Chapter 106: The Arrogant Shrek
Shrek led a dozen cavalry forward quickly, showing off his might.
And at this time, in front of the oasis, more than a thousand dog people held weapons and looked at the comer with a murderous expression.
These dog people are male and female, old and young, some are black, some are white, or yellow, of course, some have evolved more like individuals.
If you don't have that dog face, isn't that a living person?
Seeing a dozen or so horsemen coming towards this side quickly, all the dog people took up their weapons one after another, with a vigilant face. They are hostile to outsiders.
"Woo Woo ......"
The sound of dogs barking, one by one, was a warning to the comers, and if they approached, they would not be welcome.
"A group of little Wangwang, I think that Lao Tzu has stayed in the dog people back then, even if your dog king sees Lao Tzu, you have to call him respectfully. Shrek glanced at the dog men contemptuously, and smiled contemptuously: "Little guys, your ancestor donkey master is here." ”
"Ready, S strike!" Seeing these dog people so arrogant, Shrek was a little upset, don't you know how to scream? Isn't your voice loud? I don't believe that your voice can be as big as Lao Tzu!
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Suddenly, gunshots rang out.
The continuous gunfire suppressed the barking of all the dog people, and the dogs couldn't help but be stunned and suddenly quieted down.
"Wow Wow...... Go to war!"
"Go to war!"
"Go to war!"
"Rush!"
Hundreds of dog people let out a roar one after another, the gunfire just now was simply a war against the dog people, this group of dog people is not easy to mess with, I saw them roaring angrily, waving rudimentary weapons and quickly rushed towards Shrek and others, looking at the dog people who pounced, the soldiers looked disdainful.
According to everyone's current equipment, if they really want to shoot, they will definitely be able to wipe out this group of dog people, although there are only a dozen people, but the guns in their hands are not vegetarians.
And the grenade on the waist and the like, as long as you throw it, you can kill ten or eight, and there is no problem at all.
But this time, I came to support Lord Shrek, and the protagonist of this performance was Lord Shrek, and everyone didn't dare to move. In the eyes of all the soldiers, Shrek is not a donkey, but a donkey man.
Who has ever seen a donkey that can speak? Who has ever seen a donkey who can drink? Who has ever seen a donkey go to the Red Mansion to find a chicken worker?
Shrek is not a donkey, and a donkey is much kinder than him.
Seeing the hundreds of dogmen rushing up, a sneer appeared on the corner of Shrek's mouth, and then his figure flashed, and he rushed forward, opened his mouth, and let out a terrifying roar at the dogman warriors who pounced.
"Wang ......"
Just this dog barked, as if it were thunder.
You heard it right, it's a dog barking! Shrek actually let out a huge dog bark, and a donkey actually barked!
The huge barking of the dog was extremely majestic, and all the dogs were stunned, in the eyes of others, this roar was just a relatively large dog bark, but in the ears of this group of dog people, it was a roar full of majesty of the dog king.
The loud cry made all the dog people startled, is this a donkey or a dog?
The hundred or so dog people who came forward were even more frightened and stopped one after another, looking ahead with a puzzled expression.
Dog people are very sensitive to dog barking, and the meaning of each dog bark is different, and the dog bark of Shrek just now is the roar of the dog king.
Shrek had a smug look on his face, and then swaggered forward, and a few dog barks came out of his mouth.
"Are you a donkey or a dog?"
"Who are you?"
"Wang, what are you?"
“......”
"I am the Great Messenger! The gods have guided me to seek you, and let your patriarchs come out to me. Shrek said with a dignified face, and secretly sighed in his heart, this is good if he knows a foreign language.
"I used to be a great dog king, and because I followed the great gods, the gods gave me incomparably hard armor and endless wealth, do you see? Even human beings have to obey my commands. I'm the famous Shrek-sama. ”
"For the sake of our former kindred, I give you a chance to follow me, a chance to transform into the Dog King. You must not kneel before My great oracle!"
All the hundred dogs looked at each other, and the gods made them.
"Hmph, I think you're a donkey!" A dog-man with a meaty face snorted coldly and stepped forward quickly: "Look at me smashing your head open!"
In his hand was a weapon with the bones of an unknown creature, and he quickly moved forward and smashed it into Shrek's head.
It was fast, obviously angry.
A sneer appeared at the corner of Shrek's mouth, and the next moment, the white bone weapon smashed into Shrek's head, making a loud "bang".
The huge force smashed in, and Shrek's head hurt for a while, but he pretended to be disdainful, sneered, and said, "Humble puppy, I'm a god, and your weapon can't hurt me." ”
"I don't believe it!" The dog-man soldier let out a roar of rage and rushed towards Shrek again, smashing the bone weapon in his hand again.
Immediately after that, a loud bang sounded, this time, this dog people soldier used two hundred percent of his strength, this stick smashed on the head, how much it hurt, only Shrek knows.
With a squeak, the guy originally wanted to have another bone stick, but after the bone was smashed for the second time, the bone was broken, and the dog man couldn't help but be startled when he saw that his weapon was broken.
And Shrek snorted contemptuously, opened his mouth, and squeaked and bit the bone stick, and sprayed it on the ground again.
"See, see, see, even if your weapon can smash stones, but in front of the great oracle, it is useless, this is the power of the gods!" Shrek said proudly, his forehead was already slightly swollen, it was really painful, but this guy didn't scream.
"Greatness is the gods who have guided me to find you, children, return to the arms of the great gods, great gods, let the lost dogs return to your warm arms......"
Gotcha, this guy Shrek really does what he does like a full magic stick.