Chapter 209: Enough Breasts!
Grandpa Pan was wandering in the world, and Lynch pulled Grandpa Pan out of his eyebrows, which alarmed Grandpa Pan. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Grandpa Pan looked at Lynch a little strangely, and found that Lynch seemed to have received 10,000 points of mental damage and fell to the ground.
Grandpa Pan was surprised: "What's wrong with you, you look like you've eaten Xiang." ”
Lynch sighed: "It's worse than that, I ate a good meal of dog food, looking at them, I miss my sister!"
"Ahh
Lynch lay on the ground and chirped, "I'm not up, let them do the task!"
Li Jie smiled awkwardly: "Then Brother Lin, you wait here, let's go in to see the goddess, and wait until we come out after inquiring about the information, Brother Lin Shidi is here to calm down!"
Lynch said sourly: "I was still denying it just now, and now that my sister has fallen as soon as she comes to confess, you are a and lewd guy." Let's go, you all go, I want to be quiet!"
Grandpa Pan smiled: "Aren't you the same?" At first, I said bad things about Zhou Meiyu, but as soon as the girl said that she liked you, she immediately jumped up happily, you yourself are even more of a slut!"
Lynch jumped up suddenly, and said with a serious face: "I have a great fate with Mei Yu, so I won't talk about this, I think Li Jie and Liu Xinxin are a good match! Come on, come on, today is the Plum Garden, and you will marry Jin Lan in the Plum Garden...... No, it's a lover, and they will eventually become married!"
Lynch pointed to Grandpa Pan and introduced: "This is my magic weapon, Ziyu Tianpan, this Ziyu Tianpan is a powerful magic weapon, and it is the existence of the girl pickling world, when it comes to this aspect, he is experienced, I don't know how many pairs of lovers have been promoted!"
He is the grandfather of the highly respected territory.
It just so happens that today you will become dependents under the witness and blessing of Grandpa Pan!
Liu Xinxin glanced at Grandpa Pan a little strangely, and said suspiciously: "Is this the horoscope that you picked out the eyes in the center of your eyebrows?" It turns out that you are pretending to be a spiritual eye magic weapon with your own magic weapon, just such a magic weapon, you can be blessed by worshipping, and you are not afraid of the cowhide being blown out. ”
Grandpa Pan said with a smile: "The little girl is not big, her tone is not small, not to blow with you, I used to get my master, with my help, they are all beautiful wives and concubines, wishful husbandry, love and affection, this is a peculiar fate, as the supreme grandmaster of the pickle girl world, my favorite is the beauty of adults, and I am a matchmaker!"
"Do people in cultivation also fancy this?" Liu Xinxin said with a smile: "Besides, even if I want to worship, wouldn't it be good for me to worship Yue Lao directly, but there is a Yue Lao Temple in Chang'an City, and there are Bodhisattvas who are in charge of affairs, where do I need to worship you?"
Grandpa Pan smiled: "It seems that you don't believe me, then you come to judge the theory, have you ever seen me such a mysterious and noble, dazzling magic weapon, have you ever seen me such a magic weapon that can speak?"
"I've seen it, and that magic weapon is more beautiful and able to talk than you!" Liu Xinxin nodded seriously.
"......" Grandpa Pan was speechless!
Lynch sent a message to Grandpa Pan: "It seems that people don't believe you either, by the way! If you worship you, will you really add the blessing between lovers?"
"Of course, I am a magic weapon of fate, or a magic weapon of the Da Luo level, goodbye to me is equivalent to having a Da Luo level person to bless a lover, of course I will be useful!"
"Would you be so kind?" Lynch skeptical, "Blessing someone you don't know?"
Grandpa Pan said with a smile: "This is mutually beneficial, who will do things that are not beneficial, I also want to practice, I position myself as the grandmaster of the pickle girl world, bless the lover and the couple, and I can also get the feeling of love!"
I see that the two of them are emotionally entangled, and the love is entangled, this is a lover, if there is no chance, only a real lover I will give blessings.
Actually, it's an investment!"
"Roar~~" Lynch said with a humble eye: "That was not the case last time, you said that the feelings of Fu Shirong and Ying Huanhuan touched you, let me help them, is this also an investment?"
"Your brain is spinning fast!" said Grandpa Pan. "There are reasons for this, but it still has to be pleasing to my eyes, whether it is Fu Shirong or this moist little girl.
I am the magic weapon of fate, but what I study is how to pick up girls, and the content of my research is also a little girl, and the housekeeping skill is also the luck of love. It's because that's what my interest is!"
Grandpa Pan smiled proudly, "I have long said that I am a treasure book of pickling girls, not bragging!"
Lynch's eyes lit up, "I suddenly remembered that you used to encourage me to pick up girls, is there also a reason for this?
Grandpa Pan said with a smile: "This love affair is all talked about by two people, and the key to falling in love is to talk." Where are there any natural lovers, even if they have a relationship in the first ten lives, the next life is just a greater chance of meeting, and they have to meet beautiful women, and they also have to seize the opportunity, and their brains must turn fast. If you stay still, where will there be love to find you.
Action is the most important thing! If you don't take action, maybe the girl you have been in love with for several lifetimes will run away!"
Lynch said with a humble eye: "Don't change the topic, I'm talking about you cultivating me on the little breeding cow, you always instigated me in the past, and you taught me badly!"
Grandpa Pan smiled: "Didn't you see that the best I recommended to you? I didn't recommend these girls to you this time, and I wouldn't recommend them to you in general."
Your two young sisters, your master, and her two female apprentices, your sister's little girlfriend, and now your Meiyu sister, are all good!
Lynch's face changed wildly: "You counted my sister Mingyue as well, you beast!"
"Ordinary heart, ordinary heart, if you talk about the origin, you all seem to have made some plan by Kong Xian, in terms of blood relationship, I don't think there is, this is all a small problem!"
Grandpa Pan smiled: "I'll tell you in detail about the sister I mentioned above in the future!
"Trouble, what trouble?" said Lynch.
As he spoke, Lynch felt a vibration.
Lynch looked at a few people and said, "It seems that we are in trouble, do you feel that we are in trouble?"
Zhao Jiaojiao said: "Didn't Senior Brother say that he has spiritual eyes?
Zheng Lengye stared at Lynch's eyebrows and said, "Isn't his spiritual eye fake? And asked him what he was doing, I see that you were just communicating with your plate magic weapon, saying that it wasn't what he said? I think this magic weapon is also as showy as you, the master, unreliable, sure enough, people use like clusters to divide into groups!"
Liu Xinxin also nodded: "I only now understand why you always made trouble with Li Gongzi just now, that is, to attack Li Gongzi to show off yourself, and just said that you showed off your feathers, you reacted so much, it was because you said your sore spots! You are far from Li Gongzi compared to you!"
Lynch nodded and said, "I understand, I understand! Xi Shi is in the eyes of a lover! Don't ask who Xi Shi is!"
Li Jie smiled bitterly and said, "Don't talk about it, look at the sky! We seem to be in trouble!"
Lynch looked at the darkening sky, and the gray and ominous breath of doom, and whistled: "It's still the original recipe, it's still the original taste, but this time it seems to be mixed with water......"
Li Jie said with a solemn face: "I feel that the source of the breath of this heaven is underground, and you see, the black gas in the sky is constantly shrinking, as if it is slowly solving our appearance. ”
Lynch joked: "Could it be that the goddess happily invited us, but when we got to someone's yard, not only did we not go in, but we also got into a fight, and some people even sprinkled dog food, and I was a girl who was hurt by 100,000 points, and I couldn't afford to fall to the ground, let alone the goddess!"
Several people looked at each other, all looking into the cabin.
The corners of Lynch's eyes twitched, "I'm just joking, you won't take it seriously, right? I'm kidding, that goddess wouldn't be so careful, right?
As soon as Lynch's words fell, the thick doom aura in the sky suddenly condensed into a ball and turned into a shape like dog food.
The lump of dog food was stuffed into Lynch's mouth.
Lynch has eaten another big chunk of dog food!
Lynch takes 10,000 damage again!!
Lynch fell to the ground again!!
"If you want to have a heart, it's enough to have a chest!"
A smiling, jade-clear voice came from inside the cabin.
Lynch was covered in black smoke, as if he had just come out of the charcoal kiln, and he exhaled a breath, which was also burnt black gas!
Lynch's mouthful of dog food was a physical injury.
Lynch's mental body was damaged by a double dog food crit today!
Lynch jumped up again and said angrily: "It's true that you don't have a heart, since you said you have breasts, then I'll beat your breasts!"
Li Jie was shocked, "Brother Lin don't be so impulsive!"
However, Lynch ignored it and rushed into the house.
Yes~~~
A loud scream remembered, and after Lynch let out a scream, there was no sound.
"Brother Lin Shidi, Brother Lin Shi?" Li Jie shouted, but there was no voice from Lynch.
The door to the cabin was ajar, and Lynch rushed into it, smashing the door of the cabin, which creaked and swayed.
A cold air came out of the cabin, and Li Jie and the others were blown by this cold air, and they all felt as if they were falling into the cold water of the ice lake in the cold winter moon, which made people shiver and have an urge to escape.