Chapter 148: It's Not Me Who Goes to Water Prison (1st Update)

Looking at the blue girl's expression, it didn't look like she was joking, and if you listened carefully, there were many breathing sounds coming from outside the door. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Only then did Wu Yan come back to his senses and understand that Miss Lan and the short and fat shopkeeper had premeditated, and they joined forces to dig a big hole for themselves.

If Wu Yan refuses to sell, this blue girl may really shout rape.

The shopkeeper must have led someone to ambush outside, and as soon as Miss Blue shouted, they would rush in.

When the time comes, Miss Lan really tears her clothes, and even if Wu Yan has a thousand mouths, she can't tell clearly!

Seeing that Wu Yan's face finally had a melancholy color, the blue girl became proud, and said with a smile: "Wu Yan, Wu Yan, I am kind enough to toast you, but you don't eat, you have to drink the penalty wine! Hurry up and sign this contract, otherwise, this girl will have to call someone!"

After speaking, the blue girl took out the contract from her arms and threw it in front of Wu Yan.

Wu Yan picked up the contract and looked at it, and the terms and conditions on it were written very clearly, and he wanted to sell all the seeds to Wanyaolou.

Moreover, if there are new seeds in the future, they can only be sold to Wanyaolou!

It is equivalent to saying that as long as the contract is signed, Wu Yan's seeds will be completely bought out by Wanyaolou!

Turning to the page of price, Wu Yan found that although this blue girl was moody and scheming, she was not a completely unreasonable person, and she actually gave a very good price!

In the past few days, Wu Yan has experienced too many dangerous crises, and he has already experienced the courage to change chaos without panic.

This little trick of the blue girl, compared with these dangerous thoughts experienced, is completely pediatric.

Miss Lan thought she had a plan, but in Wu Yan's eyes, she became self-righteous and tasteless.

Wu Yan put down the contract, couldn't help yawning, and stretched his waist softly, looking extremely lazy and meaningless.

Wu Yan's appearance made Miss Lan even more annoyed, and shouted angrily: "Wu Yan, what are you stretching your waist, don't hurry up and sign the contract! If you don't sign again, I will really ask someone to report to the official and lock you up in the water prison in the city!"

Wu Yan wanted to tease her, so he deliberately pretended to be surprised, and said happily: "Miss Lan, I'll sign it now!" However, isn't the price you gave too high? I originally thought that no matter how much I bargained, I could only reach one-third of this price at most! Now that you directly gave such a high price, I am a little embarrassed to sign!"

Being praised by Wu Yan like this, Miss Lan felt that she had a lot of face, and said proudly: "What do you know? I call this a long line to catch a big fish! You are a greedy villain at first glance." Whoever I offend, I don't want to offend the villain! Instead of lowering the price to make you resentful, it is better to prescribe the right medicine and have an unexpectedly high price with you. As long as the price I give is high, you don't rush to sign a contract with me, and follow me with all your heart? You can rest assured, as long as you sign the contract, you will be this girl's person in the future, and this girl will definitely cover you!"

Miss Lan said this old-fashioned, not like a merchant woman at all, but like a chivalrous woman walking the rivers and lakes.

Wu Yan became curious, so he tentatively said: "Miss Lan is really a martial arts master, and she must be famous in the rivers and lakes, right?

Miss Lan's face straightened, and she said proudly: "This girl is called 'masked female ......'" by the people of the rivers and lakes."

Speaking of this, Miss Lan suddenly realized something, so she stopped, and said angrily: "What are you asking about? What do I call you what, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and sign a contract!"

When Wu Yan heard the words "masked woman", he almost laughed out loud, in this world, it is also a kind of ability to get such a cheesy name?

However, Wu Yan didn't want to anger Miss Lan anymore, so he nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, I'll write it!"

After speaking, Wu Yan took something out of his arms, put it on the table, and muttered as he took it out: "Where is my invincible signature pen?"

Seeing that Wu Yan had taken out a lot of things, but still hadn't taken out any "invincible signature pen", Miss Lan became impatient and threw her pen over and asked Wu Yan to sign it quickly.

Wu Yan secretly bought an automatic fade pen from Taobao, took it out, and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I finally found it!

The level of craftsmanship in the other world is low, although the blue girl is the envoy of the Ten Thousand Medicine Chamber of Commerce, she has never seen such a delicate pen, and she is quite surprised to see it, her eyes shine brightly, staring at the pen in Wu Yan's hand.

After Wu Yan finished signing, he deliberately shook the pen in front of the blue girl, and said proudly: "I've never seen such a good pen, do you want to buy it?"

"This girl has never seen anything, just a bad pen, I will be rare, what a joke!" The light in the blue girl's eyes flashed, she snorted disdainfully, copied the contract into her hand, looked at it, nodded, and shook her head again, "Very good, all of them have been signed!

This otherworldly force is respected, and he doesn't care about cultural knowledge, let alone calligraphy.

Wu Yan used the calligraphy on the earth to sign his name, thinking that he wrote with great style, and he had a sense of Yan Zhenqing's true biography.

I thought that Miss Lan would say a few words of admiration, but I didn't expect to be swept away.

A kind of helplessness for Niu playing the piano arose spontaneously from Wu Yan's heart, and he was quite speechless.

Seeing that Wu Yan was deflated, Miss Lan was even more proud, took the contract into her arms, and stretched out her hand: "What about the seeds, take them all out for me!"

"You forced me to sign this contract, and I don't count!" Wu Yan suddenly refused.

Miss Lan's face changed: "The contract has been signed, do you dare not give it?" Aren't you afraid that this girl will sue you for breach of contract?"

Wu Yan spread his hands: "Who said that I signed a contract, you take a good look at the contract, I didn't sign it at all, okay?"

"What a joke, your handwriting is so big and ugly, and you still say that you haven't signed it?" Although the blue girl didn't believe it, she still took out the contract.

Miss Lan took a closer look, only to find that the words on the contract had become very dim, and it would not be long before they all disappeared!

This angered the blue girl, smashed the contract on Wu Yan's face, grabbed the thin shirt on his body, and made a gesture to lift it: "Okay, you actually used that ghost thing to tease me! Hurry up and sign the contract with my pen, otherwise this girl will call someone!"

Wu Yan smiled strangely: "If I don't sign a contract, you will call someone to falsely accuse me of rape? Do you know that falsely accusing others is also a felony! Once discovered, you will be locked up in a water prison!"

Miss Lan sneered: "I'll make false accusations against you, what can you do? As long as I tear my clothes and shout again, people outside will rush in, and you will not be able to escape from the charge of attempted rape! When the time comes, it will not be me who will be in the water prison, but you!"

Wu Yan leaned behind him lazily, and came to "Ge You's paralysis", with a meaningless expression: "You shout, the louder you shout, the better!"

was tricked by Wu Yan once, and seeing Wu Yan's attitude so arrogant, Miss Lan was furious and shouted: "Come on, someone raped you!"

As soon as she shouted these words, there was a clang, the door was pushed open, and the short and fat shopkeeper rushed in with someone to take Wu Yan to justice!