I chuckled in my heart, and my mind was full of doubts, the female devil?

Do you mean my cheap female ghost sister?

You must know that my senior sister is a female ghost, but the two underworld yin divisions who are responsible for locking the yin soul are actually very afraid of her appearance, and they don't dare to put a fart, so they hurriedly run away. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Remembering the way my sister pranked me, although I had one curious question after another, I didn't ask any more. If you annoy her, what if you throw me in the zombie pile?

"Dahai, are you alright?"

Crispy Meat and Grandma walked up to me, their voices full of concern. I saw that the crispy eyes were bloodshot, Liu Miaomiao was really dead, which was undoubtedly a big blow to him when he was in love.

I knew that only I could see ghosts, so I didn't tell him that Liu Miaomiao had followed Yin Si to the underworld to reincarnate.

"That's a must! I'm your brother Hai, and this little trouble won't bother me at all. "The corpse was solved, the crisis medicine in the village was eliminated, and I began to brag in a good mood, and I didn't blush at all.

"Heavenly Master, you have mercy and accept the old Tao as a disciple, my admiration for you is like a surging river, not to mention the corpses, even the Yin Master is impressed by your power and does not dare to make a mistake. The sky is above, the sun and the moon are bright, please be worshipped by the disciples......"

As a result, before the crispy meat could speak, the swaggering old Taoist priest ran over with an excited face. He looked at me with burning eyes, and without saying a word, he knelt on the ground, which startled me!

!

I've never seen anything thicker and more powerful than this old man?

It's not a good idea, and the two ugly monsters in the yin are obviously scared by my senior sister's female devil!

I thought about it, looked down at him with a smile, and said, "Oh? Do you want to worship me as a teacher?"

Not to mention, it feels really cool to pretend to be X.

The old Taoist priest nodded more diligently, and his tone was exaggerated: "Just with your empty-handed drawing talisman, the high and profound Taoism of the red rope soul dementor may not be comparable to the disciples who came out of Maoshan Mountain!"

"Where, where! "I felt fluttering, my heart was already happy, but I still put on a humble appearance.

After all, you have to be low-key and hide your merit and fame.

"Yo, junior brother, are you very good? You just learned to catch ghosts, so you put away your apprentice? If it weren't for me, you would have hung up the lottery!"

I went, I got carried away and almost forgot the truth of pretending to be struck by lightning, but there was a blow from my body that my senior sister Hao did not give face, and I could imagine her ridiculous expression at the moment.

But this time I didn't get angry, Senior Sister was right, if Senior Sister wasn't there, I would have been killed by the female corpse, and I can't imagine the consequences after that, the lives of the entire Changshi Village people are in danger.

At this moment, I had a little more realization in my heart.

People always have to rely on themselves, men have to stand up to the sky, next time I want to use my own skills, get the recognition of others, and pretend to be at ease.

My mood gradually became heavy, and I was too lazy to bother with the swaggering old Taoist priest.

Not only did he trap Uncle Liu, but he also stirred up resentful souls and corpses during the day, and it was polite not to send him to prison to repent of his life?

According to my senior sister's meaning, I told Uncle Liu and Miao Miao's mother, who came one after another, that this corpse must be burned immediately with a fierce fire and must not be buried in the soil.

It was a corpse that had been infected by the most vicious spirits, and if it was not completely destroyed, there was a possibility that a corpse would change in the future and harm the world.

They reluctantly looked at the corpse and wept silently, and their hair seemed to turn much paler in an instant.

My nose was also a little sour, and after five minutes, several strong men from the village carried Miao Miao's body out of the small courtyard after a day of tossing and leaving the home where she had lived for more than ten years.

"Gua Wa'er, your arm is still bleeding, go home and grandma will bandage you, otherwise you won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law if you have a scar in the future." ”

Grandma touched my forehead with concern, and I saw that it was okay to stay here, so I nodded and followed my grandmother out of the small courtyard.

The lethality of the corpse is really not covered, my arms and neck were pinched out of the wound and bleeding, and it is still faintly painful, and it seems that it is getting worse and worse.

Yes!

Pain! Grandma, you tap!

When I got home, my grandmother took out something black from her locked wooden box, which looked like a dogskin plaster, and put it on the wounds on my neck and arms after being stained with alcohol, and I screamed in pain!

I clenched my teeth, gritting my teeth and looking very hideous, it's not that I can't help it like a girl, why do I feel that grandma's medicine has no effect?

I brought it in the mirror and looked at it, oh my god, it's almost swollen into a pig's head!

"Oh, oops, I'm so angry! You big fool, big pig's head! You were cut by the nails of the corpse and the blood was broken, this is a corpse poison, and ordinary medicinal materials can't solve it!"

My sister came out of my body, pointed at me angrily and shouted, hating that iron is not steel. The chest under the collar jumped and jumped, and my face was hot to see.

"Senior sister, what should I do then?" I didn't want to be poisoned by the corpse and die, so I hurriedly asked Senior Sister.

The senior sister snorted and turned her head, and whispered arrogantly: "What else can I do?" You go and get some glutinous rice, and ask your grandmother to put it on the wound for you, and then I will draw a talisman for you to remove the residual poisonous gas in your body." ”

"Thank you, Senior Sister, you are so good to me!" I made a gesture of kissing Senior Sister, and I clearly saw a trace of blush flash on Senior Sister's face, and then quickly disappeared.

Fortunately, there is a lot of glutinous rice at home, although my grandmother is a doctor, but under the attack of my big mouth, I had to listen to my words softly, soak the glutinous rice in warm water for a few minutes, and apply it to the wound on my body that was scratched by the corpse.

Puff, puff.

The moment the glutinous rice was applied to the wound, wisps of white smoke rose from me.

No way!

What about my sister playing with me? Why is this on fire? What's even worse, this TM hurts more than the dog skin plaster that my grandmother put on me, the heart-rending pain, so painful that I can't help but roll on the bed.

I was inevitably ridiculed by my senior sister for this action, and her ghost tears came out of her laughter, and only then did she get in and control my body, and the volley of the dragon flying and phoenix dancing drew a few strange-looking spells, and slapped on the wound with a slap.

Then my stomach began to cramp, and I immediately rushed to the pigsty in the yard, opened my mouth and vomited wildly, spitting out piles of gray-black dirty blood that exuded a strong fishy smell, which was shocking. After a while, the yard, mixed with dirty blood and pig dung, became stinky, more than the smell of durian boiled in a big iron pot!

I sat on the ground, limp and powerless. This situation frightened my grandmother, but my sister didn't laugh at me this time, but she was very concerned and came over and touched my wound that was no longer bleeding, and told me to rest well, and take care of the wound for a few days, and it will be fine when the corpse is completely dispersed.

I smiled, if I could get hurt and touch my sister's smooth and tender skin like now, then I would rather endure the pain and suffer a few more injuries.

Tsk, that delicate and soft touch, you are really addictive!