readx;? The days that followed were uneventful, and without Zhao Yiyang's call, it was simply the happiest thing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

So happy that I almost forgot about Zhao Yiyang.

The fat man has been receiving good news recently, and the speed of his goddess Lu Yang's development is already comparable to that of the bullet train.

So much so that the fat man laughs every day, and even his three meals a day are all made by him, of course, the meal money is for six of us three.

The fat man often tested us for poison, and the three mice were about to be turned into black rats by him.

But what you get to Lu Yangna must be a masterpiece, she is really a woman like a sibling, and her brother is not as good as a dog.

Then one day the fat man did not come back for the night, and we were not embarrassed to call to ask about the situation, if the fat man just found some excuse to ask people to go to a small hotel, let us make a phone call to destroy, it is a lack of morality.

The next day, the fat man came back tired, and seeing that we didn't show off his excellent achievements, he went straight back to the bedroom to sleep.

We are blinded by three faces, what's going on, it's hard to move bricks for people overnight

It's not like I have to say fat, thankless work is still done. Of course, we can't know the specific situation until the person concerned wakes up.

The fat man slept for half a day, and he didn't go to the toilet once, and the three of us were so hungry that our chests were pressed against our backs. I couldn't hold on anymore, Hao Jian said that he went to buy food.

When I was about to go out, I reminded Hao Jian to let him remember to buy the amount of food for eight people, this fat man specified that he hadn't eaten, and the amount of eight people was enough to choke, Hao Jian thought for a while and decided to buy nine people.

Hao Jian went out for a while, the fat man woke up, I and the madman hurriedly surrounded him, the fat man still seemed to be very sleepy, his eyes were not opened, and he said in a daze: "I want to drink water."

The madman hurriedly went to the water dispenser and mixed half a cup of hot water and half a cup of cold water, and the fat man ended up drying up in one go, and then asked for three more cups before he was done.

After drinking the water, I wanted to lie down again, but I quickly stopped the fat man, and I didn't have the energy to sleep like this, and I couldn't sleep like this. The fat man sighed softly, and then asked, "Is there any wine?"

The madman and I saw that the fat man had suffered some grievances, or something that didn't go well, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, Hao Jian went to buy food, let's eat and drink at the same time." ”

The fat man listened to us, nodded, and then lay back down, but his eyes were not closed, and he stared straight at the ceiling.

Hao Jian didn't come back quickly, he said that the canteen was out of food, so he went to the private canteen on the second floor, but the food was not enough, and he ran several restaurants to buy the amount of nine people.

Seeing that the meal was back, the madman hurriedly went to the bedroom to call the fat man, and the fat man walked out of the bedroom empty, lost his soul.

A few of us took a few bottles of beer out of the fridge, and the fat man started to cry after taking a sip.

We didn't want to ask at this moment, so we had to take turns drinking with him, hoping that he would forget about the when he got drunk.

But the fat man who usually claims to pour five cups of wine didn't pour five bottles today, and the crazy man who also has a bad amount of alcohol has begun to talk nonsense, hugging Hao Jian's thigh and calling Dad, Hao Jian and I have both been trained since childhood, and beer is like drinking water at all.

Hao Jian, that rabbit cub, how could he miss such an opportunity to be a madman, he hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, turned on the recording, and put the madman's father into his mobile phone.

The fat man was still drinking there silently, and the dishes were almost eaten by us, and there were not even a few green peppers left.

Hao Jian and I saw that it was not a problem for the fat man to drink like this, so we cleared our throats and planned to ask what was going on.

Unexpectedly, the fat man who was usually naïve and naïve seemed to be possessed by Su Qianqian at the moment, raised his hand to stop us who hadn't opened his mouth yet, and then said, "I know what you want to ask, I'll tell you later." ”

After that, he started drinking again.

Hao Jian only drank when he saw the fat man, and he didn't say anything after talking for a while, his character was destined to be unbearable, so he planned to use the agitation method.

Hao Jian picked up the peanuts that had just fallen on the ground and threw them in his mouth, and then pretended to be casual and said to the fat man: "Dude, you shouldn't be green, right?"

In fact, Hao Jian is not right to say this, because the fat man and that Lu Yang have not been touched yet, how can they be called green. But this is where Hao Jian is clever, these three words seem to have an indescribable magic for men, as long as he listens to these three words, regardless of whether there is such a thing or not, he must be in a hurry.

Sure enough, after the fat man heard this, he began to cry again, crying and saying, "If labor and management are fucking green, it will be better than this, labor and management don't want to live." ”

, Hao Jian and I glanced at each other, what a big deal this must be, it makes the fat man feel more serious than being green.

Could it be that Lu Yang is a ...... Male?

But this is a bit nonsense, how can it be, let's not talk about the fat man, even her three roommates are not vegetarians, how good they have to hide, so that they can persist for more than half a year without being discovered.

What's more, there is no Adam's apple, even if you have sex reassignment surgery or something, it is not so perfect.

Or was he jumped by an immortal? He was deceived into going to the hotel, and then he took the opportunity to take the money away? But this alarm can solve the problem, why did the fat man cry so badly.

Hao Jian and I couldn't bear it anymore, and decided to force a confession, and if it didn't work, we would be beaten into a trick.

The fat man cried for a while, and after taking a big sip of beer, he gritted his teeth and told us what had made him so sad today.

"I can't. After saying these three words, the fat man hid his face and cried again, leaving me and Hao Jian to look at each other.

What do you mean I can't do? No, why can't I?

But anyway, I'm also a person who has watched a lot of action movies and color books, and after repeating it a few times in my mouth, Hao Jian and I almost understood what it meant to be fat, but this result made me and Hao Jian want to laugh a little, although we knew that it was not appropriate, but we couldn't help but laugh secretly.

No, it must mean that you can't do it in bed, it seems that Lu Yang is not bad, and he agreed to go to the hotel with the fat man to talk about life. But the fat man's life seems to be a little imperfect, and something went wrong.

It's embarrassing, Lu Yang's pants are off, and the fat man will show this to others?

If I am a fat man, I guess I won't have the face to see Lu Yang in the future, what's the matter, the girl is out of the woods, and you don't have any strength here.

This fat man must be because his body is too fat and his nutrition is unbalanced, he eats everything, and he must have drunk no less Coke.