Chapter 27: A Friend Is an Enemy of an Enemy!
"Ahem, of course, there is a kind of magic called nuclear bomb in our hometown, not to mention hundreds of thousands of goblins, even hundreds of thousands of gods, it's all about it!"
Diana was amazed, and then translated Lu Guan's words to the group of goblins.
Hearing Diana's words, there was a commotion in the goblin group, and these goblins all looked frightened, for fear that Lu Guan would lose one.
However, the goblin at the head was very suspicious, and his dripping eyeballs seemed to want to see Lu Guan's true strength.
Lu Guan knew that he couldn't drag it out, and the sweat on his forehead had already begun to flow up his eyebrows.
He teased Diana and told her to do what he told her.
Diana was pinched by Lu Guan, and immediately remembered something, and hurriedly asked the goblin next to her to whistle.
Suddenly, the entire cave was lined with torches, human figures were longing, and there seemed to be countless goblins moving on the high rock wall.
The light instantly illuminated the entire cavern, causing the flame-feared goblins to take a step back. When they came back to their senses, they were horrified to find that there were shadows of goblins all around them.
"Ambush?!"
The goblin in front of him looked at Lu Guan in horror, he didn't care about being suspicious, he stepped back step by step, and didn't dare to take another step.
At this time, Lu Guan took a step forward instead, and a high-pitched pentatonic singing voice roared out of his broken voice: "Arrogant in the face of ten thousand waves, the blood is like the red sun, but it is like iron, and the bones are like steel..."
It was also said that after Lu Guan went out, there was an aura that frightened the goblin leader in front of him and retreated in horror.
Lu Guan followed the rhythm of his memory, holding the metal pots and pans that seemed to be used by goblins to eat, and beat them with all his strength.
Many goblins around also followed the chirping and screaming, which gave Lu Guan even more momentum, and the leader of the goblin who was pressed suddenly panicked.
Seeing Lu Guan getting closer and closer, he wanted to retreat, but he was unwilling. Because Lu Guan really didn't show any magic skills.
However, this momentum and appearance, it is obvious that the goblins have an ambush, suspicious and timid personality, so that the goblins do not dare to rush forward.
Just when Lu Guan gritted his teeth and slammed the pot and basin in his hand, maybe it was too hard, or maybe it was too greasy, and he had never washed it, and suddenly the pot in his hand fell out without grabbing it.
In an instant, Lu Guan's "Men Should Be Self-Reliant" couldn't go on, and the surrounding goblins were silent.
The goblin leader stiffened his body at this moment, nervously looking at Lu Guan, who was already less than ten steps away from the goblin head, and Diana was also sweating with her hands, looking at Lu Guan worriedly.
On the rock wall, the goblins also stopped shouting and looked at Lu Guan.
For a while, the eyes of all the goblins and goblins were focused on Lu Guan alone.
Even Lu Guan secretly said that he was finished, and this time I am afraid that he will really see the king of Hades. But does he regret it? He doesn't have any regrets.
Perhaps, for the first time in his life, he felt that he had done something right - to rush back to suffer with this female goblin...
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In the next second, a miracle happened.
The goblins retreated in fear, and under the leadership of the leader, they rushed to retreat like flowing water.
They threw away their armor and their equipment, and immediately withdrew from the cave.
Looking at the scene in front of her, the goblin leader was stunned, and the goblins were also stunned, and Diana could not describe her shock in words.
I saw Lu Guan's majestic body, standing not far away, like an invincible god of war.
As a matter of fact...
When Diana rushed up, she found that Lu Guan's body was almost tense and stiff, and she fell backwards with a bang.
This thing is almost fucking scared to death!
"Brother Lu, you, are you okay?"
Diana was anxious and asked Lu Guan with concern, and she found that Lu Guan was almost soaking wet.
"No, it's okay, can you give me some saliva first? I'm dehydrated!"
“...”
The goblins are collectively petrified, and I really don't know how to describe Lu Guan.
"Brother Lu, you have such strong strength, why do you want to let them go?" Diana asked as she fed Lu Guan water.
She thought that Lu Guan had used some magic to scare those goblins away.
Lu Guan showed a wry smile and said speechlessly: "How can I have any strength, I, a person who is not even able to awaken the divine nature, can't even use divine arts." ”
Boom!
The water scoop in Diana's hand fell to the ground, her eyes widened, and she looked at Lu Guan for a long time without saying a word.
Her heart was touched and adored spontaneously.
Regardless of her shyness, Diana threw herself on Lu Guan and adored: "Brother Lu, you are simply a genius, the most powerful wizard I have ever seen!"
"Uh..."
Lu Guan wanted to push Diana away, but if he was wrong once, he wouldn't be wrong a second time. Besides, now that the cave is brightly lit, he can't stand up when he sees Diana's dignity.
"There has never been a person who doesn't know how to scare away thousands of goblins!"
"That's... Actually..."
Lu Guan thought about it, even if he said it, Diana probably didn't know who Zhuge Kongming was, so he would shut up.
"But, seriously, I can only fool for a while, not for a lifetime. Let's hurry up and prepare to shift positions. ”
Lu Guan said to Diana.
At the beginning, Zhuge Liang was just buying time, and he took the risk this time, just to buy time for the goblin transfer.
After a long time, the goblins will definitely come back to their senses and will definitely raise their troops to commit it again!
"Well, got it. ”
Diana now listens to Lu Guan's words, and her current admiration for Lu Guan makes Lu Guan himself a little creepy.
He didn't want to be pushed down by the female goblin again, once was enough, at most everyone would be friends in the future. A female goblin with a personality like Diana is actually quite good to be friends.
Anyway, Lu Guan thinks so at this time, and as for the future...God knows how it will develop.
The goblins retreated, because all the old and weak women and children had been evacuated before, and this time the goblins were able to retreat calmly without any losses, thanks to Lu Guan.
Regardless of whether Lu Guan is magical or not, in the eyes of the goblins, Lu Guan is their hero and their lucky star.
After the goblin shifted, Lu Guan was subjected to his first grand celebratory banquet, and goblins surrounded him everywhere.
The goblin leader also served Lu Guan the best food and wine, and after Diana's flip, the leader said that Lu Guan would be their best friend.
Even, he gave the small helmet with two right angles on his head to Lu Guan to witness the friendship between Lu Guan and the goblin.
At the end of the celebration, the goblin leader asked Lu Guan, "Our hero, do you have a way to eradicate these goblins?"
"Elimination?" Lu looked at the goblin leader with a scar on his eye, the goblin combat power was weaker than the goblins, and he didn't have enough equipment, so it was really difficult to eradicate the huge number of goblins.
"On this hill, we have been fighting goblins for hundreds of years, but unfortunately we are getting weaker and weaker, and they are getting stronger and stronger. ”
"What the hell are you fighting for?"
Lu Guan is very curious, goblins like to bully the weak, but goblins don't have oil and water, so they are a similar race to them?
"This..."
The leader was a little embarrassed, and seemed to have some unspeakable secrets. Diana also lowered her head, as if everyone didn't want to say more about the reason.
Lu Guan looked at it and immediately didn't ask. He also doesn't want to ask too much, ask too many mistakes, and the more he knows, the more likely he is to be in trouble.
"I don't ask, it's not impossible to eradicate it..."
In an instant, Lu Guan had a plan to kill people with a knife.
"Really?"
Diana asked excitedly, "Is there really a way to eradicate these goblins?"
Lu Guan glanced at Diana meaningfully, and said, "There is a saying that the enemy of our enemies is our friends. ”
"The enemy of the enemy?"
Diana was puzzled, goblins had enemies, but goblins weren't fart in the eyes of powerful people. And most of the people that goblins can bully are as weak as their goblins.
"Yes, do you know Camelot's Royal Knight Academy?"
As soon as Lu Guan finished speaking, he wanted to pat his head, this female goblin can know a fart!
But who would have thought, the female goblin Diana nodded and responded, "I know, what's wrong?"
"Uh...you know?"