Chapter 293: Exposing the Short and Acknowledging the Short
Facing the gaze of a Teutonic old man and a Chinese young man, Hatsune Miku, who sat on the side and listened to the two chatting throughout the whole process, looked a little uncomfortable: "What's wrong?
"Did you hear what the two of us were talking about just now?" Feng Longde took a deep breath and asked.
"Hear that?What kind of two-way teleportation array in the basement of the headquarters fort, the basement of Tokushima City, etc., can't you remember what you said?" Hatsune Miku tilted her head slightly in confusion, she wondered why these two men asked such a question, "Oh yes, you also said that you were going to return to the outside world for a while, there are family visits, and Uncle Feng, aren't you going to see if you can bring your friends over?"
Hearing Hatsune Miku's answer, Feng Longde knew that this matter had been completely leaked to outsiders, and it was absolutely useless to pretend to be stupid and cover up this aspect of the matter.
"Okay, that's actually the case, I" Feng Longde cleared his throat, and was about to explain the ins and outs of this matter when Hatsune Miku directly interrupted his speech: "Uncle Feng, you don't need to say it, it's that Yakumo Zi allows you and your friends and subordinates to travel freely between Gensokyo and the outside world, and you can even reveal your true situation to reliable people, but at the cost of needing to fend off those medieval Arab forces like those who attacked the village last time for Gensokyo, right?" And the most important thing is not to leak the news of Gensokyo's actual existence to outsiders, and it can't pose a threat to Gensokyo itself, right?"
"you, excuse me for just saying a dirty word. Rubbing his somewhat swollen scalp, Feng Longde looked at Hatsune Miku, who was smiling in shock, "People who know these things at the moment. In addition to the Teutonic camp and Adolf, who is highly cooperative with the Teutonic camp, that is, the vampire lady of Remilia and the hungry undead princess of the Phantom Child, you actually know about this?!"
"Uncle Feng is surprised by this, isn't it?" Looking at Feng Longde's blue eyes that were about to leave their sockets, Hatsune Miku smiled evilly, looking like a little devil (not the one from the Red Devil Pavilion), "Uncle Feng, have you forgotten how our V family singers entered Gensokyo in the first place?"
"Damn. I remember. Feng Longde slapped his forehead hard, "If that's the case, then it's not surprising that you know these things. ”
"Boss, Hatsune Miku-chan, what kind of dumb riddle are you guys playing? Why am I so confused" Zhu Henghong had a dull expression, and now he listened to the conversation between Feng Longde and Hatsune Miku as if he was listening to a book from heaven, "Can anyone explain it to me from beginning to end?"
"Forget about you kid, you can know these things and there are ghosts. Feng Longde sighed, and then began to explain to Zhu Henghongzai carefully how Hatsune Miku and other V family singers came to Gensokyo, how the V family villa had an almost comprehensive modern configuration, and the agreement signed between himself and Yakumo Zi's realm monsters. During this period, there was also the party Hatsune Miku, who occasionally interspersed some speeches, so as to make Feng Longde's explanation more convincing.
This process lasted for more than half an hour, and after Feng Longde and Hatsune Miku finished talking thoroughly, Zhu Henghong heard that it was called a dizziness, and the short black hair that originally looked good exploded one by one at this time, like the hedgehog head that the two-dimensional male protagonist generally has.
"So boss, you can have so much convenience, to put it bluntly, it's because you sold yourself and all your subordinates?" Zhu Henghong first looked at his top boss with a dog's expression, and then looked at Hatsune Miku with a constipated expression: "Hatsune Miku-chan." You mean that all of your V family singers were arranged by Yakumo Zi in the first place, so you can be considered friends with her?
"Your tone makes me feel like a human trafficker. Sell not only others, but also yourself. Feng Longde struck Zhu Henghong at the back of the neck with a knife that was not light or heavy, and he quickly stopped talking, "We provide military force to ensure the safety of Gensokyo, such as the outside human army or small-scale mutations will be handled by the Teutonic camp, and if there is a large-scale mutation, we should go to assist Reimu, that Boli witch, and in addition to traveling freely between the two places." It was only with Yakumo's permission that the Teutonic camp was now able to expand its power and army, otherwise she would have been able to sit back and watch a giant fortress pop out of thin air on the edge of the Lake of Mist?"
"Isn't it simple and clear when I say this" Zhu Henghong grinned, he was a little more honest when Feng Longde gave him some physical punishment, it can be said that his stinky mouth is not good at all, far from being like Weisk or Richard when his mouth is damaged. "The thought that every bit of our ordinary life is in the eyes of a certain monster sage, I have an urge to fill my body with mosaics"
"Hatsune Miku, since you know these things, do you plan to go back to the outside world?" Too lazy to take care of Zhu Henghong, Feng Longde turned to Hatsune Miku and asked, "Do you still have friends who want to return to the outside world?
Hatsune Miku was slightly surprised when she heard Feng Longde's inquiry, but she quickly shook her head: "No, I don't have this idea yet, and Sister Jingyin and Sister Xunyin shouldn't have this plan either." ”
"Huh?" Feng Longde rubbed his chin with his right hand in surprise, and even Zhu Henghong on the side looked at Hatsune Miku curiously.
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Hatsune Miku, they have no plans to return to the outside world to see?
This surprised Feng Longde quite a bit - when he was invited here by Hatsune Miku for the first time to chat with the singers of the V family, he knew the specific reason why they came to Gensokyo, but he didn't understand one thing, that is, they were born in the outside world after all, did they really have no nostalgia for the outside world at all?
When Feng Longde raised this question, Hatsune Miku's answer made him and Zhu Henghong, who had the same question, suddenly realize: "It's not that we don't want to go back to the outside world to see, anyway, we have always missed the life in the outside world, but if we venture back to the outside world, there will be a lot of problems." For example," Hatsune Miku pointed to her own face and clothes as she said this, "Our physiognomy." ”
Hatsune Miku's answer made Feng Longde and Zhu Henghong nod frequently, which is also what Feng Longde felt was the most inappropriate: Hatsune Miku, as a virtual idol and electronic star who was once popular, even if the LL cult is up now, they can't suppress their former popularity. If Hatsune Miku and other V family singers swaggered into the outside world, it can't be said that the headlines of newspapers around the world will be their news in a few hours. But otaku who only know a little bit about two-dimensional culture will definitely be ready to make a move - the fanaticism of otaku is no worse than that of any star, and if Hatsune Miku and them are directly messing around in the outside world, God knows what kind of chain reaction will cause trouble at that time.
Therefore, if Hatsune Miku and other singers of the V family, who don't seem to be normal human painting styles at first glance, really want to appear in the outside world without disguise and not cause a commotion, Feng Longde can only think of a special occasion after tormenting his brain nerves for a long time: comic exhibition
"It's not just about appearance. Hatsune Miku had a headache as his fingers drew circles on the door of his head, looking rather distressed, "The fundamental reason why we came to Gensokyo is that we can obtain less and less faith power, and if we continue to stay in the outside world, sooner or later." We will be completely disappeared because of the more and more unstable faith power, and now the faith power we have obtained in the human world is not much, but it is better to be stable, and it is definitely enough to maintain our existence, and according to Yakumo Murasaki, the existence of Gensokyo itself can also reduce the loss of faith power required by the gods to exist as much as possible, but once we enter the outside world, the faith power we need to maintain our existence and maintain our actions will be greatly increased, and a little carelessness will lead to our disappearance。 ”
"With my brain and not with the help of my old sister's analysis, I actually understood. After listening to Hatsune Miku's explanation, Feng Longde is now in the same state as Zhu Henghong before. It's all dizzy," a god who seems to have been born out of a fictional image. It's really very restrictive - I feel that the power of faith is the equivalent of oxygen to you, and once the loss is exhausted, you are really completely dead."
"So until we have more stable sources of faith, we have to endure even if we really want to go back to the outside world, otherwise we will be like fish caught on land. Hatsune Miku was a little dissatisfied with Feng Longde's last words, but she also knew very well that this Teutonic uncle had no ill intentions. "Uncle Feng, thank you for your kindness, when our faith source is sufficient, we will tell you in advance if we want to go back to the outside world, I hope you can agree to it then~"
"Don't worry about this Hatsune Miku-chan!" Zhu Henghong patted his chest, showing that he was confident. "Don't say anything else, the boss of my family, he's your brain-dead fan when he's in the outside world!I'll definitely agree to your request!And Hatsune Miku-chan, you don't know.,Boss, he's actually a completely hopeless Lolita.,Your type of girl suits his appetite the most!Boss, I'm wrong!Don't hit me, I'll be a big rub!Boss, you have to calm down!Can you take the knight's sword back into the scabbard!!"
Feng Longde's face was unkind, his right hand brandished the knight's long sword that was drawn from the armed belt at his waist, and his left hand grabbed Zhu Henghong's neck and hit him the shoulder, and the balance ball fixed at the bottom of the hilt was also quite powerful to smash people, which directly made this guy who didn't hold the door hurt so much that he didn't dare to be nonsense anymore.
Hatsune Miku looked at the scene in front of her in a daze, and the whole person was stunned - she had personally learned from Feng Longde that he was a relatively senior fan of the V family, and he was still a fan of herself, but if she was called Lori Con, Hatsune Miku really didn't know what expression and mood to use to look at Feng Longde, and she knew what Lori Con was like, and she almost couldn't believe that the usually taciturn Teutonic Uncle in front of her was actually a person in this way, and the shock to Hatsune Miku could be described as a heavy mental blow
In fact, Hatsune Miku should not be so surprised, she completely forgot how fanatical Feng Longde was in the audience when she sang "It's Lolitacon", it was not just because she saw Hatsune Miku sing it herself, the most important thing is that he was particularly obsessed with that song when he was still an ordinary human in the outside world, and it wasn't Lolita that he was a ghost!
After making sure that Zhu Henghong, whose shoulder had been completely swollen by the balance ball of the hilt, assured that he would no longer owe anything, Feng Longde snorted coldly and then put his sword back into the sheath, and sat cross-legged at the table again, he was still not used to Japanese-style sitting, "I'm sorry, Hatsune Miku, although this guy is quite rude to say it directly, but that's exactly the case - I'm a lolicon, thoroughly, or hopelessly, whatever you want to understand." ”
"Boss, do you think it's really okay to say this in front of Hatsune Miku-chan" Zhu Henghong, who was sitting on the side desperately rubbing the bruises on his shoulders and performing muscle-building techniques to recover his injuries, muttered quietly, "Isn't this equivalent to telling people that you are an old hooligan directly in front of your sister?"
Feng Longde turned his head and glared at Zhu Henghong, and with his extremely lethal eyes, Zhu Henghong quickly closed his mouth.
"Apologies again. Feng Longde came back to his senses and shrugged his shoulders at the stunned Hatsune Miku, not trying to hide it at all, "Maybe for others, especially girls, a man like me who looks old-fashioned and has an uncle's face is a bit perverted like Lolicon, right? ”
Feng Longde was so arrogant twice that he didn't even give a conclusive answer, which directly made Hatsune Miku and Zhu Henghong beside him both fall into a state of confusion by lightning- casually replaced by someone else, and the first reaction of being exposed by others was basically to desperately deny or search the stomach to explain the ins and outs of a person who could fool the past;However, Feng Longde is good, this forced him to have no idea of excusing himself at all, and bluntly admitted that he was a lolita who was equivalent to a pervert in the eyes of the vast majority of people, showing a posture of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, as if "I am this kind of person, what can you do with me?" attitude
At this moment, whether it is Hatsune Miku, who has a broken nerve in his brain, or Zhu Henghong, whose soul fire is suddenly fluctuating, there is only one thought in his heart: This master is also real, right?!(To be continued.) )