one night, and most of the time Qin En is alone in the hotel, and this is the first time that Linggu Irin has invited this kind of formal invitation!
Moreover, this sentence itself made Qin En a little nervous, staying at the house of the spirit dove Irin for one night? This tone really makes people think about it, and it always feels as if they are about to be pushed down...... Qin En looked at the time outside...... It seems that this is indeed the case, the weather is not early now, and it naturally took a lot of time to wander around the monster mountain boringly before - after all, Qin En has no ability to fly, and walking on the monster mountain with his feet is basically no different from climbing the mountain normally, and it naturally takes a lot of time.
"It's hard to be gracious...... Then it's okay to delay it for another night, then I'll stay at your house for the night today, and I'll leave tomorrow morning?"
"No problem. After hearing Qin En's promise, the spirit dove Irin stood up directly, took Qin En's hand and said, "Rin will treat Mr. well tonight." ”
Qin En smiled and didn't speak, and then he left here with Lingjiu Irin - leaving the place where Lingjiu Irin worked in Youkai Mountain during the day, and after going out, Rin took Qin En and began to move in the direction of her house...... Fly!
Qin En was stunned to look at the shadow of the spirit dove Irin flying, standing on the ground for a long time and not speaking, and Rin hesitated when she found that Qin En did not follow, she turned her head to see Qin En standing in place and did not move, at this time Rin remembered what she had forgotten to ask, she asked with a strange expression: "Aren't you flying, sir?"
"Of course I can't fly, I'm human...... How can you fly!"
"Can't fly, sir, do you know how to write light footwork?"
“...... No!" Qin En began to sweat when he answered, although he said that he could climb naturally in the woods, but it was definitely not the light kung fu footwork in the mouth of the spirit dove Irin, at best, Qin En could only be regarded as agile, and the light kung fu footwork described by Rin actually had nothing to do with martial arts, it refers to jumping or climbing in a wide range like the Hulk, jumping with strength instead of staying in the air for a long time...... It's a fast-moving method that's a little worse than flying.
But these Qin En can't do it! Qin En is only slightly more powerful than ordinary people in punching and boxing, and he is proficient in some physical techniques that are only effective against ordinary humans and weak monsters, as for flying, big jumps and anything, he can't do anything!
"Sir, you're really a little ............" Although the spirit dove Irin originally knew that Qin En was very watery, but at this time, Qin En's performance once again refreshed the lower limit of Rin's perception of her strength, and almost blurted out some unpleasant words.
Fortunately, Rin reacted quickly, and she said with a wry smile, "Sir, you are really not keen on exercising and cultivating." ”
Qin En sneered and couldn't answer, in this regard, Qin En is really incompetent!And Lingjiu Yirin looked at Qin En's pants and shoes, and found that there was a lot of dust on them, and judging the fatigue of his muscles from the tight jeans and Qin En's standing posture, he couldn't help but have some conjectures: "Could it be that sir, have you always been like a ...... in the monster mountain during this time?" Do you walk around like a normal human climbs a mountain?"
"That's right. Qin En first said this as a matter of course, and then scratched his face a little embarrassedly: "Sometimes I am late for banquet invitations." ”
“............”
Qin En attended banquets every day in the Monster Mountain, and the secret of not gaining too much weight was that every time he had a banquet, he must be exhausted because of the mountain road and distance, and when he went out, he also walked the mountain road to digest it...... It's not right to be able to gain weight in this way! Basically, the heat energy in the body is directly volatilized after a short time.
"Can't you, sir, find a tengu to take you?"
"Lead the way?" Qin En was stunned.
"I'm flying with you!"
"Damn, can this still be the case? but...... Look at you monster Yamanuchi girl is too much of a pseudo-girl, can the little arms and legs lead me-"
"Sir, we're monsters, and although we look human now, our strength is much stronger than that of humans anyway, so there's basically no problem in this regard. Rin sighed helplessly after finishing speaking, and said with some confusion: "Sometimes, sir, you don't know how to work around......"
"No, it's not my fault at all, you monster mountain don't have any means of transportation to climb the mountain, not even a cable car!"
Qin En heard this and hurriedly retorted, but at this time, the spirit dove Irin suddenly stretched out his hand, Qin En asked puzzledly, "What are you doing?" and Rin replied, "I'll fly back with my husband." ”
"No, no, no!" Qin En shook his head at this time, and then looked around, the smile on his face was a little weak: "What, Rin, this is not needed, right?
"Rin is fine, but sir, you ......" Spirit Dove Irin looked at Qin En's legs, she could clearly see his standing posture change back and forth, which was obviously due to a little lack of physical strength and stamina.
Qin En's leg muscles were more than looking. The dick of the AVI movie is even harder, and it is extremely uncomfortable, but despite this, he still said cheekily: "It's okay, it's good to take a few walks, your body is good, your health is good, and the food is delicious!"
Lingjiu Irin was speechless, she knew what this man's scruples were: it's very simple, shameful! As a human being, he is the kind of guy who judges people by his appearance, although he knows that Lingjiu Irin and these monsters are stronger than him in all aspects, and others don't think that Qin En's size has any advantages-but he still can't stand this, looking at people on the surface, he feels that it is really ugly to be caught by a girl like Rin, so he finds a reason to prevaricate and refuse.
Humans...... What should I say? Die to save face and suffer sin?
For the sake of this face, it's too stubborn, obviously the body is obviously tired, and he is as strong as a second-year teenager.
"It's a long way, sir......"
"Big husband da, problem nai!"
"Alright then, sir, if you insist on doing so, then Rin should go for a walk with you. ”
"Okay, good ......" Although Qin En was satisfied that his dignity was maintained, he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable when he just took a step and moved his legs: it was nothing to say that he was going to be as energetic as before, but Qin En and Rin just now left a short break when they were standing here talking and chatting in the room, but this break was not enough to relieve fatigue, so when he walked, he felt a little uncomfortable.
"Are you okay, sir?"
"Don't worry...... Fitall!"
In short, the road can only be walked like this, in order to maintain the dignity of human manhood, Qin En gritted his teeth, endured the pain caused by running a long mountain road before, and resolutely followed the spirit dove Irin back to her house on foot.
Journey...... It's really far away...... It's the same as Irin the dove said, far away...... Although this is a distance that can be reached in a short time, it is not so easy to walk on the mountain road.
"This is really far enough......" When it arrived, Qin En was a little panting, and there was a little sweat on his body...... In addition, the weather in Gensokyo has not been very good recently, and it is a little humid, which naturally gives the body a very strong sense of disobedience and discomfort.
Rin really didn't joke at all, this was really far enough, especially when he occasionally saw some people flying over his head along the way, which made Qin En feel more and more that he was a ****, but because of what he said before and the face of a man, he ...... Come on, bear with it!
Qin En was also rejoicing...... Although the monsters of Yokai Mountain are rarely used to walk, the road is still basically carved out, and if it is a primitive mountain road, it is really a bit difficult.
"When I get there, this is my home. "Unlike Qin En, the spirit dove Irin has no sweat at all, and he doesn't look embarrassed, and his breathing is very average, which is really worthy of being a monster.
And Qin En looked at the house...... It's a big mountain house, but you can see that it's surrounded by a creek and it has a flavor centered around the villa...... Other than that, there is nothing special about it.
There are no servants...... It's unexpectedly simple, but such a big mansion doesn't feel very dirty after entering, and it seems that it is also because it is often cleaned up, right? Under Rin's leadership, Qin En also changed into slippers and entered the room.
"Speaking of which, it's really incredible......" Only then, Qin En's gaze focused on the feet of the spirit dove Irin who was still standing at the entrance of the door.
Although Qin En is very controlling over the body of a beautiful woman, but in this current state, Qin En doesn't have the heart to appreciate the beautiful legs and feet, but looks at her feet - what the spirit dove Irin is wearing is too conspicuous!
And Rin didn't know what Qin En was looking at, so he asked a little strangely, "What's the matter, sir?"
"Oh, what the hell, Rin...... Don't you feel uncomfortable walking on that mountain road with your clogs?"
Qin En couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and pointed to the clogs that were at least 30cm tall and asked, although Qin En had seen other tengu also wear clogs that seemed to represent what kind of culture, but neither Shotimaru Wen nor Ji Haitang was so excessive as Lingjiu Irin!
Because of this clog, the height of the spirit dove Irin has reached about 180, and Qin En is only 1.856 meters!
"No, it doesn't feel that way. Rin replied naturally.
"I have higher clogs...... "As he spoke, he took off the clogs, put on his normal slippers, and brought Qin En to the living room, allowing him to sit on the comfortable sofa.
As the host, Rin also enthusiastically brewed a cup of tea with the right temperature for Qin En, and the light fragrance of the tea made Qin En's spirits lift, and then asked, "Is there anything higher?"
"One meter high. ”
"I ...... Damn!"
One meter high...... It's really hard to understand how you can wear that kind of thing and walk on the ground, and only the circus performers would do so much!
Could it be that Tengu used to perform circuses for the oni clan?
Qin En couldn't help but make up for the relationship between the tengu and the oni clan in the past, and he felt that he had discovered the truth, otherwise how could the tengu be wearing those shoes.