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The short and fat shopkeeper squinted his eyes and stared at Wu Yan up and down with very strange eyes.

Wu Yan got goosebumps: "I understand your feelings, I can especially understand how painful it is for you to have that special hobby as a man." But as I told you last time, we're not a good fit! Why don't we talk about something more meaningful?"

As he spoke, Wu Yan touched the two pots of super rice on the ground with his hand.

Wu Yan's performance made the Humpty Dumpty shopkeeper quickly make a judgment - where is this Wu Yan, what kind of waste material? It is clearly a cunning little fox.

However, the word fox is not a derogatory term.

The short and fat shopkeeper has always boasted that he is an old fox, but now that he has met the little fox, things are easy to do, everyone is a smart fox, there is no need to go around the corner, go straight to the point.

"Make a price!" said Humpty Dumpty, smiling with a knife.

"Twenty bottles of catalytic fluid. "It sounds like Wu Yan is not greedy.

"A bottle!" The short and fat shopkeeper of the goblin is even better at bargaining than the pig killer!

"Fifteen bottles!" Wu Yan gave in.

"Two bottles!" Sure enough, it was the goblin's chunky shopkeeper.

"Fifteen bottles!" Wu Yan insisted.

"Three bottles!" Humpty Dumpty began to increase the price.

"Fifteen bottles!" Wu Yan still insisted.

"Three bottles!" Humpty Dumpty raised the price again.

"Fifteen bottles!"

"......" The short and fat shopkeeper was not happy, and the orchid finger stretched out again, wanting to touch Wu Yan's forehead, but Wu Yan was lightly dodged - what kind of skills is Wu Yan now, how can anyone touch it?

The short and fat shopkeeper was a little surprised, stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Young Master Wu, I have raised the price twice, but you don't give in at all, don't bring such a bargain, right?"

"I conceded five bottles at once, but you only let one bottle, who broke the rules of bargaining?" Wu Yan's mouth was full of words.

The short and fat shopkeeper's head was sweating--how could there be such a bargaining rule? However, since Wu Yan likes it, let him be.

"Five bottles!"

"Sixteen bottles!"

"Why did you increase the price?" the shopkeeper thought he had misheard.

"You add from one bottle to five bottles, which is equivalent to letting four bottles, and I reduced it from twenty bottles to sixteen bottles, which is also four bottles, which is very fair!" Wu Yan was serious.

"Okay, okay, blame me for not being careful, I'll give you ten bottles in one step, right?"

"No, you went from one bottle to ten bottles, let nine bottles, I went from twenty bottles to ten bottles, let ten bottles, I let one more bottle than you, it's not fair!"

"So fine, even if I serve you, I will suffer a loss, and I will give you eleven bottles directly!"

"No way!"

"Why can't you?"

"You add from one bottle to eleven bottles, which is equivalent to giving ten bottles, and I reduced from twenty bottles to eleven bottles, only to give nine bottles, and you give one more bottle than me, so it's still not fair!"

“...... What the hell do you want, Sao Nian!" The short and fat shopkeeper was made by Wu Yan to cry without tears.

"I don't know...... However, I am a very upright person, and what I want is the word fairness, a little more or a little less, it will not work!"

“...... Otherwise, I'll make up for half a bottle of catalytic liquid, a bottle of catalytic liquid is worth twenty taels of silver, and I'll make up ten taels, so it's fair, right?"

"One hundred taels!"

"What, one hundred taels?! One hundred taels can buy five bottles of catalytic liquid! This is not fair!" Humpty Dumpty shopkeeper was angry, who said just now, what you want is the word fairness?

"Oh, since it's not fair, forget it, then I won't sell it!" I heard that the proprietress of Baicaofang is very beautiful......" Wu Yan made a gesture to leave.

"Oh, my little ancestor, even if I have served you, can't I give you a hundred taels?"

"It's been like this early, don't you have to be so troublesome, it's really ......" Wu Yan looked disgusted.

"......" is sweat written on the top of the head of the short and fat shopkeeper.

After taking one hundred taels, Wu Yan stretched out his other hand and asked for one hundred taels.

"Didn't you say a hundred taels! We don't have any regrets!" Humpty Dumpty jumped up, feeling that he couldn't bear it anymore!

"One hundred taels for one pot, two hundred taels for two pots, I didn't miscalculate!" Wu Yan looked innocent.

"I can't buy just one pot!"

"No, my two pots of rice, a male and a female, are husband and wife, and it is very cruel for you to separate them!"

Rice is also divided into male and female.....

The short and fat shopkeeper was really speechless, he hurriedly took out the silver, and when he saw Wu Yan, he was angry, so he should send this bear child away as soon as possible!

"Wait!" Seeing that the short and fat shopkeeper was so easy to speak, Wu Yan's eyes rolled, and something happened again.

"My eldest young master, what else is wrong with you?"

"Gold card!" Wu Yan took out the card that the short and fat shopkeeper had just given him, and shook it in front of him, "There's money in it, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I saved ten taels of silver!"

"It's only ten taels, forget it, I won't sell it, I heard that the old ...... of Baicaofang opposite"

"Stop, stop, stop!" As soon as he heard Wu Yan mention Baicaofang, the short and fat shopkeeper was immediately deflated, "Give you a hundred taels, you are always satisfied, right?"

"Hmm......" Humpty Dumpty shopkeeper was so easy to speak, Wu Yan felt that something was wrong, and he always felt as if he had suffered a big loss, but he couldn't figure out what the problem was. It stands to reason that two pots of rice in exchange for so many things, I made a lot of money?!

"That's right, why does the short and fat shopkeeper just want to buy a pot, obviously he wants to use the rice fruit to make seeds!"

The old fox of the short and fat shopkeeper is really very fine!

It's a pity that he didn't know that my two pots of rice were actually bought on Taobao. If you use rice fruits as seeds, you won't be able to grow such thick rice at all!

Seeing the self-righteous and fat shopkeeper, trying to pretend to be a fleshy pain, the pride and happiness that couldn't be hidden, Wu Yan almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Where's the giveaway?" "Insatiable Wu Yan, what do you want me to say about you......

"Gifts?" Humpty Dumpty shopkeeper was so angry with Wu Yan that it was really called a five-body throw!

There was no way, Humpty Dumpty shopkeeper found a bunch of all kinds of small things for Wu Yan, what culture liquid, insecticidal water, and strong pills...... It can be described as varied, and there is everything.

Finally sent the little fox away, and the old fox's pride hidden in his heart could no longer be suppressed, and he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly......

Finally far enough away from the Ten Thousand Medicine Building, the little fox's smugness hidden in the soles of his feet could no longer be suppressed, and he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly......