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Ni~~~~Jumping to catch eggs~~~Even~~~ Pulling the horse, no, it's a donkey~~~~~~~~~~
In the scene, as always, it was barren, Qin Xiaoming and Zixuan Black Cat were walking on the edge of a donkey, but they didn't see Luo Qin, the camera was raised, and it turned out that Luo Qin was riding on the back of a donkey. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Porphyry~ Qin Xiaoming walked behind the donkey's buttocks, and the donkey's buttocks couldn't help but pop out of a fart.
The yellow mist was filled, Qin Xiaoming's eyelids drooped suddenly, he was speechless, and he didn't know how to express his mood at the moment.
"Brother Xiao Ming~ You are really blessed!" Luo Qin said with a smile.
"Uncle, what do you say?" Xiao Ming said, fanning the mist away with his hand.
"How does it feel now?" asked Luo Qin in a calm tone.
"Refreshed~It feels great~!"
"Well, that's a good point! It seems that you have already felt the endless aura of stubborn (donkey's name) fart. ”
Hearing this, Xiao Ming didn't speak, he just looked at Luo Qin for a while and looked at the stubbornness for a while, blinking his little eyes, two sparse and soft eyelashes fanning up and down, flashing with incomprehensible light, like a ** who keeps throwing flattering eyes!
"Oh~~~~~~" Qin Xiaoming nodded, and suddenly thought of a question: "Why did it fart at me?"
"Because it likes you~" Luo Qin stroked the little donkey lovingly.
"Oh-I see~" Qin Xiaoming nodded.
............
Under the dark moonlight, a fire was bright and bright, and four figures swayed.
With the swaying of the firelight, the four shadows that were even under him also expanded and changed, dancing and swaying.
"Xuan'er~ Why don't you look at me?" Qin Xiaoming, who was sitting by the fire, suddenly asked a strange question.
"When did I stop looking at you, wait a minute, why do I have to look at you?"
"You've been staring at the book in your hand, and no one is playing with me. Qin Xiaoming poked his fingers and replied shyly.
"Alas~ Xiaoming, you are really an invincible little white, come here, come here, Miss Xuan'er, I'm writing poetry~"
Qin Xiaoming looked vigilantly, and saw the sleeping black cat and Luo Qin staring at the bonfire in a daze, the corners of his mouth immediately rose evilly, and he felt that the opportunity to implement the evil plan had come, so he secretly and silently came to Zixuan's side. Sit down.
Ahh
Don't worry, Xiaoming, I'll read it to you
Uh-huh, cough cough When Zixuan began to clear his throat, Luo Qin was still immersed in the boundless thoughts of a great wandering poet, but the black cat on the other side quietly opened one eye, and after glancing at the small purple book in Zixuan's hand, his brows couldn't help frowning.
"My stomach is open, my intestines are out, let's dance together......
"Vomit! My canine teeth are meant to tear open the muscles and caress your slender neck......
"There was a sound from deep in her throat, like a woman's scream......
"Look, the buds are splashing freely in the air, spinning in a moving symphony, blooming and then scattering......
"That's your brain, your muscles and broken skin, it's like a dead fish smashing into a chopping board, and the dust has settled......"
The sound of running with a click
"Alas, where are you going, Xiaoming?"
"I can't stand it, I'm going to ......" Before he finished speaking, Qin Xiaoming had already vomited on the ground
Zixuan couldn't help but sweat for herself when she saw it in her eyes, just now she wanted to pull him back and let him continue to listen to her recitation of poetry, in that case, wouldn't she vomit herself?
"Don't read it, with Xiaoming's IQ, I may not be able to understand it now......" Zixuan just thought so, when there was a sudden muffled sound in the sky, and then a crackling sound sounded one after another, becoming denser and denser, reaching the highest point.
In the rain, you can see a strange picture.
Under the protection of a semi-circular transparent energy shield, the rain could not enter at all, and they fell rapidly from the gray and far-reaching sky, hitting it with a crumbling and brittle sound like rain hitting plantains, and splashing small crystal water, while the rain left on the shield meandered and gathered, flowing down the curved cover wall, like tiny rivers and streams, as if containing the mysteries of nature, the passage of time and the march of fate.
Inside the energy shield, next to a fire, there were three people, a dozing man in black, even wrapped his head, an artist whose thoughts had gone too far and couldn't come back for a while, a statue-like artist who was in a daze but had deep eyes, a purple girl who wrote delicate poems, and a guy who couldn't be ignored, not far from the fire, in the dark shadow cast by a big stone, a guy who was half-detached, revealing a small PP, squatting there.
What is he doing?
"Oh-that's so cool~"
............
The next day, Luo Qin suddenly said that it was too slow to walk like this, so it was better to use teleportation.
Luo Qin said that the place he was going to was in the same direction as Qin Xiaoming, so he could go together for a while.
But the speed of walking was too slow, so he decided to use the teleportation and take Qin Xiaoming and the three of them with him by the way.
"Uncle Luo~ Why didn't you say it earlier, we have been gone for two days before we talked. Zixuan pouted and asked with some puzzlement.
"That, I forgot about it before, I just remembered it" Luo Qin scratched his green hat, his memory didn't seem to be very good.
"Uncle, aren't you Alzheimer's, right?" Qin Xiaoming suddenly came out and asked in surprise.
......
After a while, I heard Qin Xiaoming screaming miserably: "yes-uncle, I was wrong, you spare me~"
Luo Qin carved a more complex magic circle on the ground (Qin Xiaoming didn't understand it anyway), and inlaid a few spars around the circle, and then beckoned a few people to stand up.
Zixuan and the black cat were surprised, this is a teleportation circle, they can't do it, it seems that Luo Qin is really not simple.
Luo Qin activated the spell with a thought, first the spar lit up first, then the entire circle lit up, and then the white light flashed, and several people disappeared.
When a few people reappeared, it was a different world.
This is a plain full of rubble, but Qin Xiaoming didn't have time to look at the surrounding scenery, his face was pale, he was hunched over and retching there, he wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit.
"Wow~ This is teleportation, although it is dark in front of me and I can't see anything, but I have a feeling like riding a roller coaster, I really can't stand the birds~" Qin Xiaoming sighed in his heart.
Zixuan and the black cat were fine, Zixuan looked around, frowned slightly, and asked Luo Qin, "Where is this uncle?"
"Isn't this ......" Luo Qin was dumbfounded, "Eh, this is ......?"
Zixuan and the black cat suddenly showed miserable expressions, it was really terrible, they had an ominous premonition.
"Uncle, Uncle Luoqin~ You shouldn't have passed us away, right?"
There was a teleportation error, and I don't know where it was transmitted.
"Eh-this~hehehehe~" Luo Qin scratched his head, "It seems, it seems, it seems to be like this"
"You-this irresponsible confused uncle!" Zixuan wrinkled her nose and said angrily.
But Luo Qin didn't care, and said with a smile: "Don't worry~ Correct the position, just teleport again." ”
Luo Qin began to draw a teleportation array.
"What's wrong?" Qin Xiaoming, who had recovered from his recovery, came out and asked. Zixuan talked about the current situation.
After hearing this, Qin Xiaoming muttered in a low voice: "I said Uncle Luo, he has Alzheimer's, don't you believe it...... Huh, what are you looking at?"
Qin Xiaoming followed Zixuan's black cat's gaze and looked back, only to see Luo Qin standing behind him.
......
"yes~ Uncle, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore......"
Luo Qin continued to draw the formation, and Qin Xiaoming, Zixuan, and Black Cat stood aside and watched.
Qin Xiaoming stood behind Zixuan and the black cat, a little bored, so he ......
Zixuan screamed, and she and the black cat felt scratched in the back almost at the same time. The two of them turned around and cast a disdainful glance at the little imp behind them.
"Boom Porphyri~" Qin Xiaoming stuck out his tongue and retreated, and said provocatively, "What do you see~ Come on, you have the ability to catch me" He ran into the distance as he spoke.
Zixuan and the black cat were excited and really chased after them.
Zixuan gritted her silver teeth and shouted as she ran: "Stinky Qin Xiaoming, don't run if you have the ability! Even Miss Ben dares to touch it, I really don't want to live." The black cat just chased in silence.
They chased me and fled, two chased and one ran, running in a straight line for a while, running an arc for a while, and going around in circles for a while, and finally stopped more than ten meters away from Luoqin.
"Huhu~ I can't do it anymore. Qin Xiaoming couldn't run, he propped his hands on his knees, hunched over and stopped there panting.
Zixuan and the black cat rubbed their hands together, "Hehe~ Why don't you run, little friend~"
Although Zixuan looks a little bad at this time, she is still quite cute, but the black cat is different, he is dressed in strange costumes, and the whole person is extremely silent, just like a villain who abducts and sells children, and has a dark heart.
"Don't play, don't play~" Qin Xiaoming shook his hand, but his eyes suddenly widened, his pupils shrank, and he looked behind the two in horror......