Chapter Eighty-Six: Warrant Officer/Official Certificate?

After a good night's sleep that day, Hao Song and Edward followed the Meyer couple and William Toilet to have a casual meal in Los Angeles, and then went to Jonathan and his father's grave to pay their respects, and finally checked in the spirit materials and forbidden equipment through the special channel organized by the Night's Watch, and then said goodbye at the security checkpoint.

At the time of parting, Mr. and Mrs. Meyer thanked each other solemnly, and William Toilet was even more grateful. It's just that for the two guys who are not very sophisticated, the only possible reaction can only be to laugh cheekily. The young night watchman did not like to drag the mud and water at the time of parting, so with a dashing wave of his hand, he left this fate behind. Only older people will understand that we should cherish every encounter!

At this moment, the two of them are talking nonsense while going through the security check.

"Speaking of which, we didn't go through security in Hawaii, and the military took us away as soon as we got there," Edward shrugged as he walked through the security check with his hands crossed.

Hao Song helplessly glanced at the blonde security beauty who was moving his hand on Edward, and was greatly surprised after hearing this, before he said in Chinese: "Do you want to enjoy this beauty's delicate whole body love/caress when you say this now?"

"Hmm?" Edward was also keenly aware that the blonde beauty beside him had examined more closely. But after a while, I saw her teeth biting her lip gently, and the more she touched it, the redder her face became. The reason is that in addition to the tyrant has a good skin, it is naturally because there is a piece on this fool's body, and you can even feel the amazing toughness and explosiveness of its muscles when you pinch it, just like pinching a high-frequency jumping/egg, which is like a fly for bold women in Europe and the United States!

Hao Song stood 5 meters behind him and looked at it with hot eyes, and said in his heart that this is not an entry security checkpoint, otherwise the open American imperialist Yanma would have to leave a phone call for Edward, right?

However, when Hao Song's gaze swept over Edward's side face, he keenly noticed that this fool was actually a little impatient! Recalling Edward's overkill and cautious attitude on the road when the two came, Hao Song's heart suddenly became alarmed, and cold sweat fell! In his eyes, the "love/caressing" immediately turned into a dead act of touching the tiger's buttocks!

He complained in his heart: "Touch an egg! If this master suspects that you harbor evil intentions, it is estimated that it will be solved with a knife and body search!

Before Edward broke out, Hao Song hurriedly spoke: "Ahem, I want to complain! Beauty, are you checking or sexually harassing? My buddy doesn't want to eat you!" The mouth was unceremoniously, but the heart was good, in his opinion, this was to prevent Edward from getting angry, so that the girl could avoid a knife and obscenity.

It's a pity that in the eyes of the American imperialist Yanmar, this shout has a completely strange meaning. Hearing this, she subconsciously looked up at Edward, and sure enough, this handsome man with a frosty face and a cold light in his eyes suddenly became frightened, and did not dare to move his hands and feet again, so he quickly let him go. But in my heart, I couldn't help but be unlucky, and I met a pair of

Yes, in the eyes of an open-minded American imperialist woman, you are a sturdy adult man who does not mince words about a woman with plump breasts and fat/buttocks, and the man who walks with you also makes "sour" remarks to prevent others from being interested in him, that is obviously to make people suspect that you are a pair of firm?

How could Hao Song, a guy who teases the outside and the inside elves, not know that people have misunderstood? However, at this moment, it is like yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants, and it is not but is also. Facing the painful look in the eyes of others, Hao Song's natural expression remained unchanged, but his heart was full of embarrassment, and he accepted a perfunctory and quick examination through his boots. There is no lack of sighs in my heart, and it is really a hundred words, it is better to be silent. Not only was I misunderstood at this time, but I haven't been able to enjoy the meticulous "caressing", which is really a big loss!

In fact, this guy doesn't pee and take pictures, just like him, a raunchy, listless and decrepit man, even if people are not prejudiced and judge people by their appearance like ordinary people, no one will pay attention to him. The blonde beauty still deeply despises Edward Miero's vision of choosing a friend

However, there is a good thing about those who cultivate their minds with a clear state of mind, because after they understand their true mind, they will not easily let their own minds be bound by stereotypes and bad habits, external objects that are praised and deprecated by the world. Hao Song was embarrassed for a while, and when he walked to the boarding gate with his backpack on his back and seemed to be shouting something "It's him!

However, the place where Hao Song and Edward are two mallets is destined not to be peaceful. From a distance, he saw the tyrant Edward, who was blocked out of the gate. Hao Song hurriedly stepped forward, and said in his heart What happened today? The pit daddy without a score is endless, right? Look at this rhythm, if Edward's cannon is not lit, everyone will not stop if they are collectively blown up, right?

After the cowardly cargo approached, he happened to see a group of flight attendants who were blocking the way like a great enemy, and some familiar brown-haired flight attendants were calling the police, and immediately understood that this matter was really not to blame, and this flight was the same one when the two of them were from Guam to Honolulu, Hawaii!

Flight P-H1769 runs the Guam-Honolulu-Los Angeles air route all year round. Since the last "failed terrorist hijacking", the crew of the flight who were greatly frightened have really rested in Los Angeles for several days, during which they also received psychological counseling and crisis response training. Among them, the brown-haired and slender stewardess who "confronted" Edward, Christina, was so frightened that she almost resigned, of course, in the end she was persuaded by her acquaintances.

However, as soon as she started work at the end of the holiday today, Christina, who was standing at the boarding gate to greet her, was furious to see that Edward Mierro, the "terrorist" she had clearly witnessed taken away by the Hawaiian military a few days ago, was walking towards her with an annoyed face! She stared in disbelief at the face that had been in nightmares lately recently, and her trust in the US imperialist military had dropped directly to a negative number

Originally, the most appropriate crisis public relations approach at this time should be to pretend not to recognize the other party, and then secretly call the police, and then find a reliable reason to delay the take-off, wait for the police to complete the deployment, and then evacuate the passengers in a panic, so as to facilitate the police to arrest them. In fact, the crew members also received similar training after psychological counseling.

Unfortunately, Edward Miero, as a cultivator with a "rage" heart, will naturally cause panic among those around him due to the mental fluctuations emitted by his anger. The last time she had direct contact with the tyrant Edward, Christina, who was already scared, was immediately distracted and distracted, screaming "It's him!" and then took out her mobile phone and started calling the police.

was so troubled by her, and the three colleagues who welcomed Christina couldn't pretend to be garlic. A timid flight attendant hurriedly found a place to hide and reported the situation to the captain (Ruye). The other two empty boys could only curse shit (sh/it), and then stepped forward to block the tyrant Edward, whose face had obviously become more annoyed.

After Hao Song got rid of the painful gaze of the blonde Yanma at the security checkpoint, he happened to be faced with such a/troublesome scene again. At this moment, there are only less than 20 minutes before takeoff, and with Hao Song's mind of rushing back to the Marshall headquarters with genetic materials, he definitely does not plan to delay here for too long.

But this guy didn't rush forward, but took out the night card and activated it with his pupil, and inserted it into the slot of the watch. I don't know what he did, but after half a minute of inking in the passage, he strode forward with his collar straightened.

Edward was on the verge of an outburst at this moment, if it weren't for a trace of reason telling him not to mess around, this guy would have taken out the organic material micro/hijacker that the crew members were very familiar with, but fortunately, at this time, the cowards stepped forward in time to separate the two sides, and then actually took out the warrant officer/official card of Zhang Meidi Hawaii Military Base from the inner pocket of the windbreaker with a solemn face!

"I'm Gretheau-S. Hao, and I'm part of Hickam Air Force Base, Hawaii, please stop all excesses and inappropriate treatment of my colleagues at once!"

The corners of Edward's mouth twitched, and he said, "Damn! It's a big fun now, isn't it!? Forged a military/official certificate and pretended to be a warrant officer of the US imperialists! Anyway, why does this certificate look familiar?"

At this moment, Christina and her colleagues also turned their senses from the initial panic: these two people appeared here, which means that the Hawaiian military has released them, and the CIA has not informed the customs to prevent these two from entering the country, so these two guys are definitely not terrorists. You must know that after 911, the investigation of suspicious immigrants by the US imperialists has reached the point where it would rather kill the wrong person than let it go, and all those who are slightly suspected are not allowed to enter the country, let alone two guys who made such a big deal on the plane?

Of course, for the sake of insurance, it is more reliable to let the police verify this situation. However, as soon as Hao Song came up, he took out a weapon of mass murder, the "warrant officer's military certificate!" Well, you must know that the police stations and courts of the US imperialists have no right to arrest, interrogate, and try soldiers, and even if they are just a big soldier, they must be handed over to a military court.

And now the bigger problem is that Hao Song and Edward have not committed anything, and the high-sounding US imperialists, who talk about human rights, cannot arrest people on a "trumped-up" charge like the Song Dynasty. So Christina embarrassedly explained to the police station, while her colleagues curiously took Hao Song's "warrant officer/official certificate" and looked at it over and over.

However, these US imperialist civilians know that the US imperialists' military ID cards were replaced by electronic ID cards decades ago, and it is generally necessary to distinguish the authenticity by either finding a machine to swipe it, or using the military's internal network to check the military/official number. These generals tried Hao Song's "military/official card" at the document scanning area at the boarding gate, and the results showed that it was actually true!

Even Edward Mierro was shocked

["The nature of the mission of the Night's Watch organization dictates that the Night's Watch must have the right to be unhindered throughout the world. - Hart Bihevel y-Wang]