Chapter III Land Reporting
Bajie was even more shocked when he heard this, and said in a cold sweat: "No, where in this world does a spider come from that big, it can weave such a big spider web, and besides, this spider web can't be colorful, it's too exaggerated." ”
Hearing this, the monkey shook his head and shrugged his shoulders, and said with great contempt: "How long have you been practicing this pig's head, how much of the world you have seen, how dare you be so arbitrary, the Three Realms are much bigger than you imagined, and many things are strange, how can you understand it with your meager experience? It is not surprising that there is such a big spider, it must have been cultivated, as for this spider web is colorful, I think it is some kind of spell it has practiced." ”
Seeing the two of them arguing there, Tang Sanzang was very impatient, and waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you two don't argue, isn't it a cobweb, burn it a little, won't you know the clues?"
When the monkey heard this, he nodded, opened his mouth and spit out a raging red flame, which spread to the big red net, but the big net only shook slightly, and it did not burn, which made the monkey unable to help but be surprised.
Not wanting to lose face in front of this little broken net, the monkey gritted his teeth with hatred, and immediately took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick, pulled off the plug of the burning stick, stretched the stick and stabbed it at the big net. The burning stick really did not disappoint the monkey, and suddenly the raging samadhi fire erupted from the stars, engulfing the huge red net and the carcass of the stag in the middle of the net, and the smoke was billowing out, and the red clouds turned into ashes one after another, and fell to the ground.
Tang Sanzang carefully sniffed the smell of the burning red web, nodded and said, "Well, this is really the smell of burning spider silk, stinky, like the smell of burnt protein, there are so many cobwebs, it seems that we are in Pansi Ridge, right?"
Seeing Sanzang looking at him, Sun Wukong understood and agreed: "Okay, then let my old grandson create a mountain god land to see if this realm is called Pansiling?"
As he spoke, the monkey swung his stick and struck the ground violently, but only three or four times, and a puff of white smoke poured out from under the ground, and where the white smoke dispersed, a man with an unkempt face, ragged clothes, a straw hat, and a bamboo knife in his hand turned out, and respectfully bowed his hand to the crowd.
The monkey waved his stick, pointed his hand, and said in a loud voice: "Well, you are still a mountain god in this land, how can you look so shabby, and you are not afraid of falling into the face of your wonderful heavenly court?"
As soon as the words came out, the man couldn't help but feel sad, and knelt on the ground with a puff, and said with tears like a welling of tears: " Great Sage, you don't know, this is the boundary of three hundred miles of Pansi Ridge, just because there is a Pansi Cave under the ridge, there is a group of seven spider spirits living in the hole, specializing in taking people with nets here, killing people and killing people, so no one dares to walk within a radius of 100 miles, even in this mountain range, it is also the birds are hidden, and the beasts are difficult to find, my old man was originally the land on this Pansi Ridge, only because of the lack of blood and food offerings, all the mountain gods under his command have turned to other places to make a living. In order to abide by the commandments of the heavenly court, my old man did not dare to leave his post without permission, so he worked hard here, usually holding a bamboo knife to cut down some branches, firewood and grass, and carrying it far away to the border of Zhu Ziguo in the east to exchange for some meat, fresh vegetables and fruits. ”
Hearing how sad he was, Sanzang couldn't help but be full of sympathy, and said softly: "Alas, according to this, you can also live well, Wukong, you go to the luggage and dig out a few suitable clothes for the land lord to change, and then give him some fruits and vegetables we brought from Zhu Ziguo, look at your guy's thinness, all the front heart is attached to the back, and you have to go to Zhu Ziguo to exchange food by yourself, life is really not easy." ”
Wukong spread his hands when he heard this, and felt deeply embarrassed: "Master, don't you know about our own situation, this dress was originally enough, but Ya Vulgar has to be abused by the thunder and lightning halberd a few times every day, and the clothes he wears are electrocuted into charcoal in a few days, and after half a month, don't say that it is the clothes we made from our daughter's country, and even the clothes that have been eliminated in the past are mostly damaged, and we ourselves are not connected, how can there be any remaining clothes to replace this old man?"
"As for food, who doesn't know that Bajie eats a big intestine, so those melons, fruits and vegetables that he fished from Zhu Ziguo paid tribute to his five visceral temples in a few days, which day is not my grandson running hundreds of miles to Zhu Ziguo Zhonghua these days, don't you know the blessing in the blessing?"
I didn't expect such a legitimate reason to be rejected by the monkey, Sanzang didn't feel very shameless, gritted his teeth, and shouted angrily: "Damn, you guys are really dead-eyed, you all know that the thunder and lightning halberd will rain down thunder and lightning, and you won't let the elegant vulgar use it naked, and it's not a waste to have good clothes ruined like this?" Besides, even if Bajie eats a lot of intestines, he must always let him know some moderation, just let him eat Haisai nonsense, and how much food he brings is also in vain, okay, I know that there are some steamed buns prepared tonight, let's not eat them yet, just lose weight, and temporarily help the old land. ”
Sha Wujing was obedient, and in the murderous eyes of the old pig, he took out a dozen or so fist-sized cold steamed buns from his luggage, and handed them to the old land. Seeing that there are so many steamed buns, the land is so excited that his eyes are shining, and his mouth is foaming, and he doesn't mind the cold and hard steamed buns at the moment, so he snatched it from Wujing's hand, opened his mouth and hummed and even ate five of them, without the slightest panting, and saw that the old pig was also full of relish, and his belly was screaming, if it weren't for the presence of the master, I really wanted to snatch it back from the old land and eat with him.
It seems that Lao Di is really hungry, he swallowed seven or eight steamed buns in one breath, and then stopped, his mouth was stuck in his neck, and he was panting heavily, Tianshu immediately poured out a bowl of cold water from the bowl, and before Lao Di rolled his eyes, he handed it to him in time. Lao Di leaned his neck and drank the bowl of cold water into his stomach, and ate the last two steamed buns to stuff his teeth, then he burped contentedly, respectfully bowed to everyone, and said with gratitude: "You don't dare to thank you for your kindness, but in order to repay your kindness, this will reveal some news ahead to you. ”
As soon as the words fell, the old land was about to burrow into the ground, but Bajie grabbed his neck and said indignantly: "Ya, these ten or so big white steamed buns are exchanged for a few words, and they are too cheap for you, don't forget, Tianshu also gave you a bowl of cold water to pass through your throat, otherwise your girl would have been blocked by the throat of the dozen or so big white steamed buns, and your soul would have returned to Jiuyou." The old pig shot out angrily, and the strength was so great that he stuck the old man's neck again, and held him back to grasp it with both hands, and his throat rumbled, and he almost didn't get angry.
Seeing that the old man's eyes were whiter than before, the monkey hurriedly slapped away his pig hand, and said sweatily: "Damn, don't you just eat a few steamed buns from you, as for putting him to death, let it go, and if you pull it like this, it will really kill you." ”
The old man fell heavily on the ground, only felt that his legs and feet were weak, and moaned weakly: "Great Sage is merciful, thank you for saving me, the little old man will repay the favor, and he must know everything and say everything." ”
"The front fruit is dangerous, the banshee headed by the banshee is called Spring Thirteen Niang, according to legend, and the great sage has a grudge against the sister, I heard that the great sage followed the holy monk all the way west to learn the scriptures, must have walked through her three hundred miles of Pansi Ridge, so in the depths of this dense forest set up a number of organs, heaven and earth nets, sinking sand and sinks, waiting for you to put into it, no catastrophe, can not be born. ”
As soon as the words came out, Sun Wukong's eyes widened, he thought for a long time, and said with a face full of disbelief: "Damn, what Spring Thirteen Niang, my old grandson has never heard of it, how did he form a grudge with her, and what kind of revenge for killing his sister, wouldn't he be wronged? ”
Sanzang secretly complained when he heard this, and couldn't help but gasp, damn, this is really a character in the Journey to the West, even Chun Thirteen Niang came out, and he is still the boss of the seven spider spirits in the Pansi Cave, this plot has been changed, it is really too standard.
Thinking of this, the holy monk sighed leisurely unconsciously, and took the monkey's words and said: "Monkey, don't get excited, that Spring Thirteen Niang really has an enmity with you, she is Bai Jingjing's fellow senior sister, if she believes that you are the murderer of her junior sister, she will definitely fight with you to the death, and she is indeed an extremely difficult master." ”
As soon as he heard Bai Jingjing's three words, the monkey's body shook for no reason, and scolded viciously: "Ya, but this is a rumor made up by a rapper, Bai Jingjing was killed by the Bull Demon King, what does it have to do with my old grandson?
Seeing that the monkey was really angry, Sanzang smiled and comforted: "Fortunately, those seven spider spirits have no means, so they will only spit out a few mouthfuls of spider silk to fool people. ”
As soon as the words came out, the land hurriedly waved his hand and reminded: "This time is different from the past, a hundred years ago, Chun Shi Niang led her six sisters to take advantage of the gap when the seven fairies of Yaochi came down to take a bath in the dirty spring. They took advantage of the situation to occupy the Dirt Spring, collected a few treasures left by the Seven Fairies, and relied on the protection of the treasures to defeat their senior brother Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and they were already invincible on this Western Heavenly Road and became the overlord. ”