Chapter 80, the heavenly life of a lazy otaku
In the past few decades, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall designed by Zhang Lu has already been completed, but the surrounding five floors and twelve cities are still incomplete, but fortunately, it is covered by clouds and mist, and it does not damage the glory of the main hall, and it will not look like an unfinished building. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
With the help of a group of immortals, Zhang Jian conjured up a lot of gold-armored wrestlers, holding halberds in front of Shuangque. Zhang Lu followed Yu Ji here, looking at the dress of those wrestlers, he couldn't help but recall the past when he was a lang in the Han Palace - his former colleagues were friends, and today he is on the stairs, and I am at the bottom of the stairs...... It's really depressing.
But it's just a little uncomfortable, he himself doesn't have a strong enough desire for power. Besides, if I want to be the emperor in the world, it is also a matter of minutes now - the easiest way is to assassinate a certain emperor and change his shape, but he will only change Cao Fang and Liu Chan when he is sick, and Sun Quan is estimated to not live for many years...... I don't care about the head of the chicken or the queen of the ox, and I don't think I am so happy to be the Jade Emperor.
And the pattern of the Jade Emperor is just this vast heavenly realm, Zhang Lu has seen a model monk who is not under his rule at all, and has a completely inexplicable origin, he has a higher goal, and he regards the heavenly realm as the mortal world, and there is really nothing to be nostalgic for.
Let's say that Zhang Jian is quite magnificent, and he really sent an immortal official to come out, and first asked Yu Ji and Zhang Lu to wait in His Majesty, and then entered the palace to spread the word. It didn't take long for him to hear the greeting: "The Jade Emperor announced that he would enter the palace!" Zhang Lu glanced at Yu Ji and asked him in a low voice: "Do I want to sign up first?" ”
Think about it, let's not say that the immortals are at ease, they don't obey the control, most of them are small and medium-sized landlords, and few of them have seen a big scene, do you really find an Uncle Sun to come out and give a courtier? Liu Bang's subordinates gritted their teeth and recognized this set, that is because they have followed Liu Bang to fight for many years, they are old subordinates and old courtiers, and there is no such relationship between the immortals and Zhang Jian.
So he strode up to His Majesty and entered the temple. Looking around, well, this is a bit of a "pantheon" flavor, two columns of immortals, dressed differently, and their appearance is also strange, just different from the court in the mortal world. Jade Emperor Zhang Jian sat upright in the hall, wearing a crown, surrounded by clouds and mist, five dragons circling, and ruiqi - ah, I forgot to tell him, the Jade Emperor, you have to be dressed in gold, although it is vulgar, but that is dazzling enough.
Zhang Lu bowed his hand and made a mortal salute to meet the elder: "Zhang Lu has seen the Jade Emperor." "You won't want me to kneel, right? If you really have this rule, Lao Tzu will turn around and leave on the spot, I don't deserve this immortal!
Fortunately, Zhang Jian really didn't pick a courtesy, but his face was full of joy: "Qing is finally here." It's not just that I am waiting for Qing, this high heaven and all the immortals are looking forward to Qing coming like looking at the clouds!" Zhang Lu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth again, and said in his heart that "I" came out...... But Lao Tzu will never be called a "minister"!
After a few casual greetings, I got to the point, Zhang Lu said that I am here to help you eliminate the trouble, but although the prophecy says, I really don't know how to destroy this evil. Zhang Jian said that he was not in a hurry at this moment - anyway, where are our days still going - you first find a place to settle down and familiarize yourself with the situation in the sky.
Heaven is a large world independent of the mortal world, in which countless small worlds have been created by the immortals. It is said that it is a very hard job to open up the world alone, and those who have first ascended to the fairy realm have to spend a considerable amount of time on this work. Fortunately, Zhang Jian had already prepared the small world for Zhang Lu, and immediately ordered Yu Ji to lead him.
It is a very simple matter for immortals to travel between various small worlds, and they can reach it wherever they want, and there is no distance at all. At that moment, Zhang Lu followed Yu Ji out of the heavenly court, and after walking a short distance, he crossed and came to a very ordinary mountain. Zhang Lu looked left and right, although the distance was far away, but according to the senses, the diameter of this world was only a few hundred miles, and the main body was this mountain, with a red sun hanging in the sky. The mountain stream is murmuring, and there are two or three thatched huts by the stream, which look very simple and simple.
As soon as Yu Ji explained, Zhang Lu realized that this was originally Zhang Jian's industry—didn't Zhang Jian occupy Liu Lei's small world and rebuild the heavenly court? Yu Ji asked, do you want to build your own world on this basis, or simply bulldoze and rebuild—"I can be a peacemaker." ”
Zhang Luxin said that if I want to live in a few small grass huts, then what is the difference between me and staying in the mortal world-"Labor Immortal Master." ”
Yu Ji waved his sleeves, and the surrounding scenery disappeared in an instant, and even the red sun in the sky was gone, leaving only chaos. When Yu Ji said goodbye and left, Zhang Lu squatted in the void, scratching his chin and wondering: What kind of world should I build?
In his original idea, of course, it was necessary to make a modern metropolis, or even a future city in a science fiction film, which was good enough, but he had seen this scene in the fantasy of Nuwa's ruins that day, and knew that with his own knowledge, he would also be a Xibei product, and he would be very nouveau riche with no cultural background. Besides, if you really want to build such a huge city, how long will it take, and how much energy will it take?
Even if he had the help of Nuwa's five-color stone, and the world of Duo Xuanhe was created against Liu Lei that day, it was an illusion after all, and it was a low-end illusion, and the details had to be made up by the participants themselves. The heavenly world, turning the virtual into reality, is not so rough. Even if I create an ordinary or humble world, I will be purely interested in my own interests, and I will not be a ...... Laughed at by the immortals, do you really want to just make a backdrop, and you can't laugh off the big teeth of the immortals?
Forget it, I'll deal with it briefly first, and then slowly add it when I have time and ideas in the future.
The five orbs on his wrist spread out, each of which was placed in a orbit around his body, moving slowly. Among them, the four beads of "wall", "universe", "truth" and "illusion" began to shine, assisting Zhang Lu, and his mind was everywhere, and he began to create the world in chaos. The main body of this world is a sphere, but it is not a planet, and its diameter is only ten zhang, and it rotates slowly to generate gravity.
The outer shell of the ball is tempered glass, and it can also change color according to the intensity of the external light, and the ball is divided into two layers with a wall of plates. Then make a fiery red sun the size of a football, a hundred feet away from the ball, and revolve around it—so that the compartment in the ball can be distinguished from day and night.
Zhang Lu stepped into the upper floor of the sphere, and then divided it repeatedly, resulting in three floors and a total of thirteen rooms, successively conjuring up tables, chairs, beds, curtains, and other furniture—well, this is enough to live for a while.
As for the lower layer of the ball, I haven't figured out what to do yet...... Why don't you get a greenhouse out and grow some crops? How do you feel like I'm an interstellar pioneer......
He walked to the dressing mirror in the bedroom, and the image in the mirror gradually changed—wearing a white striped short-sleeved T-shirt, gray casual trousers, and a pair of dark brown beach shoes barefoot;
It's a bit lonely to live alone in such a big house...... If you really want to get a few big waves of female secretaries to come out, will you be ridiculed by other immortals? Well, I'll make one that they haven't seen before—a one-man tall white robot, with a body like a pear, long hands and short feet, a round head, no mouth and no nose, and only a pair of small inverted triangular eyes......
"I think you should know, I'm very frustrated......"
"Yes, I know," Zhang Lu perked up, very satisfied that he was able to build all his happiness on the devastated negative energy of a mechanical creature, "and then you can pour me a cup of coffee." ”
"That's it?"
"Of course. ”
"I don't like to this......," the robot shook his head, as if it was going to fall forward at any moment, and then lay there until the ground was gone, "Besides, you haven't built a coffee machine yet." ”
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When an otaku has a ticket in his pocket and can order takeout at any time to solve the problem of survival, all the pride and ambition of the struggle period can easily come to naught. Maybe he accidentally thinks that it's time to go out and take out the garbage, to stuff all the dirty clothes into the washing machine, and to put the computer desk in a little neater, otherwise it will be difficult to turn it out and fix it next time the cat has a problem...... But, anyway, I have time, so why hurry?
Zhang Lu now has more time, even if he is the shortest-lived immortal in history, it will be at least 10,000 years of life-the Eastern Prince, the Western Queen Mother, they have all lived for 15,000 - "10,000 years is too long, only" ...... As for the extermination, the Jade Emperor is not in a hurry, what am I anxious about?
So until the Jade Emperor sent Yu Ji to call him, the lower layer of Zhang Lu's world was still empty, not to mention the crops, and even a handful of soil had not yet been made. He just lay on the bed on the upper floor and joked about Marvin, trying to dig out enough depressing words that didn't even appear in the original novel, almost filling the whole world with negative energy. Zhang Lu seems to feel that even the sun outside the window seems sick these days, and he can't wait to plunge himself into the glass and kill himself......
Yu Ji did not enter Zhang Lu's spherical abode - although most of his world was still chaotic, and it seemed that the ball could accommodate him, but after all, he was a human being, so how could he trespass without telling him? The immortals paid great attention to their personal privacy, and they could not enter the house casually without the consent of their master. Yu Ji had no choice but to appear in the void, but the negative energy around him made him shudder a little, and he just wanted to quickly call Zhang Lu to leave.
As soon as Yu Ji appeared, Zhang Lu sensed it, so he had to put aside Marven for the time being, and in one step, he broke through the glass wall and stepped out of the round ball—obviously he forgot to build the door at all...... Yu Ji said that the Jade Emperor summoned him, and Zhang Lu lazily twisted his waist: "Wait, I'll go and get dressed." ”
Yu Ji's eyebrows furrowed slightly, what does that mean—aren't you wearing clothes?" Zhang Lu shrugged his shoulders: "It's just a nightgown." ”
So he returned to Yuanqiu, took off his nightgown, kicked off his slippers, and changed into casual clothes, and then went out to meet Yu Ji again. Yu Ji's brows furrowed even tighter, and he said, What are you wearing here? It's not as good as the robe just now......
Zhang Lu didn't need to correct Yu Ji's backward aesthetic taste, he just smiled slightly, and then the two immortals arrived at the Lingxiao Treasure Hall one after the other. Although the immortals were dressed strangely according to their personal preferences, some were wrapped in animal skins and some were covered with leaves, but when they saw Zhang Lu's dress, they were all dumbfounded. Zhang Jian also felt quite novel, but he knew that Zhang Lu was from the next generation, so he didn't think it was strange.
Zhang Jian said, your own home should have been almost created—don't worry, which immortal's world didn't take a long time to gradually create? Let's focus on the problem of extermination first. "If you want to destroy it, you must first make the relics of the ancient immortals remain. "The most important Gu Immortal relic in the sky is in the Kunlun Mountains, I have already greeted the Queen Mother of the West, so I will take you to visit.
So he left the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and went to Kunlun Mountain. Zhang Lu couldn't help but ask: "When the Jade Emperor travels, he has no carriages and horses?" You all call yourself "I", and you live in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but you still have legs when you go out, this style of painting is not right.
When Zhang Jian heard this, he was slightly stunned, and then nodded: "What the earl said is true." With a move on his left sleeve, he saw two giant dragons breaking out of the waves from the pool in front of the treasure hall - Zhang Lu recognized it in a trance, these were Liu Lei's two dragons, right? Why did you even rob his pet...... Zhang Jian waved his right sleeve, and saw a giant car galloping out of the treasure hall. This car gold for the car, white jade for the ornament, on the five-color rainbow for its canopy, the car is ten zhang high, the wheel is seven zhang high, although it is quite gorgeous, but look at the shape and quality is still the Han Dynasty object. Zhang Luxin said that you are really lacking in imagination, this is really impossible without my help......
The two dragons drove, with the immortal official as the king, the golden armor wrestler opened the way, and the flags were displayed, and soon became a queue of honors. Zhang Jian pulled Zhang Lu and rode along, and he traveled through the space, entered the Tianfeng World, and stepped on the clouds and fog until the bottom of Kunlun Mountain.
The mother of the king of the west came to greet him. Although Zhang Jian was the honor of the Jade Emperor, he did not dare to be arrogant to the queen mother, so he hurriedly pulled Zhang Lu out of the car to salute, and introduced to the queen mother: "This is Zhang Lu, the prince of Shangcheng." The Queen Mother nodded: "The relics of the Gu Immortals are still allowed, and only one person is allowed to enter and exit." ”
Zhang Jian said of course, of course, I have already gone to see it, and this time Zhang Lu will go alone. The Queen Mother summoned a maid in Tsing Yi and ordered her to lead Zhang Lu to the ruins.
The relics of this ancient immortal are in the Kunlun Mountains, entering from a cave covered with green vines halfway up the mountainside, and the road zigzags downward, about hundreds of miles - if this is a mortal, it is estimated that he will starve to death halfway through. But Zhang Lu had already become an immortal, even if he didn't dare to speed up because he was unfamiliar with the road, he arrived at his destination in less than half an hour.
The maid in Tsing Yi only took Zhang Lu to the entrance of the cave, then handed him a pillar of incense, and said, "The incense will return immediately, be careful not to delay." "This is the property of the Queen Mother of the West, she is an old man and magnanimous, allowing other immortals to come to watch and figure out, you don't know what to do, as soon as you enter, you will stay until the earth is desolate, and you will not come out again.
This incense is only half a finger thick, about a foot and a half long, but it burns very slowly, Zhang Lu came to the bottom of the cave, and the incense is only half burned. He held incense in one hand, looked left and right, and saw the end of the road, the bottom of the cave, the space suddenly expanded - the road was only more than one person high, but the space in front of it was as high as ten zhang, and it was more than ten zhang wide, and it could almost stuff his own ball dwelling into it, and it might not be able to fill it.
Is this the remnant of the Gu Immortals? How come there is nothing to be seen except for some simple carvings on the cave wall? Zhang Lu stepped forward and looked at a carving - about two zhang high from the ground, there is a horizontal road, the two ends are slightly thicker, and the middle is slightly thinner, as if it is a "one" character. But in the Gu Immortal Era, there should be no writing, right?
Paying attention to the word "one", Zhang Lu suddenly felt dizzy, and then countless thoughts surged......