We have to start from the beginning. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Cang Shilan is an ordinary college student, that is, a standard dead otaku, a stinky dick, and a stupid and angry youth.

The only thing that makes him unique is that he can actually turn nightmares into spring dreams.

Once his old man is awakened from a nightmare, he will definitely sit up, drink saliva, suppress the shock, and then lie down again, and then continue to have the dream just now.

But this time, the master of the dream became him, and then those female ghost girls were chased one by one.

Thinking about the female ghost girl, it's really pitiful, and she finally sneaked out to have some fun, but she was swept around the street by Cang Shilan, this, who is going to reason with this?

With the increase in the number of dreams, Cang Shilan's experience value is also increasing, and the qualitative change causes the quantitative change, and the level of his dreaming has finally increased.

He now doesn't need to be woken up by nightmares, and changes the plot directly in the middle of the dream.

The female ghost in the dream was unlucky, and she was chasing and killing Cang Shilan with great momentum just now. In an instant, the plot reversed, Cang Shilan turned around and chased her with a bad smile on her shoulder, and she didn't even give her time to take a breath, which made people vomit three liters of blood.

However, although this kind of ability is a bull, it is not an outsider after all, so Cang Shilan is still an ordinary college student who seems ordinary, but is actually really ordinary.

On this day, Cang Shilan was taking a break on an unmanned lawn in the corner of the campus, when he suddenly heard a commotion.

"There's a lot of excitement to see. Cang Shilan couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Seeing excitement is a traditional virtue of the Chinese, and as a successor, Cang Shilan is naturally not exempt from vulgarity.

The commotion came from outside the wall.

Cang Shilan's heart was clear, and he had to jump over the wall to see the excitement.

He glanced around and saw that there was no one around, and his heart was overjoyed - although it was not a shame to join in the fun, it was always good to say that "over the wall" was not good.

Otaku are usually not good at sports, and trying to force themselves over a high wall with their physical strength is basically a fool's dream.

Fortunately, there is a row of trees planted next to the wall, although it is a little thinner, not much like an arm, but if you are careful, and with the other hand holding the wall, there should be no problem.

As it turned out, Cang Shilan overestimated his athletic ability.

He had barely touched the top of the wall when the tree fell backwards. As soon as he was afraid, he used too much force, and the whole person fell from one side of the wall to the other side of the wall, fell heavily to the ground, and rolled seventeen or eight times in a row, and fell seven or eight vegetables.

He looked around, it was over, he was so close to the excitement, he basically changed from watching the excitement to joining in the excitement.

He lamented with a gloomy face: "I have long said that don't make up for the fun, don't make the fun, but now it's okay, I will become the protagonist of the fun, and I will become the laughing stock of others." ”

However, the two people facing him didn't pay attention to him—would the elephant care about the onlookers?

About fifty or sixty meters away from Cang Shilan, there were two people standing.

A roe deer, shaved head, and wearing a left-sided robe. This robe is straight up and straight down, without the beauty of the slightest line. If you look closely, he is not completely bald, and there is still a handful of unshaved hair on the top of his head, tied into a small braid, how ugly and ugly it is.

The other looked much more pleasing to the eye. I saw that he had a bun on his head, white hair, kind eyebrows, and a Hanfu. The breeze is blowing, and the clothes are fluttering, like a fairy descending to earth.

However, Cang Shilan found that this person's Hanfu was also left.

Cang Shilan couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "Alas, I don't know which garbage crew is filming a garbage TV series." ”

Needless to say, the crew must be filming the story of the late Ming Dynasty and the early Qing Dynasty, and it must be those diehards who don't know the historical trend in the late Ming Dynasty who are doing senseless resistance, and then they are violently beaten by the elites who represent advanced culture and promote national reconciliation, and then the people of the whole country welcome the slave society.

However, the crew is too shoddy, and the most obvious feature of Hanfu is the right side, that is, the collar is open to the right, which is very similar to the English lowercase "y" - I don't even know this, and I am embarrassed to shoot historical dramas.

Cang Shilan looked left and right, but didn't find the camera - probably hidden to prevent goofs.

But apart from these two old men in fancy costumes, there is not a single extra-this crew is too poor, right, there are only two leading actors?

But all this has nothing to do with Cang Shilan, he is just an audience - the only audience.

Although it was watching a play, Cang Shilan immediately substituted himself into the play, believing that the old man in Hanfu was from the same country as him, this idea is more alternative in the eyes of ordinary people - ordinary people think about the fourth master, hoping to become his dream lover, and they don't want to meet the fourth master in history, what kind of miserable end will he end.

"That's how different my brother is. Cang Shilan thought a little smugly.

Just as he was thinking nonsense, the two "ancients" finally spoke.

The old man with pigtails said, "I've been chasing you for twenty years, and I've finally caught up with you." ”

"Why bother?" the old man in Hanfu shook his head and sighed, "The dynasty you and I defended are all dead, what grievances can't be put down?" What's more, you are originally a Han Chinese, and no one has held your ancestors accountable for their commitment to thieves, so you should hide and snicker, and dare to openly hunt down and kill ......."

"Shut up!" roared the pigtailed old man, "I'm not you lowly brutes. When Taizu attacked Fushun, the ancestors abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, bah, bah, it was to abandon the Ming and the green, he hacked to death and sacrificed the Fushun City to Daqing; and then followed the ancestor into the customs, and killed countless barbarians who refused to shave their heads, and the ancestors shaved their heads, but there was a fresh human head hanging every day. The Daqing Imperial Court has not forgotten our heroes, the Holy Ancestor Dynasty and the Gaozong Dynasty cleaned up the flag affairs and drove out the barbarians who had mixed into the Eight Banners, but they never moved our Liaodong Fan family. ”

"It's so wicked, it seems that the old man has no choice but to get rid of you and do the right thing for heaven. But God has the virtue of a good life, as long as you change your past wrongs, I will let you live......"

"Hahaha......" said the pigtailed old man with a wild smile, "Get rid of me, dream! The beast taming technique I practiced is the nemesis of your summoning technique." If you summon a demonic beast, I will tame one, and if you summon two, I will tame a pair. Otherwise, how could you have been hunted down by me for twenty years without being able to fight back?"

The old man in Hanfu blushed slightly, put his right hand behind his back, and without making any movement, he suddenly pulled out a cold and shining javelin from behind.

Then he threw the javelin at the pigtailed old man with all his strength.

The old man with pigtails was caught off guard, took two steps back, and was almost pierced by a javelin. And the javelin was also unusually sharp, and when it was inserted into the ground, it sank directly into the ground, leaving only a handle of about two inches.

Cang Shilan gasped - this javelin made him understand that what was in front of him was probably not a movie, but a real fight for his life.

He immediately crawled to the corner in a desperate way, and took a tuft of grass and put it over his face—it was simply three hundred taels of silver here, and his body and two long legs were still exposed.

The old man in Hanfu took the lead in one move, and he didn't say much, his left and right hands stretched out to the back alternately, and every time his hand came back, there was always an unusually sharp blade.

The pigtailed old man's face turned pale, and he said: "I can't think of it, I can't think of it, in addition to summoning demonic beasts, you can also summon divine blades." Okay, okay, resist as much as you want, and I'll be happier to kill you so far. ”

The old man in Hanfu didn't answer, but a strange-shaped blade appeared in his hand.

I saw that this blade was in the shape of a "V", with blades on both sides - Cang Shilan recognized that this was the legendary boomerang. The flight trajectory of the boomerang is particularly weird, and ordinary people really can't avoid it.

As soon as this secret weapon came out, the old man with pigtails was afraid that he would not be able to escape justice, and Cang Shilan couldn't help but be happy for the old man in Hanfu.

But the old man in Hanfu was afraid that he had never seen such a high-end product as a boomerang, so when the boomerang returned, he was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated - hey, brother, that's your own secret weapon.