Text Volume 1_Chapter 21 God Plays a Spoof on the Resurrection of Fire Star and Xiaozhi (2)

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"Woohoo!" the noodle spider didn't have time to listen to them playing the lute here, and he was furious, opened its big claws, and fired a few noodle cannons at the fire star!

But the fire star dodged easily, and his bounce and agility were amazing. His footsteps move like a ghostly wind, and in an instant, he can distinguish several shadows, making it impossible to distinguish which is the physical and which is the virtual body, disturbing your heart, and then taking advantage of the moment you are distracted to attack and give you a "knife".

Actually, he did.

Noodle Spider was surrounded by loud "whirring", and there were glimpses of fire stars everywhere, and there were red lines of light that cut through the darkness, because he still held the fire cutter in one of his hands.

The glimpses of the fire stars are everywhere, in a thousand forms: somersaults on the top of the cave, "horses stepping on swallows" on the ground, eagles spreading their wings in mid-air, etc., which one is real? The noodle spider was dizzy, and the spotlight-like eyes scanned the surroundings, and his mouth kept shooting noodles at the fire star, but each time he didn't hit the target.

"Don't jump around!" Tao Xiaozhi was also stunned by the fire star, "Be careful which noodles you step on, the hole is everywhere!"

"I don't need you to warn me, you think I'm as stupid as you?" several of the dark shadows of the fire star said angrily together, "You better take care of your pants and see if it is so scared that it gets wet!"

Tao Xiaozhi was so angry that he grabbed the ground, and said angrily: "I'll let you know what it tastes like sooner or later, so that you can drink enough!"

The fire star flashed in front of the noodle spider's eyes like lightning, and suddenly waved a fly swatter, attacking dozens of moves, opening the bow left and right, like the shadow of one scissor after another, cutting its eyes!

"Slap clip clip !!"

"Papapa" a few times, and the eyes of the noodle spider were "slapped" a few times.

The flaming star fell, stepped on its head, and then bounced backwards, jumping dozens of feet away.

"Well, do you know it's wrong?" said Huoxing with his hands crossed over his chest, "I know it's wrong, I don't want to slap you!"

"Idiot! I should say, you know that you are wrong!" Tao Xiaozhi shook his head and sighed, "It's not a fly, it's a spider, a spider of great size! You have a three-year-old child-like bad trick, and there are still some uses in the toilet, and it's just scratching and itching!"

The noodle spider's eyes were beaten red, and because it had no eyelids, it couldn't blink, so painful that its tears rushed out, and it hissed like a small ball in a "U" shaped slide, rolling up and down on the cave wall, and its six or seven feet long tail leg "snapped" on the cave wall!

"Why are you still stupid there?!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "Come and save me!"

"It's okay if you want me to save you, but one by one" Huo Xing said, "You have to promise me one condition, one by one"

"In this case, you still talk about conditions?!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "You still have no humanity?!"

"Now is the best opportunity to talk about conditions, and there is no room for error!" said Huoxing, "You have to promise me: don't pester my cousin in the future!"

"Oh my God!" Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "I'm pestering her? It's right that she's pestering me! If she wants this, what can I do?! I can only blame me for being too handsome... ”

"Then why doesn't she haunt me?!" said Huoxing angrily, "Everyone else says I'm the most handsome Huoxing!"

"I'm afraid you said it yourself。。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said in a low voice, "It seems that self-absorption is really easy to blind your eyes。。。。。。。 ”

"What are you grunting?!" said Flaming Star angrily, "Say yes or no!"

"Promise, promise!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Come and save me!"

"But what noodles do you seem to be entangled in。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "Isn't the fire interceptor you are holding in your hand?!"

Noodle Spider is really enraged!

Its eyes were red and shining, and its long tail limbs writhed, slapping the cave wall obliquely, and the triangular hard object on the tail limb shattered the rocks of the cave wall like a huge spear!

"Crackling!" the gravel on the cave wall fell!

Huoxing still crossed his hands on his chest and sneered on the side.

The noodle spider waved its tail and ran angrily, dragging its heavy belly and running over Tao Xiaozhi, who almost lost his breath.

"Damn the green people!" Tao Xiaozhi scolded angrily, "Hurry up and throw the fire interceptor over! Otherwise, I won't tell you where the stupid star is!"

"Do you know where she is?" Flaming Star tossed the fire interceptor over, "Tell me!"

The noodle spider wields its spear-like tail and pierces the fire star!

The fire star flashed, and the giant tail limb actually plunged into the rock, and the rock shattered!!

The incomparably hard tail limb is like a giant steel gun, indestructible!! rock is simply softer than tofu to it!

The noodle spider stabbed at the fire star with its tail legs up, like a rice plant, leaving many pits around the "rumbling" hole.

It still didn't hit the target.

The stars flickered like ghosts, and it was even harder to hit him and catch the shadows!

The fire star flicked into the cave wall, brandished a fly swatter, and slammed the noodle spider's head with the force of the Huashan Mountain!

"Smack!" the spark hit the target and immediately jumped a few feet away.

Although the fly swatter of the Fire Star is made of steel, it has no power against the noodle spider, because the scale armor on its body is too strong, even more powerful than the golden armor and iron armor!

The noodle spider stabbed a few more moves towards the fire star, and at the same time, it squirted out of its mouth, and it was a two-pronged attack!

This is really the time to test the reflexes of the fire star. Under the rain of tail limbs and noodles, he finally couldn't parry, and was hit by its tail (fortunately, it wasn't stabbed, otherwise, the fire star would never shine again), and stuck to the cave wall with a "snap"!

The noodle spider immediately shoots the noodles towards the fire star, and he is stuck there!

Tao Xiaozhi took the fire interceptor, blew it on fire, lit the noodles all over his body, and in an instant, he struggled in the fire net!

Although the fire burns very painfully, what is it compared to the poisonous wounds on the body? The poisonous wounds on the body are very painful, but what is the pain compared to the fangs?

The noodle spider aimed the "spear head" at the fire star, and was about to stab it, when suddenly Tao Xiaozhi's body caught fire, so frightened that it retreated a few feet away, burning its eyes at Tao Xiaozhi, and the tentacles on its head writhed uneasily.

Tao Xiaozhi finally stood up from the fire, exuding a tempting smell of burning, his head was steaming, and most of his remaining half of his pants were burned, his whole body was black, and the "black noodles" on his body peeled off.

"It seems to be afraid of fire。。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

"Damn the yellow race!" said Vulner, angrily, "Hurry up and save me! I'm stuck here!"

"It's okay if you want me to save you, but one by one" Tao Xiaozhi smiled, "You have to promise me one condition."

"In this case, you still talk about conditions?!" Huoxing said angrily, "You still have no humanity?!

"Now is the best opportunity to talk about conditions, and there is no room for loss!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "You have to promise me: the condition you just now doesn't count, how about it?"

Huoxing said angrily: "No way! I won't agree to kill me!"

"You're so tenacious!" Tao Xiaozhi shook his head, "There's no way, then I'll have to burn you to death!"

And he did.

Huoxing burned on the cave wall for a while, and then rolled down, but unfortunately, he touched the noodle dough on the ground again, causing Tao Xiaozhi to burn a fire for him again.

"Damn the yellow race!" said Huoxing angrily, pulling out the burnt noodles on his body, "I almost died in the fire!!!

Huoxing's miserable burning is much worse than Tao Xiaozhi's, so the fire must be burned. But who is to blame? This is a way out of the way, a bad way out of the way!

"Sneer。。。。。。。 ”

The noodle spider was so angry that he smashed the surrounding rocks one by one, dragging his bulky body and crawling over violently!

"I seem to have a way to deal with it。。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said.

"What's the solution?"

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"What can you do?" Vulcan sneered, "It's not going to be another 'fire attack'!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Exactly, exactly, the cousin of Huoxing Yiyi, who knows me!"

Huoxing sneered, "Such a behemoth, I'd love to see how you burn it!"

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the flame ignited by the fire interceptor in his hand, and said with a smile: "Then don't blink~"

"Hohoo。。。。。。 ”

"Click。。。。。。 ”

The noodle spider sprayed the noodle spider silk angrily at the fire star, and stabbed at Tao Xiaozhi with its tail leg on the other, both at the same time!

Tao Xiaozhi lightly touched his toes, rose into the air, turned over and jumped to the top of the cave, and then lit the noodle net on the top of the cave!

Due to the connection of the net on the top of the cave, connecting the big karst cave to the old nest of the Spider King and the large and small caves on the way, the fire spread to each cave like flowing water, and suddenly the tongues of fire were all over the place, and the smoke was filled!

"Sneer。。。。。。。 With the firelight, the noodle spider was frightened and kept hissing.

Although the roof of the cave was more than ten feet away from the ground, the noodle spider was so large that it was almost cooked by the fire, and it was jumping and screaming everywhere. It dragged its heavy body back in its original course, disappearing around the nearest corner.

"How's it going?" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "It must have been roasted like Peking duck!"

"Damn the yellow race!" Huo Xing slapped Tao Xiaozhi's face and said angrily, "Are you in the water in your brain?!!!"

Huoxing's anger this time is finally in the right place. The continuous fire on the top of the cave is too big, even if they don't cook them, the billowing smoke will suffocate them, and the air in the cave is very small, if it is consumed, then they only have two dead ends (one for each person)!

So, they ran in the opposite direction where the noodle spider had fled!

"Damn the yellow man, you stop me! That's what your idea does, and the bad situation gets worse! I'm going to make you a pulp today!!

"Don't get excited, we're not dead anyway! don't be angry, hurry up and beat your bad metaphor, stop hitting your fly swatter!"

"I can't spare you, just like a cat won't let go of a mouse! I'll teach you to taste my 'slap clip' today!"

"My golden left foot isn't bad。。。。。。。 ”

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The two ran wildly all the way, fought all the way, fought all the way, and fought endlessly.

Inadvertently, the light in front of them became darker and darker, and there was no fire above their heads, because there were no more noodle cobwebs.

They fell to the ground in exhaustion, gasping for air.

"You just said," said the fire star, "you know where my cousin is, do you?"

"Do you want to know?" Tao Xiaozhi smiled, "Promise my conditions, and I'll tell you!"

"On what terms?"

"It's the condition I promised you to be null and void!"

"What a despicable yellow man!" said Huoxing through gritted teeth, "I saved your life just now, and negotiated terms with me!"

"Don't forget, I also saved your life, you and I owe each other!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Besides, I was agreed by you, it's really despicable that you!"

Tao Xiaozhi didn't want to pester Silly Xing, but Huoxing always disagreed with him, which made him very unhappy, so that condition was like making him sign an unequal treaty, which made him suffer a great grievance, besides, as Tao Xiaozhi said, because he was too handsome, it was not that he was pestering her, but the opposite!

"Yes, there you have you!" said Huoxing angrily, "I promise you anything, you can tell me her whereabouts!"

"She's in 。。。。。。。 ”

Suddenly, Tao Xiaozhi held his head in his hands and slammed into the ground!

"What's wrong?" said Vulner, touching the rattan hoop on his head, "You feel guilty for your despicable behavior, you don't have to。。。。。。 ”

"I'm sorry silly star。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi said as if crying, "I forgot that she was also stuck by those noodle nets, and the noodles are connected to the noodles I lit!"

"What?!" Huo Xing said angrily (although his little hand could only choke Tao Xiaozhi's Adam's apple at most) Tao Xiaozhi's neck, "In other words, my cousin will also be burned。。。。。。 ”

"That's very likely。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi said, "Anyway, she can't be burned to death, at most, like us, half burned to death!"

"I can't spare you。。。。。。 Huoxing jumped up, brandished a fly swatter, and hit Tao Xiaozhi wildly.

"Stop fighting!" Tao Xiaozhi stretched out his hand to grab the fly swatter and said angrily, "Think about it with your brain, anyway, she is stuck with noodles, and sooner or later she will set a fire, do you have any other better way?"

Wouldn't that be better? Silly Star might have escaped from Noodle Spider's den.

Fire Star thinks the same way. So he stopped.

Huoxing said angrily: "If my cousin is missing a hair, I will beat you a hundred times, unless you die!"

The two stopped fighting or scolding, and continued to walk forward silently.

However, there was a fork in the front, which was the fuse for another dispute between the two.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Men are left, women are right, let's go to the right!"

"Are you a woman?" said Huoxing angrily, "choose the one with the big hole, I'll go to the big hole on the left!"

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "You are as small as an ant, and you have to walk through a big hole, are you too arrogant?!"

Huoxing said angrily: "You're a man, why don't you go to the left, aren't you too perverted?!"

"I just love to go to the right, can you handle it?"

"Whatever you want, I'm going to go to the left anyway!"

"Don't forget," Tao Xiaozhi said, "I know where the stupid star is, don't you want to save her?"

After saying so much nonsense, this sentence is more effective.

Although Huoxing is angry and has ten thousand reluctances in his heart, what can he do for the sake of his lovely cousin?"

Men on the left, women on the right, to the right.

"Where are we going now?" said the fire star.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Let's go to a big cave first, only if we find that cave, can we find our way to Silly Star!"