CHAPTER XXXIV
Sui Xiong's movements when he stood up were very peaceful, no different from ordinary people.
But his "standing up" action is very weird.
Because, not only is his whole person "standing" taller, but his body shape is also changing drastically, and when he is completely standing, he has turned into a pig-headed man who is taller than the ordinary house.
Unlike the pigs who are fighting each other, the pig-headed head that Sui Xiong has turned into is really a pig's head, but his body is no different from ordinary people, just like a big fat man with a pig's head, which looks weird.
The pigs were all stunned, and they stopped fighting, and looked at him one by one with dull eyes.
"Think about it, what kind of weapon should I use......" Sui Xiong muttered, raised his eyebrows, and stomped down, the soil around him squirmed and rose, turning into a huge nail rake, and the cold light of the nine sharp teeth flickered, which was daunting.
He just carried the nail rake, swaggered towards the pigs who were fighting, and said with a smile as he walked: "Seeing that you are fighting so passionately, I also have a little itchy hands, how about I join in the fun?"
Looking at the cold light on the huge nail rake, the leader of the black pig people couldn't help but shout: "It's a foul to use sharp weapons!
Sui Xiong looked down, casually lifted the nail rake, his mouth was slammed, and his whole head was twice as big, and he actually sent the sharp nine teeth into his mouth, and after a tooth-squeaking metal friction sound, when he took it out of his mouth, it had turned into a huge round-headed wooden stick.
Looking at the wooden stick that was thicker than his own fat waist, the fat on the face of the village chief of the white pig man trembled, and he swallowed and foamed. Xiaosheng said: "This is too ruthless...... We won't die in battle......"
"This can't do that, that's not good, you guys are still rambling or not!" Sui Xiong looked annoyed. Taking a deep breath, the size was larger again. Picked up the wooden stick, which also grew larger, and with a wave of his hand, he smashed a big hole in the ground.
Now the pig people were even more panicked, the white pig man village chief and the black pig man leader glanced at each other, and their intelligence increased by two hundred percentage points in an instant, and they mastered the skill of talking with their eyes without a teacher, and quickly reached a consensus.
"No more fighting!"
"Yes! We are all peace-loving ......"
Under their leadership, the two groups of people who were still fighting in full swing just now directly threw away all kinds of weapons in their hands, hooked their shoulders one by one, and didn't care whether the one around them was the culprit who caused their nose and face to be swollen. They opened their mouths and smiled like monkeys snatching cameras from tourists.
Sui Xiong laughed three times, threw the big wooden stick to the side of the road, turned into a pile of mud in a blink of an eye, and stretched himself, turned around and walked towards the hotel.
With each step, his figure shrank by a point, and by the time he reached the door of the hotel. He turned back into the fat uncle who seemed harmless to humans and animals when he entered the village.
"I went to sleep. He walked into the hotel, but he didn't hurry back to his room, stopped at the door, and turned back. "In order to celebrate peace and harvest, don't you think you should have a party where everyone sings and dances, eats and drinks. Have some fun?"
So he really went to sleep, and the celebration party went on as scheduled.
When Sui Xiong was woken up by the noise. Looking out of the window, I saw the black pig man and the white pig man who didn't know why. It was a mess again. The bonfire of the banquet was still burning, the barbecue on the shelves was almost burnt, and the soup and wine spilled on the floor could be seen from time to time.
"What's going on?" he frowned, "These guys are so bold!
He was about to go out and scold these bastards, but after thinking about it, he didn't go out, and with a move of his hand, he grabbed a white pig man who was knocked over to the ground and couldn't get up and couldn't get up, and asked what was going on.
"It's really not our fault!" The white pig man has been beaten into a "blue and purple pig man", but his mouth is quite tough, and he has been emphasizing that it is all the fault of the black pig man, and the villagers are just innocent victims.
According to him, the original black and white tribes were feuds, although this time under the violent suppression of Sui Xiong did not fight, but the resentment in his heart accumulated more and more, during the banquet, a black pig man drank too much, and laughed at the white pig people Although they are good at farming, they are amateurs in fighting, and if they go on like this, they will be killed if they are fattened.
How could the white pig people swallow their anger so much, and immediately retorted that the black pig people were empty and big, but they didn't know how to produce. All year round, they either eat the roots and turf of the trees, or come to the same clan to fight the autumn breeze. But if you want to say that they are fierce and can fight, in fact, they are half-hangers, and every time there is a spring famine, they always have to be cannon fodder in the holy army of orcs, so that the listeners are sad and the hearers cry, and there is no one to help collect the corpse when they die-maybe they will be cut by humans and eaten as pork......
"Who is this!" Sui Xiong was secretly speechless when he heard this, and asked, "So the fight started?"
"yes, it's fighting. The White Pig Man said, "Those guys who don't learn well are rude and uneducated, and they only know how to fight all day long." If you have nothing to do, you have to find an opportunity, how can you not fight!"
Sui Xiong nodded, and with a wave of his hand, the white pig man suddenly fell into a deep sleep. Then he cast a spell and caught a black pig man into the room and asked what was going on.
The Black Pig Man's statement is very different from that of the White Pig Man, who said that the Black Pig Man has a tradition of fighting after eating and exercising to eat by the way. But this kind of fight is just a pastime, and it should not be taken seriously. But the despicable white pig people actually took advantage of the fact that everyone was full of food and drink and had no strength, it was simply insidious and despicable to the extreme, and they deserved to be useless for the rest of their lives, and they could only deal with mud all day long!
Sui Xiong waved his hand again, and this guy was also stunned.
He could see that the two pig people were not lying, but their thinking priorities were completely different, and there were huge differences in the living habits and values and morals of the two peoples.
"This is not good!" he couldn't help but sigh, "It's born from the same root, why be in a hurry to fry each other! Everyone is a pig, why should a wild boar be a domestic pig?"
Looking at the chaotic scene of punching and kicking in the square, he couldn't help but feel distressed.
What should I think of to make these guys honest and not fight when they have the opportunity in the future?
Of course he can strike now and force these guys to be honest. But he can't stay here forever, he'll have to leave sooner or later. After he's gone, won't these guys have to fight again?
Sitting on the windowsill, Sui Xiong fell into deep thought.
On the square, the black and white pigs fought more and more enthusiastically, scolding while fighting.
The white pig people have a higher level of education, and the scolding words are also relatively level, such as "You dead father and mother have no education", "You second child is so small that you can't see stupid oil", etc., which really makes people angry.
The education level of the black pig people is very low, and when they scold, they turn over and over again just a few words, such as "you", "your whole family", etc., but they are also strong and simple, and they have the meaning of heavy swords without blades and ingenuity.
Listening to their scolding, Sui Xiong's eyes suddenly lit up and he had an idea.
With a wave of his hand, a complex magic array appeared in the air, casting a summoning spell.
The light blue light lit up, and in an instant, Steele's figure turned from virtual to real and appeared in the magic array.
Her face was flushed, and she didn't have a single piece of cloth on her body, but there was some suspicious white cloudiness that emitted some kind of terrible smell.
"Your Majesty, why did you summon me at this time?" she said with some displeasure, "ten minutes later...... No, even if it's five minutes!"
Sui Xiong didn't bother to ask her what she was doing just now, nor did he bother to think deeply about the deeper meaning of "ten minutes" and "five minutes", pointed to the messy scene below, and said, "I remember that you have a 'big estrus technique', right?"
"Yo?!...... you're a real one," Steele's eyes lit up, and she flapped her wings and flew out of the window, but then she looked bored, and sighed, "It's a pig-man, it's boring! These guys are big in size, but their stamina is very problematic." One by one, I don't know if it's enough for me to have a good time......"
Sui Xiong took a deep breath, suppressed the urge in his heart that he didn't know whether to roar or complain, and said, "I'm not asking you to them! I'm asking you to cast spells and let them each other!"
Steele's eyes lit up again, as if the door to a new world had been opened, and suddenly glowed with a shining brilliance.
"That's a great idea! I hadn't thought of it before!"
As she spoke, she flew almost above the center of the village, raised her left hand high, and sang a strange song as she drew the wonderful runes.
Her singing voice is soft and delicate, like a pair of invisible hands, reaching from the ears to the heart, firmly grasping the hearts of the listeners. The singing was accompanied by a pink scent that spread from the rapidly forming magic array.
The pigs have been charmed by her singing voice, and have fallen into indescribable excitement, and at this moment they smell the fragrance with a powerful aphrodisiac effect, where can they still hold it!
For a while, they didn't care about whether the clansmen around them were white or black, as long as they were a male and a female, they quickly got together and began to work hard to reproduce.
"How long can this spell last?" After all the battles in the square were changed to another form, Sui Xiong nodded with satisfaction, flew to Steele's side, and asked.
Steele estimated it and said, "About two or three days." ”
"Two or three days?! It's been too long, it's going to kill you!"
"Then I'll shorten it a bit...... Or maybe I'll reduce the power of the magic circle a little bit and speed up its loss. That way they will be about half awake tomorrow morning. But it will still be in estrus and will not fully recover until the day after tomorrow. "How?"
"Okay, that's it!"
As the night deepened, the bonfires in the square were still burning, and the black and white pigs were happily "moving".
Maybe after this time, their relationship will really ease......
"Your Majesty. ”
"What's wrong? Is there anything you want to say? Do you want me to send you back now?"
"Don't worry, that big bird is very strong, it doesn't matter if he waits, anyway, there is time to do it slowly. Steele laughed and said, "I suddenly realized that you really have a lot of ideas......" (To be continued.) )