Chapter 7 Idle Soil Dao People
"I said dog, you've been talking about this for a long time, and you don't even know if it's a yin spirit fighting with you?" Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Ergou scratched his head in embarrassment, "You can't say that, it should be a yin spirit, it must be, uh, I think at least eighty percent sure, no, no, ninety percent sure." ”
"Okay, okay, let's wait for my master to come. "The nerd really doesn't want to have too much communication with Ergou.
"You're meeting a yin spirit, you can be 100% sure. A voice suddenly came from the doorway, interrupting the two.
The two people in the room looked at the door at the same time, and at some point, there was already a tall fat man standing at the door, not showing his age, about forty years old, yellow from head to toe, round face and thin eyes, big nose and fat lips, long ears and vertical shoulders, a blessed look, at this time was looking at the two teenagers in the room with a smile.
When the idiot saw someone coming, he changed his sluggishness in the past, got up and bowed: "Unfilial disciples, bow to the teacher." ”
The person who came looked at the idiot who bowed to the ground lovingly, and looked satisfied: "You don't have to be polite, get up." Then he moved his gaze to the second dog who was half-lying on the bed.
Ergou suddenly felt at a loss, "Uh, this, unfilial Ergou, unwell, inconvenient to worship, free of courtesy, free of courtesy, hehe." As he spoke, he thought he was hiding the smooth porcelain vase in his hand and secretly hid it in his arms.
When the visitor saw Ergou's actions, he immediately burst into laughter, the laughter was deafening, and the old house in disrepair seemed to be unable to hold back this terrible laughter, and the dust fell down the eaves.
After laughing for a while, the visitor conjured a large pu fan out of nowhere, fanning the cool breeze while walking to the chair that the nerd had already moved. After sitting down, the visitor did not speak, but looked at Ergou repeatedly from head to toe, sometimes shaking his head, sometimes nodding.
"Thank you for saving your life, if it weren't for your old man, I'm afraid I'll shed my skin this time, uh, I'm afraid I'll have to shed my skin if I don't die in this catastrophe." The person who came saw goosebumps all over his body, and Ergou hurriedly provoked the topic.
The person who came still didn't speak, and continued to look at Ergou with a smile, Ergou's goosebumps were already beyond his ability, and he desperately risked offending this master, and said stubbornly: "Senior, don't look at it anymore, I won't hand over the porcelain vase if I look at it again." ”
The person who came laughed again, obviously it was approaching summer, but Ergou felt that the temperature in the house was declining, and quickly pulled the quilt on his body.
"Interesting, interesting, haha", the person who came finally spoke again, "I want to be an idle Taoist, I have traveled to the mainland for more than 70 years, and I don't want to meet such an interesting person in this small Flyhead Town today, haha." ”
"More than seventy years, I'm X, I'm so old, I'm afraid I'm older than my dead grandfather, how can this skin be maintained?" Ergou thought shamelessly, and heard someone continue: "You don't need to be called a senior master, you can call me Grandpa Xiantu." ”
"Grandpa Idle Earth. Ergou hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted.
"Well, the children are teachable. I've heard about you, you have lived with your dead grandfather since you were four years old, and your grandfather died five years ago. In the past five years, you have barely survived with your own mind, or cheating, or stealing, or cheating, or robbing. ”
Ergou turned his head to stare at the idiot, and saw that he was standing behind the old man, without any reaction to his staring, so he had to turn his head again and look at the old man with a weak face. But the old man continued: "Actually, in my opinion, these are not things that hurt the heavens and reason. ”
Ergou let out a sigh of relief, it turned out that his record was not worth mentioning in the eyes of others.
"Do you know why those Yin Spirits are always around you?" the Idle Daoist suddenly asked.
Seeing that the old man led the topic to the yin spirit, Ergou hurriedly restrained his emotions and humbly asked for advice: "Ergou doesn't know, and I hope that grandpa will give advice." ”
"Hmm. The old man slowly stood up with a pu fan and paced back and forth in the room, as if he was organizing language to explain to Ergou.
"All things in the world are solid, and extremes change. The mist that surrounds you is actually a wise being, and the yin energy in their bodies has become more and more swelling due to years of accumulation, and has begun to go to extremes, and they need pure yang energy to balance the yin energy in their bodies, so as to achieve their own stable purpose, and you are undoubtedly their best tonic. ”
Seeing that Ergou still had an humble expression, the old man was obviously listening to him carefully, and continued: "And you, as a Jiuyang body, have too much yang energy in your body, so they want to get your pure yang energy, but they don't dare to get too close, so there is the kind of scene you encountered. ”
"Oh, I understand, I understand!" Ergou suddenly realized: "I finally know, it turns out that those yin spirits are afraid of me, wahaha! I won't need this damn yin spirit in the future." ”
"It should be the right solution. The old man was speechless for a moment, and shook his head amusedly.
"You can say that you have no foundation now, and you are completely relying on instinct to compete with the Yin Spirit, which is very consuming of the Origin Energy, and it is better to stay away from the Yin Spirit as much as possible in the future. ”
"Ah, it's so serious, thank you grandpa for your advice. "No wonder I took off a layer of skin, it turned out to be the reason for the restraint.
Ergou has always been a self-aware person, and when he saw the old man reminding himself so solemnly, he immediately restrained his mind to play with the yin spirit.
"Hmm" The old man nodded with satisfaction, looked at Ergou, groaned slightly, and said, "Are you willing to cultivate immortals with me?"
"Hmm, Cultivating Immortals, Cultivating Immortals, What is Cultivating Immortals? Ergou's face was full of doubts.
The old man patiently explained: "Cultivating one's own source is the way of heaven and earth. ”
"Uh, isn't it hard?"
"Difficult. ”
"Uh, are you tired?"
"Tired. ”
"Does this hurt?"
"It hurts. ”
"So do you have a beautiful woman to soak in me?"
"This ...... It depends on fate. ”
"Oh. Ergou looked puzzled: "Grandpa, since this is the case, why do I want to cultivate immortals, can you give an explanation?"