Chapter 342: Weird
I thought that this guy was sleeping soundly, but I didn't expect that his heart and eyes were always open, he was indeed a very powerful guy as Ye Zhan said, and Ye Zhan pushed Ye Yuxin with his elbow and motioned her to say hello. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ye Yuxin was originally concerned about this guy's seven points of displeasure and three points, and he stepped forward, but his arrogant temperament couldn't be changed, he didn't dare to look at Jiang Li's eyes from beginning to end, and he stretched out his hand to save face and said in a trembling voice: "I'm just ...... Just listen to my brother, count ...... You're in luck. ”
"Oh. Jiang Li took her hand lightly, but let her arm twitch and withdraw her hand. With a blushing face, he turned his back to his chest and breathed wildly.
The four of them can be regarded as acquaintances, Ye Zhan saw that although Jiang Li didn't like to talk and never laughed in front of them, he was not as temperamental as other monsters, which could be regarded as laying a good foundation, and he was not afraid that Jiang Li, a thorn, would find trouble for himself in the future, and maybe there would be a day to help him in the future.
So in the next time, Ye Zhan and the three of them took him to find a place where no one was there to chat, and he played a combination of punches on the side, and interrogated Jiang Li endlessly, as if he wanted to dig out his ancestors from the grave, especially Ye Zhan's words can make people angry to death, and every time he catches a point of view, he will annoy people and talk about it without paying for his life.
I heard that his highest record is to say tongue twisters for half an hour in a row without knotting his tongue, which can be called a leader in the nagging world......
"I can't agree with the definition of handsome, how can the word handsome be pretended, it should be naturally handsome from the inside out, so I have been here for so many years, seeking a handsome but not getting, this is the temperament that can only be had after the character is carefully crafted, so I have always been very demanding of myself, I feel ......"
This person can also be shameless, such a question can pull out so many ways, especially the mouth doesn't seem to be able to stop for a moment, and it is a fast shot, Ye Yuxin and Yu Chihuang yawned again and again when they heard it, this one-eyed dragon is not good, nagging, annoying.
Jiang Li listened to him talk about N more theories to push down a joke about himself, and he didn't want to talk to him anymore when he was lying on the stone steps, "Are you from the same family as that woodpecker?"
"Why do you ask?"
"You're so long-winded...... Jiang Li yawned when he heard it, Ye Zhan looked back at Ye Yuxin and Wei Chihuang who were sitting on the stone steps a few steps, scratched his head and said, "I think it's okay." ”
And this guy Yu Chihuang, in addition to the fact that his pants are easy to fall off, also has a fatal weakness, that is, ......
"Poof......" A muffled sound suddenly came from behind him, which frightened Ye Yuxin from his side and scolded in shock: "Are you !!!eating sweet potatoes again?"
"That's it...... It's only half a minimum. Wei Chihuang said embarrassedly.
Jiang Li and Ye Zhan pinched their noses a few meters away from him, "I told you, don't always eat things that will bubble up in your stomach, you are reluctant to move your muscles and bones, and you always have a fart for moving your stomach and intestines." ”
Remembering that Yu Chihuang's housekeeping skills are darts hidden weapons, Jiang Li pinched his nose and said in a weird manner: "He is an old fart and drops his pants, which affects the accuracy of darts very much." ”
"Alas......" Ye Zhan is also mad, this dart is a delicate job, and his fart often kills him, a fart often makes the dart a few inches off, plus the pants are too loose, so he often takes off his pants and farts, and people give nicknames, which is an extra dart.
"This guy doesn't listen, it's useless......"
And Ye Yuxin, a female tree spirit, is too easy to understand, listen to her words in reverse, everything is OK, her mouth is often humming others, and she holds it on her mouth, but later it is super easy to regret it, and she is not brittle.
On the contrary, Jiang Li gave the three of them the feeling, very refined, whether it was speaking or doing things, sometimes bursting out a sentence or two of poisonous tongues that made people laugh, sometimes in a daze, I don't know what I was thinking, it looked like a simple little monster, and I don't know where so many ghost thoughts came from.
Jiang Li was lying on the stone steps, feeling a little better, it is estimated that the guy with a nervous problem like the Wheel King will say what to fight and fight every day, which makes people panic, and everyone who wants to fight and doesn't want to fight gathers together, and there is no guy who can speak, and the three of them get together, which makes him a little more relaxed.
However, his heart that had just been relieved was brought up to his throat again because of a sentence, Ye Yuxin suddenly recalled the scene of the battle between himself and Jiang Li that day, and asked, "Anyway, ...... Why didn't you kill me at the time. ”
Speaking of which, it was also because he didn't swing that knife that he would know the three of them who were different monsters, Jiang Li said: "I ......"
Ye Yuxin was a little looking forward to his answer, and his heart was pounding, but Jiang Li didn't want to easily expose the existence of Bai Mengya to the monster he had just met, and if he said it directly, because your eyes are very similar to my girlfriend, will you be considered a frivolous person, Jiang Li thought about it and said:
"I just...... It's just a distraction. ”
"Distracted?"
Jiang Li recalled the scene at that time, and suddenly remembered that there seemed to be some special picture echoing in his mind, at that time, the two were floating opposite each other, Ye Yuxin's eyes made Jiang Li fall into confusion, and at the same time, his afterglow also skimmed a small strange place on Ye Yuxin's shoulder, in order to hide from the sky and the sea, Jiang Li blurted out, "Yes...... Because you didn't have a tattoo an inch or two below your shoulder blades? I was stunned, so I ......."
How do you know that the three of them turned pale after hearing this, Ye Yuxin pressed the position of the tattoo like electricity, and then looked at Jiang Li lying on the stone steps in a panic...... Did he see the tattoo......
Ye Zhan's eyes immediately threw away the approachability just now, and the only remaining eye showed a fierce light, staring at Jiang Li, who was recuperating with his eyes closed, and Yu Chihuang would also change his honest appearance and write the killing intent on his face.
The three of them looked at each other with a grim expression, and then brushed the ground together, and stood up quietly, Jiang Li was still closing his eyes and muttering to himself, "It seems that there is a Qin character on it, I don't understand what it means." ”
Jiang Liben was listening quietly with his eyes closed, but he didn't hear the three of them say another word, on the contrary, he faintly heard the sound of heavy and trembling breathing, and then the surroundings suddenly quieted down, and a feeling of paralysis rushed straight to his brain from the soles of his feet.
Jiang Li felt bad, and opened his eyes suddenly, but saw that Ye Zhan, who could still talk and laugh, was wearing white tiger boots, holding a cyan war spear engraved with dragon patterns, and the sharp edge of the spear bloomed with a terrifying strange light, he stood beside Jiang Li, grabbed the green dragon spear with both hands, and faced Jiang Li's throat, and then moved with killing intent, and suddenly stabbed downward.