Chapter 29 Caesarean section pregnancy test

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As expected, the two guards spotted Cang Shilan at once.

One of the guards shouted, "Who? Stop!"

Cang Shilan stopped and said sharply: "I'm from a nearby village, and I don't have anything to eat at home, so I'll dig some wild vegetables here." ”

Cang Shilan is now pretending to be pregnant, of course, she can't talk about life in a rough voice.

The two sentinels were overjoyed when they heard the woman's voice.

Like ants that smell honey, they rush towards Cangshilan.

After a while, they came to Cang Shilan.

After the transformation, Cang Shilan has a handsome appearance, a white face and beardlessness, and the blonde hair of the shawl, looking from a distance, she looks very much like a handsome girl.

When the two guards first saw Cangshi's handsome appearance, they both had lewd smiles on their faces.

The guards saw Cang Shilan clearly, and Cang Shilan naturally saw the guards clearly.

The two guards were of medium height, on the fat side, and the most obvious sign was a large, protruding round, flat nose on their faces, with two holes in itβ€”presumably nostrils.

Isn't this a pig on Earth?

However, except for the fact that these two guards have not evolved their noses, Wei Duo is the same as normal people.

It seems that human beings are truly the spirit of all things.

All animals are modeled after they become spermatological, but there are some places where they have not fully evolved.

Cang Shilan immediately asked Platini in the sea of knowledge: "Pu Lao, didn't you say that the elven continent is dominated by elves?

Platini, however, ignored him.

When Lan looked again, it turned out that Platini had fallen asleep and couldn't wake up no matter how much he screamed.

Strange, why do you need to sleep consciously? Still sleeping so soundly?

Ignoring Platini, Cang Shilan decided to deal with the two guards in front of him.

Two pig guards were looking Cang Shilan up and down.

When they saw the blue belly, their smiles suddenly stopped, and only a gloomy face remained.

Seeing the change in the expressions of the two, Cang Shilan suddenly felt that pretending to be a pregnant woman was the wisest thing for him to do after coming to the other world.

A pig guard waved his hand, motioning for Cang Shilan to hurry back.

He waved his hand and muttered in his mouth: "Don't run around with a big belly, make me happy in vain." ”

When the blue is like a pardon, he turns around and leaves.

"Wait!" shouted another guard.

The previous guard said, "What's the matter? Although this person is a woman, he has a big belly, and it is useless for us brothers." Do you even want to be a pot-bellied woman? Heavy taste, the little brother really admires and admires. ”

The latter guard said, "Go, you're a heavy taste." Don't I owe you a silver coin and five copper coins? If I win, the gambling debt will be written off. If I lose, I'll give you three silver coins. How?"

"How to bet?" the previous guard was visibly interested.

The latter guard pointed to the blue belly and said, "Just bet on whether the little cub in her belly is male or female." ”

Cang Shilan was shocked, could it be that these two pig men were detained in the barracks?

Cang Shilan smiled all over his face, and said flatteringly: "What a bet." Master Jun, my stomach listens to you the most. You can't be wrong when you say that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. ”

"Shut up!" one of the guards shouted angrily.

The previous guard said, "Bet." I said she had such a big belly that she must have been pregnant with a man. ”

The latter guard begged, "Would it be good to do me a favor, I guess it's a man." You just give me the men, and you take the women, okay? We are brothers, if you don't help me, who will help me?"

The previous guard said proudly: "There are no fathers and sons in the casino, let alone just brothers? If you can't win a deal, you can find an almshouse to do. ”

The latter guard pondered for a moment, stomped his foot, and said hatefully, "Count you ruthless." I guess the little cub in this mother-in-law's belly must be a woman. This mother-in-law has such a round belly, she must be a woman. As the saying goes, the belly is pointy, give birth to a handle, have a round belly, and give birth to a quasi-child. You can change it to a female now, I don't mind. ”

Cang Shilan said with a smile: "I am pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl. Neither of the two military masters was wrong. Now, can I go?"

The latter guard slapped him, making a gesture to hit, and scolded in his mouth: "Shut up, if you are long-winded, I will beat you to death." Uncle wants you to go, so he will naturally let you go. ”

The former guard said, "But how can we verify it? Do you want to take this girl into the barracks, and wait until she is born to identify the male and female?"

The latter guard grinned and said, "Don't bother. This mother-in-law's belly is so big, and the fetus in her belly has been formed. Let's take a knife and cut open this girl's belly, take out the fetus and take a look, won't we be able to identify the male and female?"

The previous guard laughed and said, "You're still smart." We haven't killed anyone in a long time, so let me cut this knife. ”

As he spoke, he drew his knife and slashed at Cang Shilan's stomach.

The latter guard shouted, "Be careful, be careful not to cut off important parts." If you don't recognize it, you lose......"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Cang Shilan withdrew and retreated.

But his stomach was straight in front and inaccessible, so the knife didn't completely dodge.

In a flash of the knife, the pale blue leaf dress was cut open and fell to the ground.

The previous guard smiled: "Yo ho, it's still a practicing family." It doesn't matter, the uncle has killed a lot of practitioners, and there is no shortage of you. ”

As he spoke, his knife danced faster and more sharply, slashing towards Cangshi Blue.

Cang Shilan saw that things couldn't be good, so he had to pull out the dagger hidden behind his back and knock it out gently.

With a loud "dang", the knife flew straight out of the sky like a swimming dragon.

How great is the strength of the king of a hundred trees, and how can the pigman resist it.

When the man saw that the knife was knocked off, he took two steps back and shouted, "Bucuri, the idea is pierced in the hand, and it is on the shoulder." ”

The black words are all out.

Cang Shilan couldn't help but sigh in her heart: "Seven thousand years have passed, and the elves have really fallen. Not only are the Holy Land guarded by pigmen, but there is also a prevalence of slang in the military. ”

A pigman guard named Bucuri also rushed up.

He drew two knives, one to the pigman who lost the knife, and the other to slash at Cangshilan.

Cang Shilan's belly is very large, and it is inconvenient to move, so he can only stand in place and resist left and right.

The pigman who lost the knife, seeing that Cang Shilan was only fighting back on the spot, knew that he was unable to move, so he went down to greet him.

Seeing that the two were fighting, Cang Shilan pulled out the long sword "Elemental Friend" from his waist to fight one against two.

It's just that Cang Shilan has never learned martial arts, where is there any routine, just slashing and chopping.

Fortunately, the two pigman guards didn't seem to have learned much martial arts, and they were all the way to Cang Shilan, with Wang Ba Fist on both sides - no, it was Wang Ba Dao.

"Ping Pong", sparks splashed everywhere, and the two sides actually played well.

After all, two fists are hard to beat four hands, although Cang Shilan barely supported it, but he was also weak and retreated.

Suddenly, Cang Shilan felt a knife in her leg, and her body shrank down in pain.

Seeing that there was an opportunity, Bucuri stepped forward with an arrow and slashed straight down.

Where could Cang Shilan hide, his head was split in half at once.

The King of Hundred Trees' self-healing ability was activated in an instant, and within a few moments, his head was intact.

Bucuri and another guard screamed, "Hell...... Ghosts!"

Cang Shilan was also shocked, and looked around: "Ghost ...... Where the hell is it?"

Cang Shilan is an otaku, and he is usually most afraid of these gods and ghosts, otherwise he would not be reluctant to abandon "Dracula's fear" - the dagger with special lethal power to ghosts.

The other guard trembled for a while, and then suddenly became fierce, and shouted angrily: "Uncle Ben, I have killed a lot of elven untouchables, are you still afraid of the ghosts of those untouchables? ”

The words were tough, but after all, he was afraid in his heart, and the knife technique was even more chaotic.

Seeing that the steel knife of the pig man was ineffective against himself, Cang Shilan was bold, and the knife beckoned to the other party's vital point.

One side was full of morale, the other side was terrified, and the battle was quickly decided.

As Bucuri slashed him in the left shoulder, the blue sword slammed into the heart of the other guard.

The guard rolled his eyes up, kicked his legs, and settled the account.