Chapter 243: Teacher Zeng and the Green-haired Turtle (Subscription Requested!)
After returning to the apartment, Chen Meijia was not there, and Wang Xiaofei did not care. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After two days of tiredness, Wang Xiaofei is indeed a little tired, especially when watching the battle between the evil king and the demon king, although he did not participate in it, but he was thinking about those moves and fighting skills with his heart.
When Wang Xiaofei came back, it was late, so he fell asleep, and heard movement outside in the middle of the night, Wang Xiaofei opened his eyes and knew that it was Meijia who came back, and he didn't care.
Early the next morning, when Wang Xiaofei woke up, he suddenly felt that his arm seemed to be pressed by something, soft and elastic, and subconsciously touched it, and he felt that something was wrong, and immediately opened his eyes, only to be shocked.
"Meijia!" Wang Xiaofei shouted.
How could Chen Meijia sleep next to her?
And there was also the smell of alcohol, she was drunk.
Due to Wang Xiaofei's excessive movement, Chen Meijia gradually woke up, opened her worried eyes, but saw a man beside her, Chen Meijia suddenly screamed loudly.
"Alright, alright!" Wang Xiaofei covered his ears and shouted.
"Xiao Hei, what are you doing in my room!" Chen Meijia stopped screaming when she saw that the man was Xiao Hei, and then asked.
"What do you call your room? This is my room, and I want to ask you, I don't lock the door just a habit, not to let you in casually. Wang Xiaofei said angrily.
"Uh... Yes, this is your room!" Chen Meijia glanced around, and when she found that this was indeed the case, she smiled awkwardly.
"By the way, why does you smell of alcohol? What happened? Did you drink because of love?" Wang Xiaofei asked.
"Oh, no, it's Mr. Zeng, his ex-girlfriend Laura is back, we went to do his ideological work last night, drank with him, I accidentally drank too much. Mika said with a smile.
"Laura?" Wang Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, then thought of his task and asked, "Then how is your ideological work doing?
Meijia shook her head helplessly: "No, we talked so much, but it was still useless, that Laura directly kissed Teacher Zeng, and then Teacher Zeng fell." ”
"Great!" Wang Xiaofei said with joy in his heart.
"What did you say?" Chen Meijia asked with a confused expression.
"Uh... It's nothing, I mean, it's a pity! But it's okay, it's on me, and I'm going to help Mr. Zeng get out of the shadow of the cuckold. ”
"Are you okay? So many of us yesterday couldn't even be that bastard of Lu Ziqiao. Chen Meijia was skeptical.
Wang Xiaofei smiled and said, "Hehe, it's okay, just try it." ”
When Wang Xiaofei found Zeng Xiaoxian, he was intoxicated with the honey of love.
Wang Xiaofei smiled and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder, then handed him a bottle of wine and said, "Teacher Zeng, do you like Laura?"
This question made Zeng Xiaoxian directly pulled back to reality, if it was before meeting Laura, he would definitely say directly: "I don't like it!"
But through just one day of contact with Laura, Zeng Xiaoxian knew that he couldn't say these three words.
"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated, wanting to say but not daring to say it.
Wang Xiaofei smiled: "Hehe, it's okay, Laura is a very attractive woman, and it's normal for ordinary men to not be able to resist her temptation, but Teacher Zeng, do you know Jiaoni Lulu?"
"Who is Jiaoni Lulu?"
Wang Xiaofei took a sip of wine and laughed: "It's her fiancé!"
"What!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately squirted out of the wine he had just drunk.
"Don't get excited, Mr. Zeng, in fact, in addition to this fiancé, Laura also has a fiancé, an ex-husband, and six boyfriends!" Wang Xiaofei patted him on the back and said.
These words were very plain, but in Mr. Zeng's mind, they exploded like thunder on the ground, and he gasped and said, "How do you know?"
Wang Xiaofei smiled naturally: "I am the almighty little black, Teacher Zeng, to be honest, if she hadn't gone too far, I wouldn't have come to tell you this, after all, I still hope you are well." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the world was spinning, as if the world was collapsing.
"These... Is it all true?" Zeng Xiaoxian stood up, but staggered down again, he didn't seem to be able to accept this fact.
Wang Xiaofei smiled, knowing that it was time, he helped Zeng Xiaoxian up, and then said, "It's true, but... So what?"
Teacher Zeng suddenly looked up.
"Who are you? Are you Zeng Xiaoxian? Who is she? She's just a woman who has cuckolded you and cuckolded others, she is called a heartthrob if she sounds good, and she is a bitch if she can't hear it, are you worth paying for this kind of woman? Are you worth hurting yourself for her? Are you worth doing this? You are already an adult, you still have a lot of things to do, in addition to love, there is also a career, you have to buy a house and a car, you need to save money, you also have firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, you don't just have to deal with this kind of woman, you have to remember, you are Zeng Xiaoxian!"
This call has been staged countless times in Wang Xiaofei's mind, and even he admires himself when he says it.
Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian, who drank alcohol, was particularly easy to be brainwashed, and he muttered: "Yes, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, I can't just fall! I am Schwarzenegger, I am a cold killer! I want to reject her, she is nothing, just an ordinary friend of mine!"
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian is incomparably MAN.
At the same time, the voice of the system also sounded in Wang Xiaofei's mind: "Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the side quest 'Help Zeng Xiaoxian get out of the shadow of the green hat', and reward the host with 4,000 points." ”
The corners of Wang Xiaofei's mouth showed a hint, it seems that the points are enough, and he can start a new round of lottery!
And Zeng Xiaoxian went out to talk to Laura about breaking up in a very chic manner.
According to the development of the plot, Laura will propose to Xiaoxian, but it doesn't matter, the plot continues to develop, Zeng Xiaoxian will eventually reject Laura, and the result is good.
Next, Wang Xiaofei started the lottery, although there were enough points, but who made him a non-chief, he drew more than a dozen times, and he didn't draw any good things, but a bunch of useless things.
But Wang Xiaofei is also used to it.
turned off the live broadcast, and he made alchemy in the room.
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When Zeng Xiaoxian kissed Yifei, he ran away from home, Wang Xiaofei casually clicked on them, and they found Zeng Xiaoxian, and then Zeng Xiaoxian's relationship with Yifei went further.
As the plot progressed, Wang Xiaofei finally waited for the big boss, the cockroach rat.
When he saw Sekiya and Mika running in in a panic at the bar, he knew that the cockroach rat had appeared!
However, everything is far from being as simple as he imagined.
While everyone was dealing with the cockroach rats, Zhanbo was waiting for Ada's call, and Yifei had made a joke before, that is, Zhanbo was captured by aliens when he was a child.
Everyone just took it as a joke, and even Wang Xiaofei didn't care, but as everyone knows, this incident really happened...