Chapter 29: I'll Build a Cybertron
In ancient China, there was no concept of the underworld, this thing was a later generation, from the Taishan Mansion Jun to manage the ghosts, which can be examined from the Eastern Han Dynasty, you can see it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Later, both official and non-governmental, it was common to hand over hell to the Ten Palaces of Yama, and after the Tang and Song dynasties, it was the result of the popularity of Buddhism.
Yama originally came from Hindu mythology and was later incorporated into the Buddhist system. Hades is the abbreviation of King Yamama, which can also be transliterated as Yemaya, Yan Demon Rakha, Flame Maharaja, etc., and is said to be the master of the underworld, in charge of the cycle of life and death of the undead. After it was introduced to China, combined with legends such as Taishan Fujun, the underworld was not only an underworld, but also a hell, which was in charge of arrest and trial, detention and execution, and reincarnation. Probably because there were too many Chinese, and they were afraid that one Yan Moluo King would not be able to manage it, so they were dismantled into ten halls of Yan King, plus the judges and ghost pawns of the whole class.
Buddhism talks about hell and reincarnation, so the description of the underworld is very detailed, and theoretically speaking, it is to persuade good, to warn people not to do evil, and to be willing to bear the cause and effect of this life. So gradually a special type of painting was born, called "Hell in Disguise", which specialized in depicting the conditions of the eighteen layers of hell. The most famous is the disguised picture of hell painted by Wu Daozi in the Tang Dynasty, which is said to be "salty and salty, fearful of sin and cultivating goodness".
Of course, this painting has long been lost, and Zhang Lu not only did not see it in his previous life, but he had never even heard of it. But there are many hells in disguise, and many temple murals are on them, and he has seen some of them. What kind of tongue-pulling hell, iron tree hell, iceberg hell, oil pot hell, Ah nose hell, etc., all kinds of criminal laws that kill ghosts, even if they are just paintings, will inevitably make people frightened - you are just soaking in magma, which is too childish.
Besides, he also watched a lot of various ghost movies and horror movies in his previous life, and the first time he encountered a visual impact, he was almost scared to pee (of course, there are also factors of being young), and under the repeated bombardment, the nerves have long been big. If you have already thrown him into the magma, of course he will be terrified and frightened, just let him take a look, this really can't scare Earl Zhang, who is a man of two lifetimes.
So he stiffened his neck and asked Taishan Fujun: "Have you heard of hell in disguise?"
Taishan Mansion Jun looked at him blankly: "What do you mean?" and then without waiting for Zhang Lu to explain, he suddenly waved his robe sleeves, and the crypt immediately closed, but at the original location of the crypt, a person suddenly appeared.
This person is so miserable, dressed in tatters, covered in blood, struggling to get up from the ground, but as soon as he was half of his body, he first pointed at Zhang Lu's nose and shouted: "This person killed me!" Zhang Lu looked at it and recognized it in a trance, isn't this the bandit I stabbed through that day?
The monarch of Taishan Mansion said: "You can't be punished for killing innocents in vain! Why don't you recruit from the truth." ”
Zhang Lu pursed his lips: "He bullied the people's daughters and mutilated the people, what crime did I kill?"
The bandit scolded and said, "What's wrong with me molesting and molesting a folk girl? And I didn't harm her life, so why should I be guilty of a capital crime?" Zhang Lu laughed angrily: "You came to stab me first, and I can't kill you alone?" The bandit said that I was just using a spear to compare with you, and that it was just your own wrong judgment that I wanted to kill you...... Even if I take 10,000 steps back, I really want to kill you, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a reality yet, I haven't caused any harm to you, it's good for you to come up and stab me through with a sword......
Zhang Lu shouted angrily: "When you kill me first, I will have to fight back?
Taishan Mansion Jun sneered: "He is guilty, since he should be bound and judged, what kind of person are you, can you judge life and death?"
Zhang Luxin said that I have always hated this kind of argument the most - "The law of the world is designed according to the morality of the world, and the morality of the world is in line with the principles of nature." Now that the official family is out of power and the Quartet is in turmoil, I am helping the weak and punishing the violent in accordance with the principles of heaven, which cloud is not allowed?" As he spoke, he took a step forward, stepped on the bandit who had just struggled with his upper body, and shouted angrily at the king of Taishan Mansion: "If you do not obey the will of heaven and ignore human morality, why should you blame me? That is, the Buddha and I will also kill the Buddha, and the gods and I will also punish the gods!" Then he raised his left hand, clenched his fist, and punched him hard in the face of Taishan Fujun.
The sound of "boom" hit the bridge of the nose, and immediately the nosebleed spurted out, hitting the face of Taishan Mansion and slanting, and he fell directly to the ground. The surrounding scenery changed instantly, the wilderness and distant mountains were all gone, and he was still in Cao Cao's big tent, and the fallen in front of him was not Taishan Mansion Jun, it was the demon Liu Gen.
Zhang Lu took a sip fiercely, and said in his heart that it was really not what Lao Tzu expected, it was still an illusion, but your imagination is really not rich enough, it is 108,000 miles away from Lao Tzu from 2,000 years later, so you have to deceive this ancient fool and foolish woman, how can you deceive me? The more I think about it, the more annoyed I become, this fist is not enjoyable, I followed up and added another kick, and kicked Liu Gen's ribs with a "click", and then stepped on Liu Gen's chest and jumped twice.
Poor Liu Gen has already fainted, and there is only breath out at this time, and there is almost no air intake......
Zhang Lu wanted to continue to commit violence, but he was hugged from behind, and then he heard Cao Cao shout angrily: "Left and right, take it!"
Zhang Lu struggled to turn around, and saw that it was Xuan Jian Yuanjie who hugged him. He didn't care about frugality, but he waved his hand and shouted: "Wait!"
He is now in good health, and he is naturally full of energy, this shout, coupled with the echo in the tent, shook the ears of everyone present, and several Cao soldiers who were ordered to rush over to take him all staggered, stopped in embarrassment, and Zhang Miao and Ding Chong fell to the ground directly.
Cao Cao was calm enough, and asked in a deep voice, "You committed murder in front of you, what do you have to say?"
Zhang Lu put away the long sword in his right hand, arched his hand towards Cao Cao, and said proudly: "The demon confuses people's minds and insults my dead father, and this sincerity is not the same ......as the enmity of the sky." And you can't see it, I don't know what he did to me, right? He conjured up all kinds of unbearable scenes in my mind, and I didn't dare to say it to defile the ears of the kings-"People are not plants and trees, they are born of parents, and Cao Gong also has relatives, how can they endure this Chinese?" was supposed to be a blade of this fang, because it was in Cao Gong's office, so he collected the sword and stopped beating it with a fist. This dynasty rules the world with filial piety, and Cao Gong only takes filial piety as an excuse, otherwise?"
This is what he said in his heart, he originally wanted to stab Liu Gen with a sword, and then he thought about it, as the bandit in the illusion said, although Liu Gen hated it, but it was not a capital crime, although he played all kinds of illusion tricks to deal with himself, he only needed to cripple him, there was no need to take his life, and then the illusion was solved - after the cripple, if the illusion continued to remain, it would not be too late to add another sword.
But after all, it was on Cao Cao's land, and the person who killed him in front of Cao Cao would inevitably be too faceless to give his master. That's why he didn't stab him again with his sword in the end, but put his fist on it.
So he said to Cao Cao, this person insulted my relatives, according to the moral norms of these years, even if I really killed him, the government should not punish him. And I didn't really do it ruthlessly, I just punched him and gave him a few kicks, which is considered to save enough face for Cao ****, what are you dissatisfied with? And as for that guy is so fragile that he can't get up after a few blows, it's none of my business, it's because of his shallow fortune.
After finishing it, he warned Cao Cao: "Everyone admires longevity, because of the proximity, this is not strange." However, in the past, the Qin Emperor and the Han Wu were all because of the pro-Fang Shi and the people's labor, confusion, perverse behavior, and immortality could not be obtained, what is it? Those who can really live forever will not be greedy for the wealth of the world, and will not flatter the officials and nobles, and those who speak extravagantly in front of the monarch like Liu Gen are not delusional, but what is it? The Han Dynasty is declining because of Zhang Jiao, and Cao Gong is not vigilant, and those who are still close to the demons are still not able to live forever, and if they die, they will die, and the public wants to be arrested, but they can come immediately!
If you want to catch me, you can come, if you want to kill me, you can do it, do you think I'm afraid?!
In fact, he still has the "Night Escape Talisman" in his palm, this place is on the edge of the big tent, far away from a few candles, it is estimated that it will have an effect if you try again. Besides, he still hugs his waist, maybe he can take him all away with him - in short, he has to take a risk and try, he can't just admit it.
The words were impassioned, but Cao Cao couldn't help but be stunned, then waved his hand, drank the guards, and said to Zhang Lu in a slow tone: "How do I want to offend Mr. Zhang? I'm afraid I really kill Liu Gen and defile Mr. Zhang's hands." You can re-enter the table, and you can ask for benefits. ”
After all, Cao Cao didn't take Liu Gen too seriously, but it was recommended by his old friend Zhang Miao, so it's always hard to ignore it, plus this Liu Gen is still a little knowledgeable, and he can also change a little trick, so he can chat and relax. However, he has always classified Liu Gen into the category of advocating excellence, and the Zhang Lu in front of him is not only the queen of the official eunuch, but also has a lot of pride, although he also learns what kind of immortal Taoism, but he can be classified as a scholar. The scholars had a conflict with Advocate, and of course Cao Cao's ass sat on the former's side, as long as he didn't really make a fuss, then there was no need to make a fuss.
So he asked Zhang Lu and Xuan Jian to re-enter the table, and arranged for someone to take the half-dead Liu Gen out, extend the medical diagnosis and treatment, and see if he could save his life - if you can't save it, bury it. At the moment, the table was sorted out and the banquet was reopened, Zhang Miao and Ding Chong looked at Zhang Lu and trembled, and their eyes flickered a little - this is not appropriate to say a word, and if he annoys this person again, he will draw his sword and stab someone on the spot!
However, the attitude of Cao Cao and Lou Gui seemed much closer than just now, and they toasted Zhang Lu repeatedly. Lou Gui took the opportunity to ask: "Mr. Zhang, Yun Liu Genwei is only an illusion ear, who has not known the cultivator of Jun?"
Zhang Lu puffed up his chest: "Cultivating immortals." ”
Lou Gui said that Liu Gen also said that he cultivated immortals, what is the difference?
Zhang Lu said with a smile: "Because he can't cultivate immortals, he is wandering in the mortal world." I was originally in the scenery room to eat the atmosphere of the world, want to soar, if it is not for the master's order, I will never go down the mountain to wade in the red dust. The illusion of the small Dao ear, such as the military march to the right match, to win with the odd, but to know the strange but not the right, the bandit is just a bandit. ”
When Cao Cao heard this, he couldn't help but be even more interested: "Mr. Zhang also knows soldiers?"
Zhang Lu smiled and said: "How do I know that the soldier is yes? Cao Gong asked wrongly--there is only one way, and there are people who can understand everything in the world." In fact, he said in his heart: You continue to ask, continue to ask, I just finished beating Liu Gen, and I was in a good mood at this moment, and I drank a few glasses of wine, just to show off what I have learned in my chest. After all, I have 2,000 years more knowledge than you, and it is enough to talk about a few examples of wars in later generations.
If I really pull out the team, the two armies face each other, and Cao **** can beat me to the ground and can't find my teeth. But just talking about it, although I didn't read much history books in my previous life, it's not that I haven't been involved in pen battles with others on some military issues on the forum.
Thinking about that Liu Gen and Liu Junan, his heart is filthy and his character is low, but relying on his knowledge of one or two hundred years, he almost fooled Cao Cao - Cao Cao sent him to invite us, that is, to treat him as his own person, and count him as Cao Ying's subordinates - my knowledge is ten times stronger than him! In addition, since the cultivation of the Tao, his memory has also been strengthened, and the speed of mental calculation has also improved, just taking the little knowledge of history and sociology that he learned in school in his previous life is enough to bluff Cao Cao for a moment.
At that moment, I will talk to Cao Cao and Lou Gui, and I will talk about it earnestly. If you want to say that Zhang Lu is also quite a ghost, he understands more things, and he will talk endlessly with one mouth, as for the more ambiguous things, he simply shook his head and said nothing, pretending to be unpredictable and profound-the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, please forgive me for not being able to continue.
After chatting, I talked about the high sky on the moon, and finally someone came into the tent to stop Cao ****, saying that the lord you are still planning to start tomorrow and meet Yuan Shu, if you don't rest early, you can't raise your spirit. Zhang Lu took the opportunity to stand up and say goodbye, but Cao Cao insisted on staying, saying that why are you in a hurry when you are so smeared, it is better to rest in my camp for a while and leave tomorrow.
arranged a very large and bright camp tent for Zhang Lu and Xuan Jian to live in. After entering the account, Xuan Jian lowered his voice and asked Zhang Lu - there are too many things that puzzle him in the past half a day. Zhang Lu mysteriously approached Xuan Jian: "Did you ever occupy Cao Yanzhou?" ”
Xuan Jian frowned, wiped his hands clean, took out the yarrow again, calmed his mind, tried to calculate, and then was shocked: "The son of Cao Yanzhou seems to have the destiny of the Son of Heaven!" Zhang Lu "Hehe" Yile, and said in his heart that there are more people who have the destiny of the Son of Heaven, believe it or not, I will raise a few more people to let you count? But...... We didn't see Liu Bei, nor did we see Sun Quan, I guess you are not very accurate......
Xuan Jian asked with a calm face: "How can the Han Dynasty perish?" Zhang Lu said that you didn't give the Han Dynasty a hexagram? Xuan Jian said that I have calculated, and there is still a hundred years of luck-"An De Xuan?"
Hearing this, Zhang Lu couldn't help but be stunned, and said in his heart, Are you really right? I remember that even if Shu Han is added, it won't be a hundred years...... Oh, by the way, it seems that there is a Liu Yuan behind him, and the original country name is also Han...... casually perfunctory: "Or like Guangwu Zhongxing, there are its intermittent and continuous." Then he comforted Xuan Jian and said: "Since ancient times, there has been no immortal country, no dynasty that has been replaced, and the death of the Han Dynasty is also a common thing, so why is the Yuan Festival sad and bitter?"
Xuan Jian said that I am a citizen of the Han Dynasty, and I used to be an official of the Han Dynasty, although I live in seclusion and cultivation, and do not get involved in the mortal world, I will inevitably feel uncomfortable in my heart-"Set the earl to be high in the middle of the Ding, hundreds of years will not come out, compared to going down the mountain to return to the hometown, the sea will change, Tianlu hills and ruins, relatives and things, can you feel it?" Zhang Lu nodded, and said in his heart Fortunately, I am not the soul of this life, otherwise...... It is indeed not so easy to completely cut off family affection and cultivate until the heart is like water and the waves are not prosperous.
Xuan Jian asked again: "As the prophecy says, is it okay to replace Liu with Zhang?" I have now calculated two sons of heaven, one surnamed Yuan, the other surnamed Cao, neither of which is surnamed Zhang - he can't imagine that there will be many sons of heaven with other surnames. Zhang Lu said with a smile: "Providence may also change. "Your fortune-telling ability is a good hand in the mortal world, and it is common among cultivators, there must be places that cannot be calculated, or cannot be calculated, and the number of fortunes may be changed after all, maybe one day the development of history will go on a fork in the road? The rumor of "the long man holding the bow" is said to have been obtained by Yu Ji from heaven, and that is calculated by the immortals - although Zhang Jian does not admit that there is such a thing - immortals must not be counted more accurately than you?
Xuan Jian sighed lightly, and had to change the topic: "Then General Sun attacked Qing during the day, why is it?"
Zhang Luxin said, I thought you had forgotten about this...... Fortunately, I had already made up the rhetoric, and I lied and fooled Xuan Jian at the moment, and I didn't wait for Xuan Jian to question the loopholes, and quickly led the topic to Liu Gen, saying that you can't see it, in fact, Liu Gen dealt with me like this, but I don't understand-"He knows that we don't think of God, why do you want to transform Taishan Mansion and try to confuse me?"
Cultivators should know that although there are gods in this world, but the gods really don't have too clear subjective will, just like a cat and a dog who are more intelligent, so Liu Gen conjured up a Taishan Mansion to come out and use the myths spread among the people to confuse me......, isn't it a nonsense thing? Besides, if you let him make up a clever illusion in the blink of an eye, I guess he may not be able to have that quick wit.
Zhang Lu pursed his lips, and looked down on Liu Gen even more in his heart, and said that he can't do it, I can do it - I directly conjured up a Cybertron planet, and the sky is full of transformable Vajra Lux (Autobots and Decepticons), and I can't just scare you all!
The two talked for a long time, got up the next morning, and then went to say goodbye to Cao Cao, who wanted Cao Cao to raise his hand: "I won't let the second son go!"