Chapter XXXVI: The Madman or the Saint 2

Brother Xiaohu woke up immediately, and by the way, he gave Tao Xiaozhi a slap in the face and woke him up!

Tao Xiaozhi's mind was full of dark clouds, and he was really sober up a lot after taking a shot like this, and what was even more gratifying was that he also remembered some very important things!

Wasn't the tree that could run just now the same as the pine tree he had beaten before?

Because in the dim twilight, and because he didn't pay attention to it in the first place, his impression of the pine tree was vague, but it looked very similar in appearance: it was old and withered, and the leaves were not flourishing, and it broke off about seven feet from the trunk!

While these vague fragments don't prove anything, the one thing left behind by the pine tree speaks for itself!

Such a thing, of course, is not a roasted deer, but a bird's nest!

This is not an ordinary bird's nest, because there are three chicks in the nest, and six big and bright eyes! A room, with people, is different, because it has become a "home", so it is said that this is an unusual bird's nest!

What's even more strange is that these three chicks were originally chirping and arguing, and when they saw Tao Xiaozhi's huge face emerging in front of them, they suddenly shut up, just staring curiously at the bigger and brighter Tao Xiaozhi's eyes with bright eyes!

Tao Xiaozhi was taken aback, and almost knocked over the bird's nest: aren't these three birds and their nests the ones that fell on his head from the strange pine tree engraved with "Lao Huang has visited here"?

This is the truth, and the evidence is ironclad!!

It turns out that the world (more precisely, in the demon world) is really a tree that can run again!!

Tao Xiaozhi's head began to go blank again, but Brother Xiaohu slapped him in time to prevent his condition from continuing to deteriorate.

Brother Xiaohu roared angrily: "Go and chase it, or my supper will be ruined tonight!!"

So, Brother Xiaohu suddenly grabbed Tao Xiaozhi's hand and ran wildly towards the night and aroma!

Follow the sense of smell, absolutely!

Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu bumped their heads in the dark night and almost hit them like tofu flowers, and they only hated that they didn't learn the iron head gong before, so as not to suffer now! But it is gratifying that the aroma of the roasted deer has not been cut off, and a glimmer of hope for her to be found will remain!

However, the figure of the pine tree suddenly disappeared, and even the roast deer smell molecules that wafted through the air suddenly disappeared, leaving only empty darkness around!

Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu's footsteps also stopped, looking at the vast twilight blankly, as if they were coming to this world for the first time!

They watched, scanned their surroundings, opened their noses to catch the ghostly scent, but in return was endless loss and unprecedented despair!

"Strange, why did the aroma suddenly disappear?"

This was the biggest question that came to their minds, but neither of them said it, just looked at each other numbly, as if accepting the fact that it had gone away, and it was gone forever!

"Perhaps, we should look around, it can't escape that fast!"

It was the best offer that came to their hearts, but no one said it, just looked at each other numbly a second time, and had already accepted the fact that it was indeed gone, and it was true, and it was really gone!!

They looked at each other and smiled, smiled bitterly, and then collapsed to the ground laughing!

"I've never been happier than I am today," Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "The dead deer in hand will also leave, the roasted deer will fly, and the roasted deer will give you a slap in the face!"

"You're lying!" Brother Xiaohu smiled bitterly, "You are not happy with you, it is even more uncomfortable than eating ten catties of Coptis chinensis!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Are you happy?!Don't be funny, what you say is even more stinky than my fart! Just ask, would a happy person say such a stinky ''?!"

Brother Xiaohu said: "I'm not happy, so what?! Are you really happy?"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Of course I'm happy, and it's the kind of 'indescribably happy' -- because I saw the miserable appearance that you didn't have a roast deer to eat, I was very happy! Hahaha...... Hehehe...... Hee-hee-hee!"

Brother Xiaohu was so angry that his two thick eyebrows twisted together, constantly snorting like a cow, gritting his teeth, and he couldn't wait to bite off his neck and suck his blood dry!

Tao Xiaozhi continued to laugh: "But ah, you'd better not become more unhappy, because the more unhappy you are, the happier I am!"

Brother Xiaohu's IQ and EQ are not so high, where can he stand the anger of the bird, the more he talks, the more angry he becomes, his face is red and blue, and he is about to explode!

"Twitter......"

The two of them mixed up for a while, looked at each other and laughed, panting, and didn't speak to each other, just in this short silence without speaking, this "chirp" sound broke this good time, and the two laughed out loud again!

It's the three birds calling.

Tao Xiaozhi was about to chase the strange pine tree at that time, and he didn't have time to think about what to do with the three chicks, so he kept taking the nest with him until the time of the fight, and then fell from his hands to the ground.

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "These stupid birds, probably want to eat roast deer too much!"

Brother Xiaohu smiled: "No, I probably want to eat milk!"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Birds are not mammals, how can they eat milk!"

Brother Xiaohu smiled: "It's always okay to eat goat's milk, anyway, milk is not a bad thing!"

"I probably want to eat human milk~~" Tao Xiaozhi looked at Brother Xiaohu's slightly bulging chest with a wicked smile, "I don't know if you have this? If you have, just give a little to others~~"

Little Tiger's face immediately became redder than the monkey's buttocks, and her embarrassment, anger, and shame changed endlessly, making her face not very good-looking, to the point of reaching out to cover her body!

"You...... Are you stupid?!" Brother Xiaohu said angrily, "I'm a man, do men have such a thing?!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Just kidding, don't be so nervous~~~"

"Tighten your face?!" Brother Tiger said angrily, "Who told you I was nervous?!It's a joke, I'm just very angry at your boring joke......

Tao Xiaozhi laughed, suddenly patted his head, and exclaimed: "I have a way, I have a way!"

"What can you do?!" Brother Xiaohu exclaimed, "Do you have a way to turn a man's chest muscles into *?!"

Tao Xiaozhi said that there is a way, then there is a way, but no one can guarantee how bad this method is.

What is the method and what is the method, and listen to him slowly break it down.

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "It's not impossible to turn the pectoral muscles into *, which is the so-called 'shemale', I heard that in the west of my Ming Dynasty, there is a country rich in this thing, and there is a bird monk in the Tang Dynasty, saying that he wants to go to the Western Regions to get its secret recipe, which is called 'Western Classic'." If you have a long-cherished wish to become a ladyboy, it is best to ask the monk, his name is Tang Sanzang......"

"What are you talking about?!" Brother Xiaohu touched his head and looked puzzled, "What 'Ming Dynasty', 'Bird Monk', 'Western Longitude', what is it?"

Alas, in other words, it's really longer than the Great Wall, and for people in the Demon Realm, it's better not to say anything about playing the piano to the cow!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Let's go back to the topic, what I want to say is that I suddenly thought of how to get the 'roast deer that flew away' back!"

"Really?!" Brother Xiaohu exclaimed, "Don't lie to people, your lies are not artistic!"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Although I had a disgraceful record of cheating children when I was a child, I never lied to liars - to lie to liars is to take them to hell!"

This is Brother Xiaohu's idea, and he is also the idea of being a reader, after all, a person like Tao Xiaozhi with a foolish smile on his face is not very comfortable at first glance, and his credibility can be imagined.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Have you seen those three stupid birds?"

Brother Xiaohu smiled: "I saw it, it looks like you! Seeing their stupidity reminds me of your ......."

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Don't look at them stupidly, they don't bark when they should call, they may be able to help us find the roast deer!"

Brother Xiaohu said: "Don't lie to people, I'm at least a veritable liar, I know this trick to deceive people! They are not hounds, just three little sparrows, how can they have such great ability?!"

Tao Xiaozhi didn't answer this question directly, but just smiled: "Have you ever thought about such a question: why does a mother bird want to build a nest in a book that cares about the tree?"

Brother Xiaohu said: "Probably it didn't think it would run, it's just a mistake, or is this mother bird really an out-and-out stupid bird?!"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Absolutely impossible, because the mother bird laid eggs in it, and the three birds have always been alive!"

If the chicks are alive, it means that they have 'food' to eat, and I wonder who the mother bird will take care of them?"

Brother Xiaohu was skeptical, touched his brain and said, "Then you say, what is the answer to that question?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I don't know!"

Brother Xiaohu said angrily: "I don't know, don't pretend to be omniscient and omnipotent!!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "But I know that these three birds must have a lot to do with the tree that can run!"

Brother Xiaohu said: "So what?!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "We can have this relationship and take back our things!"

Brother Xiaohu said angrily: "But we don't know what kind of relationship it is, take advantage of a fart!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "What is the relationship, isn't it the relationship between trees and birds?"

Brother Xiaohu was really so angry that her blood vessels almost burst, but after all, she was a fire star, and she could still make some cover up on this angry expression, otherwise it would not be good to make Tao Xiaozhi 'happier'.

Brother Xiaohu sneered: "Then what should we do now, are we waiting here?"

Tao Xiaozhi said mysteriously: "Not only are you waiting, but you have to see-"

Look?

Tao Xiaozhi stared intently, staring at the shadows of the trees not far away, as if there was something unpleasant blocking his vision: "Did you see it, that tree is very unpleasant!"

Not far away, I saw dozens of pine trees, like a group of people clustering and growing in one place, in a variety of forms, very strange! What is even more strange is that in this small world of pine tree disputes, there is actually a tall plane tree standing proudly!

There was nothing special about this sycamore, it was tall, straight, and smooth, but it broke off at a distance of seven feet, and it must have been sacked by a storm to show such vicissitudes, but it still stood, and it was a head taller than the other pine trees.

Brother Xiaohu scratched his head and said, "What did that Wutong offend you?!" You see that it is not happy, I am so happy that the soles of my feet are slippery!"

Brother Xiaohu was not very cool, but when she saw that Tao Xiaozhi was not happy, she became happy again - this is the fun of singing the opposite!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Don't you think it's strange? A huge forest, all of which are pine trees, why did a sycamore pop up?!"

Brother Xiaohu's brain seemed to be opened, and he suddenly realized it for a while, but he still refused to admit it verbally: "What's so strange about this, donkeys can be born in the horses, and humans can jump out of the monkeys (it's hard to say that it's not like Darwin's evolutionary theory at all), why can't there be plane trees in the pine forest?!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "What you said is very reasonable, this is just for me (probably equal to nonsense), because I am also biased!"

If you are not a saint or a madman, not a perfectly perfect person or a completely imperfect person, you can have prejudice, and you can use it for no reason, knowing that others are "prejudiced" against you!

Brother Xiaohu was stunned and said, "Then what do you want?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I think it will tell the truth and obediently return the roast deer!"

Brother Xiaohu was even more stunned. The mouth is wider than the tiger's, and it seems to feel. Standing in front of her was no longer a prejudiced person, but a saint or a madman who was transcendent and worldly, above the human mind and spirit!