Chapter Twenty-Nine: Nothing Can Be Done

Seeing that the two of them were so obedient, Taishang Laojun snorted coldly, and scolded with a smile: "What a wicked obstacle, at this point, don't you quickly show your original form, do you become like this, do you think that the deity can't recognize you?"

The golden horn and the silver horn received the promise respectfully, and immediately turned into a real body, two exquisite, clear, and lovely little boys, when the real eyebrows were clear, arrogant and dusty, Tang Sanzang sighed, secretly slandered, damn, with such a good appearance, and turned into that fierce and vicious ghost, it is too deformed.

The matter was resolved satisfactorily, Taishang Laojun was in a good mood, stroked his beard leisurely, looked Tang Sanzang's round bald head up and down, and laughed loudly: "Destiny person, you are really tossing, making a small invisibility spell look like this, it is really rare in ancient and modern times." I saw two criminals in the dark trying their best, but I couldn't help it, I couldn't help but itch my skills, and I will break your spell today, lest you say that the Tao of my Taoist ancestor is not deep. ”

Listening to the sour anger in Lao Jun's words, Tang Sanzang waved his hand and explained embarrassedly: "Lao Jun is angry, aren't I angry when I say it?"

Lao Jun smiled faintly when he heard this, and did not speak, leisurely took out a spirit rune, clamped it with his fingers, muttered the incantation, and then raised his hand and shouted: "I am the ancestor of Taoism, Li Laodan, the art of stealth spells, and I will not appear quickly." ”

Lao Jun's shot was really extraordinary, and the golden light in the spirit rune was shining, all of which were sprinkled on Tang Sanzang's brain. Everyone held their breath and looked quietly, and couldn't help but be disappointed, only to see that under Tang Sanzang's bright braincase, it was still bright and empty, it seemed that the spell of the holy monk was really extraordinary, even the ancestor of Taoism personally took action, and still couldn't crack it.

The strong contrast between reality and ideals made Taishang Laojun feel stunned, quietly pulled the golden horn, and said in a low voice: "Why, you have used all my tricks, but they don't work?"

Jin Jiao nodded, and replied respectfully: "Yes, everything that can be used has been used, even the black dog blood will not work." ”

Taishang Laojun was puzzled, stroked his beard and pondered: "How is this possible, the invisibility spell was created by me, it is not easy to break it, and it is impossible for all three of them to pronounce the wrong spell, what is going on?"

However, Taishang Laojun really has a way, he held his breath at the moment, and exhaled leisurely: "In this case, the bell must be tied to the bell, Tang Sanzang, I will pass on your invisibility spell to hide your body, and then draw a manifestation spell, it seems that it can only be like this." ”

Sun Wukong was sweating profusely and muttered to himself: "Old official, you said it lightly, and when the time comes, you will know how difficult it should be to teach me the master's invisibility spell." ”

Tang Sanzang smiled, he had already intended to ask Lao Jun for the invisibility spell, this would make Lao Jun take the initiative to petition, he didn't feel that he was in the middle of it, and he followed Lao Jun very seriously to recite the key, which seemed to be very cooperative. However, although the enthusiasm was strong, the effect was not good, and more than half an hour had passed, Tang Sanzang shook his smooth head and recited the incantation, but there was still no progress.

Taishang Laojun broke out in a cold sweat on his head, and said weakly: "The holy monk has eaten the immortal golden pill, why can't he even cast a small invisibility spell, dare to ask the holy monk how much he has practiced qi, has he entered the realm of transformation?"

Sun Wukong laughed and teased: "Old official, don't ask him how heavy he is in Qi practice, he hasn't even entered the door, what kind of transformation realm are you talking about?"

Lao Jun was shocked when he heard this, I relied on, I didn't even enter the door, how did I practice the invisibility spell, isn't this playing with me? Grandma, if this is my apprentice, the deity would have smashed it with a spoon a year ago, it would be really annoying. But after all, it is a scripture learner, Taishang Laojun was full of anger, and smiled: "The holy monk really knows how to joke, he has not even started to practice qi, how to practice the invisibility spell, isn't this a fantasy?"

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, and he said unconvinced: "What are you kidding, I really want to learn, Laojun, as the ancestor of Taoism, don't you have a shortcut to guide me? If you want to practice qi, how much time will it take, there is a way that far water can't save near fire, I haven't started yet, the road to the west has already been completed, so you still have to practice a fart?"

Lao Jun couldn't help but nod his head when he heard this, and said in a deep voice: "What the holy monk said is not unreasonable, if you practice qi normally, you really can't take it for more than ten or twenty years, and the great cause of learning scriptures is imminent, it is really urgent, but the way of cultivation is like building a foundation, focusing on laying a good foundation, step by step, in order to be able to follow the shape, do whatever you want, there is no shortcut at all." In this way, the old man will draw a few invisibility talismans for the holy monk, and you can also protect your hidden spell, wouldn't everyone be happy?"

Sanzang was not convinced when he heard this, and snorted angrily: "Lao Jun is too underestimated, don't you think I can do it, otherwise how did this body come about?"

Lao Jun laughed when he heard this, and arched his hand and said: "The holy monk doesn't know, this is the immortal qi you got after taking the immortal golden pill, although the immortal qi was born in this body, but your foundation is unstable, after all, it is not used by you, it is because the true qi is sometimes big and small, sometimes there is no way, and there is no way to disturb, so there is such a result." I implore the holy monk not to be lucky, it is too risky to forcibly cultivate like you, this madness is the best example, if the holy monk still has illusions and refuses to give up, maybe next time it will not be so good. ”

Seeing that Lao Jun said solemnly, Tang Sanzang's face turned pale with fright, he trembled and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said weakly: "It's so serious, what should I do, can't I practice the invisibility spell in my life, it's really a pity." ”

Taishang Laojun smiled, nodded and said: "It seems that the holy monk really likes to practice the invisibility mantra, so it doesn't matter, I will pass on you a method of qi conduction, and teach you to control the true qi in your body, which is sometimes large and sometimes small, and when you practice the true qi to the state of sending and receiving freely, you can practice the invisibility mantra." ”

Rao is like this, Tang Sanzang still pouted, and sighed very depressedly: "It seems that it can only be like this, and I don't know if this qi channeling spell is simple, how many years and months will I be able to cultivate the invisibility spell?"

Taishang Laojun laughed and said proudly: "Holy monk, the way of cultivation is difficult to say, easy to say, the most specialized understanding, the holy monk is extremely smart, touch the bypass, as long as you practice diligently, you will be able to complete the merits, but the practice of practice is subtle and profound, the most opportunistic and shortcut, Wanwang holy monk to the body as the priority, be careful." Okay, I'm going to pass on your method of channeling qi, please listen to me. This method is called the Fireball Technique, which needs to get rid of all distracting thoughts, concentrate and calm the qi, gather the innate qi in the dantian, and then spread it to the palm, and feel that the flame is gradually generated in the hand, and the fire can be burned. This is the method of qi practice, and when the holy monk controls the intensity of the flame in his palm to the point where he can send and receive it freely, he can enter the chapter of invisibility mantra practice. ”

As soon as he heard the three words of the fireball technique, Tang Sanzang immediately became interested, and clapped his hands with a smile and said: "Fireball technique, I've heard of it, isn't it a spell that burns flames on the palm of the hand, hehe, how can it be like learning magic? Well, when Uncle Ben learns this trick, he can fight the little monster, and when the time comes, who will dare to say that I have no power to tie the chicken?" At this moment, the archmage has already begun to obsess himself to put on a black robe, holding a transparent crystal ball, and burning flames coolly, damn, that's just handsome.

Seeing that the holy monk was so enthusiastic, Taishang Laojun was very pleased, and immediately put on the shelf, and said with a smile: "So very good, then follow my mantra, concentrate and calm down, luck dantian, pass it in the palm of your hand, feel that there is a flame in the palm of your hand, and you can complete the merit." ”

As soon as the words fell, a cluster of red white flames sprouted from the palm of the Taoist ancestor, burning gorgeously, Sun Wukong looked at it, and couldn't help but sigh, wow, this is a pure samadhi true fire, and the old official's Taoism is really profound enough.

There is a way that a few families are happy and a few are worried, the flames here are burning vigorously, but Tang Sanzang has no movement, not to mention the fire, not even the slightest smoke comes out, so anxious that the archmage squeezes his eyebrows and is embarrassed. Seeing the qualifications of the holy monk, Taishang Laojun was quite calm, and comforted with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, the way of cultivation is important to persevere, practice makes perfect, the holy monk doesn't have to be discouraged, come again." ”

So, after more than half an hour, Tang Sanzang, who had been working hard to practice the Fireball Technique, was so tired that he was out of breath, and there was still no progress. Seeing it in his eyes, the golden horn and the silver horn couldn't help but secretly snicker, I didn't expect Tang Sanzang to be eccentric, and his qualifications were so stupid, it was really unexpected, if it was replaced by our brothers, I was afraid that I would have been hit in the head by the master.

The child can't be taught, Lao Jun shook his head when he saw it, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead tremblingly, and arched his hand to Tang Sanzang, but he was about to slip away: "Ahem, the holy monk doesn't have to be in a hurry, as the saying goes, there is a diligent path in the book mountain, and there is no end to the hard work of learning the sea, the holy monk only needs to practice diligently, and he will definitely be able to succeed in the future." I'm ashamed to say that my two boys have been down to earth for two hundred years, and the Bagua Dan furnace in the Tushi Palace has been idle, and it's time to go back to open the furnace for alchemy. ”

Sanzang was greatly depressed when he heard this, and moaned weakly: "Laojun, you are leaving, then what should I do, can't I go to the west to learn scriptures with my head on my head, right?"

Lao Jun smiled slightly and comforted: "It's okay, although the holy monk can rest assured, when the effect of the spell decreases, he can return to his original appearance, and the holy monk just needs to wait for time." ”

As soon as the words came out, Tang Sanzang screamed loudly, and said helplessly: "Is there really no other way, pitiful, I don't know when this spell will be reduced?"

"It's hard to say, it's a few days, it's a few months, there's always one day, and there's no other way. "Looking at Sanzang's declining appearance, even if he is as reserved as the old monarch, he can't help but hold back his internal injuries.

"Alas, that's all the way it is," Seeing that Lao Jun was leaving, Tang Sanzang, who was in a bad mood, pouted, stretched out his hand to stop him: "Lao Jun, don't leave yet, we haven't discussed the compensation made by the Golden Horn and Silver Horn to the Sanzang Legion." ”