After Li Shuchong's success in "strengthening the kidneys", the happiness index of the wives and concubines was further improved. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The "little brother" who was poured with cold water did not show weakness, and under the unstop attack of many beauties in turn, and it was like a storm without stopping, he was outnumbered, tired and foaming at the mouth, and finally drooped his head and temporarily softened.

However, it was still glorious despite its defeat.

First of all, it is one against eight, but it does not give an inch. In the words of "Bright Sword": Just such a bare-pole commander, but he stubbornly withstood the attack of the eight beauties wing for eight hours, and they also carried heavy weapons - close hand-to-hand combat to the most intense moment, they tend to be hysterical, forgetful, and even grab and bite. Fortunately, Li Shuchong has reached the seventh layer of body refining, with copper skin and iron bones, invulnerability, and fearlessness.

Secondly, although it was defeated by Qin Wen at the last moment, the six beauties on the first level of refining were all jade without exception, and they were "killed" one after another: under Li Shu's lofty high-frequency strafing of 400 times per minute, the six superb school flowers who had just completed the "Virgin Immortal Three-Piece Suit" only lasted for more than half an hour, and then they "died on the battlefield", broke through the second layer of qi refining in a coma, and completed the "blood washing" refining, but they did not choose a new spell.

In the end, it did not fall into the battle of real knives and real guns, but was attacked by Qin Wen's "poisonous tongue".

It turned out that although Sun Yuchen of the second layer of qi refining showed strong combat effectiveness, he only lasted for an hour. Of course, she didn't work in vain, in addition to breaking through the third layer of qi refining, the body refining also broke through to the third layer of the "bone cutting" realm.

Qin Wen held out the longest, she was the first to enter the battle, but she was the last to withdraw from the battlefield. She saw that the "little brother" was stubborn to the end, and Li Shuchong was proud, in order to complete her work in a battle, she had no choice but to use the hidden "poisonous tongue" stunt, and said to Li Shuchongjiao at a critical moment: "Why do you do thunder and rain, are you out of bullets? Do you want to learn from those stinky feet of the Chinese men's football team -- don't shoot all the time? I'm still waiting to give you a monkey." As a senior fan of the national football team, Li Shuchong was ashamed of being humiliated, so he "surrendered his gun" and fell into a thousand miles. Qin Wen won a victory, captured countless elite soldiers, and achieved a phased victory.

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Xiao Feng took a big step and left.

Ah Zi started a light effort, and then chased after her, shouting, "Wait for me, wait for me!" Xiao Feng ignored her and went straight away. Ah Zhu and Ah Zi have the same father and mother, and Zhong Ling and her half-mother, so naturally they will not leave this unruly little sister alone. Bai Xiaolan had to follow Qiao Feng closely, Zhou Zhiruo, Yin Li, and Xiao Zhao had to follow along, and the six of them continued to move forward incognito, to witness the scene of Ah Zi's "poisonous tongue" girl.

After a short walk, the north wind tightened and snow began to fall.

Xiao Feng braved the wind and snow, walked briskly, remembering that he had sunk to the bottom of the sea since then, and the great revenge could not be avenged, he was depressed in his heart, but he had no choice but to put aside his heart, but it was also a great relief?

Xiao Feng traveled more than ten miles, saw a small temple on the side of the road, went in and leaned against the wall on the hall and took a nap for more than two hours, tired has gone, and went north. After walking more than 40 miles, I came to the north to rush to Changtai Pass.

The first thing I did was to find a hotel, ask for ten catties of liquor, two catties of beef, and a fat chicken, and pour myself a drink. After drinking ten catties of wine, I asked for another five catties, and while I was drinking, there was a sound of footsteps, and a person walked in, it was Ah Zi. Xiao Feng said in his heart: "This little girl has come to ruin my wine." He turned his head and pretended not to be seen.

Ah Zi smiled slightly, sat down at a table across from him, and shouted, "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, bring the wine." The bartender came over and said with a smile, "Little girl, do you drink too?"

"Problem girl" Ah Zi played her "poisonous tongue" nature as always, and reprimanded: "A girl is a girl, why do you add a 'small' word? Why don't I drink? You give me ten catties of liquor first, and prepare another five catties, and wait for me, two catties of beef and a fat chicken, quick, quick!"

The bartender stuck out his tongue, couldn't shrink in for a while, and shouted, "Oh, my mother! Are you serious, or are you joking, you little person, you can eat so much?" ”

Ah Zi said: "Who said that I am a little person? You don't have eyes, are you? Are you afraid that I will not have money to pay the bill?" said and took out a silver ingot from his arms, threw it on the table, and said: "I can't eat, I can't drink, and I can't feed the dogs? What do you want to worry about?" The bartender smiled and said, "Yes, yes!" glanced at Xiao Feng again, and said in his heart: "People really did it with you." Curse around the bend. ”

After a while, the wine and meat were served, and the bartender brought a large bowl, put it in front of her, and said with a smile: "Girl, I will pour wine with you." Ah Zi nodded and said, "Okay." ”

The bartender poured her a large bowl of wine, and said to himself, "If you drink this bowl of wine, it will be strange if you don't get drunk and roll on the ground." ”

Ah Zi picked up the wine bowl with both hands, licked it a little by his mouth, and frowned: "It's so spicy, it's so spicy." It's hard to drink. If there are not so many big fools in the world who are willing to drink, how can you sell your wine?" The bartender glanced at Xiao Feng again, and saw that he still ignored him, and he was secretly amused.

Ah Zi tore a chicken leg, took a bite, and said, "Phew, stinky!" The bartender shouted, "This fragrant fat chicken is still clucking this morning." Fresh and hot, how can it stink?" Ah Zi said: "Well, maybe it's you who stink, or it's other customers in your store." At that time, the snow was flying, and there was no way to travel, and there were only two guests in this hotel, Xiao Feng and her. The bartender laughed, "It's me who stinks, of course I stink." Girl, you should be careful when you speak, but don't accidentally offend other gentlemen. ”

Ah Zi continued to exert the "poisonous tongue" magic skill and said: "What's the matter? If you offend someone, can you still beat me to death with one palm?"

As he spoke, he raised his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of beef, took a bite, and before he could chew it, he spit it out and shouted: "Ouch, this beef is sour, this is not beef, it is human flesh." You sell human flesh, black shops, black shops!"

The bartender panicked and hurriedly said, "Oh, girl, you are doing well, don't make trouble." This is fresh yellow beef, how can it be said that it is human meat? How can human meat have such a thick texture? How can it have such a red and bright color?"

Ah Zi said: "Okay, you know the texture and color of human flesh. I ask you, how many people have you killed in your shop?" the bartender laughed, "You girl loves to joke." Xinyang Prefecture Changtai is a big town, we are more than 60 years old shop, how can there be a reason to kill people and sell meat?"

Ah Zi said: "Okay, even if it's not human flesh, it's a stinky thing, and only fools eat it." Ouch, my boots got so dirty in the snow. As he spoke, he grabbed a large piece of fragrantly boiled braised beef from his plate and wiped it off the leather boot on his left foot. The boots were originally splashed with mud, but when you wipe them like this, half of the boots are covered with mud, and the fat of the beef will be smeared on them.

When the bartender saw her polishing her boots with the beef that the master had cooked with great care in the kitchen, he was heartbroken, and he stood aside and sighed incessantly.

Ah Zi asked, "What are you sighing for?" The bartender said: "The braised beef in the small shop has always been a must-have in Changtai Town, and when it comes up within a hundred miles, everyone has to give a thumbs up, and the throat is full of salivation, but the girl uses it to wipe her leather boots, this ...... This ......" Ah Zi glared at him and said, "What is this?" The bartender said, "It seems to be a little too wronged." Ah Zi said: "You said that you wronged my shoes? The beef is from the cow, and the leather boots are also from the cow, so it is not a grievance." Hey, what other specialties do you have in the store? ”

The bartender said: "Of course, there are specialty dishes, but the price is not so cheap." Ah Zi took out another ingot of silver from his bosom, threw it on the table, and asked, "Is this enough?"

The bartender saw that the ingot of silver was five taels, and two full tables of wine and food were enough, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Enough, enough, why is it not enough?" The dishes that the small shop is good at include carp with lees, white-cut lamb, and pork in sauce, and ......." Ah Zi said: "Very good, cook three pots of each." ”

The bartender said: "Girl, do you want to taste it, I see that one pot of everything is enough......" Ah Zi said with a calm face: "I said that three pots are three pots, can you manage it?"

The bartender said, "Yes, yes!" and he elongated his voice and shouted, "Three pots of carp with sake lees! Three pots of white cut lamb......

Xiao Feng watched coldly from the sidelines, knowing that this little girl was obviously mischievous with the bartender, but in fact, she was teasing herself to interject, so she ignored her at the moment and drank and enjoyed the snow by herself.

After a while, the white-cut lamb was delivered first. Ah Zi said: "One basin is left here, one basin is sent to that grandfather, and one basin is placed on that table." Put the dishes and chopsticks over there, and pour good wine. The bartender said, "Are there any more guests?" Ah Zi glared at him and said, "You have so many mouths, be careful that I cut your tongue!" The bartender stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "Do you want to cut my tongue, I'm afraid that the girl doesn't have the ability to do this." When the onlookers heard this, they all knew that the bartender was doomed.

Xiao Feng's heart moved, he glanced at him, and said in his heart: "Are you not looking for death by yourself, dare you say such things to this little devil?"

The bartender sent the lamb to Xiao Feng's table, but Xiao Feng didn't speak, and ate with chopsticks. After a while, the carp and pork in sauce were delivered one after another, and there were still three pots of each, one pot for Xiao Feng, one pot for Ah Zi, and one pot on the other table. Xiao Feng did not refuse to come, and ate them one by one. Ah Zi only tasted one chopstick per pot, and then said: "Stinky and rotten, it is only for pigs and dogs." "Grab the lamb, the carp, the pork, and wipe the boots. Although the bartender was heartbroken, he was helpless.

Xiao Feng looked out the window and thought: "This little devil is really annoying, he has entangled her, and there will be endless troubles." Ajuto I take care of her, this person is a ghost elf, she has more than enough to take care of herself, and I don't have to worry about it at all. I still avoid it, out of sight is pure. ”

Just as I was thinking about this, I suddenly saw a person walking in the snow in the distance. In the middle of winter, this person was only wearing a yellow Ge cloth shirt, and he didn't seem to feel cold at all. After a while, he came closer, but saw that he was in his forties, with a large bright golden ring hanging from each ear, a lion nose and a wide mouth, and a rather fierce and strange appearance, obviously not a Middle-earth figure.

This person came to the door of the hotel, opened the curtain and entered, saw Ah Zi, was slightly stunned, and then his face was happy, and he wanted to speak, but he couldn't help it, so he sat down at a table.

Ah Zi said: "There is wine and meat, why don't you eat it?" The man saw a table with empty seats covered with wine and food, and said, "Is it for me?" Thank you, senior sister. ”

As he spoke, he walked over and sat down, took out a gold-handled knife from his bosom, cut the beef, grabbed it with his hands and ate it, ate a few pieces of meat, drank a bowl of wine, and the amount of wine was not weak.

Xiao Feng said in his heart: "It turns out that this person is the apprentice of the old monster of the Star Sea. He didn't like the man's appearance and demeanor, but when he saw that he had a good amount of alcohol, he didn't really like it.

Seeing that he had drunk a pot of wine, Ah Zi said to the bartender, "Take these wines and give them to that grandfather." As he spoke, he reached into the wine bowl in front of him, stirred it a few times, washed off the greasy gravy on his hands, and then pushed the wine bowl. The bartender thought to himself, "Can I still drink this wine?"

Seeing his hesitation, Ah Zi didn't serve the wine bowl, and urged: "Take it quickly, people are waiting to drink." The bartender smiled and said, "Girl, you're here again, how can you still drink this bowl of wine?" Ah Ziban raised his face and said, "Who said you can't drink it? Do you think my hands are dirty? So, you take a sip of wine, and I'll give you a silver ingot." As he spoke, he took out a small ingot, one or two weights, from his bosom and put it on the table.

The bartender didn't know that disaster was coming, and said with great joy: "It's great to give a tael of silver after taking a sip of wine." Don't say that the girl just washes her hands, even the footwashing water that washes her feet, and I drink it too. As he spoke, he picked up the bowl and took a big sip.

Unexpectedly, when the wine entered, it was like a piece of red-hot iron burning his tongue, the pain was unbearable, the bartender said "wow", his mouth opened, and the wine spurted out, only to make his feet jump wildly, shouting: "My mother! Oh, my mother!" Xiao Feng was also taken aback when he saw his expression, only to hear his voice becoming more and more blurred, and his tongue was swollen.

The shopkeeper of the hotel, the master, the fire-lighter, and the other bartenders all rushed over and asked, "What is the matter?" The bartender pulled his cheeks with both hands, could no longer speak, and stuck out his tongue, only to see that his tongue was swollen three times larger than usual, and his whole body was black. Xiao Feng was shocked again: "That's a poison." The devil's fingers had only been soaked in the wine for a while, and the bowl of wine was so poisonous. ”

When everyone saw the abnormality of the bartender's tongue, they were all frightened, and they shouted indiscriminately: "What poison did you touch?" "Did you chelate the scorpion?" "Oh, this is terrible, hurry, go and get a doctor!"

The bartender stretched out his hand and pointed at Ah Zi, suddenly walked up to her, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed. Ah Zi smiled: "Oh, I can't afford this, what are you asking me for?"

The bartender raised his head, pointed to his tongue, and kept kowtowing. Ah Zi smiled: "I want to treat you, don't you?" The bartender was sweating profusely in pain, and his two hands were scratching and pinching everywhere on his body, kowtowing and arching his hands.

Ah Zi reached into her arms and took out a gold-handled knife, exactly the same as the knife held by the lion-nosed man, she grabbed the back of the bartender's neck with her left hand, and swung the golden knife with her right hand, and with a soft snort, cut off the tip of his tongue. The spectators screamed loudly, only to see blood gushing from the severed tongue. The bartender was taken aback, but the blood flowed out, the poison was relieved, the pain on his tongue disappeared immediately, and in a moment the swelling subsided. Ah Zi took out a vial from his arms, uncorked it, picked some yellow medicine powder with his little fingernail, and flicked it on the tip of his tongue, causing the wound to bleed immediately.

The bartender was angry and didn't dare, Xie was unwilling, his expression was extremely embarrassed, and he only said, "You...... You ......" cut off a piece of his tongue, and naturally he couldn't speak clearly.

Ah Zi took the small ingot of silver in his hand and said with a smile: "I said that if you take a sip of wine, you will give one or two pieces of silver, and you spit out this sip of wine just now, that doesn't count, you drink it again." The bartender shook his hands and said vaguely, "I...... I don't want it, I don't drink it. Ah Zi put the silver in his arms and said with a smile: "What did you just say? You seem to be saying, 'Do you want me to cut off my tongue?' I'm afraid that the girl doesn't have the ability to do this." 'Isn't it?'

At this time, you kowtow and beg to cut me, and I ask you: Does the girl have this ability?"

The bartender suddenly realized that the matter was all due to the wrong sentence he had just said, and he was so angry that he wanted to step forward and beat her hard, but when he saw a burly and majestic man sitting at each of the other two tables, he was obviously with her all the way, so he was timid again. Ah Zi said again: "Do you want to drink?" The bartender said angrily: "Old ...... Lao Tzu doesn't ......" remembered to scold people casually, but he was afraid that he would want her again, so he was shocked and angry, and ran to the inner hall and never came out again.

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Ah Zhu and Zhong Ling originally liked to mess around; Yin Li, Zhou Zhiruo and Xiao Zhao are also heroines who are used to seeing swords and swords; Bai Xiaolan's heart is on Qiao Feng; and Liumei all know that the rapping bartender being poisoned and having his tongue cut is just a scene in the plot, so he didn't interfere too much.

The shopkeeper and others talked one after another, glared angrily at Ah Zi, returned to their original places, and changed to a bartender to greet the guests. When the bartender saw this scene, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word.

Xiao Feng was very annoyed: "That bartender just said a joke, and you will make him crippled for life, and he will never be able to speak clearly in the future." At a young age, he acts viciously and viciously. ”

I only heard Ah Zi say: "Bartender, send this bowl of wine to that master to drink." He gestured to the lion-nosed man. The bartender was shocked when he saw her reach out to the bowl of wine, and was even more frightened when she said that she was going to give it to someone to drink. Ah Zi smiled: "Ah, yes, if you don't want to give wine to the guests, you must want to drink it, then it's okay, just drink it yourself." The bartender was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "No, no, villain...... The villain does not drink. Ah Zi said: "Then you can take it quickly." The bartender said, "Yes, yes." Holding the wine bowl firmly in both hands, he trembled and moved to the lion-nosed man's table, lest he accidentally splash half a drop out, his hands trembled, and when the bottom of the wine bowl touched the table, there was a loud click.

The lion-nosed man took the bowl in both hands, stared intently, and looked at the wine in the bowl, about a foot from his mouth, and neither moved closer nor put it back on the table. Ah Zi smiled and said, "Second Senior Brother, what's wrong? Little sister invited you to drink, don't you give face?"

Xiao Feng thought to himself: "This bowl of wine is extremely poisonous, of course this person will not be provoked, and he gave his life in vain." No matter how strong the internal strength is, it may not be able to resist the poison in the wine. ”

The lion-nosed man pondered for a long time, raised the bowl to his lips, and drank straight to his stomach. Xiao Feng was taken aback, and said in his heart: "Does this person have incomparably deep internal strength to dissolve such a poison?" Xiao Feng pondered slightly, and then he knew the reason: "Yes, before he drank, he inserted two thumbs into the wine, and he didn't drink for a long time with the bowl, most of the time he had antidote drugs on his thumbs, which eliminated the poison in the wine." ”

Seeing him drink dry poisonous wine, Ah Zi looked frightened and said with a forced smile: "Second senior brother, your ability to turn poison has greatly improved, congratulations." The lion-nosed man ignored it, devoured a big meal, ate nine out of ten of the dishes on the table, patted his belly, stood up, and said, "Let's go." Ah Zi said: "You please, we will have a ...... later"