An old man said with a hateful expression on his face: "What a terrible scenery! Don't these young people know how to appreciate it? Don't they understand what beauty is?"

A young man in a casual beachsuit muttered to his companions, "Have these two perverts never seen a woman?

His companion immediately replied with a smirk: "It's very likely! After all, aren't prisons and monks' temples all good men?" and then the two guys got together and laughed "hehe".

And a middle-aged woman said to her son: "Baby, you must be educated and polite! Otherwise, you will grow up like those two barbarians who don't know how to behave!" At the same time, she pinched her husband's thigh fiercely under the table, and the middle-aged man who was squinting at his beautiful legs was almost pinched out!

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It is evident that Hao Song and Edward's untimely saliva is like throwing a big stone into a pit, which provokes great indignation! The over-congested commentators, in a way that they think they can see but cannot hear, whisper all sorts of caustic remarks, but they can't hide them from the two mind-cultivators who are very good at hearing.

As the saying goes: what a thousand people refer to, they will end without a disease. He also said: People are terrible, and all mouths are golden. It's a pity that only a few dozen people are pointing and talking, which is obviously far from the lower limit of Hao Song and Edward.

Although I knew that others had misunderstood that the two of them were a pair of pig brothers who drooled when they saw a beautiful woman, the cultivators who had realized their true hearts were amazingly thick-skinned on issues that did not involve principles! At this time, Hao Song and Edward had no intention of explaining to others, but couldn't wait to greet the waiter to serve the menu.

Then to the surprise of everyone in the restaurant, the two beauties with different temperaments and good at winning the game looked at each other and smiled when they heard the sound of swallowing saliva, and then walked straight towards the pig brother duo who "don't know how to appreciate"!

Although others sighed that "flowers are inserted in cow dung", fortunately, Hao Song and Edward finally did not completely lose their manners, and got up and pulled out chairs for the two ladies. After some politeness, they sat down, ordered the dishes again, and the four of them officially entered the stage before waiting for the dishes.

The beginning of is naturally to introduce yourself. It's also a little embarrassing to say, these two men and two women have met many times, and now they are all sitting down to eat together, but they haven't officially exchanged names. The identities given by Hao Song and Edward are naturally warrant officers/officers at Hickam Air Force Base in Hawaii, but their names have not changed.

Christina may feel a little embarrassed that she had made these two soldiers/officers wait for a long time before, and then lost her ugliness in front of everyone, so she said apologetically: "In this way, we are half of the same peers, and our work is linked to airplanes."

Edward grinned on the side and said with a smile: "It's true that we are only half of our peers, and we have to fight / plane in addition to flying." "This guy has never had a score on his lips, but fortunately he said in English that he didn't know that there was a layer of obscenity.

Angelina was obviously very interested in the daily life of the air base, and asked this and that excitedly. This made it difficult for Edward and Hao Song to parry, and they could only be vague and vague, after all, these two guys were just impostors.

Fortunately, there was also an empathetic Christina present, although she didn't know the reason why the two soldiers/officers couldn't say clearly, but it didn't prevent her from making up for it. She grabbed her disgruntled best friend and comforted: "Angel, don't embarrass others, those must be military secrets, and you can't talk nonsense." As soon as these words came out, they immediately received the grateful eyes of the two fake soldiers/officers.

Although Angelina also understood, this hot mixed-race girl still refused to let go of Hao Song and Edward. So she changed the topic to what seemed to her to be more difficult to answer, and asked, "I remember that the two of us were ignorant of us sisters before, why were we so out of shape when we came here just now?"

Christina and her best friend have the same heart, as soon as Angelina opened her mouth, she knew which pot to open and which pot to mention, and everyone had a tacit understanding not to talk about "swallowing saliva". It's a pity that the mouth grows on other people's faces, and she can't pull it, of course, it is not excluded that the woman's unique careful thinking is doing tricks: she also wants to hear the two dragging guys admit that they were amazed by themselves in civilian clothes.

It stands to reason that if men and women who meet for the first time want to get acquainted as soon as possible, it must be a good way to flatter each other. Even if you lose a little face, taking this as an opportunity to generously praise the other party's beauty is also a very personable performance. It's a pity that she and Angelina are destined to be disappointed first.

"Oh, do you know Pavlov's dog? Because we have been hungry for a long time, and when we saw the two of you coming, we understood that we could finally eat, and it was just an instinctive physiological reaction of excitement and saliva overflow. Hao Song explained somewhat absent-mindedly, and Edward, who was between him and beside him, kept his eyes on the kitchen door, which was obviously very credible.

But to be honest, many times it is not advisable, and now Christina's face is directly stiff, and Angelina is even more angry: "Is it not as attractive as a dinner between the two of us?!"

Hao Song was also a little hungry and dizzy before, and subconsciously complained that they had been cleaning up for too long. At this time, when I heard Angelina's question, I quickly understood, and quickly made up for it: "In fact, the two of them are beautiful and delicious, and it is also one of the reasons why people can't help themselves!"

"It's pretty much the same" Angelina felt that the reason was that the two foodies were hungry, but she didn't want to make too much trouble, so she borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.

Christina on the side had a more intimate guess, probably because the two soldiers/officers couldn't pull their faces and admit their gaffes directly, after all, she was very confident in the charm of herself and Angelina.

Hao Song saw that the two girls finally reluctantly accepted his explanation, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat and said: No wonder Old Master Kong once said that only villains and women are difficult to raise! It seems that his old man is also a man with a story, and suddenly recalled a difficult girl who was in a semi-vegetative state, and felt that these two were just a big thing.

In addition to the daily life of the army, Christina and Angelina are also very interested in Hao Song and Edward himself. Without mentioning the illusory identity of the warrant officer, let's just talk about the "attempted hijacking incident": from the outburst to stun the killer, to the search for weapons, to the negotiation with the captain, the composure and sanity shown by the two guys are impressive. (Although we know that it is only Edward who is calm, and only Hao Song is sensible)

Angelina asked impatiently, "How did you tell that the man was the killer?"

At that time, Edward's explanation to Hao Song was a strong, completely unreasonable intuition peculiar to mind cultivators. Although this is the correct solution, Hao Song is not so hungry that his brain is pumping, and he dares to say it directly to the two girls. So he chose another pretending/forcing statement, which squinted his eyes to create the so-called "gleam in his eyes" novel effect, and then said: "Hehe, that's naturally an elite soldier's feeling of killing." ”

As soon as these words came out, they immediately gained two pairs of starry and adoring eyes, as well as the expected exclamation: "Although I don't know what it is, but it looks so powerful!" It is obvious that the two American imperialists have never been exposed to Chinese online novels, otherwise they would not be moved by the clichéd settings in the domestic novel industry.

Just as Hao Song was enjoying the adoration of a beautiful woman, and stuffed a sea cucumber, intending to make persistent efforts to continue to flicker. Suddenly felt the mobile phone vibrate, he lowered his head and took out the high-quality mobile phone and glanced at it, and then his face changed greatly!

Hao Song suddenly sweated like rain, and a feeling of being caught and raped in bed spontaneously appeared: "Avril, your brother, don't bring such a scary! This must be messing with Catherine for too long, hey!"

"Wait, if Catherine had it, she wouldn't have reminded me, would you? Eighty percent would have listened silently and waited to see if I was unlucky!? Avril is really a good boy! Brother blames you! Wait until I go back and treat you to pop candy."

While complaining in his heart, he subconsciously glanced at his "whale roar" submachine, but it was turned off. Then he jerked his head to look at Edward Mierro, who was feasting on a plate of lamb chops, whose "whale roar" machine was on

"Edward, your sister, don't you want to listen to your sister like this! It can't be that the 'whale roar' is always on all day long, right? Everyone else is afraid of guilt, you are especially afraid of your sister, hey!? You deserve to have no girlfriend!"

When he complained about this in his heart, Hao Song suddenly felt that he had captured Avril's mind. As one of the duo of the Night's Watch, Edward the Tyrant has a sister (cousin) who is anxious about her life's affairs like the Ice Queen Snow, so the true meaning of Avril not falling into the well is obvious

So Hao Song said with a straight face: "Actually, I am far from being a battlefield veteran, and I have not yet reached the level where I can detect the murderous aura. ”

"Huh?"

"I am not the one who really noticed the murderous aura of the killer and made a decision immediately. ”

"That's right, it seems that the real one at that time was "Wen Yan The two beauties turned their eyes to someone sitting by the window, who had been ignored by them before.

"Sick dog!" Hao Song said with a nervous fanaticism, "That's right! It's Warrant Officer Edward Mierro, who has cool titles such as 'The Right Fist of the Air Force', 'King of Field Soldiers', 'Underworld Special Forces', 'Urban Jungle Wolf', 'King of Special Artillery', and so on!"

"Poof!" Edward, who was on the side, squirted out the mutton in his mouth and scolded angrily, "What the hell!"

["If you want to attract girls quickly, you can either show your strength or brag about your strength!" - Grexiu S. Hao]