Chapter 356: What is fighting and eating and chatting?
In the face of Weiske, who was a little angry, not only Feng Longde, but even Richard and Lilia were silent: because except for Caroline, who didn't know much about this aspect, all of them basically had a more or less understanding of martial arts and martial arts, so they naturally knew that what Weisk said was true.
In the 80s of the last century, when Sanda was just born, wasn't it a pilot project to set up a ring for folk martial artists? Sanda squad members can sweep away a large number of so-called traditional martial arts masters. Now those so-called martial arts stars can only participate in amateur martial arts, and they don't even dare to participate in professional sanda competitions, looking for some sixth-rate foreign fighters all day long, creating an N 'undefeated record' for themselves to fool the layman audience to cheat the ratings, and these people say that they are practicing Chinese martial arts, but in fact they are practicing modern fighting. Weiske was still grinding his teeth while saying this, obviously quite worried about this, "If you want to think that what I said is more extreme, then you only need to have the heart to check the information to find that every time you want to fight with foreign professional fighters, you have to let the sanda players play, and even Sanda can't beat the first-class foreign fighters, too many videos are ironclad, look at how those sanda masters who swept the traditional Chinese martial arts were abused by those experienced foreign fighters"
"It's true, a long time ago, when a few of us got together on the Internet and took turns to find something that interests everyone, didn't you show us the replays of the previous K1 events? Sometimes I feel like those guys are enough, and they can have a little brain."
"Isn't it? Weisk took a deep breath and spit out. As if he wanted to exhale his anger from his body by the way, "Huaxia can't do it in this regard, no one will come to say anything to you, but TM just those Huaxia martial arts fans still have to blow the invincible Chinese martial arts every day, isn't this purely looking for spray? You say that Huaxia table tennis is invincible in the world, and no one will come to spray you, because this is the truth, what is there to spray? But what about now? TM's current situation is to put it roughly, that is, it is not that others insist on comparing your JJ with black people, but that you yourself have to take your JJ, which is less than ten centimeters and premature ejaculation, and the JJ who calls you all over the world is bigger than the black people, isn't it that you have a sick brain, can you do this kind of stupid thing that makes people laugh and drop their jaws?"
Feng Longde & Richard: "Old Wei, don't stare at us when you say the latter sentence?!We are looking for you to provoke you?!"
"Ahem, Old Wei. We can understand your thoughts, after all, we do. Lilia faked coughing twice, and looked helplessly at Weisk, who was blushing and red-faced, and said generously, "But it's your last way of describing Old Wei, can't you use some other examples that are equally vivid but more civilized?"
Lilia's words made Weiske, Feng Longde, and Richard all glance at her in unison, and the look in that look was very meaningful: as we all know, Lilia is a very masculine Japanese woman, and she usually doesn't talk about her heroic energy. Now that they have revealed their identity as a fire skeleton, they still want to pretend to be the image of a soft and cute girl, which simply makes the insider's three views suffer a critical blow. Even if Lilia is indeed a cute girl in appearance, it can't hide her heart that is infinitely close to that of pure masters
"Hello, I'll put it in a more colloquial and elegant way. Weisk crooked the corners of his mouth and replied, he, like the other two die-hard friends, had already seen through Lilia, and didn't bother to care about anything, "If you are more vivid, then the current Chinese martial arts are more like Chinese football." What level as long as there is no blindness and no brains, but there is still a slight difference between the two, for example, there is basically no brainless touting of Chinese football, after all, after so many years, the performance of the team players has really explained the problem; I don't know if I've watched too many martial arts movies or online novels, I really think that ancient martial arts can blow up aircraft carriers with one punch or what, I feel that all of them are not cleaned up, and they are fake tricks that they don't practice."
"Isn't that the case these days? Trolls are everywhere, there are so many emperors like dogs, and when a little people put forward more pertinent and objective opinions, they directly give people the big hat of cents or banana people, and they don't want to think about what they are. Feng Longde nodded thoughtfully, and he also made a spitting motion, but he didn't really spit it out, "Don't talk about this, anyway, you also have real materials, when the time comes, when you encounter this kind of unspeakable words, you can directly knock him over, and teach him to be a man with practical actions? To put it bluntly, this kind of person is undersucked, and he will be honest if he smokes to death, so why bother to say more. ”
"Lao He, what you said makes sense, you won't talk nonsense when you meet those guys in the future, just beat them to death. Weisk agreed with Feng Longde's proposal, after all, in the two-to-four group, these two goods belong to the blatant violent maniac, and Lilia belongs to the more obscure violent maniac, as for Richard, that force is purely sullen, he can't do the thing of picking the guy and the anus with his own hands, but he has a lot of experience in the matter of knocking the black hand under the stuffy stick with a sack behind his back, otherwise why is this kid so keen on hacking technology, it is this way of the trick of the dark man, which can really kill people and make more goods invisible, which is especially in line with Richard's sullen nature
After that, there was not much to say, Feng Longde and the other three asked some questions about Weiske's fighting skills, and Weisk answered them separately, so that Feng Longde and the others had a more comprehensive understanding of his ability: although Weisk was a little scornful of traditional Chinese martial arts, it was fair. Traditional Chinese martial arts are not all dross, there are always some real things, so he also critically found these tricks and techniques to learn and practice, and integrated them into his own fighting style, so that his hand-to-hand combat skills are more diverse.
By the time Weisk had answered all the information about his secret and all the questions of the big guys, the time had reached about half past six in the evening. And the stomachs of Feng Longde and the others all gurgled in unison, except for Caroline, a dragon spirit elemental body that didn't need to eat at all.
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In the private room with a good environment "lying in a big groove", Weiske's voice directly filled the entire private room, "Lao He, didn't you travel all over the world and play in the past two years, plus spend honeymoon with your Caroline sister?"
Because it was very time-consuming for Feng Longde and the others to tell their secrets and consult other people's questions, in the end, as soon as the elders were summed up, they simply went to a relatively large Wanhechun chain store for dinner to set up a private room, so that they would not delay the chat when eating, after all, the topic they were talking about now was too shocking. It's not fun to be treated like a patient from a Tokushima mental health center, even if it's 100 percent true
"If you use your brain, you can figure out how a guy like me, who is most afraid of trouble, could do such a thing, and it took you and Richard and Lilia so long to realize that something was wrong. Feng Longde snorted, his hands were constantly stirring the rice and pork rib soup in his bowl to make soup and rice, "By the way." You keep talking about my honeymoon with Caroline or something, believe it or not, I'm killing you with an axe. ”
"It's done, it's done. I won't mention you and your sister, anyway, you know what kind of big guy you are and yourself. Weisk stretched out his hand and patted Feng Longde's left shoulder, because everyone was sitting at a round table, so Weisk, who was sitting next to Feng Longde's mouth, could easily hook up with his best friend, "But your experience in the past two years is simply amazing, I didn't expect Lao He that you and your sister actually fell into Gensokyo? And you can come and go freely? Lao He, don't you know how many imperial mansions and oriental chefs can go crazy with your treatment?"
"Crazy? Maybe. But you have all the experiences I just briefly said?" Feng Longde replied vaguely while shaving soup and rice and rib meat into his mouth: "This is not like you reading the R18 book, Two comics or those animations,The real Gensokyo is usually quite leisurely and slow-paced.,But that's based on the premise that you can live with a certain strength.,You know, I and Yarman, a group of guard knights, were almost not beaten by Kiruno and Lumia, two goblins and little monsters, if you want to find someone who has experienced nothing and won't fall into Gensokyo, understand and experience it firsthand. You can find Zhu Henghong on your left, that kid belongs to the 'normal' outside human being who has been hidden by God, ask him, and you will know what the actual situation is. ”
"Zhu Henghong, is this Chinese young man you brought here, saying that he is your subordinate?" Weisk turned his head and glanced at Zhu Henghong, who was gnawing on ribs on his left, "Okay, let me ask him, you eat yours." ”
It can be said that Zhu Henghong's participation in the dinner of Feng Longde and others can be said to be a complete coincidence: Feng Longde took the goods on the first floor for a whole afternoon and honestly watched the house, and took him with him when he and the others set off to find the restaurant, saving him from this goods and starting to eat puffed food and other snacks to satisfy his hunger at home alone, resulting in the living room being full of messy wrapping paper and such garbage Although Zhu Henghong would take the initiative to clean up by himself every time, Feng Longde felt bad and panicked just thinking about it, so he simply brought it over to eat, so he should let him relive the special meals of modern human society,Save this forced back and a little complain or something.。
"Lao He, it turns out that you only appeared in front of us every time during the midterm exam and the final exam, and you discussed it with Yakumo Zi's intermittent monster?" When Weisk was chatting with Zhu Henghong, Richard swallowed the chewed pork cartilage and rib meat in his mouth, cleared his mouth with orange juice, and asked Feng Longde.
"It's not the result of a discussion with Yakumo, it's my own decision. Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders, "In addition to tempering my combat skills and equestrian skills every day in Gensokyo, I am busy with all kinds of affairs and construction inside and outside the camp, and I don't have much time to spare, so I can only pick a few days to come back, and I have to arrange everything in advance for the few days I want to leave, thanks to the soul connection, I can communicate with each other anytime and anywhere, otherwise, even if the affairs and manpower are arranged, I don't feel at ease to come back like this." ”
"Lao He, you are also dedicated enough, you have inherited the position of the immortal king, and you really demand yourself according to the standards of the immortal king. Lilia tilted her head and said while scooping the salad into her mouth: "But I have to say that Lao He, you really belong to your style by doing this, unlike the so-called pig's feet in those online novels, just sit back and enjoy it but don't want to do any work at all, and it will really drop the free big lieba in the sky, and I'm not afraid of being stoned to death."
"If I have far more rights than ordinary people to enjoy a lot of things, I naturally have to bear the corresponding obligations, how can I not become an immortal king who does not do his job, right? At least I have to be a competent immortal king, and I can toss as much as I want after I have done what I should do, so that Caroline and my subordinates can at least be at ease for the time being, and then again, you are not usually the same, are you?" Feng Longde said casually, most of his attention was focused on the ribs in his bowl at this moment, and he didn't notice the approving glance of Caroline sitting on his right.
"That's right, that's what you, Wesketa, me, and all the Germans, of course, and Lilia, a Russian, all of us take for granted. Richard nodded, and suddenly he remembered something, and quickly opened his mouth to continue asking: "Wait for Lao He, do you remember what happened at that comic convention?" )