18 When a Rogue Meets a Robber......

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The days without cultivation have not brought many changes, and he does have to go to work in the morning, but compared to the days when he needed to go to Meihong to practice early, it is still very comfortable, at least he can have enough time to sleep in bed. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Absorbing that half of the arrow didn't bring much change to your ability, you would be injured if you touched a sharp weapon, it would still hurt if you fell while walking, you would still feel hungry when you woke up in the morning, and you couldn't save three meals a day.

After a few days of adaptation, life has become regular again, except for the occasional visit to Huiyin, I have never met Fujiwara Meihong again, even in the temple house.

Today, it is still customary to work at Kazami Yuka, but compared to before, Yuka's boss has also changed, and she has an extra newspaper in her hand, which is a bunbun news that has a rather absurd reputation in Gensokyo.

"Qin En, you're in your twenties now, haven't you ever considered finding a girlfriend?"

"Poof――――――!"

While reading the newspaper and drinking tea while Qin En was lying in the rocking chair, Feng saw that Yuka suddenly ran out of this sentence and almost choked Qin En to death.

"Boss, what are you doing here?"

"Didn't you say the first few **** in Sister Hong, and in the future, you have to find a girl to live an ordinary life in Gensokyo, right?"

"Ah...... There is such a thing. ”

It is true that when he was disheartened, he was extremely depressed, and in that state of mind, Qin En also blurted out his future plans, but today this sentence appeared in Youxiang's mouth, it seems that Meihong seems to have contacted Youxiang and told this matter?

"You're ready to go on a blind date. ”

"Puff, cough, please, boss, I was just so sad at the time, I said it for a while, you won't really take it seriously!

He didn't drink water, and he didn't do anything, but Qin En couldn't stand Fengjian Yuxiang's indifferent tone, and looked very relaxed, as if to say, "Please hand me something, thank you!"

"You've been running to the temple house lately, although Mei Hong feels a little guilty about you for not letting you awaken your superpowers, but, you always harass Bai Ze Huiyin, and she's not very happy, you should also look at the object when hunting, some people can't touch it even if they are tempted. ”

Kazami Yuka looked at him with slanted eyes, and warned Qin En in a rather unkind tone, strongly condemning him for his despicable methods of vainly planning to use NTR to get revenge on Fujiwara Meihong.

Originally, Qin En thought that Sister Hong would be able to forgive herself for the reason of guilt for herself, but from this point of view, this kind of question is completely a matter of principle and is not negotiable!

"Aha~~~"

Qin En smiled dryly, saying that he was under a lot of pressure, and he could only look at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and whistle to express his emotions: this thing is getting darker and darker, and simply pretending to be stupid is the best way.

"I see that you are also in your twenties, and the age of human beings is also the time when there is a need, since you have a need, then you should go on a blind date early, there are a lot of 'prey' published on it. ”

As he spoke, Kazami Yuka threw the newspaper in his hand to himself, and when Qin En took it and looked at the contents of the newspaper, he found a lot of information. Blind date ad ...... There are a lot of blind date messages for girls.,And also posted photos and some detailed information.。

Qin En looked at the newspaper and was stunned, he was stupid by the urging of Feng Jian Yuxiang, and only after a while did he ask: "Boss, why are you urging me to go on a blind date like this?"

"Comrade Qin, this is arranged for you by the organization, you can't refuse. ”

"The Huns have not been destroyed, why should they be at home. Qin En seriously refused a more nonsensical blind date with absurd reasons.

"The Huns don't know where they died for a long time, if I let you go on a blind date, you will give me a blind date. "Kazami Yuxiang's tone suddenly became cold.,And activate the skill:Big Monster の gaze。

“...... Okay, boss, I choose-it's not good for me to choose a girl to go on a blind date!" Qin En was drenched in cold sweat, and under the gaze of Feng Youxiang, Qin En suddenly felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

"That's pretty much it. When he got the answer he wanted, Kazami Yuka also retracted his coercion with satisfaction, and his face returned to the gentle smile that gave people a feeling like a spring breeze.

Qin En is a person who understands his position, especially in front of the big monster, he can figure out his status as a weakling, so he began to look for his target on it: not to make do, but to really look for prey.

Anyway, I can't escape, Kazami Yuka did this because she hoped that Qin En would be her lackey honestly and not try to think of any messy things to get herself into trouble, since the boss asked for it, Qin En also planned to do it.

After all, those girls who appeared in the newspaper looked pretty good-looking, even in measurements......

"Yes, it was decided that it was her. ”

The photo shows a beautiful blonde girl.,It's very serious just to post the photo information.,The girl in the photo is dressed in a neat kimono.,It gives people a very well-behaved feeling.,It's like a lady's show.。 And the people who boarded the news...... Hmm,It's a father posted it for his daughter?It seems to be a blind date information made by a poor dad who is anxious that his child can't get married.,Three measurements、Family wealth、There is no requirement to be rich or anything.,I just want to let my child become a family.,In this way, I should be about the same type as this girl?

"That's it. ”

As Qin En's boss (parent), Kazami Yuka naturally also conducted a review, and when she saw the girl Qin En chose, she couldn't help but let out a sound of surprise.

"Interesting, Qin En, you really made a very interesting choice. "Kazami Yuka is very happy, very, very happy, there is no murderous spirit at all, she is extremely happy.

However, Qin En vaguely felt uneasy, this happiness, as if he was not happy because he was very discerning, but as if he wanted to see a good show.

"Okay, then you can go, I will contact you for you about the other party's parents. ”

"You're in touch for me?"

"Yes, I contacted you as your parent, and if you get married in the future, I will sit in the position of your parent. ”

“............ Then what should I call you, is it Yuxiang boss? or is it Yuxiang Mama?"

Qin En's eyes darkened, and he suddenly lost consciousness.

Then, when I opened my eyes, I saw Kazami Yuka with a strange smile on her face.

Memory...... Blank, Qin En didn't remember what he said or what happened before, but he felt as if he had said something powerful before.

"I've already contacted you about the blind date, and the other party's parents are also very happy when they get your photos, and the address and worship post are also ready for you, go now. ”

Qin En had just woken up from a coma, a little dizzy with the address message in his hand and the greeting post that he didn't know who had written, and asked a little stupidly, "Isn't it working time now?"

"I'll allow you to leave work early...... After all, I'm a good boss who cares for his subordinates, hehehehe. The big monster Kazami Yuka let out a happy laugh, I don't know what she was expecting, the queen is full of momentum and black belly.

When Qin En came back to his senses, he found that he had walked out of the sunflower shop, when he tried to recall what happened before he fell into a coma, he was always stopped by a headache, and inexplicably lost the memory of the middle few hours, looking at the worship post and address in his hand, Qin En found that the place he was going to was not in the world!

"It's really troublesome, blind date...... Why did the boss suddenly become so interested?Could it be that I was too close to Huiyin?Or was Yuka a member of the FFF team?damn it, or ......?"

Qin En couldn't help but have such a conjecture, because Youxiang's black-bellied smile was still lingering in his mind, hateful, chills!

The distance from the human world is getting farther and farther away, Qin En walked into the magic forest that he rarely enters, and has long heard the news of the existence of many monsters in the magic forest, and many people have been attacked here, but ...... Because it was the daytime record, and the target was not in the depths of the Enchanted Forest, he probably wouldn't have been attacked, right? With the idea of the equivalent of a flag, he entered the Enchanted Forest and burrowed into the jungle.

It's not because Qin En wants to take a shortcut, it's just that ...... The place shown on the map doesn't seem to be accessible by any road, maybe that's why that girl hasn't married up to now, right? Qin En slandered like this.

"Huh-?" Not long after he walked into the roadless forest, Qin En heard something that seemed to be running towards him from behind.

It's fast, it's agile, it's very aggressive, but it's not big, and this breath is-!

In an instant, the body made a move, and Qin En did not look at the creature rushing towards him curiously, but judged the direction of the aura behind him, and directly dodged!

What the eyeball sees gradually begins to change, this is not some kind of superpower, but a reaction of the body, when the crisis comes, the dynamic vision is naturally strengthened to see the scenery.

Wolf.

Huge wolf.

A wolf the size of a lion!

"The first enemy that the protagonist of the otherworldly novel encounters - the giant wolf!"

When Qin En stood firm, the giant wolf also stood in front of him.

“f。 u。 c。 Why do some people erect countless death flags and nothing happens, and I just think about this possibility a little and I will meet the enemy!"

The enemy appeared, no matter how much he complained, Qin En also had a hideous look on his face after scolding angrily.

He wasn't afraid, he wasn't afraid, and in addition to Fujiwara's unique training, there was another important factor, which was self-confidence...... When facing this enemy, Qin En had the confidence to defeat him!

There is no fear, the enemy that can be defeated does not need to be afraid at all, as long as it is killed, there is no problem, the sight has been judged, this giant wolf is just a larger monster, not a monster at all, and there is no steel skin, except for the rough skin and thick flesh, which is the same level as the bear.

"It's a misfortune, man, you won't be able to eat today. Qin En smiled and touched his hand wearing the improved flame blast gloves, briefly confirmed the state, and suddenly turned into the appearance of an electric drill, buzzing and spinning in the air.

The wolf also seemed to realize that the person in front of him was a hard stubble, and the other party's reflexes were much higher than its agility.

"You bastard, let me die!" Qin En has no reason to be afraid of a beast, he is afraid of the wind and the fragrance, he can't beat the Suzusen, and he is in awe of Fujiwara Meihong, but there is no reason to worry about a beast who is just a huge body, the speed of the wolf can be caught by the naked eye, catch up, the glove turns into a high-speed rotating drill, stabbing at the head of the beast, and the next moment, it is a picture of flesh and blood flying-

Flesh and blood?

Strange, that kind of picture didn't appear, because Qin En found that the giant wolf suddenly moved, and his body pounced on him, but this pounce ...... It doesn't seem to be the beast that pounces on its prey, but the giant wolf that has been completely overturned by a powerful force......

Qin En woke up suddenly, and then urgently avoided - but even if he tried to dodge the parabola, it was to no avail, because he saw a very dazzling pentagram: a special effect pentagram like the kind of cartoon animation for magical girls, slapped on his face, and then he couldn't see anything, only felt as if he was overwhelmed by a lot of very inexplicable things, and then he lost consciousness.

“............”

"Ah, wake up?"

I don't know when, a blonde girl with a strange hat appeared, sitting on her belly, and the picture of a large number of five-pointed stars that she saw a moment ago seemed to be too different, Qin En couldn't help but start to be in a daze again, and observed this girl by the way.

Hats, very weird hats...... The black one looks like the pointed hat of the evil old witch in a fairy tale, but it's not all like that, there is white in the black, and the white one is a ribbon that wraps around the tip of the hat and ties out a girl's bow, a pure white bow. The taste of the clothes is not very good, it is also black and white, just this dress makes Qin En judge the fact that this girl has no taste in clothing at all, this is simply a kind of private dress after the improvement of the shabby old-fashioned maid costume, and the buttons on the chest look so old-fashioned......

But that's all there is to the bad impression, the person who wears some strange clothes is not an ugly old witch, nor is it a poor woman who can't afford to buy clothes, but a young and beautiful girl who is fifteen or sixteen years old, under the black magic hat is long hair shining like gold, the hair is shining like a star, the wavy blonde hair is slightly curly, and under the background of the blonde hair, her skin is as white as a cream cake, and the faint fragrance wafting from her body is like candy.

“............”

But what is the situation of such a girl sitting on my stomach? The head that had been knocked out once by Yuka before was slightly painful, and she was going to rub it.

But............

"Hey!!!!! how my hands are tied to ropes!"

What kind of super unfolding is this!

"Hey, hey, I understand~ I understand~ You have to explain now, right?" The blonde girl who was suspected of being a suspect changed her comfortable position, gently brushed her blonde hair with her right hand, and began to make up for Qin En's human memory completion plan-

"First of all, when the lovely beautiful girl was flying in the sky on a broomstick, she noticed a commotion on the ground and saw a magical beast threatening the poor and innocent traveler. ”

“............”

Then, without saying a word, the beautiful girl appeared as a righteous person, unleashed a gorgeous magic, and flew the monster pia ~ to save the useless man who had fainted in fright. ”

“............”

"In order to protect this useless man from being attacked and killed by youkai, the beautiful girl stayed by his side until he woke up - and now, the poor traveler has finally woken up~ Congratulations ~ Congratulations ~"

Qin En knew what was going on, the narcissistic girl sitting on her belly in front of her was the one who meddled and killed the giant wolf, and the trick like a magical girl was naturally released by her.

...... As for the content that doesn't match the content before she fell into a coma, it can only be said that this beautiful girl didn't notice it at all when she was born to fly, right? Qin En didn't have much resentment in her heart, after all, she also helped herself, right, killing a wolf would have to splash blood.

"Only, there's a question, why is that harmless traveler tied up with his hands?"

"There's nothing to worry about, you're a boy anyway, why bother with these details......"

“............ There's really something wrong with what you're saying. ”

Qin En grinned, this girl's personality was a little too weird, and he always felt that his thinking couldn't keep up with her train of thought.

For example, if Qin En is the bicycle that her grandparents ride to buy groceries, then she is the kind of high-speed motorcycle that appears in the advertisement.

Then, Qin En witnessed this blonde woman who called herself a beautiful girl whistling over something, Qin En looked at the thing in her hand in a daze, no matter how she looked at it, she felt ......

"This is my wallet, hey, what are you doing, when did you take my wallet!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not your savior, it's normal to take some of your reward......" The blonde robber said something that made people angry, and then flipped through the contents and sighed in a little surprise: "There is a lot of money, but there is nothing useful except money." Then, Qin En saw that about one-third of the money went into the woman's pocket!

"You're fucking it! You're robbing, hey, I see why you're tying me up! You're just stealing, bastard!"

I have always been the only one who blackmails young elementary school students, and when will I be blackmailed by others!

Could this be retribution? Qin En remembered that when he first arrived in Gensokyo, he wanted to buy clothes and directly got the first pot of gold from a few passers-by on the grounds that he had been hit on the shoulder...... It's not that I don't report it, it's really special that the time has not come!

"What's the matter, it's a beautiful girl who robbed you. ”

Reason!

"You admit that you robbed it, right! You admit that you robbed it, right? And - you are not guilty of robbing this thing because you are not a beautiful girl!"

This level of rope can't control himself at all, the muscles of his arms burst out, and as soon as he exerts his hands, the rope is directly torn off by Qin En, and he doesn't even need the Explosive Flame Gloves.

"Wow, I didn't expect you to be a gorilla-like strange character!" was slightly surprised, but the black and white robber showed an even more unhappy expression: "It's just a bit of brute force, what are you proud of, do you want to be taught a lesson? It's rare for me to save your life, and I don't know how to be grateful?"

"You're just nosy, I didn't pay attention to that monster at all, if it weren't for your indiscriminate magic release, how could I have been stunned by you, it's all your fault. ”

"Huh, is that so?"

"That's it, you robber, hurry up and return my wallet to me!"

That being said, Qin En snatched the wallet back at the moment when she was stunned, and after checking the banknotes inside, she glanced at the full third of the weight in the blonde woman's hand, and then stuffed the wallet into her pocket.

"It's really unlucky, I ran into a robber for no reason, damn it, count you lucky, I don't have time to pay attention to you, master!" Qin En scolded and went into the woods and left, and the blonde girl disappeared into the enchanted forest when she didn't react at all.

"What, this guy. If you can kill the Warcraft, say it earlier, I'm not an unreasonable person. The blonde girl looked at the one-third of the banknote in her hand with some puzzlement, and then said a little depressedly: "I left so soon, and I don't want the money anymore?"

After struggling for a while, a refreshing smile appeared on the blonde girl's face, and she said happily: "He doesn't want me to want it!

"I'm going to go to Pache to borrow books in the afternoon, I'll go and perfunctory the things that the old man arranged for me~"

The blonde girl rode on a broom and flew away in a direction similar to Qin En's.

And Qin En hid in the woods in fear, looking at the blonde girl who flew away from the sky, before he had time to catch his breath.

"Master, I'm really unfavorable for the past year!"

Why didn't Qin En ask for money? It's very simple--this woman can't deal with it by herself, just a few pentagrams put herself down...... and that relaxed tone, Qin En felt that if he fought head-on, the chance of being played to death was 100%.

And the hysterical rampage before was just to fool her, and Qin En also succeeded and fooled her,

It's all about escaping faster, and Qin En doesn't like to bet on character: it's important to run away with the money when she doesn't react.

If you are short of money, you will be lucky to get your wallet back, and if you take away one-third of it, you will be considered to have been burned! If you are short of money, you will have no problem asking your boss to overdraft your salary in advance.

Qin En thought he was very successful, but he didn't know that this time, he imagined people's hearts too sinister......

However, even if Qin En knew, he would not regret it.

One of the rules of survival: don't bet your hope of survival on the kindness of your opponents!

The second rule of survival: if there is no reason, avoid battles with a win rate of less than 70%!

This is Qin En, the philosophy of surviving in Gensokyo!

"Forget it, I'd better go on a blind date. Qin En unconsciously stepped in the same direction as the robber and walked towards him.

"Just perfunctory, and then go back and report to Boss Yuxiang...... I always feel that if I really go on a blind date, I will be unlucky. ”