Chapter 14 Burning Noodles 2
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Tao Xiaozhi said that there is a way to deal with these noodle-like things, then he has a way to deal with these things, but no one can guarantee that his ghost ideas will work or not.
"What's the solution?" said Vulcan hurriedly, "Say it quickly!"
"It's actually very simple, just like eating tofu. Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said, "It's to attack with fire!"
"It's a poor analogy, isn't it!, like a bull's head doesn't match a horse's butt!" Sparkle scoffed, "but it's a good idea." ”
Huoxing, this is really a wicked person who sues first, and if he doesn't reflect on himself, he will criticize others.
"That's right!" said the old man with pigtails, "these things must be combustible, I feel that these things are the same as vegetable oil, and the smell is also a little similar!"
"That's right, I have a fire cutter on me!" said Huoxing, patting the wooden hoop rattan on his head, "This is what I used to make a fire on the way to Fat Sheep Mountain to find the old man who forgot his feelings." ”
The fire star pulled out the fire cutter from his waist and blew it on fire, then took a handful of withered weeds and was about to set the noodles on fire.
"Wait, don't mess around!" Tao Xiaozhi stopped him, "This is a forest of wild grasses! If we don't do it well, the whole vast field of wild grass will burn! When the time comes, it's strange if we don't become roast pigs!"
"What then?" said Flaming Star, glaring.
"Let's pull out the weeds around first," Tao Xiaozhi said, "pull out an open area and burn it, so that there will be no worries." ”
"I won't pull it out!" said the fire star, turning his head to the side, "why should I listen to you?!, just like why a buffalo walks with a snail!"
Xiao Zhi said very reasonably. The old man with pigtails said, "Little Mars, you should listen to him once!"
"Yes, the most handsome nephew will always listen to you like your bandage!" "White!" Ever since the fire star ignited the withered grass in his hand, the idiot's red apple-like eyes could not be opened, so the idiot screamed "in vain" and jumped a few feet away.
"Xiaobai seems to be very afraid of fire!" Tao Xiaozhi scratched his head and said, "He seems to be very sensitive and afraid of strong light." Forget it, let him stay there for a while, we'll have to pull the weeds quickly, and we'll have to get the lost stupid star back." ”
Tao Xiaozhi and Huo Xing pulled out the surrounding weeds with all their hands, and soon there was an open space.
"Dear Uncle and sweet little Guagua," said Huoxing, holding up the weeds torch in his hand, "you must bear with me, and I will be very careful to burn these damn noodles for you little by little." I'm not going to burn you, don't worry!"
"Don't worry!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "He is a great pharmacist, even if he is burned to death, he will cure himself!"
Huoxing ignored Tao Xiaozhi, and carefully approached the torches to those noodles, before the tongue of fire touched, those noodles "crackled" and burned, and the fire spread like lightning, all the noodles were soaring together, and the huge fire net firmly covered the old man with pigtails and the little melon!
The old man with pigtails screamed like a pig, and struggled wildly in the net of fire, but the elasticity and stickiness of the burning noodles were still there, and the old man with pigtails was tied even tighter, and his clothes and hair also burned. The old man with pigtails rolled on the ground in pain, trying to extinguish the fire, the noodles were covered with mud, but still burning, and the fire did not diminish because of this. Of course, Xiao Guagua's situation is no better than that of the old man with pigtails. Although it has fewer noodles sticking to its body, because it has no hands and feet, it can only jump around, and it can't extinguish the fire at all, and the hair on its body is burned to the ground, and its original snow-white body is burned like black charcoal, almost cooked, and it screams in pain. But because its hair was burned off, the noodles that stuck to it were also taken off, and it jumped out of the fire and fell into the mud, gasping for air with a large mouth and bubbles in its single nostril.
Tao Xiaozhi and Huo Xing saw that the old man with pigtails was caught in the fire net, so they quickly took off their coats and went to fight the old man with pigtails rolling on the ground, trying to extinguish the fire. However, they did not take into account one thing in their eagerness: these strange noodles are super sticky! Therefore, their clothes stuck to the old man with pigtails, and the old man with pigtails burned even more.
Tao Xiaozhi and Huoxing watched in a panic on the side, their brains were completely confused, and they didn't know how to command their limbs. Huoxing rushed over, reaching out to tear off the noodle net on the old man with pigtails, Tao Xiaozhi quickly grabbed his shoulder, lifted him up, and said, "Are you crazy?!"
"Do you want me to watch my uncle burn him alive?!" said Huoxing angrily as he kicked his leg in mid-air, "Let me go!!!"
"Don't be impulsive!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "I have a way......!
"You have a bird solution!" scolded, "Your only way to do this is to make the situation worse! Didn't you just say something 'fire attack'? My dear uncle burned like this, and you caused it all !!"
Huoxing opened his mouth to bite Tao Xiaozhi's hand, and Tao Xiaozhi screamed "wow" in pain, Tao Xiaozhi threw Huoxing out with all his might, threw it out like a leather ball, and rolled more than ten feet away.
"If you don't believe it, you have to let me say what I think!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "Now I have to try everything! My method is to use 'mud attack' and bury the old man with braids with mud...... I mean put mud out the fire on him! Those noodles don't burn without coming into contact with the air! You know, fool?!"
Although Huoxing's head is now burned by anger, it is not burned to the extent that it is burned out, and he understands the reason. So, he did what Tao Xiaozhi thought. The two dug into the dirt on the ground and threw it at the old man with pigtails lying on the ground.
Since the soil on the ground was not too hard, and when the weeds were pulled just now, a lot of loose mud was pulled out of the mud, so there was enough pine mud on the ground to bury the ten old men with pigtails.
However, it was not easy to bury the body of the old man with pigtails, because the old man with pigtails was covered with fire, and the pain of being burned was unbearable, and he had to keep rolling and shake off the dirt that had been piled on his body.
"Dear uncle, bear with me and don't move!" said Huoxing, "We will soon extinguish the fire on your body with earth!"
Under the efforts of the old man with pigtails to endure the burning pain and try not to move, and under the struggle of Tao Xiaozhi and Huo Xing's fingers digging and grinding with blood, the old man with pigtails was finally buried by the mound, and only one head was exposed on the ground to breathe.
The old man's body was piled up like a small hill, his eyes rolled and his body shook spasmodically, shaking the small hill to the cracks, and the smoke between the cracks was rising, exuding a strong smell of burning, like a freshly baked Peking duck. And Tao Xiaozhi and Huo Xing also fell to the ground tired, gasping for breath, their shoulders were numb with pain, and the mud and sand embedded in their nails made their hands feel like cramps, constantly shaking, and the sweat soaked into the corners of their eyes, and even gave out the tears of their first half of life.
The three of them and one pet are now immersed in a sea of pain, and only one guy is still enjoying himself, and he is the cute and stupid "white" idiot. When the idiot saw that the fire was extinguished, he jumped up happily, circled around the three people lying on the ground, rolled up and lowered his tongue as long as a belt, licked their faces, and cried out merrily, "In vain!"
The idiot ghost is a happy ghost, and he walks with happiness all the time, probably because he is too idiot, he thinks less than others (or other ghosts), and when he thinks less, he naturally has fewer troubles, and a ghost doesn't even have any troubles, and it's hard to be unhappy. In fact, this is the true meaning of a happy life. So, don't discriminate against idiots in the future, although they are not as smart as you, but at least they are happier than you! Happiness, isn't this a wonderful pursuit of life?