Chapter 156: Tied Down the Mountain
After the monkey found two long planks of similar size, the eyes of the brothers and sisters once again focused on the master. Tang Sanzang's face was calm, and he smiled cheaply: "Well, this plank is sturdy, and it is the same as what I explained." Goku, put these two planks under the sleeping bag and fasten them with rope to make a simple sled, which was quite popular in my time. Since the snow-capped mountains were covered with snow and ice and had a very smooth surface, we were able to descend all the way up the summit in a sled, which was much faster than walking on our feet. ”
Ao Bai first smiled all over his face, and then said hesitantly: "Master, although this is faster, I'm afraid it's not very safe, such a powerful dive, and there is no brake, if you unfortunately hit a stone, you will not be crushed?
Sanzang didn't think he laughed, and said casually: "What is the body of ten thousand times, it is also exaggerated, don't you rise in the air to protect me, what can happen, and there is no Liuding Liujia in the secret support, just a small stone, what can I do? Okay, in order to shorten the trip and catch up with Xiuning, we can only make this risky move." Anyway, because the division is so big, I really haven't tried skiing, so I'm going to try it today. ”
Tianshu giggled when he heard this, stroked his palms and said: "Master, there is such a fun thing, how can I be missing, Tianshu will sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman and play a good game with the master." ”
When all the disciples heard this, they nodded in unison, and said in unison: "Yes, yes, yes, we are also willing to accompany the master, so as not to lose the friendship between master and apprentice." ”
Sanzang glared at him and shouted angrily: "Stupid, if you want to accompany me, who is still protecting me in front, this is a terrible thing, is it really a trick?" Besides, I only made a sled, where can I accommodate so many people, and I capsized before I even got on the road, but who will bear the responsibility?"
Although he understood it, the disciples were stubborn and insisted on accompanying the master on the adventure, Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Okay, don't shout, since you insist on not letting me take the adventure alone, let Tianshu accompany you, to be honest, I am also the first time to ride a sled, and it is inevitable that I am a little nervous in my heart, it is always good to have someone by my side." ”
Since the master said this, the apprentices could no longer object, so they had to give up their promise and give up their position to Tianshu.
When everything was ready, Bajie let out a shout and vigorously pushed the sleigh loaded with Master and Tianshu from the top of the snowy mountain. In an instant, the sleigh seemed to spread its wings, and rushed down the hillside like a bow from the string, and the wind was so fast that it made people cower and not open their eyes.
It turned out that this protruding hillside was far from being as flat as imagined, the rocks were towering, uneven, and the bumpy sleigh was like a flat boat in the sea, jumping up and down, undulating, shaking Tang Sanzang's dizziness, his limbs were sore, and the acid in his stomach was like turning over the river and the sea.
The sleigh descended so fast that it ran over a small hill and soared into the sky, smashing into a protruding rock below.
Tang Sanzang was so frightened that his soul was not possessed, and he shouted repeatedly: "Wukong, Bajie, quickly find a way to make the sleigh stop, it's about to hit the mountain rock, help." ”
Ao Bai smiled coldly, immediately turned into the true body of the white dragon, jumped over, and catapulted past the sled, and in the roar, he shook the giant tail vigorously and swept it on the edge of the sleigh. This is a sleigh that is speeding at full speed, even if it is a small external force, it may lead to the tragedy of the sled destroying people, not to mention the fact that Ao Bai, who turned into the true body of the white dragon, struck out with all his might, the power is so strong, it is really like a mountain and a sea, although it only hit the edge of the sled, it still hit the sled like a spinning top and turned out. Tang Sanzang only felt that the sky was spinning, and there was a roar in his ears, and in a hurry, he only grabbed the rope that bound the wooden plank tightly, so as not to be thrown into the air by this huge force.
It's just that the frequency of rotation is too high, and the archmage only felt a violent twitch in his stomach, so he couldn't hold it anymore, and scolded hatefully, "Ao Bai, I hate you", and spit all over the ground with a wow.
However, the galloping sleigh did not slow down because of Sanzang's vomiting, and still kept spinning against the smooth snow, Wen Tianshu was excited, and slammed the trekking pole in his hand to the ground with a loud shout, and the out-of-control sleigh suddenly turned around and still galloped towards the bottom of the mountain.
Against the cold wind, Wen Tianshu clapped his hands and sighed: "It's really fun, Master, I have lived in this world for thousands of years, and I have also claimed to have experienced many incredible games, but I have never been as thrilling as today. ”
Ao Bai couldn't help but have his eyes shining, nodded and agreed: "Yes, if I hadn't taken on the heavy responsibility of protecting the master, I really had the heart to play a good game, it's a pity, it's a pity." ”
Tang Sanzang spit out the last mouthful of foam in his mouth, and scolded: "Ya, you guys are too heartless, don't you see Lao Tzu vomiting so badly? Damn, I don't play anymore, this is too crazy, be careful that your liver can't stand it." Dead monkey, let me down, it's too late, and be careful that I pee on you. ”
Sun Wukong smiled all over his face, gloating: "Master Mingjian, this is a method you have come up with at home, how can you not bear it? This method is wonderful, just a few minutes, it has been driven by dozens of miles, I can't think of two days, I can walk the entire snow-capped mountain, the efficiency is by no means comparable to before, you just hold on a little longer, and when you really can't stand it, we will let you down." ”
Sanzang was so angry that he yelled and said angrily: "Damn, the speed is too fast, Lao Tzu can't hold on now, you can do it, let me down quickly, otherwise the teacher will really die." ”
Bajie squeezed his eyebrows and teased his eyes, and said with a hippie smile: "No, no, you are still screaming so loudly, your spirit is very good, and when it comes to the evening, we can go halfway up the mountain, if you insist on persevering, it's a big deal to cross this snowy mountain, and my old pig will invite you to eat in turn, okay?"
Not wanting to wait for himself here, Tang Sanzang was speechless for a while, so he had to roll his eyes and faint directly.
Sha Wujing couldn't bear it, and said quite worriedly: "Are we too harsh, seeing that the master has fainted, I think I really can't stand it." ”
Bajie's face was full of disdain, and he said with great disdain: "It's okay, it's okay, the master is really useless, just at this speed, he was scared like this, there was nothing to be done, so he had to faint." But it's okay like this, but it makes us have a clean ear, and in order to catch up with Xiuning, I can't say that I want him to be wronged. ”
Wujing bowed slightly, still relieved: "But the speed of the sleigh is indeed a little fast, the master is a mortal after all, just let him faint, a little unsafe." ”
"Well, that's a problem. Wukong nodded, twisted his chin with his hand, and fell into deep thought, and suddenly the corner of his eye swept the rope that bound the plank, and he couldn't help but smile, and snapped his fingers leisurely and said: "But with my grandson here, you don't have to worry too much, you just see, the management and security are properly handled, and there is no fault at all." ”
It was almost dusk, Tang Sanzang woke up quietly, when he gradually regained consciousness, the first feeling was that the sleigh under him was still carrying himself down, he was lying on the sleigh at the moment, and his body was only a few feet away from the steep and cold snow. He tried to stretch his limbs so that he could regain his strength and straighten up, but he was surprised to find that he was tightly bound by a few thick strands of twine, like a locust with a bone and marrow, and it was difficult to break free.
Tang Sanzang was taken aback, his eyes widened and he looked around, only to find that several apprentices in the sky were surrounding the sleigh in four directions, front, back, left and right, and were looking at him with extremely embarrassed eyes, laughing strangely.
Tang Sanzang was already angry, and roared loudly: "Dead monkey, what are you doing here, I'm a master, how can you wait for such a blasphemy, it's too much, right?"
Wukong scratched his head embarrassedly, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Master, don't get excited, you fainted just now, in order to ensure safety, we tied you up, and we have to do it, please Haihan." If you feel pain, I can loosen the rope a little. ”
Sanzang glared at him hatefully, gritted his teeth and said, "Loosen it a little, why don't you just untie the rope?"
Bajie leaned over with a pig's face, shared some hatred for the monkey, and said with a cheap smile: "Master, in order to ensure your cooperation so that the sleigh can move forward at high speed and smoothly, our brothers unanimously decided that we will not loosen the tie for you no matter what, and you will die of this heart." ”
Sanzang was furious when he heard this, and said sharply: "Dead pig's head, I am your master, who dared to offend me for you to be so bold? This hillside can be bumpy and tight, if you give Lao Tzu a concussion, how can you afford it, and besides, this ice and snow, are you not afraid of freezing me?"
Ao Bai laughed when he heard this, shook his head and said, "No, Master, how could we not think of such a simple protective measure? Look at you, in order to ensure that you are not frozen, Senior Brother has put two layers of bedding under you, and also covered your body, which should be very warm." Even if the road is bumpy, with the cushioning effect of the quilt, it will not shock you out of the concussion, if you really feel cold, I can put a hat on your head, and it will be foolproof. ”
Sanzang trembled with anger, and said viciously: "Damn, you guys are thoughtful, have you ever considered how I should eat, how to drink water conveniently, and how to solve it?"
Hearing this, the monkey smiled slightly bitterly, and said apologetically: "Master, there is no other way to do it now, you just work hard, eat and drink water to solve it, let my grandson feed you, and the management and security are as stable as before." I didn't take this into account, it's really a troublesome thing, so let's bear it if you can, if you really can't bear it, just sprinkle it in the crotch, anyway, it will be in the end in a day and a half, and there are no outsiders here, although it stinks, we won't dislike you. ”
Sanzang turned his face and protested loudly: "Damn, you tied up Lao Tzu, why do you dislike me, even eating, drinking and Lazar have to be tied up, it's too miserable and inhumane, I, as a master, am not even as good as a prisoner, it's really too much of a failure." ”