Chapter 54: Life is Happy to Be a Father, But I'm Tired (Ask for Recommendation)
The child's heart was overjoyed, he raised his trembling little feet, threw himself into the arms of his father, who had just known him for less than a day, and was instantly surrounded by the warmth and peace of mind that greeted him, and kept holding on to his clothes, for fear that he would go again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Jiang Li felt the little head rubbing against him, and once again felt that his father's love was overflowing, and he was reluctant to leave him behind.
Jiang Li is a little uncomfortable with his father's identity, he lives alone, the whole family is not hungry, no one cares, no one needs to care, but this day is ...... He even omitted falling in love, getting married, and his wife being pregnant for ten months, and directly picked up a son, which is really hard to believe.
Back in the apartment, the first thing Jiang Li did was to bathe him, thinking that his hands were also stained just now, or wash them with him.
"Wash ...... Bathe...... Bathe. Jiang Li took a bath with him, let him sit on a small stool and apply the foam from the shower gel from top to bottom, as if it was the first time he saw the shower gel, he clapped his hands curiously and smiled happily.
It's the first time that Jiang Li hasn't wandered or anything like that, it seems that taking care of the child is more useful than what he used to concentrate on with an egg.
Jiang Li's bathroom is very simple, but he is also a particular person about bathing, the only time he spent a lot of money before was to buy a large wooden barrel to take a bath, he jumped in it with the child and immersed it in it, and the comfortable expressions of the two of them seemed to be carved out of a mold.
Looking at his "son" who was happily splashing in the water, he suddenly remembered something.
"I don't know what your name is, otherwise I'll make do with it first" Thinking of the name of this kind ......of thing happened in addition to writing a novel, he couldn't help but be shy, this is to name his own child, sloppy.
What name can this white and pure chubby child come up with? His own surname is Jiang Mingli, and he doesn't know what his name is, so he casually grinned: "It's called Jiang Yuanzhang, no, Jiang Ziya, it's not right, it seems to be a little domineering......
Jiang Li lifted this sleek little guy out of the water and said, "How about calling Jiang domineering......
The little cute child didn't seem to like it, twisting his little body and pouting, Jiang Li didn't have a problem with this, thinking that when his parents said the name, they just decided it casually, and they just saw a pear and set it, but it was literally changed, so Meng Bufan and they called him pear, and now it's his turn, think about it or be cautious.
The child's big eyes looked at him happily, Jiang Li thought about it carefully, and finally smiled warmly: "Although I don't know whose child you are, I don't dare to keep you like this without authorization, but today you call me dad I'll be a little willful...... I heard that my father used to want to name me Jiang Shuai in addition to Jiang Li's name, saying that it was simple and direct, but when I came to you, I would just call you Xiaoshuai, this is the name of the two of us, how about it?"
Xiao Shuai put his finger into his mouth again and smiled, as if he liked the name very much, Jiang Li hugged him and thought: "If Dad knows that I have picked up a ready-made son, he may have to scold me for being unproductive, and skip all the coolest steps in my life......"
After the bath, this ready-made son ran out without clothes and fluttered around, and his face never stopped laughing, he seemed to be curious about everything, but he was very well-behaved, and he was completely free from the unbridled madness of that age. Jiang Li didn't even need to say anything, he knew what he was going to do, so most of the time the two of them knew it by heart, and they didn't even need to make a sound.
Jiang Li wiped Xiao Shuai's little fat legs clean, and saw that the soles of his feet were white and clean, obviously there seemed to be a wound just now, why was it missing now? Could it be that he was wrong?
Because of this child's well-behaved and sensible, Jiang Li feels that it is not as difficult as the legend says, he doesn't cry or make trouble and doesn't shout, he squats and pees by himself when he goes to the toilet, he is not big and slightly small, and he doesn't run around.
Jiang Li warmed up the food he had just brought back, holding a small bowl in his hand and feeding him carefully with a spoon, Xiao Shuai just sat there and ate cutely, looking at Jiang Li and smiling sweetly.
However, if he knows some parenting knowledge, he will know that this child is completely different from human children, and ...... It's a big difference......
But now for Jiang Li, as long as he takes care of him now, the night is dark, and it is already early in the morning, and the bright moon outside the window is clean and light like frost into Jiang Li's room, changing this layer of white tulle to his body, his face, and a cute little guy around his neck leaning his fat face on his cheek and breathing evenly, and he has been reluctant to let go.
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The next day
Early this morning, Jiang Li was facing a serious problem, he was going to school, but Xiao Shuai couldn't stay at home like this, he had already informed Bai Mengya to help find his parents if he had time, but Xiao Shuai kept grabbing his clothes, and even the whole person was stuck on his belly like a gecko and almost cried.
"Otherwise, let the landlady take you......"
"Wow!!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Shuai cried loudly, that is, at this time, he could realize how difficult it is to be a parent, and he didn't know how to solve such an impasse.
The first class at 8 a.m
The preparatory bell had already ringed, and the Chinese teacher came in with the teaching materials and started the class, but when he glanced at it, he found that Jiang Li was not in his position, so he asked:
"Can anyone tell me where Jiang left?"
Everyone looked at the vacant seat and looked at each other, and Meng Bufan said to the respected teacher: "I don't know, did you fall into the ditch halfway?"
Everyone laughed, but the two of them were more worried, although Jiang Li had a nervous breakdown, he was very time-conscious, and he was rarely late, so don't make any kidnapping incidents to make people worry.
But before the laughter stopped, everyone saw him from the window of the classroom Jiang Li appeared slowly, or that dead look, so that the two of them immediately settled down, but he didn't miss a hair, on the contrary, ...... There's one more thing on his back.
When he was at the door of the classroom, everyone was attracted by a white baby bear doll on his back, I don't know if I thought it was a schoolbag or something, the baby bear grabbed his shoulders and hung behind him like this, as if it was alive.
He is a big man but carrying a baby bear, what is the difference between this visual impact and wearing a skirt and stuffing it in socks, after he shouted the report, everyone calmed down and looked at him, and the Chinese teacher held his eyes and asked: "Jiang Li, what are you doing here?" ”
Meng Bufan said to Ge Bad: "What kind of reputation is the pear doing, was it glued by the blind bear?"
"Come on, the blind bear is even more blind when he sees the pear, see what he says......"
Jiang Li thought about the words in his heart, and then hugged his chest and said: "I have a pillow, I need something to pillow, I thought about it, so I bought this thing to make do." ”
This reason sounded a bit far-fetched, and at this time, a female student close to Jiang Li shouted, "Ahhhhhhh
Everyone was in an uproar, but Jiang Li said without changing his face: "I stuffed the massager inside, which means that art comes from life and is higher than life." ”
The Chinese teacher didn't understand what kind of demon he did, and he didn't want to delay the class time, so he hastily ended the game and let Jiang Li go in, and when he carried the baby bear to the seat, I saw that he immediately took it off and carefully put it down on his lap, and then continued to listen to the class as if he didn't have anything to do.
Meng Bufan took advantage of the teacher's inattention and asked Jiang Li in a low voice: "Pear, what the hell are you doing? This is to break off the identity of a man?
Jiang Li said blankly: "I love baby bears." ”
Ge Bad almost vomited blood and said, "Can you see how many women you have now? ”
Who knew that at this time, Jiang Li felt the doll tremble slightly, and then his thighs suddenly felt the heat flowing, this peaceful otaku knew that he was facing a severe test again, the wetness and warmth on his thighs made him worse than death, and he kept reading in his heart: "If the heart is clear, the sky will not fall, if the heart is clear, the sky will not be shocked......"
It's only the first class, and you can't show your stuffing! But the paper can't hold the fire, and the blind bear can't hold the cute child, only to hear a voice inside suddenly say: "Dad......
Jiang Li was startled, watching everyone turn their heads to look at him, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat, but the situation was critical, so he simply let it go, he was very gentle and coquettish, holding the baby bear and singing emotionally: "Dad, Dad, where are we going......"
Tingling! The hearts of my classmates were inexplicably tingling! This action made the teacher's whole body freeze, and the chalk in his hand fell silently from his hand, "Damn, did I have water in my ears just now, or did I have a problem with my eyes......?"
Meng Bufan and Ge Bad dodged a little in disbelief, and watched in amazement at this close friend who was usually in a daze with a poisonous tongue and a trivial matter such as hurting people with secret arrows...... Such ...... "lively and cute". almost let their three views follow their father to the thatched house to relieve their mood.
"Pear...... You ......" They clutched their chests in disgust, frowned, and pointed at him unacceptably as if they had discovered that their husbands were women.
The whole class hugged themselves in disgust~ for a while, chilling all over, God bless him to attain the Tao as soon as possible, he should be hopeless.
From childhood to Da Jiang Li, he didn't sacrifice his face for anyone like today, and today can be regarded as catching up, and he has dyed himself with a full shadow in his heart.
After finally holding out until the end of class, Jiang Li ignored the eyes of others, immediately ran to the toilet, locked himself in the cubicle, and quickly took off the head cover of the baby bear, revealing Xiaoshuai's cute little face.
He was sweating profusely inside, Jiang Li hurriedly asked him to come out to breathe, remembering the thrill just now, he really almost lost ten years......
Let Xiao Shuai put the size on the big and small, and I don't know how to continue to hide it after a while, but he barely passed the test with all his nerves tight, and it is difficult to say that he can be so lucky after a while.
"Dad hug ......" Xiaoshuai was still so clingy to him, and he always wanted to stay in his arms, Jiang Li didn't have the mood to complain when he saw his face, "You, you know how to give your father a problem." ”
"The next class of math is the old woman's class, she is notoriously fierce, I'm afraid it's not that good......" Just when he was troubled, he suddenly saw a cockroach crawling under his feet, so he thought about it......
Second math lesson
The math teacher is a middle-aged woman with a somewhat obese body, who is resolute and can't rub sand in her eyes, and has been looking in the direction of Jiang Li since the beginning of class, and everyone knows that she is about to move.
Jiang Li made her demeanor a little more natural, and her eyes never left the math teacher's hand, because everyone knew that once she was going to do something, she would subconsciously pinch off the chalk in her hand, which was the signal.
She had just finished writing the board book, and the back was suddenly very unhappy as if she had had enough, the chalk in her hand snapped and broke, and when she turned around to say something to Jiang Li, Jiang Li preemptively said, "Teacher, you had cockroaches on your back just now!!"
"What ?!!" math teacher is most afraid of two things in her life, one is cockroaches, and the other is that she is seen wearing a wig, of course, everyone has known these for a long time.
She was so frightened that she stomped her feet and jumped around, and then Jiang Li immediately put down Xiao Shuai and stepped forward to see righteousness, took off the shoes on her feet and pretended to pat the ground as she walked, and then put a cockroach he had killed in advance by surprise there, and finally arrested the culprit and showed it to the public: "Everyone, the enemy is dead." ”
The best way to make the enemy relax his guard is to be kind to her, and after thunderous applause, Jiang Li successfully won the favor of the math teacher, so the lesson ended quietly.
Meng Bufan squinted his eyes and said, "There is a problem." ”
Ge Bad: "There must be a problem. ”