Chapter 803: Vodka!
In the milky white magic light, Feng Longde's figure wearing a Teutonic winter military uniform and a Teutonic army coat suddenly appeared on the performance stage, and the operation of the two-way magic teleportation array also caused a slight wind around it, making the chin of Feng Longde's Teutonic army coat flutter with the wind, looking indescribably chic. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"It seems that I can't escape this catastrophe all along....." Stretching out his right hand and pressing the officer's big-brimmed hat on his head, Feng Longde walked to Hatsune Miku's side, and took the microphone from her hand and said, "Okay, everyone, follow your call, I'm here, are your quick-acting heart pills ready?"
"Ready!" The audience in the performance stage replied in unison, and many guys began to hold their stomachs and laugh after shouting: the vast majority of the audience here participated in the Hatsune Miku concert on Christmas Eve last year, and naturally knew that Feng Longde, who was present at the time, was coaxed by so many audiences to sing a hilarious scene that directly said that if he sang, then no one present would want to get out alive, which caused the atmosphere to be quite active at that time...... However, whether it is the old audience who knows what happened today last year and smiles, or the newcomers who have only gradually heard this stalk from others since the fall of this year, or learned that this year's concert will actually have the undead king who has always had a strained poker face to participate in the singing, they all sincerely hope that Feng Longde can sing a song well, even if the voice is likely to cause some adverse reactions......
"Then I hope your quick-acting pill has an effect, if it doesn't work, don't worry, the field ambulance team of the Teutonic camp and the doctors and doctors in the village have been organized in advance to prepare in various audience areas, and anyone who listens to the heart attack will be treated as soon as possible. Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders and said, and also pointed to a direction in the distance, where there were really several magic energy Opel lightning trucks marked with a blue cross on a white background on the street outside the crowded audience, and a group of Teutonic field doctors and nurses wearing unbuttoned Teutonic coats outside their white coats were all in a posture of being ready for battle, as if the vast number of spectators not far in front of them could fight each other at any time and at any time, and they were ready to rush over to rescue them as soon as possible......
"Hahahaha......" The audience let out a burst of laughter, everyone knew that Feng Longde's words were more ridiculous, and the ambulance team was arranged around the concert venue not so much to rescue the unlucky people who were shocked by Feng Longde's singing in time, but to ensure that the weak or detached people who may appear in the concert venue can be rescued smoothly, after all, participating in the concert is not a completely easy thing, and it is basically a test of the audience's own physical fitness. Otherwise, there would not be some extremely popular singers holding concerts in the outside world, and there would be a strong scene that made hundreds or thousands of fans and viewers faint just by appearing.
"It is obvious, then, that you are either fully prepared or determined to die. Feng Longde grinned, then held the microphone in his left hand and stretched out his fingers in his empty right hand, "Okay...... By the way, all of you here, every time when the harsh winter comes, we gather in the tavern to keep warm, what do we drink?"
"Whiskey!"
"Beer!"
"Ale!"
"Rum!"
"Sake!"
"Liquor!"
After hearing Feng Longde's sudden question, the audience in the audience answered a variety of answers: Although the vast majority of the ordinary human inhabitants living in the human world are either Germanic or Japanese, there are also quite a few ordinary human inhabitants from other ethnic groups, not to mention the frequent occurrence of large-scale enchantment rifts this year, which has caused external human beings from different planes and different eras to enter Gensokyo, and the difference between ethnicity and culture has also disguised the wine they drink in order to keep out the cold in the cold weather, so they naturally shouted out the names of various wines, many of which Feng Longde had never even heard of, apparently a unique alcoholic drink in the plane where the ghost knows where.
"Okay, okay, thanks for the answer, it lets me know that Gensokyo has a lot of wine culture, and everyone is obviously a regular drinker, because I've heard some of the guys call out the different names of the tavernkeeper's home-brewed beers. Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders, and the audience also let out a mixed laughter, some of the tavern audience who had seen His Majesty the King drinking and his own close touch touched their noses awkwardly, obviously Feng Longde just said them, "My words are different, although according to the national origin, the Teutons should be closer to the Germanic people, but I prefer the ......"
When he said this, Hatsune Miku, who was standing on the side, was a little stunned - according to common sense, the singers in the concert should be able to stir up the enthusiasm of the audience with a few simple words, and a guy like Feng Longde, who basically belongs to chatting with the audience, is almost unprecedented...... Hatsune Miku wanted Feng Longde to get into the theme as soon as possible, but the lines of that thing were basically live performances, and almost every time she popped up during the simple rehearsal, she could only sigh secretly and stand aside and keep smiling, if something really went wrong, she would save the scene.
“...... I prefer vodka, and it's the 'eaux-de-vie' vodka that originates from Poland in the outside world, and I still have a dozen bottles of it, and I only take two sips when I can't help it. Feng Longde grinned and said, and then a bottle of 96% Spiatus distilled vodka on the label appeared out of thin air in his empty right hand, this small action of taking out items from the space ring made the audience gasp, and they were very amazed at this ability similar to taking things out of thin air, "Then next, everyone will come to enjoy the singing of me, my friends and the singers of the V family, it's ......"
"Vodka!" Hatsune Miku added with a loud shout, which made the audience in the audience cheer: although the vast majority of the audience were native human inhabitants of Gensokyo or had slipped from different eras in other planes, they didn't know that Feng Longde was about to sing the famous hit song "" by the Finnish folk metal band Korpiklaani (Finnish, meaning forest clan) Vodka", but with the name of vodka, the most familiar spirit of the vast majority of ordinary human inhabitants and Teutonic soldiers, the big guys had a hunch that it would be a pretty exciting song, and they couldn't help but get excited.
Seeing that the emotions of the audience were finally mobilized, Hatsune Miku smiled with Feng Longde, who shrugged his shoulders and took two steps to the left to make way for Hatsune Miku to enter the range of the two-way magic teleportation array. The Viking-style heavy metal ballad song that was sung next didn't require Hatsune Miku to howl with Feng Longde, nor did she need to play the electronic piano or piano, so she could teleport to the front row of the audience waiting in front of Feng Longde through the two-way magic teleportation array constructed by Caroline on the spot, and experience the singing voice of Feng Longde, the immortal king, on the stage from the perspective of the audience.
"Don't you want a bottle of vodka!!" In the urgent drumbeat that followed after Feng Longde shouted this sentence, the audience under the performance stage, regardless of nationality or identity, shouted in unison with Feng Longde:
"Vodka!Vodka!!Vodka!!Vodka!!!"
"Hei (hey) !!!"
Struggling to hit the drum with a drumstick, the patrol at this moment had long since put a Viking helmet with horns on his head, looking like a pink version of Valkyrie's Valkyrie, and Weiske and the other three were similar, quietly replacing the high cap or cap they were wearing when Feng Longde appeared on the stage with a Viking round helmet with horn decorations, and with their rather Nordic-style faces and figures, if the clothes on their bodies didn't match well, they would be a group of Vikings......
While shouting the four Vodka at the beginning, Feng Longde's body suddenly erupted into a black and red blood mist that completely enveloped him, and in just a few seconds, he changed the original Teutonic winter military uniform and Teutonic military coat into another set of clothes that were more in line with the upcoming song: a Viking round helmet with eye and nose protection, leather armor with a layer of light chain mail and wolf skin jacket, Leather bracers, long leather boots with metal armor on the outside, and even a Viking shield made entirely of flesh and blood infused with the Ron virus on the back of this guy, plus a Viking tomahawk with a bare-handled handle that is nearly two meters long......
In a short period of time, changing the Teutonic officer's uniform into the dress of a Viking berserker, Feng Longde also felt a lot more comfortable, and the original nervousness was suddenly swept away - anyone who was ready to sing and sing in front of at least tens of thousands of people would be nervous, and it was the first time he did this, Feng Longde was able to change his outfit freely, which also happened to play a relaxing role. Of course, the most important role is to switch costumes instantly, Feng Longde does not have a habit of changing clothes frequently, otherwise this product would not be the usual set of special Teutonic Gothic plate armor or Teutonic military uniforms can be worn all the way to the need for maintenance and cleaning.
Accompanied by the heavy metal melodies played by the instruments of Yonger Zhong such as Xunyin, Jingyinlian and Weiske, Feng Longde stretched out his hands holding the microphone and the bottle of Spiatus distilled vodka in an upward motion, guiding the audience to cheer up and down.
At the same time as the prelude was played, Feng Longde's rich and majestic voice also roared the same passionate lyrics:
"Vodka! You're feeling stronger!
Vodka!No more feeling bad!
Vodka!Your eyes are shining!
Vodka!You are the real man!
Vodka!Wipes away your tears!
Vodka!Removes your fears!
Vodka!Everyone is gorgeous!
Vodka!yes Vodka!
Drinking is good for you,
Soon you are unconstrained!
Drinking is good for you,
Here comes the womanizer!
Drinking is good for you,
Not anymore lonesome!
Drinking is good for you,
And you will feel awesome!!)"
If the audience in the audience still cheered with a slight suspicion before Feng Longde started singing, then when Feng Longde officially started singing, the atmosphere of the audience instantly exploded to the extreme like a lit gasoline drum - this classic golden song "Vodka" by the Korpiklaani band It is a Finnish folk song with a strong heavy metal flavor, and then sung by the mouth of Feng Longde, an authentic hardcore uncle, in the past two years, the ordinary human residents who have been more or less gradually influenced by the Teutonic camp have not burst out into enthusiastic cheers of agreement, but there are ghosts, not to mention the Teutonic soldiers and civilians who are deeply influenced by the Teutonic style, and even if you pay a little attention, you will find that some guys are excited and tears come out.......
"And you will feel awesome!!" After singing the passionate lyrics for such a long time, Feng Longde was obviously a little out of breath, but soon yelled again, causing the audience to shout the same loudly.
Immediately afterward, Feng Longde continued to howl:
"Out of respect for nature,"
Our vodka and drinkers. )
Promising, that the vodka
We reserve, is as pure as it was
Thousands of years ago.
(I guarantee that vodka today is as pure and timeless as it was thousands of years ago.) )
Out of respect for nature,
Our vodka and drinkers!)"
When Feng Longde howled the lyrics in a slightly hoarse and heroic voice on the stage, he didn't notice that Hatsune Miku and Helo, who were standing in the front row of the audience area where he was originally staying, had obviously been infected by the warm atmosphere of the scene, and their little faces turned red while shouting loudly together, which formed a strong contrast with Caroline, who always had a calm face on one side......