Chapter 106: The Divine Pig 3
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The giant ball was stuck between the mountain peaks, and dozens of dragoons tried to get it down, and even used more than a dozen all-round dragons to pull it, but they didn't succeed, because the ball was really heavy enough, and it just happened to be stuck just right, and it became a "big project". The black god pig saw this hairball www.biquge.info like a cat saw a hairball - because it was indeed a hairball, and its interest came! It seems that it is going to play with it. The corners of its mouth are shining, and the fangs on the corners of its mouth are shining!
Then he didn't care whether his master wanted it or not, he was stunned for a moment, like a bull crashing into it madly when he saw the red flag!
This was definitely a heavy burden on it, so it fell down top-heavy, fell to the ground, kicked its feet in the air, and threw out Zhu Shengdu on its back!
"Stupid pig, stupid pig!" Zhu Sheng cursed, "It's as stupid as a pig!"
Then he realized that he had said the wrong thing and added: "Pigs are as stupid as the legend says!"
What's even more funny is that because the black god pig's fangs are too long and the hairball is too heavy, it can't extricate itself, and its four hooves kick backwards, just like some kind of performance in the circus! The dragoon wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only endure it in pain. What else can Zhu Sheng say, where can his king's face be placed! He has been embarrassed in front of many people many times, this may be one of the reasons why Zhu Sheng wants to give up being a pig rider, after all, he is a king above ten thousand people!
But after all, the black god pig is also the pig god above the ten thousand pigs, and this thing should not be difficult for it -- since the hair was put by it, he can take it back! After a storm of black cats, Tao Xiaozhi, Ah Mu, Iron Bucket, Wu Liang, and the three all-powerful dragons appeared.
Fortunately, they are still intact, they have not been suffocated and sandwiched, but their bodies are still slightly itchy and accompanied by sneezing, and they are still in a bad state of convulsions all over their bodies, they are just a few ants in other people's hands.
"Well, don't let me down this time, let your fangs get blood on them!" Zhu Sheng glared at the Black God Pig, and what his eyes said was like this-of course, there was a spiritual communication between him and it.
The black god pig roared angrily, both shining, as if he wanted to shake the previous decadent state, and wanted to add some face to his master, even if it was for himself, so he grinded his teeth, and then galloped towards them!!
The first to bear the brunt of the large and heavy iron buckets!!
Everyone who has seen the power of these fangs has already seen it just now, and such a big hairball has been picked up, what kind of effect will it have on such a fleshy person? Some soldiers who have seen the big scene don't even dare to look at it, it is too bloody and violent! Zhu Sheng also covered his eyes with his sleeves, afraid that blood would splash his eyes!
However, they didn't watch it, but missed a wonderful scene - of course, the iron bucket did not die, but the black god pig ghost made a strange sneeze, spraying the **** off the iron bucket and other people's bodies, and they asked for nasty convulsions and sneezes, and returned to their normal state. It was not only the sneeze, but the thing that caused it to sneeze -- it was a big red apple, quite plump, and it should be delicious! But why! A small apple had caught its attention, and it had not even seen or eaten an apple?
Could it be that an apple has brought the Black God Pig's attack to an abrupt halt?
Zhu Sheng stared at the Black Pig with both shock and anger in his eyes, cursing through constant heart-to-heart exchanges—but unfortunately, the latter didn't seem to hear anything now, as if he had entered a painting of partial associations; the Black Pig still stared intently at the apple, as if there were tears in his eyes; the others stared at everything that happened here in amazement, trying to find the key to the answer from the confusion in their minds.
It was during this awkward time of eye contact that something even more embarrassing happened—the belly of the bucket thundered, and then the belly of the black god pig thundered—it sounded like a girl farting in front of everyone!
"If you're hungry, I'll give you a meal!" said the bucket with a silly smile as he handed over the apple.
If the Black God Pig was still shocked and endured just now, he finally couldn't help it at this moment - he roared towards the sky, and then ran wildly, tears flowed, and he actually cried!
Even Zhu Sheng, the owner of the Black God Pig and the Black God Pig, who knows the Black God Pig best, doesn't know it, and it's the first time he's seen it crying! Usually, the Black God Pig is a happy pig, because ordinary pigs are very happy, and he, who is more superior than ordinary pigs, has of course been living a carefree, lazy life! This may be the general definition of the Black God Pig by others, but in its heart, it is not actually born out like this, it still has pain, and the pain that others do not know is buried deep in its heart! The pain, of course, has to do with an apple.
You may not be interested in a story about a pig and an apple, but that's what I want to say.
Like many other stories, this is a story that happened a long time ago, probably nearly 10,000 years ago. At that time, the mother of the black god pig (the white pig) became pregnant without sex, and she had a big belly and poop overnight (although it was already very large)! Why is this happening? According to the ancient books, it is like this: the sky is strange, as if a great disaster is coming, and then a red meteor crosses the sky, which lasts for a long time, and makes people wonder if it is not, and then falls on the pigsty of an ordinary person, and there is only a virgin female pig on this pigsty, that is, the mother of the black god pig. According to the classics, the mother of the black god pig also has a name, called "Holy Sow". She was originally an ordinary pig who could no longer be ordinary, because of this accident, she became famous through the ages. The sow gave birth to five piglets that night, and four of them looked exactly the same, but one of them looked quite strange: the others were white, but it was black, three times larger than the others, and the most terrifying thing was a pair of strange, red-glowing eyes! What a species! You can imagine how surprised the sow was at that time, but it was the mother of this monster after all! Strangely, the birth of the black pig did not make the mother die in childbirth, but made its four brothers just turn from saying goodbye to the bull and the horse to meet and hug again. The next day, the people of the village learned about the strange thing and associated it with the strange thing of the previous night. Some people who looked at the elephant said that if the strange piglet and the sow were not killed and sacrificed to the gods, the disaster of last night would come again, and the whole village and even the greater and greater places would be destroyed and the Holy Spirit would be destroyed.
So, a solemn and solemn ritual was carried out to worship the gods. Before the sacrifice, the sow took an apple hidden in the straw pile and gave it to the little black pig, whose eyes were like looking at the iron bucket. Of course, the eyes of the iron bucket are not like those of the sow, because the latter's eyes are full of great maternal love! This picture will always stay in the mind of the black god pig, which is its only memory of the most beautiful mother, frozen for eternity.
This is the story of a pig and an apple.
By the way, let's also talk about the result: the sow was put on the altar and ascended to the west on her first day as a mother, making the virgin sow legend. And when those people wanted to use the black god pig with their knives, before the knife touched its hair, a huge, powerful and evil black qi suddenly rose from its body, turning into a fierce tornado black storm, and everyone present was swept up to the western sky.
So, you can imagine what the black pig felt when he saw this apple, but no one could understand it. It's crying, and who can understand this touch? All you have is doubts!
And then? The black god pig roared with teeth, and his saliva sprayed all over the iron bucket. It picked the apple off, causing the bucket to roll backwards several feet in fright. The little red eyes sent out flying knives, the iron hooves plucked the mud, and the tail and hair stood up -- it seemed that the black god pig was either angry or crazy! Then it slammed into the iron bucket with its long fangs! This time it was different from before, and it brought a fierce wind and a violent earthquake caused by its wild run, and its speed was like the wind, it was simply teleported! With such a fast speed in such a large size and weight, it was indeed a divine pig! If it hadn't been for its great resistance, it might have turned into a lightning pig!
If the bucket hadn't accidentally stumbled when it was about to hit its ass, maybe the black god pig didn't crash into the boulder, nor did it be the latter!
Black Pig is crazy, how can this be good!