Chapter 14: Not Just a Joke
The depressed Li Shuchong pondered and meditated on the top of the cliff for a long time, but unfortunately it was still torn, no, and he couldn't figure it out. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
There seem to be three solutions: first, to quickly improve one's own strength and fundamentally solve the security problem; second, before each crossing in the future, we must first evaluate, avoid those martial arts masters, as long as we encounter people who are not weaker than Mei Chaofeng's martial arts, they will all retreat, so as to reduce the difficulty coefficient of security work, and imitate the principle of "land for peace" in Israel and Palestine in those years, and we will also follow the example of the cat and the tiger, and come up with the principle of "exchanging dignity for security"; third, with the help of advanced equipment in the real world, improve defense capabilities.
In fact, none of these three options worked.
Let's start with the third one: the equipment that can improve defense capabilities in the real world probably refers to things like steel helmets and body armor. Not to mention whether you can withstand the fatal blow of the real kung fu of wearing these things, one yang finger, and eighteen palms of the dragon, just imagine, if you wear a steel helmet, body armor, and hide in the corner to peep, appear in front of many martial arts masters, it should be the best annotation of the derogatory saying "shrinking turtle"!
Let's talk about the second method of the so-called "exchanging dignity for safety": if you have to retreat when you encounter Mei Chaofeng and the like, then you don't know how many wonderful plots to avoid in the future, and the "so-called masters" are all frightened, and the practice of fleeing from the wind seems to be not much different from the turtle-style approach of shrinking the head, fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter. The most important thing is that once this disease is infected, it is very easy to worsen, just like the Chinese men's football team that makes the Chinese people mourn its misfortune and anger its indisputable Chinese men's football team, originally only Koreanphobia, because there was no timely cure, and then it has deteriorated into Iranophobia (originally specifically referring to Iran, and later referring to Iran and Iran), Japanphobia, Australianphobia, cardagophobia, and Argentophobia (this is a small A, Oman, not a big A, Argentina)...... In a word, phobia series of syndromes. So, the second way doesn't work.
Finally, let's talk about the first method, improving one's own strength can indeed cure both the symptoms and the root causes, but the problem is how to get the maximum improvement in a very short time? It's too nerve-wracking, so let's find a way after we go back. But Li Shuchong firmly believes: since ancient Huashan, there is a road, and the brave wins when the narrow road meets!
For the rest of the time, Li Shuchong did not follow the development of the plot to watch, but stayed on the top of the cliff to practice martial arts, striving to narrow the gap.
As soon as the time traveled came, the two gold bars that Li Shuchong brought back as usual were thrown into the small bucket.
Li Shuchong is in a very depressed mood, the current situation is very bad, if he still plays step by step, his martial arts will definitely not be able to keep up with the rhythm of the development of the plot, he can't watch a lot of wonderful plots, he can't complete the task of absorbing the bookworm's qi, and he will not be able to escape death in the end.
After breakfast, Li Shuchong came to the school with a depressed mood.
Seeing that the "best friend" was very unhappy, the school flower Qin Wen asked with concern during the big recess, "What's wrong with you today?
Plagued by the major question of "life or death", Li Shuchong was not in the mood to joke, he said dejectedly: "How can I learn really powerful martial arts as soon as possible?"
Qin Wen thought that he was pretending to be cool again, so she continued to perform with him, and said: "We have discussed this issue yesterday, it seems that the result of you and the six monsters of Jiangnan learning martial arts is that there are eighteen kinds of martial arts, all kinds of sparse!"
"Yes, that's it. ā
"How did you learn with Ma Yu, did you learn how to breathe, sit, walk, and sleep?"
"Alas, these are the basic skills in the internal strength, not the martial arts mastery of defeating the enemy. ā
Qin Wen glanced at Li Shuchong's obsession with martial arts, and was determined to mobilize the masses to save this poor "child". Qin Wen looked around and said loudly: "Li Shuchong has a very interesting topic, if you are interested, come and discuss it." If you travel to "Condor Shooting", how will you learn martial arts as soon as possible?"
Sitting behind Li Shuchong is a handsome little guy with oily hair and powder, named Duan Kun, who usually always says that he is Duan Yu's younger brother, and he also has Duan Yu's six- or seven-point demeanor, but it is a pity that he lacks Duan Yu's "romantic but not indecent" charm. He had been listening to Qin Wen and Li Shuchong's chat, and seeing that the school flower intended to convene everyone to discuss, the opportunity was rare, so he hurriedly came over and said as if offering a treasure: "I think it's best to go to Wang Chongyang to learn, and he has the highest martial arts when he discusses swords in Huashan for the first time." ā
Qin Wen, who has always been clean and self-conscious, quietly gave way to the back, keeping a safe distance, and replied with a slight mockery: "Isn't Wang Chongyang dead, can he still teach his disciples?"
The boy at the same table with Duan Kun is called Zhao Zhe, with a slender figure, slightly prominent cheekbones, a pair of big and divine eyes, he usually likes to read books and gossip, and is good at "talking on paper", plus "Zhao Zhe" and "Zhao Luxury" look very similar, so everyone calls him "Zhao Kuo's father". I just heard "Zhao Kuo's father" say slowly: "It's still reliable to find Hong Qigong, and the tuition fee is not high, as long as you find more special delicious things to tempt him." ā
"Do you think Hong Qigong is really so easy to fool? He tested Guo Jing strictly before accepting him as an apprentice!" Ma Youcai, the squad leader next to him, the son of a wealthy merchant in the town, Ma Dashao, couldn't help but retort, "I think it's better to steal the Nine Yin True Scripture directly, and if it doesn't work, use money to smash it." ā
The plump Lu Yingying, a member of the entertainment committee of the first and second classes of high school, was secretly called "Boba" by the boys, she followed the words of the class leader and asked: "Who is it good to steal?" Mei Chaofeng's human skin version is only the second volume, and the version written by Huang Yaoshi's wife for the second time is incomplete, Zhou Botong buried the book in the stone box in the cave of Peach Blossom Island, guarding it every day, it is not easy to steal. Wealthy, what do you say?" The two of them usually look at each other, and they used to be just secret songs, but now they have escalated to blatant ones.
Listening to everyone's various unreliable plans, Li Shuchong shook his head helplessly, and smiled gratefully at his "best friend" Qin Wen, a little bitter.
"Reading this novel can torture you like this, you are too distressed, it's okay, the early birds have worms, I'm optimistic about you!" Qin Wen teased.
"The early worms are still eaten by the birds, so don't laugh at me. Li Shuchong replied nonchalantly.
Suddenly, Li Shuchong's heart moved, as if he had touched some important idea, and he hurriedly continued to analyze this seemingly joked idea: For small birds, getting up early means that there are not many competitors, and it is easier to catch insects and get food; but for insects, getting up early means getting rid of most insects, and the probability of being eaten by predators is greater; in short, predators should try to be different in order to get more food, and predators should try to follow the rules to be safer. Using some reverse thinking, the implicit moral behind this joke is that it is usually the prey who follows the rules, and it is often the predator who does not follow the usual path.
Let's take the lions and buffalo in the African savannah for further analysis: the buffalo have huge bodies and sharp horns, because they can easily eat the tender grass every day without risking, as long as they follow the rules and do not fall behind, there is no danger, so they gradually lose their fighting spirit in comfort, and eventually become food for the lions. And as long as the lions do not take risks for a day, and do not hunt buffaloes for a day, they will starve together for a day, and they are forced to take risks every day, and do everything possible to hunt and kill buffaloes with sharp horns that are much stronger than themselves, even if they are occasionally pierced by the horns and their heads are bleeding? Once successful, the trophy is tons of beef! In this way, the lions successfully stood at the top of the food chain and gradually dominated the fate of the entire herd, picking the old, weak, sick and sick buffaloes to eat in turn every day.
Linking theory with practice, Li Shuchong analyzed his situation and came to the conclusion: If you don't want to play the role of a tragic passer-by for the rest of your life, you must break the routine and take the initiative to change your fate. And if you want to change your fate, you must first change your character, and the most important thing is to have a lion-like heart.
Li Shuchong has been following the rules since he was a child, and has always played the role of an ordinary passerby, but he didn't expect to be gradually forced into a desperate situation by fate!"I must get ahead!" Li Shuchong shouted loudly in his heart, "I am the lion, I am the strongest, what does it matter if my head is broken and my blood flows?!"
A fiery heart is beating vigorously, bursting with a strong desire that has never been seen before!
Bang bang!
Bang bang!
Bang bang!