Chapter 159: Wu Yan is going to be born X (three watches)
It turned out that Wu Yan came back to take a bath after he was busy in the field, and he wanted to come out to get his clothes just after washing, and he didn't have an inch on his body!
Lin Xiaoqian flew up and kicked at Wu Yan's crotch. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Wu Yan hurriedly blocked it with his hand, but Lin Xiaoqian's strength was too great, and she was kicked far away by Wu Yan and hit the wardrobe by the wall.
"Lin Xiaoqian, are you crazy, you really want me to cut off my children and grandchildren!" Wu Yan was extremely angry and shouted loudly!
"How can you take a shower without clothes!" Lin Xiaoqian shouted angrily.
"Who will wear clothes in the shower, don't you wear them either?" Wu Yan was still angry.
Lin Xiaoqian suddenly came to her senses, and half of her clothes had been taken off, and they were all shown to Wu Yan......
"Ahh
"What's the big deal, isn't it just that I don't have any clothes on! I don't want to watch it, I've watched thousands of Japanese movies on the earth, but hundreds of them, will it be rare for you to be an underage child?" Wu Yan muttered disdainfully, taking out clothes from the closet and putting them on.
However, as soon as Wu Yan recounted it, his face showed a smug evil spirit: "I didn't expect Lin Xiaoqian, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child, to be so promising! Could it be that people here developed relatively early?"
At this time, Lin Xiaoqian had already dressed and rushed in menacingly.
Wu Yan's last two words happened to be heard by Lin Xiaoqian, and she was even more furious, and habitually reached out to draw the sword, but found that the sword was not on her body.
It just so happened that there were a few one-person-high hangers beside Lin Xiaoqian, so she picked them up, used them as spears, and greeted Wu Yan fiercely.
What kind of skill is Lin Xiaoqian?
Several geniuses of the martial arts family joined forces, but they were all beaten by her and were powerless.
Wu Yan was already very weak, he was half-worn in his clothes, and he didn't bring the talisman with him, so he couldn't resist it at all!
In an instant, Wu Yan had already received several heavy blows!
If he continues to fight like this, Wu Yan will be beaten to death.
Wu Yan was in a hurry, so he took off the clothes he hadn't put on yet.
"Ahh
Lin Xiaoqian threw the hanger at Wu Yan, and escaped with her eyes covered.
Wu Yan hurriedly put on his clothes, shouted "I'm not wearing clothes, don't come out", and ran quickly to the practice room!
After running a few steps, Lin Xiaoqian rushed out with a sword and intercepted Wu Yan.
She covered her eyes tightly with a black cloth, but as if she could see Wu Yan, she beckoned to Wu Yan's vital place.
Wu Yan hurriedly fled back to the bathroom, bought many human model racks from Taobao, and threw them out desperately.
Lin Xiaoqian's hands are quick and her eyes are fast, no matter how fast Wu Yan throws, she can accurately slash and split into pieces.
Looking at her angry appearance, if she doesn't cut Wu Yan under the sword today, she won't give up!
What to do?
Wu Yan also calmed down at this time, bought a tape recorder on Taobao, shouted a few times, "I'm not wearing clothes, don't come in", recorded it, and left lightly.
This washroom, with a side door!
Lin Xiaoqian saw that Wu Yan didn't throw things anymore, just yelling there, so she also stopped and sneered: "You rascal! If I don't castrate you today, I won't call Lin Xiaoqian!"
After waiting for a while, Lin Xiaoqian realized that something was wrong, not only did she not feel Wu Yan's breath, but also the words that Wu Yan shouted over and over again were repeated over and over again, and they were too similar to each other, and there was no change?!
"Wow!"
Lin Xiaoqian took off the black cloth from her eyes, but found that Wu Yan had long since disappeared.
Lin Xiaoqian exclaimed, "Not good", and rushed to the practice room.
It's a pity that it's still a step too late.
Before Lin Xiaoqian arrived, Wu Yan had already rushed into the practice room and bolted the door tightly!
"Stinky rascal, you come out for me!" Lin Xiaoqian attacked for a while, and when she found that it had no effect, she shouted angrily.
"You female hooligan, you actually peeked at me taking a bath! After reading it, you still want to kill people?!" Wu Yan was not to be outdone inside!
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm a woman, look at how you can be a hooligan! Besides, why don't you even close the door when you take a shower? You must be deliberately trying to be seen by me!" Lin Xiaoqian was angry at what Wu Yan said, and hurriedly retorted.
"Hmph, if you say that you can look at a man if you say it's a woman, you're not a hooligan? Lin Xiaoqian, you stinky female hooligan, you actually peeked at me taking a bath! I'm going to go outside and say it, so that the whole Taiyang City knows that you Lin Xiaoqian is a female hooligan! Female hooligan, don't be ashamed, peek at men taking a bath......
If it is about kung fu, ten martial arts are not Lin Xiaoqian's opponents, but compared to verbal kung fu, a hundred Lin Xiaoqian are not martial arts opponents who are known as water-filled madmen on the earth!
Wu Yan said one sentence after another, what feminism, what crime of raping men, Lin Xiaoqian was speechless.
In the end, Lin Xiaoqian felt a little weak, and felt that she looked at Wu Yan's body, as if she had committed a mortal crime.
Lin Xiaoqian's intuition told her that there seemed to be something wrong, but she didn't know what was wrong, just like a dumb person eating Coptis chinensis, and she couldn't tell if she was bitter!
Wu Yan saw that Lin Xiaoqian's arrogance was completely defeated, so he got a little carried away, and said: "You were originally my daughter-in-law, what if I look at you a few times?"
At this time, Lin Xiaoqian found a chance to fight back, and she also followed closely and said: "Since I am your daughter-in-law, why are you guilty? You stinky rascal, you got cheap, and you made up so many reasons, you almost deceived this girl! Don't be long-winded, come out and die quickly!"
Wu Yan snorted: "I took a bath in my house, why did I become a stinky hooligan? You don't look at whether there is anyone inside, you rush in and take off your clothes, and when you see me naked, you want to kill people indiscriminately, you say, who is unreasonable, who is a hooligan?"
Lin Xiaoqian retorted: "I don't have to worry about it in my own home, no one will disturb me when I take a bath!"
Wu Yan said coldly: "Don't forget, this is my house, not your house! Here, you have to abide by my rules! If you want to take a bath, you must first see if there is anyone inside! If you don't want to follow the rules, you can go back to your Lin family to wash!"
Wu Yan shouted, but there was no sound outside.
After a while, I could faintly hear someone sobbing in a low voice.
Wu Yan thought it was Lin Xiaoqian's trick to lure the enemy at first, but as he listened to it, he felt more and more that this cry was sincere and not fake.
At this time, Wu Yan also calmed down, and couldn't help but apologize when he remembered Lin Xiaoqian's heavy kindness of giving up her life, ignoring the safety of her family, and helping at a critical moment.
Wu Yan opened the door and found Lin Xiaoqian squatting on the ground, burying her head in her knees, crying so sad!
Wu Yan hurriedly stepped forward and comforted him gently: "Xiaoqian, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! I didn't mean that! Your kindness to me, I can't repay it in this life and this life! Don't worry, I will take a bath in the practice room in the future." This washroom will be yours in the future, and I will never step into it again!"
Wu Yan said a lot of good words, and Lin Xiaoqian's crying slowly subsided.
Wu Yan was breathing a sigh of relief, but Lin Xiaoqian suddenly burst out, grabbed Wu Yan's hand, twisted Wu Yan to the ground, and said fiercely: "Okay, no matter how cunning you are, haven't you fallen into my hands? If I don't castrate you today, I won't be surnamed Lin!"
As she spoke, Lin Xiaoqian took out an extremely sharp dagger and stabbed it at Wu Yan's crotch!
Lin Xiaoqian has great strength, and she understands the way of acupuncture points, and with only one left hand, she has trapped Wu Yan's hands just right, and she can't move at all, and she is about to be castrated by Lin Xiaoqian!