Chapter 44: The Boss is on top!
There is no doubt that after the kitten attracted the attention of the two sisters, Hao Song was directly exposed to the eyes of the two professors, and his scalp suddenly went numb.
Professor Cesar still finds it difficult to understand after thinking about it, and only thinks that this phenomenon is quite unscientific (the Idealism school is also scientific). But after staring at Hao Song for a long time, this thing actually looked back with disdain, and also hugged his chest with his hands, as if he saw a moving mosaic. Cesar immediately lost his thoughts.
Mo Yu Daoben was also secretly speculating. Seeing Hao Song move his disdainful gaze over, his heart trembled, and he subconsciously explained for some reason: "Poor Dao has a daughter, and he is not interested in you" As soon as these words came out, the world was quiet. A series of contemptuous gazes shot like sharp swords almost poked him into a hornet's nest.
"Your sister! The meaning of the poor road means that I am married and have a daughter! There is no beast of misunderstanding!" Mo Yudao roared instantly, and the style of painting changed from Chinese painting to violent comics.
"Cut~ It's boring. ”
"What about a good family ethics drama?"
"Do you still want to make headlines?
Mo Daoshi complained about the rare nature of Hao Song, and was stimulated: "Don't spit out the groove of three people by yourself! Can the stalk of the bee be used anymore? Be careful that people sue you for the sake of making headlines, hey!"
Everyone was giggling and farting, and a figure wrapped in a large bandage appeared at the door with a staggering and difficult pace. He was burdened with the strong lights of the hallway, and he couldn't see the front side clearly.
", Resident Evil or the return of the mummy?"
"Who said that this kid is going to die, call Lao Tzu to see him for the last time? This thing can still be complained! The state is much more violent than before!" came Edward Miero's angry voice, but there was no lack of surprise in his tone.
Hao Song suddenly had a depressed expression, and said in a low voice: "Cough, in fact, I'm just going back to the light, and time is running out!
Edward was shocked when he heard it at first, and there were some doubts in the middle, until finally he realized that the cowardly was again, and scolded with tears and laughter: "Call you a face! ”
Hao Song laughed a few times, and when Edward began to explain the mission to Professor Cesar, he sneaked out of the room. When I went out to look left and right, I found that the next door turned out to be Su Rui's ward!
After reporting to Catherine, who stayed behind, Hao Song waited at the door for nearly 5 minutes, suffocating his feet until the door was opened. Catherine Heinrich patted him on the shoulder with a wicked smile: "I was half-dead just now, but now it's all right! ”
Hao Song looked at Catherine inexplicably, and after the silver-haired girl finished speaking, she happily walked out of the door and went next door, and closed the door by the way. The cowardice wondered in his heart, "Why is the tone of this German girl's voice a little weird." Subconsciously looked into the room, and suddenly felt a rush of blood, and a dizziness in front of him.
Su Rui lay on the jade table in the center of the room, her long hair hanging down like a tassel, reflecting the faint light. The eyes under the brows were slightly closed, as if they would wake up in the next moment. Joan's nose and slightly smaller pink lips form a moving wavy line. The white and delicate neck is covered with a white silk quilt, and the undulations of the silk quilt seem to imply that underneath it will be a carcass and body created by God to capture people's hearts.
The cowardly looked at the beauty in front of him blankly, and suddenly there was a warm feeling in the middle and upper lip, and then he woke up and had a nosebleed again. While wiping the toilet paper in annoyance, he muttered: "Damn, is the blood so strong? Is it because I haven't masturbated for too long?"
The words were obscene, but after sitting on the chair next to the jade platform, he didn't dare to look at Su Rui, just stared blankly at her long hanging hair. The room was so quiet that only the sound of instruments and breathing remained.
Since the last time he learned that Su Rui could hear others talking, Hao Song hadn't spoken to Su Rui in a vegetative state in person, after all, the joke last time was a bit ambiguous and ambiguous. However, after escaping death this time, Hao Song suddenly had a strong desire to see her. I just met but didn't know what to say.
After a long silence, the creature finally stabilized his mind and began to tell Su Rui about the experience of going to the volcanic basin. I have to say that Hao Song's eloquence is still very good, his kung fu is first-class, and the more he talks, the more energetic he becomes. Of course, when he mentioned dangerous scenes, he praised them with boasting and singing praises of virtue, but he was vague about the dangers.
After saying a long time, Hao Song, who was supporting his head with one hand, only felt that his mind was clear and his mentality was relaxed. The heart that had been nervous by a series of events finally relaxed, and a wave of tiredness surged up, and he actually fell asleep on the edge of the jade platform. Once again, the room was immersed in night-like silence.
Hao Song pillowed his head on Su Rui's soft thighs, opened his mouth to eat a cherry she handed over, and then spit the kernel into Su Rui's soft and boneless little hand, satisfying Zhongzheng's desire to rub it again. Suddenly, I heard someone talking, and then I felt like my nose was pinched. After a few seconds, the cowardly woke up helplessly from his dream.
Still in a daze, he smelled Catherine and said, "Hao Song, you actually shed so much body fluids here! It's disgusting!" Suddenly like a lightning strike, he was completely awake in an instant.
If there are thousands of grass and mud horses running through in my heart: Lying in the groove, bodily fluids? This concept is very reverie, hey! It can't be a spring dream, sperm, right? Or does the nosebleed break out again? I hope it's a nosebleed! Otherwise, the author will be arrested and put in prison for pornography and burst chrysanthemums!
Then he saw that the silk quilt in front of him was wet with a large piece of saliva. "It's okay, it's okay!" the cowardly sighed with relief.
"What a cucumber!" scolded Catherine, slamming her palm on the back of the head, slapping the coward into the wetland. "I'll be the last to clean up, okay?"
Hao Song knew that he was at a loss, and apologized with a flattering expression. This made Catherine not easy to get angry, so she had to change her direction and criticize: "Last time you were alone, you kid didn't do anything! This time this girl helped you clean up all the people, and you were just drooling and sleeping! Were you a eunuch in your last life?"
Hao Songxin said that you have broken the jar, right? Anyway, Su Rui's last method has already been known, and this time she is simply blatantly coming! I think if I really do something, it will be a bad death! It's enough to have a full eye~ Now anyway, Su Rui's main hatred value is on you, and when she recovers, you can carry the boss well~ My little body won't top the tank, ho ho~
Hao Song, who had made up his mind, made up his mind to look like a righteous gentleman and a defender, and said solemnly: "A gentleman does not take advantage of people's dangers, he does not sit still, he does not act rudely, he would rather masturbate than lewd, he is frank and, please call me a red collar, ah no, Liu Xia Hui!"
Catherine Heinrich naturally didn't believe it, this thing was so slippery that she almost pulled the red scarf. I have heard that this is a synonym for a tall figure in China, and the representative figure seems to be a diary lover named Lei Feng. In her opinion, Megumi Yanashita is even more of a representative of the impotence and impotence party. But Hao Song was determined to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, and she couldn't help it.
Catherine, of course, did not act with the good intentions of loving the beauty of adults. For example, last time it was purely to block Su Rui and find a little bit of a field. But I didn't expect Su Rui to receive information from the outside world, but she couldn't respond. Then she will definitely have no good fruit to eat.
Thinking of the storm after Suri recovered, Catherine's legs trembled and her lower body was cold. So in order to save herself, she planned to pull Hao Song into the water and make him Su Rui's first target of hatred, so that when the sky fell, there would be a tall man on top. But from these two times, it seems that she still misestimated Hao Song's moral level (cowardice nature), but instead increased her own danger.
Thinking things through, Catherine calmed down and understood that she was going to think about the long term next time. There was an impatient look on his proud face, and he waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's get out of the house with your pants when you're done~ It's really cowardly." "The poisonous tongue is still there.
It's a pity that Hao Song doesn't care about this level: "Okay! Mom Sang (another name for the old bustard), I'll come back next time to support the family!"
Back in his ward, since Hao Song has recovered, he has to be "discharged". Avril is very reluctant to give up on the kitten, and after a short period of effort, the Spirit King cat has been named "Hao Meng". Hao Song watched it lying comfortably on Avril's chest, and he couldn't get angry, and he was deeply envious in his heart.
"It's so cute, it's so fierce, these stupid humans don't see it, the old shell ember slave, and with one slap, the Habsburg family's hand shock,, Uncle (Wade) slapped it into two cucumbers," Hao Song slandered.
In the end, the kitten was still held by Mo Yanling, and several people returned to the surface together. At this moment, for Hao Song and Edward, the top priority is to go back to the kennel and sleep. Cesar and Mo Yudao naturally understood, and did not delay and said goodbye directly. It's just that when Mo Yanling wanted to take Hao Meng away, the goods grabbed the face of the cowardly goods. In the end, it proved its attachment to cowardice with a few deep cat scratches, and Mo Yanling could only leave gloomily.
After the others left, Hao Song lay on the bed and said fiercely: "you, you dead cat, you have scratched Lao Tzu's face into Naruto Uzumaki!"
As a result, he heard a deep and masculine imperial voice: "Presumptuous! As the first surface servant of this king, please be enlightened!"
"I'm in a big groove! Uncle, who are you?Have you watched too many costume palace fighting dramas?Want to trick Lori into watching the goldfish go out and turn right," Hao Song closed his eyes and complained lazily, while pulling loose his shoelaces in a distorted posture.
"Strange, in your memory of a dead monkey, isn't this a very majestic voice?"
"Come on, don't you, it's very discordant, okay? Please be prepared to be a cat and meow obediently, okay?" Hao Song rolled over, kicked his boots off, and began to undress again.
"My servant, do you still have doubts about my control?" said the Spirit King in a deep killing voice, listening like a general who had been killed and taken alive.
"There's a lot of work, do you think you're playing cosplay? a feline who aspires to be the king of voice actors?" Hao Song still complained unceremoniously, and began to pull up his pants.
The kitten "Hao Meng" was obviously angry, jumped on Hao Song's chest, the cat's paw clasped his slightly convex chest muscles, and said in a slightly gloomy baritone voice of the first formal conversation: "Don't test me, dead monkey, I can still detonate the 'Geocentric Imprint'." At the same time, in Hao Song's mind, the dim "tiger skin egg" began to swell, and the figure of the adult swamp cat inside emerged, flashing with a dangerous red light!
"The cat boss is on top, please accept the little brother!"
"Why don't I feel happy at all?" said the cat, holding his forehead with a cushion.
["At first, I thought that if the monkeys were all like Hao Song, it would be very easy to control. Later, I realized that if all the monkeys were like that, the ancestors would have been played to death. - Pixiu Hao Meng]