Chapter 425: Shrek's three-inch incorruptible tongue
Snow has fallen in the Holy Empire, but there are still places in the Orc Empire that are still sunny and refreshing like autumn.
In the Centaur Plains, a figure is constantly wandering around in various tents, this guy is none other than Shrek.
A soldier followed behind him, carrying a few catties of meat in his hand, which, of course, were not given away, but used for other purposes.
After Shrek came here, he also regarded himself as a centaur clan, and these centaurs actually believed it, and they were quite friendly to their own brothers. The Centaur Clan has always been very good to the people in their own clan, but Shrek is clearly a donkey covered with scales, if you really want to talk about it, this guy is at most a donkey Terran, this donkey and a horse are not the same thing at all, okay?
However, in the eyes of the centaurs, the donkey is also a horse, and the horse is also a donkey. In this case, Shrek naturally became their same clan, not to mention that Shrek also has the surname Shi.
The royal surname of the centaur clan is driving, the name of the king of horses is in the jade, the surname of the horse is the big surname in the centaur clan, it is the surname of the royal family, it is said that the ancestor of the centaur clan in ancient times is the fastest among the gods. So the royal family took the surname to drive, showing that they were the descendants of the gods who ran the fastest.
Shrek is also surnamed Motor, and the Centaur royal family is also surnamed Motor, although this Centaur is not the same as this history, but it reads almost the same, and some Centaurs who don't know the truth still think that Shrek is the descendant of the previous Centaur King who left outside.
After Shrek came to the Centaur Plain, the Centaur King soon came to meet him, but he only met him, and then he ignored Shrek, and Shrek didn't care, he ate and drank, played and played, and recently hooked up with a few beautiful Centaur women, and then started his own sowing road.
After all, the Centaurs are orcs, but they don't have the so-called moral chastity among humans, not to mention that even among humans, there are many people who love vanity, right?
At this time, before dawn, Shrek got up, and then began to wander around the big tents again, which has almost become a habit for him.
After walking through the tents and greeting those royal families, princes and the like, I came to a gambling house, and at this time there were already many people shouting in the gambling house, which was very lively.
After Shrek came to the Centaurs, he actually started gambling in the Centaurs, of course, the gambling chips are not money, but meat, because the Centaurs or the entire orcs are still in the primitive society of barter. In the absence of entertainment and drama, this gambling house is the favorite place for all men and women.
After playing for a while, there was a lot of meat piled up in front of Shrek, which made people extremely envious.
At this time, in the golden tent of the royal family, several tall and sturdy centaurs were frowning, thinking about an important matter related to the life and death of the centaurs.
Zhongyu sat on the throne, and on either side stood the civil and military ministers of the Centaur clan.
"Your Majesty, according to the information we have received, the humans have conquered the tribes around the Centaur Clan, and have included the Centaur Plain in an encirclement. A big man with white hair and braids came out and said, "Your Majesty, the situation is very bad for us Centaurs!"
"Your Majesty, if you don't make a decision, we Centaurs will face the attack of humans, Your Majesty. Another minister stepped forward and said, "According to the information we have received, the Silver Wolf King has been killed by humans, and the entire werewolf realm has been incorporated into the Holy Empire. ”
"Your Majesty, let's make a decision now! Everyone has seen the combat power of the Silver Wolf King, Your Majesty, if you don't make a decision, our Centaur Clan will be another Werewolf Clan!"
“......”
The situation is very urgent, if it is not urgent, the king of the Centaur clan will not call all his henchmen early in the morning. Zhongyu's brows furrowed slightly, and after a long time, he spoke: "Go and invite the envoy of the Holy Empire, I want to understand the policies of the Holy Empire very well." “
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
A figure quickly walked out of the golden tent and came to the gambling house, and almost everyone in the entire Centaur clan knew that Shrek liked to hide in the gambling house and gamble on meat.
"Mr. Shrek, Your Majesty wants to see you. A young Centaur came to Shrek's side and said respectfully, for this erudite kindred, many Centaurs still admired it.
"Oh, the king of horses is finally going to see me, okay, let's go!" Shrek smiled slightly, and then followed the celebrity horse soldier out, walked to the door of the tent, and turned to look at the guys behind him: "I have a total of one hundred and three pounds and two taels of wild boar, don't hack Lao Tzu's meat, otherwise Lao Tzu will explode your chrysanthemums!"
Hearing Shrek's words, many people couldn't help but tighten, and then showed flattering smiles.
"Shi Ye, look at what you said, are we the ones who hack other people's meat? Don't worry, your meat is not more than a pound, and you are waiting for you to come back here. ”
"Shi Ye, don't worry, I'll help you watch here, and you won't let others lick it!"
"With us here, you definitely have a lot of meat, how many taels are missing, I will double it for you when I come back!"
“......”
Everyone said, the smiles on their faces looked like a group of minions, these guys have respect and fear for Shrek, especially after hearing that he single-handedly exploded the chrysanthemums of the men of the entire Cow tribe, these centaurs were even more worried that they would provoke him and be opened by the chrysanthemums he exploded.
Here's the thing, one day Shrek and these guys bragged, saying that they had conquered a group of cattle tribes, not only conquered a cattle tribe from the **, but also conquered the cattle tribe from the heart. Burst the chrysanthemums of the men of the entire cattle tribe and make the entire cattle tribe obedient. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is Shrek blowing a cannon, but these centaurs don't think so, they all think that what Shrek said is true, and it is estimated that they have been bullied too much by the cattle people before.
"For the sake of you being so sensible, these things can be regarded as Lao Tzu's reward for you. Shrek laughed, and then swaggered towards us, and there were cheers one after another, although the centaur has a little to do with horses, but they are also a group of carnivores.
walked forward slowly, and soon a huge dirty tent appeared in Shrek's sight, looking at this tent, a faint smile appeared at the corner of Shrek's mouth, and said: "It seems that this king can't help it, there is a drama in this matter!"